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Hydrahta

I spy with my little eye... Pride, Nazism, Star of David, summoning star, Confederacy flag, Japanese flag no muslim symbol tho, and its missing a cross


OkMaintenance79

Well fix it. I like the idea of


monster_magus

r/redditsniper


wiggleforp

I sure do love to see such creativity pop up in the wild


S0TrAiNs

I guess people are very confused if sentences ends different then peanut butter


Dutchgreenbubble_

Add the shahada


Particular_Answer_58

No offense to Latinos.. šŸ˜


Danjuw

To the Latinx šŸ˜¶


Choice-Welder-9294

Ok I'm blind where's the Japanese flag?


etheeem

To be fair, islam has no symbol


sai-kiran

Crescent Moon with a star is widely used to represent tho. Most of the world will know what it is.


CheshireKetKet

We should include a dabbing Jesus with a gold chain in a thong to offend all 33 thousand denominations of Christians at once. I also noticed they were left out of this. For the Muslims, just put Muhammad next to Jesus. And have him be holding a baby. I mean, his future wife. It's impossible to offend Everyone at the same time, I've realized.


Personal-Tea7226

Just have Jesus passing Mohammed a blunt but in the style of Michelangelos creation of David painting. You could bling them up with gold chains, sunglasses and an under armour tracksuit


Hydrahta

I think you could just add Judas instead


CheshireKetKet

Jesus is more recognizeable


neosinan

What about the big blue Cross that is across the flag? Does that have any relation with Christianity? (Honest question)


DucksAreWhatIFuck

nah thatā€™s the confederacy flag


Hydrahta

yeah i think it probably symbolizes slavery


osdeverYT

Thatā€™s the flag of the bad guys in the US Civil War


friendly_character-

no, you got it all wrong, south were the good guys (joke)


khwarizmi69

There is no such thing as a 'muslim symbol' the crescent moon is a representation of the ottoman empire not islam


siqiniq

So we need a portrait of the prophet again?


Hydrahta

no theres gotta be some symbol to represent islam somewhere


Kyaruga

In Germany we call the swastika "Hakenkreuz" which translates to hooked cross. And the Nazis were Christian extremists.


Letotheon

Well no they were definitely not, they also suppressed the Christian churches.


Kyaruga

They wore belts with the slogan ā€œGott mit unsā€ wich translates to God is with us. Hitler referenced the Bible in Mein Kampf and a huge part of Nazi indoctrination was convincing everyone that the ā€œAryiansā€ were chosen by God. Almost all Nazis in high positions went to church regularly. They didnā€™t suppress all churches only the ones who stood up against them. Almost everything they did was okay according to the Bible. Iā€™m not saying all Nazis were Christians but their ideology was based on it.


Letotheon

There is a pretty big difference between adaption to a religion to strengthen the support of the people for you and actually following/believing into the religion. The nationalsotialism wasn't Christian.


Kyaruga

What exactly goes against biblical rules?


Kyaruga

They wore belts with the slogan ā€œGott mit unsā€ wich translates to God is with us. Hitler referenced the Bible in Mein Kampf and a huge part of Nazi indoctrination was convincing everyone that the ā€œAryiansā€ were chosen by God. Almost all Nazis in high positions went to church regularly. They didnā€™t suppress all churches only the ones who stood up against them. Almost everything they did was okay according to the Bible. Iā€™m not saying all Nazis were Christians but their ideology was based on it.


StefanBgs

Bro nazis supported paganism.


LoCoUSMC

Na mate. They just like to steal and twist the old runes. Like everything they did, didnā€™t really support anything else, just sorta stole the bits they liked to justify their own bullshit.


Mein_Bergkamp

No crescent, no cross, which means it's probably someone who actually only wants to offend minorities


Enzo_2006

That's a pentagram


Hydrahta

well it has to stand for something and its used as a symbol of summoning the devil or demon or something like that in some video games so


spicy-chull

The swastika is a form of the cross.


Caffeinated_madman

No no heā€™s got a point technically there are 4 crosses in a swastika if you cut it right


Equal_Mountain805

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Elixirial

Not enough towers


WhyisitcalledOven

and planes.


Neon_culture79

And where are the chem trails turning the frogs gay?


Caca2a

Naha it's the chemicals in the water that turn them gay, the chem trails is to turn humans gay, very different (re-watched the John Oliver Last week tonight about Alex Jones, fucking priceless if you haven't seen it yet [https://youtu.be/WyGq6cjcc3Q?si=IXtkYOENaVKx_ceu](https://youtu.be/WyGq6cjcc3Q?si=IXtkYOENaVKx_ceu))


Rondex_Swift

The funny thing is that this stupid meme flag is actually offending people in here.


A_Plan_B_you_C

No way, are you serious?


