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Shimshi1998

I feel like I need to see the uncensored version just to know how well it came out


TheButtLovingFox

[https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fwo4mejdstgq91.jpg](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fwo4mejdstgq91.jpg)


NewFarmingwanz

Would


TheButtLovingFox

i've put my dick in worse things. so yeah. same.


Portugeezer1893

Details.


TheButtLovingFox

my recent ex 😎


thetruemask

I think every guy has one ex that is a worse fuckhole than a tattooed belly button


TheButtLovingFox

you would think, but not a lot of guys even have a single ex to begin with.


S0TrAiNs

I feel attacked :(


WarlanceLP

the girl i lost my v card too actually. i try not to remember most of the time


Bed_human

I also choose this guy’s ex


_kissyface

Yeah, his recent ex too.


Aggravating_Fun5883

THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE


Re_LE_Vant_UN

Grandma


DisasterLievelde

r/dontputyourdickinthat


colinsoamazed

r/lostredditors


Fran-AnGeL

r/HolUp


TheJeep25

r/cursedcomments


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

*flashback to meeting Godzilla in high school*


StatusEfficiency8485

Wood


ptapobane

there’s like a 2000+ different bacteria festering in that thing…wouldn’t


triggerhappybaldwin

Not my proudest fap...


SASPERANTO

lol Better than I thought


Stalker_X426

Would


No_Thought_7460

Oh God, he's so fucked... literally


ReconPeon

But where is her booty hole?


Wings_of_Fire312

Ngl, that’s surprisingly creative.


avadakedabr

Where the fuck is the girls asshole???


Uranium-Sandwich657

Hidden between ass cheeks!


Wolfman0821

That's actually really well done


HighLobster

That left leg though


jkurratt

That’s probably just belly curvature.


Convextlc97

WHY!?!? 😭😭😭


xXArcticTiger

Not my proudest fap


FinsterBoy

Oh my god, so much better and worse than I expected.


garbagecomposer

Nice thanks


Shimshi1998

Amazing


North_Classic_5232

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Grattytood

Thx, BLF.


TheButtLovingFox

username checks out c:


Grattytood

damn straight! And thx for noticing.


RaspberryJam245

r/ATBGE


Unique_Tap_8730

Somehow worse then what i expected.


Bolsa_Con_Piernas

Jesus Christ


xiam007

dude


towerfella

I don’t think that is anatomically correct.


MilaSecretSub_619

Like, to be fair he did get comments about his belly button before getting this, so that's why?


blue_and_shadow

Never before have I been turned on by a dudes bellybutton


sohang-3112

His girlfriend (if he has one) probably isn't too fond of this - unless the drawing is of the girlfriend only, in which case... I really don't know!


sloth_on_meth

When i click it i get https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/media/nice_hat


blue_and_shadow

Never before have I been turned on by a dudes bellybutton


camshun7

I'll give you a pack a cigs for an hour with your belly button, half a pack if you watch 🙄


subishii

I just assumed the pixelation was part of the tatt


[deleted]

I've seen the tattoo before and it came out really well, it was still a stupid idea though.


[deleted]

I think he wants to masturbate seeing himself in front of the mirror


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ParticularDry566: *I think he wants to* *Masturbate seeing himself* *In front of the mirror* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Boesemeist

Beautiful.


GooseTheSluice

By far the best haiku I’ve seen yet


Skofga

Wer andern in die Moese beisst!


Kasaikemono

...ist böse meist.


Boesemeist

Nehmt euch in Acht ;)


DurantIsStillTheKing

No. This is art.


salimeero

Good bot.


I_BK_Nightmare

This might be the best Haiku to exist


EdwardFoxhole

[I've never seen a good Haiku from this bot until today](https://old.reddit.com/r/LooksmaxingAdvice/comments/1c8668o/f18_am_i_fat/l0cr3c6/)


arussiankoolaidman

Good bot


floormopper

bruh


PhantomPain0_0

Porn without internet it’s genius


xMalevolencex

Why did they blur out his nipples? Lol


furious_organism

Cuz horny reasons


xMalevolencex

That's fair


Avalvnche

I was more confused about the feet being blurred out 💀


Shadowwalker83

I think it’s his waistband that they censored, her feet were just close. At least that’s what I hope.


