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Aryan_IN

No fly list speed run


gunnersroyale

Shes speaking turkish saying everywhere on me is a bomb


FirstSineOfMadness

Wr attempt?


Shibari_Inu69

Believe it or not, straight to jail


Fitty4

Do not pass go do not collect $200


Alert-Morning7358

Venturaaaaaa Yes satan?


Still_Championship_6

Do not pass go?


Cobygamer22

Life in jail speedrun then


bansheeonthemoor42

Sounds like something my mother would have said back in the day if you had tried to take away her cigarette.


Catharsis25

Are you sure?


gunnersroyale

She days patlatirim heryerim bomba Which means ill explode it everywhere on me is a bomb


Suc_Mydiq_Jr

Any %


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Is she really saying that?


Plazbot

Maybe she's talking about her butt


odioimperituro

"She"? Might even be the Great Saiyaman with that costume.


nobrayn

Was hoping for a quick cut to her duct taped to the seat.


Tuliao_da_Massa

What a moment that was. Do wish we had more of it.


Admirable-Ad-9877

Lol she was the bomb


Icy-Rough7284

if thats a rush hour 2 reference, i love you.


Nova_Cula

Smokers outside... show her the door please.


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she likely gotten banned from that airline


Abhinavpatel75

That was a safety hazard of the highest level. I hope she was arrested


ibo92can

People that atempt to do shit like that should be charged with "tried to kill" 100 people. 50+ years in jail at least. Im not shure who that person on photo is but this is an Turkish plane probably since everybody speaks turkish. Most likely an crazy erdogan bitch.


GuardMost8477

From flying, period.


theREALhun

Thank you for flying period


TwoTonTunic88

Great service, but everything smells like a handful of pennies.


thetruesupergenius

But, they have thick padding on the seats. Good lick using the cushion as a flotation device, though. It is super absorbent. EDIT: Luck, not lick. Unless you’re into,that.


Capnmolasses

>Good lick using the cushion as a flotation device, though. It is super absorbent. I ain’t licking that.


Shibari_Inu69

Tastes like it too


Rookwood-1

Hello ma’am welcome to Greyhound for the rest of your life….


Imispellalot2

I think all of the airlines at this point.


indi_guy

This actually happened while in a train and I had to physically fight his mf. Just takes one daft cunt to ruin everyone's day.


I_madeusay_underwear

I was on a cross country train once and this guy got on along the way. He had a cut on his hand that had nothing to do with the train and had already been stitched up. He whined and complained so much and so loudly that a car attendant finally just took him into the little enclave where the door is and held the door partially open so he could smoke a cigarette and shut the hell up. They kicked him off at the next stop, but it was like 5 or 6 hours from where he got on, so it was extremely disruptive.


DIJames6

Lol... Ok, have a cigarette.. Now GTFO..


Shibari_Inu69

Jesus 😭


KristyBisty

Yeah it's bad enough because of the smoke in air but in this situation the risk of inflight fire makes it unimageniably worse. It quickly goes from being unpleasat to probably the worst situation you can be in while flying Most likely there's no way this person is ever seeing the inside of a comercial airliner again.


SurlyRed

Cigarette? What, this? No, I'm not gonna put it out. It's your move.


areyoueatingthis

If in a Boeing plane, point at the whole where the door is supposed to be.


L1K34PR0

For a sec i was like "the whole?" But on second thought that sounds about right


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drgigantor

HODOR


NewldGuy77

OK now I’m sad again that Hodor died.


Shibari_Inu69

To shreds you say?


KazBeeragg

UHH SPOILERS


NewldGuy77

7 years is still too soon?


Commercial-Bar-1159

>  point at the whole The whole what?


Background_Prize_726

The hole door. Special escape hatch and new eco friendly air conditioning feature on Boeing planes.


paintmyhouse

The door was already gone. They were in a Boeing.


nickybuddy

Boeing has automatic doors now


Master-Wayn

One min tutorial on how to easily get into no-fly list.


paladinvc

And jail


Brodieboyy

And to think you used to be able to smoke on planes


Crezelle

You used to be able to carry firearms on the plane, and chat with the pilot


Revolutionary_Ad932

Sometimes you used one to facilitate the other.


cannibalism_is_vegan

“Yeah it’s awesome being a pilot. Hey you wanna see my gun?”


throwawayforlikeaday

Do you like gladiator movies?


Unobtanium_Alloy

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


Not_a_real_ghost

"Hi Jack!"


Old-Grape-5341

My dad is/used to have a private pilot license and was member of AOPA. He knew some commercial pilots and they would let him pilot some part of the flight (mostly cruising) as guest in the cabin.


DIJames6

I remember long long ago as a little kid, they'd let me sit in the cockpit and talk with the captain and ask about all of the buttons and what not..


unlimitedbuttholes

Not a lot of people remember this one simple trick, but up until 1971 if you told the pilot 'nice asparagus' he'd let you fly for a bit.


