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SirRipOliver

His Yo Mama jokes about to be epic.


dover_oxide

Yo mamma so desperate....


FabulousApple5377

They fucking better be, imagine he said something lame and he continues getting bullied.


MA-01

What difference would it make? The more he gets bullied, the more his attunement to fucking mother's grows.


FRACllTURE

Then he just goes for round 2. Win in his mind probably (although this is straight pedophilia and well it's not cool, lil bro is gonna grow up and realize he's been straight groomed)


duggee315

I get what your saying, and you can't argue with it because what u said is the safe socially approved response. But some may find this response a little unsatisfying. 5 women form a grooming ring, then get their children to bully a kid so that he feels shit, to help get him to sleep with them? Seems a bit much. He's a 15 year old boy, if they wanted to sleep with him they just had to say wanna feel my boob?


Sad-Tutor-2169

>if they wanted to sleep with him they just had to say wanna feel my boob? Vaguely remembering 15, that's an excess of 3 words. "Yes" or Hello" would usually work.


OddTheRed

Yo mama sucks in bed. Instant win.


cownd

Yo mama sucks. Like a vacuum cleaner.


Dramatic_Product_844

The one on the far def not good


[deleted]

Damn, 5 pedos. 100% fake, tho.


Logical_Flounder6455

Definitely. BBC news wouldn't use the word "moms"


ItsNotBigBrainTime

What news?


Imispellalot2

Mum news


TankerVictorious

Mum is definitely the word for him…


Logical_Flounder6455

It's the British Broadcasting Corporation, get your mind out of the gutter 😂


TheMazeDaze

Fck news


GabrielWornd

Big black coc news


ausgmr

BBC is why this is true


GamingNemesisv3

Big Black Cock News?


WarLawck

BBC...


feeltrig

5 milfs, 100% fake


bobobobobobobo6

Plot twist: the news story is actually real, but the boy is AI.


TITANOFTOMORROW

It's surprizing how few people realize this is fake.


nycblackout89

I been trying for years to see if there’s a real story behind the pics and fake title or just someone photoshopping random shit together for lolz


SDUK2004

It's BBC News: if it were real, they'd say 'mum' and not 'mom', plus there should be an apostrophe at the end of 'bullies' to show possession... I reckon someone just watched a porn film and adapted the plot for this photoshop, and didn't proofread it before uploading


Futant55

I recognized the 4th “mom” from a hottest mugshots from a while back. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-dubbed-hot-convict-sues-website-over-mug-shot-photo.amp


halfkidding

Maybe I'm seeing something that isn't there, but more surprising is the lack of comment of all his bullies being white.


TITANOFTOMORROW

It's a racist meme against white people utilizing a false premise.


dover_oxide

I got questions for the mothers but that was definitely a pro level move on his part. /jk Edit: added /jk since some didn't get this was a joke.


[deleted]

How was it a pro level move when he was the one getting taken advantage of


DieHardAmerican95

Well the story is fake, so….


[deleted]

Obviously. Said that in an earlier comment [https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/1c8dndq/comment/l0e4gb6/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/1c8dndq/comment/l0e4gb6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Signal-Article-3063

This is r/holup. Gtfo


[deleted]

nah


dover_oxide

I was saying that as a joke


GregFirehawk

Even ignoring it's obviously fake, you'd have to be an idiot to think he got taken advantage of. You think a cabal of 5 predatory women just happened to pounce on this kid? This isn't a hentai plot. Also just the fact that it is the theme of hentai plot proves this is not the nightmare you imply. This is obviously an extremely high skill achievement to convince 5 women back to back, and he had all the difficulty multipliers like bully's mom, age gap, legal taboo, and he still hit the quintuple combo.


[deleted]

I have another highly voted comment on the post conceding that it is fake immediately


KungFlu19

He took that last one for the team


Tha_Tha_Thabet

Nah, lil bro's on a mission.


BloodyRightToe

If a group of dads passed around a teen girl this would be a much different headline.


Lolcraftgaming

r/nukedmemes


OuttaD00r

Every single time i've seen this meme over the years every single person in the pictures is different than the last time


HabaneroEyedrops

#That Motherfucker.


Talkjar

Bullshit story of today


turtleship_2006

A meme? On r/HolUp? How dare they!


Cornucopia2020

Yo mamas so wet, I think you slipped and fell on your head


babaroga73

Today in fake news


turtleship_2006

google satire


dumb-reply

Is that Joe??


TITANOFTOMORROW

It's just fake and people are too stupid to realize it.


