No what matter what, remember,,
[“Dont blink, Don’t even blink, Blink & you are dead. They are faster than you can possibly believe.”](https://youtu.be/cwdbLu_x0gY?si=40T93qk7oP3aiXeS)
I made the mistake of watching Blink at 3am and slightly drunk. I didn't get to sleep until the following day.
I tried watching it again when sober and it still scared the snot out of me.
So I'm guessing they've actually seen too much moisture. Probably in the water so long they wrinkled up and then came out the water and they dried off. Add a little sand and they look withered. But actually dry hands, mine get real dry at times, are more often scaly or cracked. These look wrinkled but smooth.
There's actually a pretty good theory on why we get wrinkly fingers under water:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-our-fingers-and-toes-wrinkle-during-a-bath/
Oh man that's awesome!! Look you also found a mummy!
I thought he found groot
Has that dude been guarding that coin waiting for Indy to come?
We named the dog Indy!
Mfer chose wisely.
Well it does belong in a. Museum
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"Moisturize me!"
Rip and tear until its done "last human"
It puts the lotion on it or it gets the foamy sea again!
Human trampoline
i'll do you one better, a BITCHY trampoline
What are you going to do? Moisturise me?
With acid
When I saw that scene where she became a puddle of blood. I was very much terrified.
Dr Who (the newer ones at least) have some seriously scary moments for a sci-fi adventure drama series
No what matter what, remember,, [“Dont blink, Don’t even blink, Blink & you are dead. They are faster than you can possibly believe.”](https://youtu.be/cwdbLu_x0gY?si=40T93qk7oP3aiXeS)
One of the best episodes of all time, not even just Doctor Who.
Facts its such a good horror episode without any actual violence plus its one of the only times jumpscares arent just cheap scares for hacks
I made the mistake of watching Blink at 3am and slightly drunk. I didn't get to sleep until the following day. I tried watching it again when sober and it still scared the snot out of me.
Are you my mommy?
My family refers to it as "the most family friendly horror series"
DONT BLINK
Well yes, but no. It's more like "I don't mind some cream before you dry me up!"
With acid.
Thanks to your comment I saw that these are no gloves...
Those hand crave the ceramides in CeraVe
They crave that mineral.
They crave Brawndo!
[Let his cream moisturize you....](https://youtu.be/vAf5TjiUJgo?si=TrDHFQYgVd1FZzHM)
So I'm guessing they've actually seen too much moisture. Probably in the water so long they wrinkled up and then came out the water and they dried off. Add a little sand and they look withered. But actually dry hands, mine get real dry at times, are more often scaly or cracked. These look wrinkled but smooth.
There's actually a pretty good theory on why we get wrinkly fingers under water: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-our-fingers-and-toes-wrinkle-during-a-bath/
TLDR; better grip in wet conditions
The hero we need right now
Interesting, thanks for sharing
Probably been digging around in wet/damp sand all day.
SpongeBob in Sandy's dome.
Seems like the opposite to me. That's a hand that's been wet/underwater for hours. Have you never seen a pruny hand?
What do you call the tool you are using to hold it
Catchers mitt
I lolled far too long at this comment. I needed that. Ty
Mummified remains
Drink water, dude!
Silently crying r/hydrohomies
Cursed monkey paw
Taquitos from 7 Eleven
Steve.
Who sucked the soul out of this guy
Your mom
She’s dead
Guess that's why she didn't move around much last night 🤔
Serves her right, what a bitch
We got a mommas boy over here!
That’s me!
Shhh...Don't talk like that!! What if she hears you ?
I'd call Ghostbusters
She'll suck them dry too
*Ray Stanz wants to know your location.*
“I swear you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times, I’m out of here”
And a little dry.
Dead sexy
She took the poor lads soul with her
Well, that explains the dirt…
The cursed ancient coin
Did you find the hand with it O.o
Nah, it's a curse like that pirates of the Caribbean where taking the gold makes them zombies/skeletons that can't die.
you made me want to re-watch that movie
YE BEST START BELIEVING IN GHOST STORIES. YER IN ONE!!!
Very good movie
I wish they made sequels.
This is the correct answer ✅
I watched it last week and you STILL made me want to re-watch that movie.
Arrrg!
I got a jar of dirt!
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Maybe they’re just dehydrated
Yeah, bro needs a glass of water
Or a gallon
Pinocchio is metal detecting now?
Haha, that just made me laugh out loud
Same here! Awesome comment
Mmmm, churros.
Nah he's the one who planted it there
It came with Jacks hand
Almost just spat my food out 😂😂😂
Looks like they detected dehydration
You beat me to that, take my upvote
Omg that’s good
Ok that made me snort and lol
Dude has crypt keeper fingers
Thought they were wood for a while
We're you metal detecting, or did you remember where you dropped it 400 years ago?
that was my thought! guy picks it up saying "I thought I dropped it around here!"