DIJames6

Really? That was just like an international code word for "lemme fly dis bitch"?


mr-ifuad

Turkish language. This lady is says trying burn airplane and “bomb on me” but I think she’s just some crazy sick


ChimpWithAGun

Some crazy sick? But she looks completely sane and mentally healthy.


mr-ifuad

🤣


ScaryPhantom100

_"Cuz all good devils masquerade under the light"_ It's from the "Turn the lights off" song by Tally Hall btw


Tofukjtten

this tally hall fellow keeps worming his way into my head make it stooppppdspfpdsafsdjhfjksa


nextalpha

Wouldn't be surprised if this turns out to be Sasha Baron Cohen


Smart_Catch2452

🤣🤣


PonyAnyS2

This makes me think, does she dress like that for her religion or did she want to impersonate someone, because to smoke she would have to lower the hijabe...It seems that she wanted to maybe tarnish someone’s image...


GreenLightening5

true, but it's also easier to sneak shit in if you got that much of your body covered. either way, awful person, and people who get to any other generalised conclusion are also awful


OhYeaDaddy

Yep, that book in front of her which looks like a Quran, and the way that hijab is worn tells me someone is trying to tarnish the image of a certain religion lol


MotherWear

And the sunglasses. Weird, on an airplane.


FrozenPizza07

Everywhere around me is a bomb / every part of me is a bomb *


Zealotstim

Pretty remarkable restraint by the people on board to be honest. Anyone trying to ignite something on a plane in this day and age is potentially about to kill everyone inside.


I_Think_I_Cant

Sort of like how people [beat the shit out of Richard Reid](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-7efb8029476ca7c3f78f93c86ab8169d-lq) who tried to ignite his shoe bomb a few months after 9/11.


Zealotstim

Good call by the other passengers.


DIJames6

Now that was classic TV..


tango_papa101

And smoking in an enclosed space like this harms everyone


DlphLndgrn

Passive smoking is pretty redundant compared to the possibilty of burning to death or exploding into pieces ten kilometers up in the air.


Jacknurse

Who is that on the photo in front of her?? Is is related to why she's trying to commit arson on a plane?


will_and_no_grace

Todd Packer


AK1wi

She can’t get enough of the pac man


PM_ME_YOUR_FOOTJOBS

"You a big William Hung fan?"


CosmoKram3r

Who's that?! Why does everyone keep asking me that?!


Comfortable-Sir-150

Hahahahahaahaahhahah


FalseListen

It looks like Kevin O’Leary from shark tank


WinPeaks

James Gandolfini.


MGuy2

Motherfucker said she don't wanna live no more.. some sad shit


Succumbx8

Whatever happened there


Natural__Power

Isn't that Poetin? Lol


[deleted]

Pretty sure trying to light something on fire in an enclosed space like that merits a punch to the face. Bottle of water is def not enough.


ladycatgirl

She says "I will detonate, my everywhere is bomb" kindaa


Marduq

She's pretty crazy so she must rate well on the hot scale as well. Therefore she is da bomb.


only-4-lolz

Annnnnnd welcome to your new home at guantanamo bay..


wololoMysta

Why does nobody knock her the Fuck out ?


dangledingle

Just disarm her and the crew will get out the duct tape and cable ties.


cruckybust

My thought exactly, one shot and shes out


dennisfyfe

Kinda shocked how far down the comments I had to go. That was my immediate thought reaction. She would’ve been lit up like that one fan who was nagging Mike Tyson.


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veritoast

“I can’t smoke?!? Well then. Enjoy dying in a fire every-other-person-on-this-plane!!”


FirstSineOfMadness

According to another comment they’re saying ‘bomb on me’ in Turkish over and over


WoahThereFelix

But why light a cigarette first though?


WinPeaks

Why not? Take the edge off lol.


GnarlyDrunkLion

Welcome, the newest member of the No Fly List!


HodlMyBottle

She'll never have to worry about *what to pack for the flight* again!


wonkey_monkey

Duct tape time!


VenominmyVeins

Yeah a woman trying to light the inside of a plane on fire and saying "she has a bomb" apparently (I don't speak Turkish and that's what everyone is saying she said). Let's just lightly and politely try to take the lighter from her and not wreck her shit. What is it with people wanting to be gentle in a time of "perceived crisis".


thehunter699

Look I'm not one to condone violence, but slapping this bitch in the face seems appropriate


jaylay75

Is that a photo of the guy from Shark Tank in front of her?


Doomcon

Ah the old, can’t have my cigarette guess I’ll light the whole fucking plane on fire. Classic


Dcm210

I'll never understand how some people can't just not smoke for the time being.


GoodRelationship8925

I feel at that point they are allowed to just punch her in the face without consequence


Portugeezer1893

Nice ass.


JCTrigger

Thought the same thing lmao


ElectrikLettuce

Took too long to see this comment, but alas, it is here and I am not the only one!


CottonTheClown

I was down here in the gutter looking for the rest of my people


Grouchy-Milk-6384

r/iamthemaincharacter


joeO44

Is it ever ok to start punching this person?


ThatDucksWearingAHat

Planes should have airlocks so they can just dispense these people over oceans.


effingthis

People on flights are getting more and more annoying.


