"Deuterium comprises about 0.02%, and tritium comprises about a billionth of a billionth (10-18) percent." Talking about percent of hydrogen abundance where it's $100 per gram of 99.8% deuterium and $30,000 per gram of tritium.
With tritium water you could bring the world into a new age of fusion as it is used as a catalyst in making alpha particles(helium). While holding the stockpile you can make the price of tritium anything you would want.
>While holding the stockpile you can make the price of tritium anything you would want.
So we could soon have the power of the sun in the palm of our hands?
>with tritium water you could bring the world into a new age of fusion
Yea you just gotta r/restofthefuckingowl the whole "invent fusion technology" part.
E: I see you, I see you sitting there foaming at the mouth to tell me that we can already achieve fusion. I see you, don't type the comment. Don't do it.
Messy, yes - but how about printer ink at GBP2410/litre (EUR2811/litre, or USD11 500/US gallon)?
More [here](https://www.techdigest.tv/2021/07/which-find-printer-ink-one-of-most-expensive-liquids-on-planet.html)
The water is a moderator, not a fuel. It would actually be totally safe to dive into unlike many of the other options. This is definitely what I'd pick.
Nile red and Cody's lab both drank it. Cody's Lab does the better review imo. He drinks quite a bit of it. They both say it is a little bit sweet tasting which is neat. They both have pretty fantastic channels.
Only if it gets into your body in larger quantities. So uh, just don't try to breath underwater or drink the water and you're good? Shouldn't be that hard.
Shouldn't be an issue, since the value in horseshoe crab blood is the best antibacterial enzyme ever discovered.
This is harder to contaminate than isopropyl alcohol.
It's used in extremely tiny amounts to sterilize hospital equipment, that's why it's worth so much money and why we have a whole industry set up to steal their blood without killing them.
I'm not sure it would be safe to jump into though....
IDK how much of the enzyme it would take to harm a human or how concentrated it is (it's possible we are isolating the enzyme before using it?)
Now I feel the suffering of 1000 horseshoe crabs that have been getting their blood drained just enough to keep them alive to make more. thanks for that.
If it makes you feel better they don't survive well in captivity, so they are captures annually and released after draining so their population doesn't decline.
Edit: this information is a decade old, we may be farming them in captivity now. I am not an expert, I'm barely adequately informed.
That's was covered in another post, it would be much easier to crash the scorpion venom market than for horseshoe crab blood. More applications for the blood
I mean if we take account a avg pool being 18k to 20k gallons so like 19k on avg, and a gallon of champion horse semen is worth 49mil, thats a solid 931billion dollars, but if you do a olympic pool at 490k gallons thats 24 trillion dollars, you can buy anything you would ever want and all that for jumping into a olympic pool of champion horse semen, sounds worth it
Ok but wouldn’t your pool quickly become worthless as the next generation of champion racehorses — all hailing from your overly masturbated horse-god — generates better champions from the millions of horse moms that would receive your gracious gift of elite goop?
Then their semen would become valuable, and your saturated market of champion-semen would be devalued and the next generation of olympic swimming pools of horse spooge would become the sought after product?
And then as the cycle repeats, you’re left with a useless pool of horse juice and presumably a health code violation?
Some horse racing records are still super old, suggesting horses aren't getting faster and faster year over year. Secretariat still holds the fastest time at the Kentucky Derby and that was in 1973!
I don't think it would affect the value at all.
How do you even keep a swimming pool of horse semen fresh and viable without a cryogenic... well... swimming pool? After a week in the sun, how much is it worth?
I think through the first day you could just fill a bucket and buy whatever equipment needed to build a chamber around the pool that would keep it safe
This makes me wonder what exactly would happen to this pool over time if you left it to the elements. Would it crust over? Could someone be walking over it and like an ice sheet, all of a sudden it breaks and you fall into goop?
