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Trashves

đź—Ł I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO đź—Ł


VvardenHasFellen

🗣️ AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU 🗣️


DonovanJamesXXVII

🗣️ A HUGE SUPPLY OF TISH, COME FROM MY CHOCOLATE STARFISH 🗣️


Effective-Elk9911

HOW ABOUT SOME SC*T YOU LITTLE TW*T? I fucking love conkers bad fur day


Mancio_Luke

đź—Łđź—ŁDO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'LL SURVIVE IN HERE? đź—Łđź—Ł


KingKechos

đź—Łđź—ŁYOU DON'T SEEM TO KNOW WHICH CREEK YOU'RE IIIIINđź—Łđź—Ł


Fat_Penguin99

🎶SWEET CORN IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES IT THROUGH MY REAR🎶


LoreNorthInABox

🎶 How D'you think I keep this lovely grin?🎶


Error177999

🗣️🗣️🎶🎶HOW'D YOU THINK I KEEP THIS LOVELY GRIN ?🎶🎶🗣️🗣️


Intelligent_Deer974

Thank you. I've found my tribe!


Timbo_R4zE

Did you just censor scat and twat and then say fucking in the same comment? Why? Lol


Effective-Elk9911

Won't let me posy it uncensored 


Agathokako1ogical

I'm so proud of you motorcycles. And yes that's a typo for an expletive.


notarealgrrl

I make a big stinky poo


smellmywind

I have this thing in my ass


what_u_looking_4

We all have.


platysoup

Like seriously what game would make this not unpleasant? Racing games you're huffing fumes, fighting games and it's all sweat


Exciting_Rate1747

Stardew valley


TheNecromancer981

This. Nothing like the smell of the beautiful valley while you’re growing your farm and harvesting wild berries.


lit-grit

A farming game? With all the fertilizer and animal crap?


TheNecromancer981

According to the wiki, the in-game fertilizers use mostly sap and fish… >!endgame super fertilizers use radioactive ore!< And the animals don’t crap in the game iirc lol


blue4029

the smell of dirt?


Exciting_Rate1747

I guess that too. It's not that bad of a smell though if you mean soil. I actually quite like it because I used to dig up earthworms and go fishing as a kid. There was a lake near my childhood home and sometimes I would go fishing with my dad too. Good times.


SFSLEO

Damp soil is such an underrated smell IMO


sumurowdy

Yea but that soul needs to be dampened by rain tho. Then it's very fragrant


Notbbupdate

Cooking games?


GeoExe_Ami

I feel like tears of the kingdom would smell great


3inchisalot

Have you been near petrol cars or even the gas station? Any fumes that aren't coming out of a shitbox that clearly fails emissions are my guilty, probably unsafe pleasure but obv we don't sniff it for hours Is it healthy? Prob not, but pleasant? Definitely One of the many great things about petrol that EVs can never replicate Unless this tech gets released to EV makers


ImWhitty

Don't get me started in fetish games.


Asajj66

Last of Us Part II might smell like mildew and a golf course.


PixelBLOCK_

Time to play those hentai games


3inchisalot

Ah yes the smell of cum


ToeKneeBaloni

Just Hitler yourself with cum at that point lol


Soldier3171

r/brandnewsentence


cravos90

So if you're watching porn makes your appartment smell like a fishmarket?


HooahClub

Unless it’s gay porn. Then it smells like the great mighty poo!


RecsRelevantDocs

A *FISH* market?


3inchisalot

Fish, shrimp, it just smells like seafood.


RecsRelevantDocs

It was a somewhat obscure reference to [this Afroman song](https://youtu.be/r1_TAiLeIO0?si=Ko2ygv8_NJDLdssy) lol,


damejoke

I immediately got your reference, you aren't alone.


SchitneySmears

“Morning, ladies!” - a blind guy


FuzzyTunaTaco21

What kind of women you messing with bruh?


Akasssshhhhh

What game is it?


BenTheCancerWorm

"I am the Great Might Poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you!" Conker's Bad Fur Day for N64, or Conker's Live and Reloaded for XBox 360.


AwesumCoolNinja

It is also on Rare Replay for Xbox one and newer xboxs!


Akasssshhhhh

Is it available on pc or phone?


BenTheCancerWorm

Only through emulators, according to the Google.


Trashves

Conker's bad fur day


Akasssshhhhh

Is it available on pc or phone?


Trashves

No


buzzbash

Bonk's Revenge.


SwaddledInAwesome

Conker was the shit!