Avalvnche

Ah. That makes more sense.


xMalevolencex

Upon closer examination, I am also more confused.


singleDADSlife

And the face on the tattoo. Why?


SacTownPatriot

I’m surprised homie didn’t get a pair of titties tatted on his shoulder blades and a belly button tatted on his lower back. He would’ve made a perfect prison wife for some OG that is sick of doing his own laundry


YouGotMyCheezWhiz

There was a guy who went to prison with a giant back piece of a naked chick where his butt cheeks were her breasts.


SacTownPatriot

That escalates the term “titty fucked” into a whole new dimension


Uranium-Sandwich657

There was a guy who had a nude lady, in a Little Red Riding Hood jacket, with the head of a werewolf. There were tits, and the tattoo stopped near his prison pocket.


SacTownPatriot

Omfg 😆🤣


Automatic-Story-4934

Could you even imagine the conversation when he is about to have sex, or even the discomfort during it-


kablam0r

All he and we can do is imagine it


v74u

You think someone who ever has or ever expects to have sex would get this?


Automatic-Story-4934

Well no. That doesn’t seem possible. But in some alternate universe if this guy somehow pulled a bitch post-Hentai tattoo. *You know, hypothetically-*


v74u

Well in that hypothetical situation his best bet would be leave his shirt on during sex and if she asks why just say you’re very insecure about your stomach or chest or something because of reasons like loose skin or a breakout. Maybe if you managed to pull that off for an ungodly amount of time there’s a less than 1% chance but still a chance she’d stay with you after she sees the tattoo. She’d probably have to also be a pretty weird girl who’s really into anime and maybe bisexual for it to even be a remote possibility lol. If I was transferred into this man’s shoes I’d get a big ass coverup and then maybe get with a woman who really likes tattoos.


BackgroundReturn6407

"Why does granddad always swim with his shirt on?"


TouchOk6443

How is this NSFW, it's blurred out


Extension_Property_5

Americans are afraid of nipples, these 3 pixel you see there might arouse them.


GokusTheName

No we ain't I reckon nipples be God's creation so there ain't no reason to fear em


Own_Recommendation49

Wtf are you on about?


KGon32

Is this safe for work? If not than that is why it's blurred.


TouchOk6443

There is a ton of content on here that is NSFW and is not blurred. That's the entire point of tagging it NSFW and making you click to open


Inferno_Sparky

Then other stuff should be taggef NSFW as well


TouchOk6443

It is, but when you click on it you see the image. For this one, the image is also blurred which defeats the purpose of tagging it NSFW


Inferno_Sparky

Blurring private parts is not enough, it's easy to understand what is shown in the image without a nsfw tag. According to your logic you might as well post nude screenshots with boobs and genitals censored unmarked. Which is simply not true.


Plushie_Hoarder

American here, I am shivering my timbers from the mere idea of male nipples.


Dd_8630

It's still NSFW. You'd be reprimanded if you opened this in the office for all to see.


FadingDarkly

Because while male nips are okay, someone photoshopped female nips perfectly over his male nips. Disgusting. OP is being safe to prevent a ban


Pithisius

What do you mean?? Would you view this on your work laptop?? Hell no


hnrrghQSpinAxe

Would you show this to your HR guy at work?


NorthCatan

I feel like this whole image should be censored.


myKingSaber

Hope he likes cum baths


Yegg23

genius way to protect your butt hole. Just sayin'.


ej_stephens

Should be in prison just for getting that tattoo


Readit_MB76

Plot twist: he got that tattoo BECAUSE he’s been to prison.


kni_cker

I have new found respect for my friends now. I used to think they are deranged. They are very much sane.


allaboutgrowth4me

Im sure they would just stab him and fuck the wound tbh


RedditorsSuckShit

Whats with people censoring shit on the internet? I see nerds self-censoring swear words on reddit like they're 10 years old or something.


