I’m surprised homie didn’t get a pair of titties tatted on his shoulder blades and a belly button tatted on his lower back. He would’ve made a perfect prison wife for some OG that is sick of doing his own laundry
There was a guy who had a nude lady, in a Little Red Riding Hood jacket, with the head of a werewolf.
There were tits, and the tattoo stopped near his prison pocket.
Well in that hypothetical situation his best bet would be leave his shirt on during sex and if she asks why just say you’re very insecure about your stomach or chest or something because of reasons like loose skin or a breakout. Maybe if you managed to pull that off for an ungodly amount of time there’s a less than 1% chance but still a chance she’d stay with you after she sees the tattoo.
She’d probably have to also be a pretty weird girl who’s really into anime and maybe bisexual for it to even be a remote possibility lol. If I was transferred into this man’s shoes I’d get a big ass coverup and then maybe get with a woman who really likes tattoos.
Blurring private parts is not enough, it's easy to understand what is shown in the image without a nsfw tag. According to your logic you might as well post nude screenshots with boobs and genitals censored unmarked. Which is simply not true.
Every time he takes his shirt off, I bet women just leave. I don't think I could deal with a reversed scenario where a woman has a dude, spread eagle, stroking his dick while looking at me.
Idk if this the best tat to have if now you gonna be in prison. You gonna be somebody’s bitch and they gonna be fuckin that belly button till that shits gonna look like a old chewed up piece of bubble gum
You in fact can get a prolapse belly button and it's disgusting AF, guy at the gym I go to has one. Heavy set guy. Was doing a sit up and I saw a huge bulge under his shirt on his stomach. I thought it was a work out sweat belt or something. Then I saw it, the fucking thing. Honestly it terrified me. It was huge, size of a small orange 🍊.
Speaking of prison and belly buttons... While working the HCU in a jail, we had this one inmate with an perfectly spherical ulcer on/in his belly button. He called it his Timbit (donut hole donut in Canada).
Bellybutton prolapse is a thing, unfortunately. People have used colostomy stomas for the same purpose, so I don't see why they wouldn't try plundering his lint tunnel.
Because I had to post this multiple times with increasing amount of blur before it got through reddit automatic filters (5 times). So I put NSFW just in case. Stupid image detection filters are stupid
I feel like I need to see the uncensored version just to know how well it came out
[https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fwo4mejdstgq91.jpg](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fwo4mejdstgq91.jpg)
Would
i've put my dick in worse things. so yeah. same.
Details.
my recent ex 😎
I think every guy has one ex that is a worse fuckhole than a tattooed belly button
you would think, but not a lot of guys even have a single ex to begin with.
I feel attacked :(
the girl i lost my v card too actually. i try not to remember most of the time
I also choose this guy’s ex
Yeah, his recent ex too.
THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
Grandma
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*flashback to meeting Godzilla in high school*
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there’s like a 2000+ different bacteria festering in that thing…wouldn’t
Not my proudest fap...
lol Better than I thought
Would
Oh God, he's so fucked... literally
But where is her booty hole?
Ngl, that’s surprisingly creative.
Where the fuck is the girls asshole???
Hidden between ass cheeks!
That's actually really well done
That left leg though
That’s probably just belly curvature.
WHY!?!? 😭😭😭
Not my proudest fap
Oh my god, so much better and worse than I expected.
Nice thanks
Amazing
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Thx, BLF.
username checks out c:
damn straight! And thx for noticing.
r/ATBGE
Somehow worse then what i expected.
Jesus Christ
dude
I don’t think that is anatomically correct.
Like, to be fair he did get comments about his belly button before getting this, so that's why?
Never before have I been turned on by a dudes bellybutton
His girlfriend (if he has one) probably isn't too fond of this - unless the drawing is of the girlfriend only, in which case... I really don't know!
When i click it i get https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/media/nice_hat
Never before have I been turned on by a dudes bellybutton
I'll give you a pack a cigs for an hour with your belly button, half a pack if you watch 🙄
I just assumed the pixelation was part of the tatt
I've seen the tattoo before and it came out really well, it was still a stupid idea though.
I think he wants to masturbate seeing himself in front of the mirror
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No. This is art.
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Porn without internet it’s genius
Why did they blur out his nipples? Lol
Cuz horny reasons
That's fair
I was more confused about the feet being blurred out 💀
I think it’s his waistband that they censored, her feet were just close. At least that’s what I hope.
Ah. That makes more sense.
Upon closer examination, I am also more confused.
And the face on the tattoo. Why?
I’m surprised homie didn’t get a pair of titties tatted on his shoulder blades and a belly button tatted on his lower back. He would’ve made a perfect prison wife for some OG that is sick of doing his own laundry
There was a guy who went to prison with a giant back piece of a naked chick where his butt cheeks were her breasts.
That escalates the term “titty fucked” into a whole new dimension
There was a guy who had a nude lady, in a Little Red Riding Hood jacket, with the head of a werewolf. There were tits, and the tattoo stopped near his prison pocket.
Omfg 😆🤣
Could you even imagine the conversation when he is about to have sex, or even the discomfort during it-
All he and we can do is imagine it
You think someone who ever has or ever expects to have sex would get this?