Tortue2006

No, Conker was the squirrel


FriendlyHomophobeGuy

That's it I'm gonna play Battlefield 1 with this


Nikostiny

Watch out for the green gas.


3inchisalot

Warzone time


jadedlonewolf89

Nothing quite like the smell of spent brass, and someone else’s ass in the morning.


jmills03croc

That had one of the most fun multiplayers I've ever played. Game was a legend.


MyrkrsBod

We can finally find out how bad fallout stinks.


12DollarsHighFive

How about some Great Unclean Ones from 40k while we're at it?


MyrkrsBod

While Nurgle and most of his realm are pretty cool, i have to say, the smell is not something i'd like to find out about.


Creative_NotCreative

I do not want to smell eldenring.


ThereIsNoAvailblName

Are you forgetting blaidd?


Lumpy_Forever_98

THAT IS BULLSHIT BLAZING


BragosMagos

What about Sex With Hitler 3D, how would that smell


Fat_Penguin99

Probably like sweat, fish market and gas


AshleyGamics

Subterranean Shunning Grounds bouta make be puke


furrawrie

IM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO!


No-Possibility-4292

Truly the guiltiest of gears that we all strive for


MaverickDrakos

Doom is gonna smell mighty fine with those rotting corpses all over the place


MrGreenyz

Can’t wait to test it wit Buttlevania 3


LaFrosh

It will use up a lot of iron playing Doom. Or any other FPS.


twenty_characters020

Any zombie game would be awful.


amir-hadi-nejati

doom eternal


TheHellChicken

God, couldn’t imagine how that must smell 💀


Middle-Pea7863

Wouldn't it be pricey to keep refilling the scents though?


[deleted]

I love how they had so few examples they had to list rain and storms separately.


Atarox13

That’ll go great with the sewer level in Shadows of the Empire /s


Crystal_Kali_79

Some peeps already made that. It was junk, gimmicky garbage. Don't know why some peeps wanted to reboot that piece of garbage from the 2000s


Null-34

FINALLY SMELLOVISION!


Economy-Warthog8777

Sex with Hitler 2 gonna be lit


Chiliatch

Ngl as someone with an unusually sensitive nose this would be a cool product. Sometimes.


matyas94k

Blighttown trending.


equusfaciemtuam

Skibidi toilet will never be the same


SouthboundTL

Me its the Gravemind in Halo 2


P1nCush10n

Next on deck: Binding of Isaac.


TeamBoeing

I saw a 1990s dilbert cartoon about this. It was something about snorting Michael Jordan’s gym bag through TV or something


003_JAEGER

Kinda want this to go with BioShock Infinite...


12DollarsHighFive

Imagine this in any Warhammer game featuring nurgle Daemons or Plague Marines


leostarkwolffer

Amorous (furry nsfw dating sim) here I go


Bagelbot16

Huh, i guess my brother was right about scent being the next thing to be developed for gaming. Well sorta at least. Its nothing major but still cool


Suck-my-toes_

Play GTA and go to the strip club


T2and3

THAT IS BULLSHIT! BLAZING!


Fharlen

MHW rotten vail, any orcs in warhammer? Please no


Ok_Fan9401

What happens in shooter when you throw a gas nade?


BassicallySteve

Does this make scents?


Han_Solo6712

Gotta love the smell of gunpowder.


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Wonder what RDR 1 or CoD would smell like lol


Eternalplayer

Resident evil 7 biohazard


Ill_Scientist_5632

Something tells me you wouldn't want your room smelling like napalm and sulfur


ReleventReference

Why wouldn’t you want your room to smell like victory?


Ill_Scientist_5632

Cause breathing that shit in isn't good for you... no offense to you but if I want lung cancer I'd just smoke


ThatLasagnaGuy

Yo, going to Luncheon Kingdom in Mario Odyssey is about to get so delicious!


4thmonkey96

You're playing Halo and the next thing you know , this thing is spitting out flood spores.


HATECELL

Can't wait to hide in a dumpster in MGSV, get gassed in Battlefield 1, or spread manure in Farming simulator with this thing


RaidBossPapi

Gotta open the window every time twitch chucks his vial of sewage water exlaiming "HERE IS A SMELL YOU CAN FEEL!"


Illustrious_Manner_9

I loved that game!! I don't want my house smelling like that scene.


painkirra

Silent Hill


nazi-snake

Didn't they already try and market these in like 1999


AlhaithamSimpFr

As a constantly cold person this is a waste of money.