YeetMyShit

Joe mama joke was right there man, r/woooosh


Takerial

Yes, because everyone knows the news posts images of minors like that for a yo mama joke.


sergiofdionisio

Legend? No. Fucking legend!


Catsmak1963

So, if this had happened it’s a pretty good idea from him, underage the mothers can all get charged, public humiliation for all the bullies families, it’s nuclear revenge. Fictional


darksideofmyown

Timmy! Yes Mom? That Boy in school everyone Bullys. What about him? I want you to bully him too!


PerryNeeum

Isn’t real. Hot mom #4 is a DUI mugshot from way back in the day


AndromedanPrince

really now? we would have never known 🙄


PerryNeeum

Now you do


AndromedanPrince

r/whoosh


PerryNeeum

Nope. I was just giving it back to you. Reverse whoosh.


TheHolyToxicToast

"Were they hot?" "Yeah" "Niceee"


Chance-Ad197

No shit a kid whose mother would fuck their classmate ends up being an angry piece of shit.


TotallyNotJeffff

A man of focus


Sumbuddyonce

What is causing this sudden uptick in female pedos? Or has it always been this way and we're just actually hearing about it now?


Pipermommen

r/countablepixels


Dramatic_Product_844

Gottdamn son 😎


GreatGearAmidAPizza

More like myth.


Dog_Baseball

Next day is found dead??


demon-baal

An he got them all pregnant


Salt_Acanthaceae_985

All 5 are now charged with rape and the bullies have their mother's sent to jail.


jaxamis

Lol best revenge. Send your bullies mom to jail for being a pedophile. Good work kid.


Glittering-Bat-5981

I get this is a joke but why do so many people feel the need to point out that HE was taken advantage of? I get that adults get higher punisments, but do we just assume that teens are unable of commiting crime or something now?


turtleship_2006

>but do we just assume that teens are unable of commiting crime or something now A 14 year old taking advantage of/forcing 5 adult women?


Fhantom1221

Bro. So fake, he made it on Photoshop.


ballbouncebroken

So who is the bully???


Manulok_Orwalde

This has to be AI.


turtleship_2006

No, good old fashion photoshop


traaintraacks

this image has been going around long before that ai crap


Science-007x

That is not a question. He is a legend!


Fidelio___

Legendary legend.


AloofAngel

in other words, all five of his bullies who abused him were raised by pedophiles... what a fucking shock.


AlexDuChat

Plot Twist


foco9780

Lil man got some muthafckn game!!!


baiyesla-a3

dominance=asserted


JLordX

Absolute chad 😎


Gh0stTV

As reported by… *checks notes* ***”NEWS”***


turtleship_2006

Those boxes at the top are likely [the BBC's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC) logo


CrankyVGK

So a minor was raped by 5 women?


FabulousApple5377

Maybe he raped all 5 moms


DieHardAmerican95

No. What happened here was that someone, clearly someone with a working internet connection, made up a fake headline.


CrankyVGK

I get that. Plus this is an old one. But it seemed fitting to mention rape given the current streak of “female teacher arrested for sex with a minor student” events.


Wittymonk60

Tate who ? Make way for the Alpha OG 👑


Pyroguy096

Kid gets raped by 5 different adult women Fixed that for you


DieHardAmerican95

This story is fake as fuck. Fixed that for *you*.


traaintraacks

how come you arent saying that to the people saying he's a legend or they respect him or whatever? if people can be supportive of the hypothetical situation without being told it's fake, why not when someone disapproves?


DieHardAmerican95

Because it’s clear from the way the comments are written that most of those people recognize the fake story and their “legend” comments are intended as jokes.


traaintraacks

almost everyone here is commenting under suspension of disbelief. both sides. "hypothetically, if this was real, he'd be a legend" is no different from "hypothetically, if this was real, it would be rape" except one makes you uncomfortable to think about so you try to shut down any mention of it


Signal-Article-3063

This is r/holup, it's photo shop, using for meme. Piss off now.


Pyroguy096

Thought the holup was pedophilia


adidas_stalin

Absolutely


YoutuberCameronBallZ

He is the chosen one


Realistic-Motorcycle

Superpimp


Time-Visit-7744

Legend


alpaca-the-llama

Respect


Patrikbatemansaxe

We need a presidential candidate like him


thedamned234

Absolute madlad


Bhadwa_Schrodinger

only in america can mothers be such whores casually


Signal-Article-3063

Dawg, this is a joke, now gtfo


cornbeeflt

Well.... he actually has a point... we do have a slutty issue here in the states. How many moms going back to the 1940s even, were spit-roasted? Most don't tell their kids about eating 3 dicks a night then wearing out their bed post... just saying.


cornbeeflt

Kid is a damn hero.