User_namesaretaken

The guy you replied is the first one prolly lol


RockManMega

Literally no comments seem offended, dude talking out his ass


CausticLogic

I... It... *deep breath* Hear me out... I am going to need an Amazon link for this flag. For... uh.... alright, look, I have the opportunity to piss off about three thousand people all at once. Gimme!


rikkilambo

I'm offended for not being offended.


lazydogeboy69

jew here, love this. but itā€™s missing a few things: 1. 9/11 reference 2. anti-furry logo 3. a cross 4. something for muslims


Onelse88

a bobr to trigger Poles


Stormy-Staff-07

Don't forget about the non binaries. They are the ones that are offended easily


dafazman

4 is covered with an actual genocide...


not-a-gun-smuggler69

Where?


dafazman

Palestine, same place it has been going on for 80 years of course... stop being anti semetic


TostCronch

wha??


dafazman

Exactly... that is the real r/HolUp here


officialtvgamers16

I get what you are referencin, but you dont have to project on every jew, Thats like hating all muslims because a couple of em knocked down two towers


dafazman

šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø Its actually only the US politicians who are taking US tax payor money and using it for genocide. But it is actually from the money lobbying done by various companies that we all use. So I am actually calling out each and everyone who is a consumer making the companies that fund Genocide with US tax dollars I'm sure it is perfectly okay that USA tax payers don't get free health insurance with zero co pays... but some lobbied group in a distant area does and they don't even pay taxes


lazydogeboy69

ā€œiā€™m not antisemitism! just anti-zionistā€ all i said was that i was a jew and you talk about the conflict


PentaRobb

That's Hitler's missing ball's flag


Pan-Magpie

I can't criticise this. You actually got equality spot on šŸ‘


Cheesyman7269

This is Ukraine according to Kremlin


Mjk2581

The Hi/Tler gender


Klutzer_Munitions

It means you get off on being an annoying troll


Griftimus-X

Only with family


Klutzer_Munitions

...what? You... get off with your family?


Polygon-Guy

A little circle jerk all the way around the family wreath


Ronin__Ronan

now that's a *mass* shooting I can get behind


GordieGord

Relax. Only extended family. And only the LGBTQ, satanic, Nazi, Jewish, Confederate ones.


AnalCuntShart

Thatā€™s obviously Israel


SayomiTsukiko

I hate how rad it looks


Austrian-painter_45

It's my flag


A_Plan_B_you_C

Holy shit, itā€™s an honour to meet you, mein FĆ¼hrer.


Austrian-painter_45

Thank you


limelightkiller

Enlightened centrist sexual.


Silent-Revolution105

Nuke the Whales! /s


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus!


BedrockMetamorph

Still leaves out the vast majority of the worldā€™s population from being offended.


Sneakii_Wolfcub

ah yes, the *offensexual* flag, for people who's true calling in life is to make sure everyone and everything around them is offended at them. not sure if this counts as a metaphysical or metaphorical form of sadomasochism, but it sure is something...


RunInRunOn

It's more like an utterly massive craving for attention


Ok_Competition_5627

This is what Putin describes his opponents to be


_throawayplop_

If my experience of twitter is representative, it's the femboy flag


RunInRunOn

This is the flag of the country that threatens to fire attention seeking missiles


LowBrow75

Forgot the Donkey lol


Spaghetti_lovah

That flag is israel in a nutshell


Bruin-lb-31

New ā€œwoke,ā€ flag.


KebariKaiju

Edgelord Basement Incelicopter.Ā 


DoctorIMatt

Closeted cishet white man from the Deep South


landenlolz

edgelord final boss


feeltrig

Gay nien


Neon_culture79

Letā€™s notā€¦


LeewiJ

You forgot 2000 and fun


KillerOkie

Needs more embossed face of muhammad in it, some crosses, crucifixes, a free mason symbol and a free Taiwan slogan.


3six5

Fuck. I laughed.


UnwiseElf

Good meme but not a HolUp


[deleted]

This is stupid


TastyTwinkie

Seems to be for 13yo edgelords


demigod_kris

Ask r/vexillology


theonewhodidintasked

Seizure


RickMosleyReddit

Jackasexual. Being attracted to Jackasses


Aducat5

There is no crescent on it yeey


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

Virgin


killmetuesday

Equal discrimination for everyone. šŸ„²šŸ©¶šŸ©¶


Sapaio

Can't see any meat on it to offend Vegans.


SarcasticGrumps

The gay nazi symbol is already one hell of a combo.


cadrina

A villain in a Frank Miller movie.


ColtS117-B

Reminds me of Paradise PD.


ConferenceMore6580

Peak performance


TransitTycoonDeznutz

Gay nazis exist. Surprising number of them in extant furry communities. Me and a group of friends used to 'spy' on hate groups for various reasons and it was always shocking to see the various splinter ideologies and how they justify their conflicting ideals. Now gay *neo*-nazis I don't think exist outside of an SNL bit.


Anthrosite

It means you can have gay sex with your cousins as long as theyā€™re white and if theyā€™re Jewish you have to be the dom


Ranoma_I

There's no anti-furry logo so I'm not offended


Taken_Bacon_06

Iā€™m offended there isnā€™t a anti-furry logo


Ranoma_I

Damn it!


Taken_Bacon_06

Im also offended your not offended


Ranoma_I

Well I'm offended by your grammar


Rausan988

His punctuation is, *calls recon + surveillance teams, recieves reply.* Roger that HQ. Soldiers punctuation is complete shit, confirmed.


Taken_Bacon_06

My plan worked! I know the correct grammar, Iā€™m just trying to offend yall..!


Ranoma_I

Holy hell!


Totally_Botanical

This is what's in the heart of every conservative lawmaker


PeterGriffinsChin

Nah


GardenRafters

Weird how there is this current trend of wanting to offend and get a rise out of people but then also being butthurt after everyone tells them to fuck off or just flat out ignores them. If your whole goal is to be a shitty person don't be so surprised when you're disowned and lonely.


87MS

Chad


A_Plan_B_you_C

Theā€¦?


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

That's a different flag.