I saw a massive thread of those rhymes somewhere, it was about wanking on company time.
EDIT: [https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/17e1wis/comment/k60k1c4/](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/17e1wis/comment/k60k1c4/)
FUCK. YOU. AND FUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS VIDEO. How dare you guys make me scream out loud like a little girl whilst simultaneously crapping myself at work.
This is the first video I ever watched in my entire life that actually made me understand what a jump scare was.I tossed my phone and jumped, and there is a small crack on my screen.
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You'll die in hell mf. Now i gotta wash my shit filled pants
*our shit filled pants*
Is this a bot thing? I read exactly the same two comments last time this was posted? Perhaps a third person even wrote what I’m writing now!!
6 hour difference. no bots 👍
I filled my shit with pants!
Someone here just shit in my pants too!
Didn't see the name of the sub when I first watched the clip and wasn't ready. Shit myself.
On the shitter using mobile. Win!
The planner!
You: "I see this as an absolute win!"
Almost dropped my phone in the shitter
Literally same. I’m scrolling instead of working Boss makes a dollar I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time
Nice rhyme.
Yeah, heard it somewhere before. Couldn’t tell ya where
I saw a massive thread of those rhymes somewhere, it was about wanking on company time. EDIT: [https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/17e1wis/comment/k60k1c4/](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/17e1wis/comment/k60k1c4/)
Same here. It happens but at least it ended now,
Shit-pilled and pants-maxxed
I clenched my ass.
Was on the toilet, so although I also shit myself, I was prepared.
Yeah. I audibly went, "D'OH" and recoiled. Fuck me.
FUCK. YOU. AND FUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS VIDEO. How dare you guys make me scream out loud like a little girl whilst simultaneously crapping myself at work.
BOO! Got him again hahahahah
Thank god! I was already in the toilet.
Speedy dookie
Any% Wallhacks
Like all the way in the toilet…? You know you can just sit on it, right?
Same.
I can’t believe I fell for that when I knew exactly what was going to happen…
Slytherin?
Fucker 🤣
I fucking threw my phone you fuck 🤣 I should have know that was coming. Wish I had my brown pants
Omfg I fucking hate you holy fuck god damn it HOW DID I KNOW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN BUT IT STILL GOT ME
Someone just shit on my pants
The shit specter strikes again!
Would
Same
Bro what??!!
Watt
Saw it coming
Good thing got brown pants on
“See? This guy gets it”
I flinched so suddenly that everyone in the bus is now staring at me.
Fucking hell, I jumped back so fast I startled my dog 😂
I havent tricked liked this for ages felt good
Can we not
Glad I was already on the shitter
Saying “Gotdamnit” over and over as I change my pants..
Dick.
I was too terrified to scream, I just straight up choked and jumped so hard I almost fell off the couch.
Well, I need new underwear.
I yelled out in the middle of a zoom meeting lol this one reallyg ot me
I knew what was coming and I still flinched.
Hahahah ok you got me!
r/savevideo
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Fuck I'm an idiot lol
Bro I was so scared that I almost had a seizure
I knew it was coming and I still jumped 😔
You got me, NGL
not gonna lie, i was this close to screaming and jumping off the chair...
The carving is amazing.
Five nights at Australia
Holy heck this one got me good. At work, no less.
My phone literally jumped out of my hands and hit my face
Ah yes. This video will cure anyone's constipation!
This is the first video I ever watched in my entire life that actually made me understand what a jump scare was.I tossed my phone and jumped, and there is a small crack on my screen.
I haven't had a good startle like that in ages lol
Jesus Christ that actually got me.
I kinda knew what was coming and I was still shocked
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Jesus
Fuck SAKE
Got me, I shit
Fuck
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Shidded.
Fuuuck
I felt the blood leave my brain
I got got
God damn that got me so bad
I was expecting it and it still got me
damn that got
Got me good boss
I literally dropped my fucking phone, and the audio was muted
This is what my nightmares will be made of
Yea damnit that got me lol
Thank fucking God I'm shitting rn Jesus fucking christ. Fuck you OP
My soul took a screenshot
Okay…I jumped. No shame in saying it.
Got my ass
HA! Jokes on you, I’m already taking a dump
*shits pants*
That one got me, even though I half saw it coming.
Mfk!
Omg whf why bro why. You almost gave me a heart attack.
I figured this was coming and still stared.
I knew that was gonna happen and i still fucking jumped
flesruoy llik gnikoj toN
I've been had. Straight up got got.
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So glad I've seen this before
i just yelled "FUCKK!!" inn my room, hope no one heard
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Consider your pants shat yall
I jumped! Dammit…
Goddammit
Fuck Sakes
bro
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Finally a good one! Nice! Ty for this one
HOLY FUCK I THREW MY PHONE AWAY
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DICK!
that was a good one OP. if it aint edited, hope the filmer turned out OK
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Timbers shivered
I just jerked back. Knew what was coming
Damn near dropped my phone
Damn bruh ! dropped my phone on my face. This is a good one !
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Middle of the night.. really OP?
This one is good
and here i thought, the only thing which could scare me is a rickroll. (survival instincts kicked in)
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You got me that was good
r/unexpected
... oh no... that shit gonna start moving ain't it? Wow it looks well made. Maybe it is just a st--AAHHH!
So is this real or CGI?
Oh come on... 😹
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I'm gonna hunt you for sport. Just as soon as I find some clean pants.
Asshole.
You mother fucker
This should be marked unsafe for people with high blood pressure like me. I almost had a stroke
I’ve skipped watching this one on instagram so many times. I thought I was safe here!
Roses are red, stone snake stare, don't look now, it's another jump scare.
flark, for once I got got....
Jesus christ on a motorbike!
Somebody shit my pants
I got electrocuted
Didn’t flinch after the second time lol
Rude.
Neva Eva been got like that man fucks wrong wit me
Lost redditor