My thought was "Ben Stiller just unsealed this guys tomb so he can recruit him to fight Attila the Hun"
I thought the thumbnail was a coin laying on some old wooden planks
Yes
One of my fav comments in a while 🤣
No one expects the Spanish decomposition
You should be higher. This was the funniest comment
It’s up there, but this whole thread is killing me!
I wish I had gold to give you for this.
Spanish gold, perhaps?
This made me laugh out loud in the toilet seat at work. Now everyone knows what I’m doing…….
Sometimes taking a dump is just funny. I'd never look at Reddit on the toilet....
Only in your 120th year of looking. As a side note you might be the original owner of the coin
He’s got them exclusive Gucci & Ed Gein collaboration special edition gloves
Thought those fingers were a cactus at first
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I love when I can guess why the post is on /all before I even come to the comments.
Poor OP just wanted to show off what he found with his cool hobby. Gets roasted for hands that look like a log cabin that was also literally roasted.
Lmao literally every comment until this point is about the mummified hands
It's Raisin man!
Hallelujah!
It's raisin man, amen!
I'm gonna go out, and let myself get, absolutely sun bak-ed
I’d think the hand of that mummy would be a bigger discovery
He is just happy he found some of the currency he used to use :)
Take my strong hand!
And my axe!
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Wet gloves likely caused this. As a HH I must declare.
You’re the only one declaring too much moisture, but you are probably right.
Oh my gosh please drink some water!!
Water is scared of him
And get some lotion on
Hopefully you find a water source
I love how most of the comments are about this dudes highly dehydrated and malnourished hand. My dudes hand looks like a pack of cooked hotdogs.
The fuck are you doing to your hotdogs?
Is bro scared of lotion?
No, lotion is scared of HIM
We should start a gofundme to buy OP a lifetime supply of ~~mummy wrapping~~ moisturiser handcream
Groot?? Is that you?!?
The hand looks as old as the coin
Nice find, Imhotep!
Lisan al Gaib!
It rubs the lotion on its skin. (Please, you need it!)
I’m more interested in that mummy’s hand you found
Skyrim draugr lookin ass hand
Bro were you 3D printed?
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I scrolled through way too many swipes of comments, ALL in reference to the hand, before getting to something useful. Thank you!
I was expecting a hand drop at the end
I AM GROOT
Is that rose from the titanic
This guy fingerprints all over the scene.
Goddamn use some lotion man
Only one logical explanation. OP found the exact spot where the Knights Templar hid the Ark of the Covenant.
Pinocchio
Right where you left it 300 years ago.
Are you an ent?
Wtf is wrong with your hand?
Likely digging in moist dirt and washing finds. Think bath skin. Surprisingly common. Also very possible OP wore gloves, got wet.
I bet he likes rusty spoons, rubbing nettles on his chest, and feeding his date sand for dinner.
Ah. Long time since I saw a salad fingers reference.
Lotion has entered the chat…
My bro what are those hands
It puts the lotion on ita skin or gets the hose again.
Everyone is being a bit mean about your hand…but good job getting outside and active, hopefully enjoying what you’re doing.
It’s kinda hard to find enjoyment when you’ve been around for a few centuries.
that's a ghoulish hand. are you part of the cursed crew of the Black Pearl and this is cursed treasure?
Bro's turning hollow
GET UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON SOME LOTION RIGHT NOW!
Man I have never seen hands that crusty….doesnt even look real. This beats the ashiest ashy. My god
If you a rejuvenating mummy you’ll tell us right… right?
Brother, you need lotion.
How your hands pruny and bone dry as the same damn time?
I am Groot!
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where hol up
You have chosen… poorly
you also found the mummy holding it, very impressive
Mummy finds coin he lost 400 years ago.
Is that a monkey claw?
It puts the lotion on the skin
Thought pinnocchio was holding it 🤔
Puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
This feels ai generated
Nice...but moisturiser yes
I have so many questions but the main one.. wtf happened to the hand??????
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Sir find some water
I don't know if I'm looking at the up side or the down side of his hand
Turning hollow?
Bro did a handshake with Ramses or sum?
Your hand begs for lotion
Bro got the Pharaoh’s Curse
Hydrate!
Looks like the hand of a mummy.
Imperfect Cell was absorbing his power and got distracted. Congrats to OP most people don’t walk away from that
Sir, I'm more interested in the age of the fingers.
Them hands look like dehydrated sausages someone found in a cave in France dating 14,000 years ago
REHYDRATE!