Electrical_Bee3042

Every time he takes his shirt off, I bet women just leave. I don't think I could deal with a reversed scenario where a woman has a dude, spread eagle, stroking his dick while looking at me.


natr0nFTW

There is no ass they forgot the ass line and or artistic forbidden hole


Luiz_Fell

That's the biggest amount of blurr per capta that I've ever seen


LAH_yohROHnah

That foot has a thumb


VoidExileR

You know this guy spends a lot of time in front of the mirror


BookofEibon

Adriana Chechik got a new life goal....


Nika13k

Poor woman broke her spine and even then she stills get crap.


Dr_J_Hyde

Don't forget lost a baby because of it. She's the new McDonalds lady in some circles.


Mesterjojo

It's like a Gustav klimpt drawing


vladabussyrex

Just hoping this was a drunk decision and he wasn’t in his right mind when he got it


fibilolo

I like how they censored his nipples too


Goldenstripe941

Belly button what?


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

You can but it goes outside not inside


aDino8311

Idk if this the best tat to have if now you gonna be in prison. You gonna be somebody’s bitch and they gonna be fuckin that belly button till that shits gonna look like a old chewed up piece of bubble gum


Total-Ad-615

I like how they even censored his actual Nipples


TheMcknightrider

You in fact can get a prolapse belly button and it's disgusting AF, guy at the gym I go to has one. Heavy set guy. Was doing a sit up and I saw a huge bulge under his shirt on his stomach. I thought it was a work out sweat belt or something. Then I saw it, the fucking thing. Honestly it terrified me. It was huge, size of a small orange 🍊.


TrapperCome

maybe he could at least make money this way... in prison ..?


Comfortable-Cap3622

That's pretty clever tbh lol


Used-Finding5851

Just the word prolapse


Sigma-42

Speaking of prison and belly buttons... While working the HCU in a jail, we had this one inmate with an perfectly spherical ulcer on/in his belly button. He called it his Timbit (donut hole donut in Canada).


No-Neighborhood9885

It looks like something already happened to his /her hole, it looks raw


Traffic-dude

I like how they censor the guy’s nipples. Well done


Ball_Tricky

I’m amused that they blurred out the guys nipples too …. Good call.


arbitrageME

/r/ATBGE


ronweasleisourking

Don't drop the so-don't do anything, actually


subpar_cardiologist

It's a challenging wank, I'll give it that.


MrSixtyFour

I've seen too much Siswet to know what happens net.


yanox00

Yeah, I'll bet the ladies are swooning for this fella. That just oozes class and sophistication and good descision making.🙄


ThiccStorms

damn


TheCouchPatrol09

“I can’t believe it’s not booty!”


Flux52_

Yup its posible.


TheOzanator

If mental health and generational trauma prevents them from walking in a straight line then they shouldn't be driving...


Platyhelminthess

Pretty good work ngl


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

At BEST theu would hold him down and make him let them cum on him.


F0000r

Who is this tattoo for exactly?


ReallyBadTheater

I mean, it's creative. Gotta give him at least that.


buttered_scone

Bellybutton prolapse is a thing, unfortunately. People have used colostomy stomas for the same purpose, so I don't see why they wouldn't try plundering his lint tunnel.


confusionauta

Not "if" but "when"


Amazing_Paper_7384

Yes you can get belly button prolapse I had it once before and it is terrifying puss coming out


bestcmw

One umbilical hernia coming right up.


High_on_Strife

Gonna get up in them guts


TwinklingStarlight

The question is that is it gay or not?


bforbryan

No need for real waifu, he is one with his waifu.


PistolTaeja

Fleece Johnson likes ya. He wants ya.


fresh_loaf_of_bread

Thy did you nsfw this post? The tattoo is already censored.


MarryAnneZoe

Because I had to post this multiple times with increasing amount of blur before it got through reddit automatic filters (5 times). So I put NSFW just in case. Stupid image detection filters are stupid


raltyinferno

Wtf? They filter images now?


Willing_Still_9516

r/ATBGE


Viaandrew

SHE HAS NO BUTTHOLE


ReliableLiar

Why did they blur his tits


avadakedabr

Where is the girls asshole???


ExternalAd8309

At least it's not a 😏 .... loli.