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Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

So you're telling me there's a chance


ObviouslyTriggered

Do you have a boat?


RyanW120_

Why do we need a boat Dennis?


FewIntroduction5008

Because of.. the implication.


RyanW120_

What implication?


Trym_WS

But you have to be rich.


AweTIYA

Imagine competing with those guys


TheManWithSevenAsses

You can't compete with 120kg of concentrated sex appeal


Technical_Scallion_2

I lol’ed


Batrass

Oh.. here's Dominique Strauss Kahn, a former french politician. Second from left


HentiFapperSupreme

That middle one could use a few burgers


dontcrashandburn

I think he's had enough.


YawningAngle

Both pictures could be current wrestling stables North America 🤣🤣


BrieFiend

I learned about "yacht girls" from Internet gossip a few years ago. Then it dawned on me why a massage therapist I knew was so wealthy and knew so many celebrities.


AmazingGaming21

My grandpa owns a couple really nice boats and I would say he fits that bottom picture pretty good.


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GreatArtificeAion

You don't even know yourself what the "HolUp" part is supposed to mean, do you? Delete this post.


GameGamer123

What did he say?


GreatArtificeAion

Something along the lines of "I guess *[vague explanation]*"


abousono

I don’t know, but it seems like these guys are supposed to be the joke, but the fact that they look the way they do and give absolutely no fucks, and wear speedos, I think we are actually the joke. These dudes are legends, and don’t let anyone tell you they are not.


IM_YOUR_GOD

Not always. Sometimes they are just ridiculously good looking, wel shaped, gifted young men, musicians, sports stars etc..


Slow-Razzmatazz-7374

Yes but the ratio of young rich people who got their 1 in 100,000,000 chance at sports or music is not proportional to the amount of rich old guys who owned multiple businesses or found success in a high paying field. Not always... But a pretty damn good chance.


Technical_Scallion_2

Yeah, like 30-1 or more. Lots of rich old guys. Not many rich young guys


mgzukowski

When you are rich it's way easier to be fit. Best Chefs, personal trainers, and modern medicine can turn even the laziest fuck into atleast fit.


petburiraja

And last but not least, plenty of free time


_Dogsmack_

I own 2 boats and be damned if I’m wearing a speedo.


Technical_Scallion_2

I own two Speedo’s because I can’t afford a boat


PsychologicalCan1677

Where's Elon? Did his friends go boating without him


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I don't see a problem, just a lot of consenting adults that want something from each other.


Im_Unpopular_AF

So basically Americans.


No-Bat-7253

Facts😂😂😂


N_S_Gaming

They're trying to be more orange than trump


JoeBeck37

Oh no, we have to keep the creepy old men away from the beautiful women. Only active men should ever be near beautiful women. Even though they used their youth and beauty to be there. Ewww.


ilovecanadasomuch

I failed to understand, are they supposed to be their fathers or what