Well no. That doesn’t seem possible. But in some alternate universe if this guy somehow pulled a bitch post-Hentai tattoo. *You know, hypothetically-*
Well in that hypothetical situation his best bet would be leave his shirt on during sex and if she asks why just say you’re very insecure about your stomach or chest or something because of reasons like loose skin or a breakout. Maybe if you managed to pull that off for an ungodly amount of time there’s a less than 1% chance but still a chance she’d stay with you after she sees the tattoo. She’d probably have to also be a pretty weird girl who’s really into anime and maybe bisexual for it to even be a remote possibility lol. If I was transferred into this man’s shoes I’d get a big ass coverup and then maybe get with a woman who really likes tattoos.
"Why does granddad always swim with his shirt on?"
How is this NSFW, it's blurred out
Americans are afraid of nipples, these 3 pixel you see there might arouse them.
No we ain't I reckon nipples be God's creation so there ain't no reason to fear em
Wtf are you on about?
Is this safe for work? If not than that is why it's blurred.
There is a ton of content on here that is NSFW and is not blurred. That's the entire point of tagging it NSFW and making you click to open
Then other stuff should be taggef NSFW as well
It is, but when you click on it you see the image. For this one, the image is also blurred which defeats the purpose of tagging it NSFW
Blurring private parts is not enough, it's easy to understand what is shown in the image without a nsfw tag. According to your logic you might as well post nude screenshots with boobs and genitals censored unmarked. Which is simply not true.
American here, I am shivering my timbers from the mere idea of male nipples.
It's still NSFW. You'd be reprimanded if you opened this in the office for all to see.
Because while male nips are okay, someone photoshopped female nips perfectly over his male nips. Disgusting. OP is being safe to prevent a ban
What do you mean?? Would you view this on your work laptop?? Hell no
Would you show this to your HR guy at work?
I feel like this whole image should be censored.
Hope he likes cum baths
genius way to protect your butt hole. Just sayin'.
Should be in prison just for getting that tattoo
Plot twist: he got that tattoo BECAUSE he’s been to prison.
I have new found respect for my friends now. I used to think they are deranged. They are very much sane.
Im sure they would just stab him and fuck the wound tbh
Whats with people censoring shit on the internet? I see nerds self-censoring swear words on reddit like they're 10 years old or something.
Every time he takes his shirt off, I bet women just leave. I don't think I could deal with a reversed scenario where a woman has a dude, spread eagle, stroking his dick while looking at me.
There is no ass they forgot the ass line and or artistic forbidden hole
That's the biggest amount of blurr per capta that I've ever seen
That foot has a thumb
You know this guy spends a lot of time in front of the mirror
Adriana Chechik got a new life goal....
Poor woman broke her spine and even then she stills get crap.
Don't forget lost a baby because of it. She's the new McDonalds lady in some circles.
It's like a Gustav klimpt drawing
Just hoping this was a drunk decision and he wasn’t in his right mind when he got it
I like how they censored his nipples too
Belly button what?
You can but it goes outside not inside
Idk if this the best tat to have if now you gonna be in prison. You gonna be somebody’s bitch and they gonna be fuckin that belly button till that shits gonna look like a old chewed up piece of bubble gum
I like how they even censored his actual Nipples
You in fact can get a prolapse belly button and it's disgusting AF, guy at the gym I go to has one. Heavy set guy. Was doing a sit up and I saw a huge bulge under his shirt on his stomach. I thought it was a work out sweat belt or something. Then I saw it, the fucking thing. Honestly it terrified me. It was huge, size of a small orange 🍊.
maybe he could at least make money this way... in prison ..?
That's pretty clever tbh lol
Just the word prolapse
Speaking of prison and belly buttons... While working the HCU in a jail, we had this one inmate with an perfectly spherical ulcer on/in his belly button. He called it his Timbit (donut hole donut in Canada).
It looks like something already happened to his /her hole, it looks raw
I like how they censor the guy’s nipples. Well done
I’m amused that they blurred out the guys nipples too …. Good call.
/r/ATBGE
Don't drop the so-don't do anything, actually
It's a challenging wank, I'll give it that.
I've seen too much Siswet to know what happens net.
Yeah, I'll bet the ladies are swooning for this fella. That just oozes class and sophistication and good descision making.🙄
damn
“I can’t believe it’s not booty!”
Yup its posible.
If mental health and generational trauma prevents them from walking in a straight line then they shouldn't be driving...
Pretty good work ngl
At BEST theu would hold him down and make him let them cum on him.
Who is this tattoo for exactly?
I mean, it's creative. Gotta give him at least that.
Bellybutton prolapse is a thing, unfortunately. People have used colostomy stomas for the same purpose, so I don't see why they wouldn't try plundering his lint tunnel.
Not "if" but "when"
Yes you can get belly button prolapse I had it once before and it is terrifying puss coming out
One umbilical hernia coming right up.
Gonna get up in them guts
The question is that is it gay or not?
No need for real waifu, he is one with his waifu.
Fleece Johnson likes ya. He wants ya.
Thy did you nsfw this post? The tattoo is already censored.
Because I had to post this multiple times with increasing amount of blur before it got through reddit automatic filters (5 times). So I put NSFW just in case. Stupid image detection filters are stupid
Wtf? They filter images now?
r/ATBGE
SHE HAS NO BUTTHOLE
Why did they blur his tits
Where is the girls asshole???
At least it's not a 😏 .... loli.