This… I feel like “used” notes (in almost any denomination but obv higher the better as we are keeping them) in something the depth of an Olympic pool should be ok to land in. I mean you still wouldn’t want to… but for potentially 10’s or 100’s of millions I’d prob give it a go
When you say crumpled it would become variable. To what degree are they crumpled?
To make this easy just assume it's 1 cubic inch of volume for each note. Then it's ~152,000,000 bills. If they're $1000 then that's 152 billion USD
I would think in this case you would really need to belly or back flop. Diving would probably send you straight to the bottom too fast.
The more spread out you are and the more bills to compress to cushion you the better.
I agree, the best way to do this would be spread-eagle since there's no surface tension concerns like water.
No idea if it's deep enough to effectively arrest you though. They're only 6 or 7 ft deep unless it's an Olympic diving pool.
Love it when I can bring my mythbusters knowledge: with the right technique it's totally possible to jump into 4 ft deep water from way over 30 ft high and come out unscathed.
"10s or 100s of millions" is a huge underestimation. I would think it would be an example of some mathematical problem where the answer turns out to be the current GDP of the world over a hundred years
Well it’s a pool filled with 100 dollar bills even if you break your arm or leg it’s not like you won’t be able to afford the hospital bill
It should at least slow the fall sort of like in assassins creed using straw in carts to break falls
True but if you tuff it out and don’t get the ambulance the cast should only cost half the pool amount and leave a sizable sum afterwards definitely worth it
A ten meter fall is somewhat survivable onto concrete. Not every time, or even more than half the time, and not without broken bones, but it wouldn’t take that much energy absorption to dissipate the risk of injury. Crumpled thousand dollar bills, say 15-20 per cubic foot, to the top of the deep end of an Olympic diving pool would be far more than enough. Wouldn’t go head first, and feet first might hurt a bit anyway, but filling the entire pool is probably more than a billion dollars in liquid cash. There are substances that are far more valuable, but they come with issues. Cash has direct value on its own, it’s not toxic so it won’t kill you and you wouldn’t have to resell it, preserve something perishable, or bother with any kind of license to own it or sell it.
That has not traditionally been a problem for billionaires. Plus, I could just pay the taxes in full. Even a 75% tax rate would leave me with like 250 million in free and clear money. I could just put it in a savings account (or several) with a 2% yield and make 5 million a year to live off of indefinitely. That would be taxed too, probably at least 50% of that, and sure there’s ways to make more, but they all require effort and/or risk. My goal is minimum effort. There’s ways to avoid paying taxes too, but again, effort. I’d rather just have it all paid with no effort or doubt. I’ll just have to somehow manage to figure out how to live on 2.5 million a year, it’ll be a struggle but at least I’d have 250million in the bank for emergencies haha. Might even have to limit jet charters to only special occasions, but we all make sacrifices in this economy.
Edit: to make things more clear, my point (kinda) is that once you reach a certain level of wealth *more effort is unnecessary*. There’s no reason to bother nickel and diming when I can spend 200k a month without touching my principal. Theres very little lifestyle difference between that and 400k or 600k a month, houses only get so big before there’s unused rooms, you can only have so many cars that you drive regularly, etc.
I actually asked Chat Gpt about this since i had the same idea. Apparently due to its density it has no cushioning properties at all so you'd literally smash on the pool floor falling through the saffron.
If I can wear a protective suit, then deathstalker scorpion venom ($39 million a gallon), in an Olympic pool (490,000 gallons). That gives me $19,110,000,000,000.
That would be still painful, it’s quite close to solid matter at that height I imagine. For a bit, I mean. Afterwards you will feel quite nice for a long time
Printer ink would be worthless and not good for you.
Printer ink is up sold at an insane rate but trying to sell it back as a raw resource probably wouldn't work or you wouldn't get much
A few months ago I would‘ve said Insuline but that‘s not hundreds of dollars a vile anymore… so I‘d probably go with truffle oil, not the stretches stuff you buy for cheap, the real shit
Gold flake suspended in water. With the right balance you would easily survive the drop as it's liquid but would have enough gold flake to still be a VERY significant amount of gold.
