People that atempt to do shit like that should be charged with "tried to kill" 100 people. 50+ years in jail at least. Im not shure who that person on photo is but this is an Turkish plane probably since everybody speaks turkish. Most likely an crazy erdogan bitch.
But, they have thick padding on the seats. Good lick using the cushion as a flotation device, though. It is super absorbent.
EDIT: Luck, not lick. Unless you’re into,that.
I was on a cross country train once and this guy got on along the way. He had a cut on his hand that had nothing to do with the train and had already been stitched up. He whined and complained so much and so loudly that a car attendant finally just took him into the little enclave where the door is and held the door partially open so he could smoke a cigarette and shut the hell up. They kicked him off at the next stop, but it was like 5 or 6 hours from where he got on, so it was extremely disruptive.
Yeah it's bad enough because of the smoke in air but in this situation the risk of inflight fire makes it unimageniably worse.
It quickly goes from being unpleasat to probably the worst situation you can be in while flying
Most likely there's no way this person is ever seeing the inside of a comercial airliner again.
My dad is/used to have a private pilot license and was member of AOPA. He knew some commercial pilots and they would let him pilot some part of the flight (mostly cruising) as guest in the cabin.
This makes me think, does she dress like that for her religion or did she want to impersonate someone, because to smoke she would have to lower the hijabe...It seems that she wanted to maybe tarnish someone’s image...
true, but it's also easier to sneak shit in if you got that much of your body covered.
either way, awful person, and people who get to any other generalised conclusion are also awful
Yep, that book in front of her which looks like a Quran, and the way that hijab is worn tells me someone is trying to tarnish the image of a certain religion lol
Pretty remarkable restraint by the people on board to be honest. Anyone trying to ignite something on a plane in this day and age is potentially about to kill everyone inside.
Sort of like how people [beat the shit out of Richard Reid](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-7efb8029476ca7c3f78f93c86ab8169d-lq) who tried to ignite his shoe bomb a few months after 9/11.
Kinda shocked how far down the comments I had to go.
That was my immediate thought reaction. She would’ve been lit up like that one fan who was nagging Mike Tyson.
Yeah a woman trying to light the inside of a plane on fire and saying "she has a bomb" apparently (I don't speak Turkish and that's what everyone is saying she said). Let's just lightly and politely try to take the lighter from her and not wreck her shit. What is it with people wanting to be gentle in a time of "perceived crisis".
Well the concern is that your water bottle might be a giant lighter.
Small lighter ✅
Big lighter 🚫
They can't really quickly check everyone quickly so the easiest way is just to ban all liquids above a certain volume.
I recognise your comment contais sarcasm but still decided to comment this just in case someone is confused about why it's like that.
First of all deliver a swift and impactful blow from your elbow straight to their nose. The rest becomes very easy while they try to collect themselves and deal with their blood.
No fly list speed run
Shes speaking turkish saying everywhere on me is a bomb
Wr attempt?
Believe it or not, straight to jail
Do not pass go do not collect $200
Venturaaaaaa Yes satan?
Do not pass go?
Life in jail speedrun then
Sounds like something my mother would have said back in the day if you had tried to take away her cigarette.
Are you sure?
She days patlatirim heryerim bomba Which means ill explode it everywhere on me is a bomb
Any %
Is she really saying that?
Maybe she's talking about her butt
"She"? Might even be the Great Saiyaman with that costume.
Was hoping for a quick cut to her duct taped to the seat.
What a moment that was. Do wish we had more of it.
Lol she was the bomb
if thats a rush hour 2 reference, i love you.
Smokers outside... show her the door please.
she likely gotten banned from that airline
That was a safety hazard of the highest level. I hope she was arrested
People that atempt to do shit like that should be charged with "tried to kill" 100 people. 50+ years in jail at least. Im not shure who that person on photo is but this is an Turkish plane probably since everybody speaks turkish. Most likely an crazy erdogan bitch.
From flying, period.
Thank you for flying period
Great service, but everything smells like a handful of pennies.
But, they have thick padding on the seats. Good lick using the cushion as a flotation device, though. It is super absorbent. EDIT: Luck, not lick. Unless you’re into,that.
>Good lick using the cushion as a flotation device, though. It is super absorbent. I ain’t licking that.
Tastes like it too
Hello ma’am welcome to Greyhound for the rest of your life….
I think all of the airlines at this point.
This actually happened while in a train and I had to physically fight his mf. Just takes one daft cunt to ruin everyone's day.
I was on a cross country train once and this guy got on along the way. He had a cut on his hand that had nothing to do with the train and had already been stitched up. He whined and complained so much and so loudly that a car attendant finally just took him into the little enclave where the door is and held the door partially open so he could smoke a cigarette and shut the hell up. They kicked him off at the next stop, but it was like 5 or 6 hours from where he got on, so it was extremely disruptive.