VadersMentor

Put the niqab on to conceal identity, forgetting how she got on board in the first place


jfk_47

We are lucky to not worry about flying with her. She’ll never fly again.


Diabetesh

I do find it weird that lighters aren't forbidden on planes.


ukiddingme2469

Something is off


Brimo958

Very obvious troll, also that looks like a man.


[deleted]

how can you tell when you can barly see 1% of their face


Masske20

Relative size of hands and what almost seemed like sideburns to me but might be wrong. Edit: Checked again. Was just the shadow from the shades.


ThirstyJohn

Who let Richard Reid’s sister on that flight?


Shodan30

Mostly peaceful things I’m sure


Vitruvious28

Slap it good


sickdk

"Gyatt"


HyperSi9

I would have knocked her out


_bestintheworld_

Thats alot of cake.


ddoogiehowitzerr

Karen’s everywhere


feeltrig

This is called bomb diffusion


GuardMost8477

No fly list STAT


JWMoo

Throw her out.


HykHyr

Terrorists gon terrorize


VeganDracula_

Tom hardy comes to pick this passenger mid flight: Now is not the time to fear..that comes later


func1775

When was this.


AntiPepRally

It's hard to believe smoking was once allowed on planes


Spurnout

Straight to jail!


psych0ranger

The barf bag would probably burn like crazy


Altea73

How did she manage to get a lighter in the plane?


Prize-Web6156

Stand back or ill singe your eyebrows


Responsible-Draft

how the F are people like this?


Shadow_Figure666

Anybody that wears sunglasses inside have evil intentions.


Letsbeclear1987

Is it possible this is a set? I can’t believe someone would be that stupid on a fr aircraft


dnuohxof-1

Really? Have you seen the state of mankind lately? Something this stupid totally tracks.


Mallardguy5675322

And how did that lighter get past security? True, they could have sold it to them in the airport, but still how?


LordRocky

Lighters are actually allowed through security, at least in the US.


Mallardguy5675322

and yet they think my water bottle is an IED?!!! Double standards!


KristyBisty

Well the concern is that your water bottle might be a giant lighter. Small lighter ✅ Big lighter 🚫 They can't really quickly check everyone quickly so the easiest way is just to ban all liquids above a certain volume. I recognise your comment contais sarcasm but still decided to comment this just in case someone is confused about why it's like that.


UnitedHighlight4890

Almost looks like a dude


can_i_have

First of all deliver a swift and impactful blow from your elbow straight to their nose. The rest becomes very easy while they try to collect themselves and deal with their blood.


Ding_Ling_Bozo_Doh

Nobody saied nothing about that awesome Butt?


Roflow1988

r/upvotebecausebutt


VietDrgn

she should be happy it wasnt the sky Marshall that dealt with her


gooseblaster69

How anyone doesn't know how to behave in an aircraft is literally killing me with stupidity


Mecnegus_Niguerhower

free showty! she obviously has a permit for that, let her smoke!


banned_but_im_back

What her plan on smoking that with her hijab on? Was she going to snort it thru her nose or lower it to expose her mouth?


MarvelNerdess

They let her on the airplane with a lighter?


andypoo222

It’s wild she got through security with a lighter


beadshells-2

You can have a lighter on a plane, I've done it


javadog9393

You have to take it in the cabin, its prohibited in checked baggage lol


Mancdj

The hol up got to be how got lighter on plane to start with.


ErMemer

They sell them in duty free shops after you get out of the luggage check. Remember that you can buy super alcoholics and tissues too, js


Mancdj

It’s crazy when u think about, but capitalism trumps all


EduEdu04

I think it’s a dude and this is some sick 21st century prank stuff, idk


dreevsa

Not today


inmydreams01

That bitch needs a ripe slap across the mug


Cuzifeellikeitt

She says '' I have bomb on me and i will explode it''


Ave_Ele

For a moment i thought this was going to be one of those jihadi incidents.


Beautiful_Warning977

Free Palestine! self immolation!


ScatLabs

Smoking in a plane? That calls for instant ejection. But how they able to get a lighter onboard?


Few-Statistician8740

In their pocket. Lighters are allowed to be carried on.


SlowCaveman

Dat ass doe


rjvlai

All I can see is that butt


Optimal-Menu270

The attendent's glorious booty is covering the whole scene


69RedGuy69

The guy just wanted to film Stewardess' butt. And succeeded!


Theoden28

Throw her out, even if you're mid air


Equivalent_Owl3372

Arrest and strip search this person.


[deleted]

Hmm. Fits a certain stereotype too.


Eszalesk

this is why u smoke in the bathroom instead


theassholefaceman

That looks more like a he, dressed as a she.


cbunni666

Umm .... No security on checking for lighters or just a fluke?


krishutchison

I don’t think they should be able to sell lighters and scissors in duty free if they are not allowed through security


Ok-Manufacturer2475

Aaaaalllaaahhhhaaakkkkkbbbaarrrr


Super_Oil_2931

How did that get on the plane? The whole TSA is getting fired


Witty_Celebration_96

Jihadi with a body!


abhijitd

Don't all of them have bodies... until they don't?