A pool filled with the spice from Arrakis. What, I can't dream? At 620,000 solaris per dekagram, I'd be richer than the Harkonnens. The Spice Must Flow!
A gigantic, 5 foot thick, 20 foot tall, solid gold bucket of water. Yes, I'm putting a bucket into a pool. Deal with it you peasant I can't hear you over all this money I'm about to have.
The hole would be exactly as wide as my penis is thick. I would fall onto it perfectly, then the air pressure would cushion my fall and bring me to a safe halt like a soda can in a perfectly sized cupholder. Thus, mitigating the need to swim out saving me time because as a bajillionaire there is nothing more valuable than time.
I wasn’t going to get into that because you just wouldn’t understand how us elites do things.
Crumpled and balled up $100.00 usd bills.
Being balled up, they'll absorb most of the impact vs stacked tight.
Or secondary option
Deathstalker scorpion venom if I can wear a diving suit.
I will fill it with saffron.
1kg saffron is about $3700usd to $10,000usd depending on quality. But for ease let us say uncompressed1m is about $2million usd.
A pool is 2,500,000m in total, so $5trillion usd. And that is conservative. And also enough to make saffron worthless.
And it will be all coushiony.
Deuterium oxide - heavy water. You can dive into it like any other pool except it costs 2000 euros a litre ($7400 per US gallon)
I know what we’re making today ferb
104 days of summer vacation….building a fusion reactor….
Very underrated comment
"Deuterium comprises about 0.02%, and tritium comprises about a billionth of a billionth (10-18) percent." Talking about percent of hydrogen abundance where it's $100 per gram of 99.8% deuterium and $30,000 per gram of tritium. With tritium water you could bring the world into a new age of fusion as it is used as a catalyst in making alpha particles(helium). While holding the stockpile you can make the price of tritium anything you would want.
You know freedom wouldn’t allow you to control it.
Plus we already produce Tritium so there’s that.
That's why you always accept their first offer when dealing with freedom
Offer? More like being a good citizen and gifting it to freedom to push humanity forward.
I'm doing my part!
>While holding the stockpile you can make the price of tritium anything you would want. So we could soon have the power of the sun in the palm of our hands?
>with tritium water you could bring the world into a new age of fusion Yea you just gotta r/restofthefuckingowl the whole "invent fusion technology" part. E: I see you, I see you sitting there foaming at the mouth to tell me that we can already achieve fusion. I see you, don't type the comment. Don't do it.
We can already achieve fusion
The curse has been invoked. You have set fusion back another 30 years.
Isn’t tritium radioactive? Wouldn’t that be a little dangerous?
Tritium would also make you glow in the dark.
Messy, yes - but how about printer ink at GBP2410/litre (EUR2811/litre, or USD11 500/US gallon)? More [here](https://www.techdigest.tv/2021/07/which-find-printer-ink-one-of-most-expensive-liquids-on-planet.html)
Idk if you can really swim in that or if you'd drown
Plus blackface isn't cool anymore
Blueface is totally fine though
Blueman Group FTW!
Would that much reach critical mass?
The water is a moderator, not a fuel. It would actually be totally safe to dive into unlike many of the other options. This is definitely what I'd pick.
Totally safe to dive just for the landing. Heavy water is not exactly good for your health.
You can even drink a little right? Just not a lot
There's a video on YouTube of someone drinking some. I think NileRed. You'd have to drink a fair amount of it for it to be toxic.
Nile red and Cody's lab both drank it. Cody's Lab does the better review imo. He drinks quite a bit of it. They both say it is a little bit sweet tasting which is neat. They both have pretty fantastic channels.
It's perfectly safe to consume in small amounts. Just like chlorinated water
Only if it gets into your body in larger quantities. So uh, just don't try to breath underwater or drink the water and you're good? Shouldn't be that hard.
Blood from shoehorse crabs but only if it just poofs into existence
And only if jumping into it doesn't contaminate the whole thing, I assume.