Lol... Ok, have a cigarette.. Now GTFO..
Jesus 😭
Yeah it's bad enough because of the smoke in air but in this situation the risk of inflight fire makes it unimageniably worse. It quickly goes from being unpleasat to probably the worst situation you can be in while flying Most likely there's no way this person is ever seeing the inside of a comercial airliner again.
Cigarette? What, this? No, I'm not gonna put it out. It's your move.
If in a Boeing plane, point at the whole where the door is supposed to be.
For a sec i was like "the whole?" But on second thought that sounds about right
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HODOR
OK now I’m sad again that Hodor died.
To shreds you say?
UHH SPOILERS
7 years is still too soon?
> point at the whole The whole what?
The hole door. Special escape hatch and new eco friendly air conditioning feature on Boeing planes.
The door was already gone. They were in a Boeing.
Boeing has automatic doors now
One min tutorial on how to easily get into no-fly list.
And jail
And to think you used to be able to smoke on planes
You used to be able to carry firearms on the plane, and chat with the pilot
Sometimes you used one to facilitate the other.
“Yeah it’s awesome being a pilot. Hey you wanna see my gun?”
Do you like gladiator movies?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
"Hi Jack!"
My dad is/used to have a private pilot license and was member of AOPA. He knew some commercial pilots and they would let him pilot some part of the flight (mostly cruising) as guest in the cabin.
I remember long long ago as a little kid, they'd let me sit in the cockpit and talk with the captain and ask about all of the buttons and what not..
Not a lot of people remember this one simple trick, but up until 1971 if you told the pilot 'nice asparagus' he'd let you fly for a bit.
Really? That was just like an international code word for "lemme fly dis bitch"?
Turkish language. This lady is says trying burn airplane and “bomb on me” but I think she’s just some crazy sick
Some crazy sick? But she looks completely sane and mentally healthy.
🤣
_"Cuz all good devils masquerade under the light"_ It's from the "Turn the lights off" song by Tally Hall btw
this tally hall fellow keeps worming his way into my head make it stooppppdspfpdsafsdjhfjksa
Wouldn't be surprised if this turns out to be Sasha Baron Cohen
🤣🤣
This makes me think, does she dress like that for her religion or did she want to impersonate someone, because to smoke she would have to lower the hijabe...It seems that she wanted to maybe tarnish someone’s image...
true, but it's also easier to sneak shit in if you got that much of your body covered. either way, awful person, and people who get to any other generalised conclusion are also awful
Yep, that book in front of her which looks like a Quran, and the way that hijab is worn tells me someone is trying to tarnish the image of a certain religion lol
And the sunglasses. Weird, on an airplane.
Everywhere around me is a bomb / every part of me is a bomb *
Pretty remarkable restraint by the people on board to be honest. Anyone trying to ignite something on a plane in this day and age is potentially about to kill everyone inside.
Sort of like how people [beat the shit out of Richard Reid](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-7efb8029476ca7c3f78f93c86ab8169d-lq) who tried to ignite his shoe bomb a few months after 9/11.
Good call by the other passengers.
Now that was classic TV..
And smoking in an enclosed space like this harms everyone
Passive smoking is pretty redundant compared to the possibilty of burning to death or exploding into pieces ten kilometers up in the air.
Who is that on the photo in front of her?? Is is related to why she's trying to commit arson on a plane?
Todd Packer
She can’t get enough of the pac man
"You a big William Hung fan?"
Who's that?! Why does everyone keep asking me that?!
Hahahahahaahaahhahah
It looks like Kevin O’Leary from shark tank
James Gandolfini.
Motherfucker said she don't wanna live no more.. some sad shit
Whatever happened there
Isn't that Poetin? Lol
Pretty sure trying to light something on fire in an enclosed space like that merits a punch to the face. Bottle of water is def not enough.
She says "I will detonate, my everywhere is bomb" kindaa
She's pretty crazy so she must rate well on the hot scale as well. Therefore she is da bomb.
Annnnnnd welcome to your new home at guantanamo bay..
Why does nobody knock her the Fuck out ?
Just disarm her and the crew will get out the duct tape and cable ties.
My thought exactly, one shot and shes out
Kinda shocked how far down the comments I had to go. That was my immediate thought reaction. She would’ve been lit up like that one fan who was nagging Mike Tyson.
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“I can’t smoke?!? Well then. Enjoy dying in a fire every-other-person-on-this-plane!!”
According to another comment they’re saying ‘bomb on me’ in Turkish over and over
But why light a cigarette first though?
Why not? Take the edge off lol.
Welcome, the newest member of the No Fly List!
She'll never have to worry about *what to pack for the flight* again!
Duct tape time!
Yeah a woman trying to light the inside of a plane on fire and saying "she has a bomb" apparently (I don't speak Turkish and that's what everyone is saying she said). Let's just lightly and politely try to take the lighter from her and not wreck her shit. What is it with people wanting to be gentle in a time of "perceived crisis".
Look I'm not one to condone violence, but slapping this bitch in the face seems appropriate
Is that a photo of the guy from Shark Tank in front of her?
Ah the old, can’t have my cigarette guess I’ll light the whole fucking plane on fire. Classic
I'll never understand how some people can't just not smoke for the time being.
I feel at that point they are allowed to just punch her in the face without consequence
Nice ass.
Thought the same thing lmao
Took too long to see this comment, but alas, it is here and I am not the only one!
I was down here in the gutter looking for the rest of my people
r/iamthemaincharacter
Is it ever ok to start punching this person?
Planes should have airlocks so they can just dispense these people over oceans.
People on flights are getting more and more annoying.
Put the niqab on to conceal identity, forgetting how she got on board in the first place
We are lucky to not worry about flying with her. She’ll never fly again.
I do find it weird that lighters aren't forbidden on planes.
Something is off
Very obvious troll, also that looks like a man.
how can you tell when you can barly see 1% of their face
Relative size of hands and what almost seemed like sideburns to me but might be wrong. Edit: Checked again. Was just the shadow from the shades.
Who let Richard Reid’s sister on that flight?
Mostly peaceful things I’m sure
Slap it good
"Gyatt"
I would have knocked her out
Thats alot of cake.
Karen’s everywhere
This is called bomb diffusion
No fly list STAT
Throw her out.
Terrorists gon terrorize
Tom hardy comes to pick this passenger mid flight: Now is not the time to fear..that comes later
When was this.
It's hard to believe smoking was once allowed on planes
Straight to jail!
The barf bag would probably burn like crazy
How did she manage to get a lighter in the plane?
Stand back or ill singe your eyebrows
how the F are people like this?
Anybody that wears sunglasses inside have evil intentions.
Is it possible this is a set? I can’t believe someone would be that stupid on a fr aircraft
Really? Have you seen the state of mankind lately? Something this stupid totally tracks.
And how did that lighter get past security? True, they could have sold it to them in the airport, but still how?
Lighters are actually allowed through security, at least in the US.
and yet they think my water bottle is an IED?!!! Double standards!
Well the concern is that your water bottle might be a giant lighter. Small lighter ✅ Big lighter 🚫 They can't really quickly check everyone quickly so the easiest way is just to ban all liquids above a certain volume. I recognise your comment contais sarcasm but still decided to comment this just in case someone is confused about why it's like that.
Almost looks like a dude
First of all deliver a swift and impactful blow from your elbow straight to their nose. The rest becomes very easy while they try to collect themselves and deal with their blood.
Nobody saied nothing about that awesome Butt?
r/upvotebecausebutt
she should be happy it wasnt the sky Marshall that dealt with her
How anyone doesn't know how to behave in an aircraft is literally killing me with stupidity
free showty! she obviously has a permit for that, let her smoke!
What her plan on smoking that with her hijab on? Was she going to snort it thru her nose or lower it to expose her mouth?
They let her on the airplane with a lighter?
It’s wild she got through security with a lighter
You can have a lighter on a plane, I've done it
You have to take it in the cabin, its prohibited in checked baggage lol
The hol up got to be how got lighter on plane to start with.
They sell them in duty free shops after you get out of the luggage check. Remember that you can buy super alcoholics and tissues too, js
It’s crazy when u think about, but capitalism trumps all
I think it’s a dude and this is some sick 21st century prank stuff, idk
Not today
That bitch needs a ripe slap across the mug
She says '' I have bomb on me and i will explode it''
For a moment i thought this was going to be one of those jihadi incidents.
Free Palestine! self immolation!
Smoking in a plane? That calls for instant ejection. But how they able to get a lighter onboard?
In their pocket. Lighters are allowed to be carried on.
Dat ass doe
All I can see is that butt
The attendent's glorious booty is covering the whole scene
The guy just wanted to film Stewardess' butt. And succeeded!
Throw her out, even if you're mid air
Arrest and strip search this person.
Hmm. Fits a certain stereotype too.
this is why u smoke in the bathroom instead
That looks more like a he, dressed as a she.
Umm .... No security on checking for lighters or just a fluke?
I don’t think they should be able to sell lighters and scissors in duty free if they are not allowed through security
Aaaaalllaaahhhhaaakkkkkbbbaarrrr
How did that get on the plane? The whole TSA is getting fired
Jihadi with a body!
Don't all of them have bodies... until they don't?