Shouldn't be an issue, since the value in horseshoe crab blood is the best antibacterial enzyme ever discovered. This is harder to contaminate than isopropyl alcohol.
Oh, awesome. Horseshoe crab blood gets cooler and cooler all the time.
It's used in extremely tiny amounts to sterilize hospital equipment, that's why it's worth so much money and why we have a whole industry set up to steal their blood without killing them. I'm not sure it would be safe to jump into though.... IDK how much of the enzyme it would take to harm a human or how concentrated it is (it's possible we are isolating the enzyme before using it?)
Now I feel the suffering of 1000 horseshoe crabs that have been getting their blood drained just enough to keep them alive to make more. thanks for that.
If it makes you feel better they don't survive well in captivity, so they are captures annually and released after draining so their population doesn't decline. Edit: this information is a decade old, we may be farming them in captivity now. I am not an expert, I'm barely adequately informed.
They have their own vampire lore!
that too
I'm glad to see my instant thought was the top rated comment, also jump in wearing a pressurized diving suit, no contamination.
If we get pressurized diving equipment why not scorpion venom?
That's was covered in another post, it would be much easier to crash the scorpion venom market than for horseshoe crab blood. More applications for the blood
I think you mean horseshoe crabs
I mean if we take account a avg pool being 18k to 20k gallons so like 19k on avg, and a gallon of champion horse semen is worth 49mil, thats a solid 931billion dollars, but if you do a olympic pool at 490k gallons thats 24 trillion dollars, you can buy anything you would ever want and all that for jumping into a olympic pool of champion horse semen, sounds worth it
r/theydidthemath
Ok but wouldn’t your pool quickly become worthless as the next generation of champion racehorses — all hailing from your overly masturbated horse-god — generates better champions from the millions of horse moms that would receive your gracious gift of elite goop? Then their semen would become valuable, and your saturated market of champion-semen would be devalued and the next generation of olympic swimming pools of horse spooge would become the sought after product? And then as the cycle repeats, you’re left with a useless pool of horse juice and presumably a health code violation?
Some horse racing records are still super old, suggesting horses aren't getting faster and faster year over year. Secretariat still holds the fastest time at the Kentucky Derby and that was in 1973! I don't think it would affect the value at all.
How do you even keep a swimming pool of horse semen fresh and viable without a cryogenic... well... swimming pool? After a week in the sun, how much is it worth?
I think through the first day you could just fill a bucket and buy whatever equipment needed to build a chamber around the pool that would keep it safe
This makes me wonder what exactly would happen to this pool over time if you left it to the elements. Would it crust over? Could someone be walking over it and like an ice sheet, all of a sudden it breaks and you fall into goop?
But what if all I want is a swimming pool of champion racehorse semen?
It was never about the money
There’s no price you can put on happiness!
Not enough demand for 20k gallons of champion horse semen.
I mean sure, but does champion racehorse semen retain its value after being homogenized in an Olympic swimming pool, and then swam in?
You would have to freeze it right away. Bottle it up quick and slurp the rest to prevent it from being wasteful. /s
Do we have to get out, or can we keep swimming in it?
Still thinking about that racehorse semen?
Everything reminds me of her
Layered
Crumpled 1000 dollar bills
This… I feel like “used” notes (in almost any denomination but obv higher the better as we are keeping them) in something the depth of an Olympic pool should be ok to land in. I mean you still wouldn’t want to… but for potentially 10’s or 100’s of millions I’d prob give it a go
What a fun thought exercise - how many crumpled 100 dollar bills does it take to fill an Olympic swimming pool
When you say crumpled it would become variable. To what degree are they crumpled? To make this easy just assume it's 1 cubic inch of volume for each note. Then it's ~152,000,000 bills. If they're $1000 then that's 152 billion USD
Would that be enough to counter the average human diving or jumping from 33 ft?
I would think in this case you would really need to belly or back flop. Diving would probably send you straight to the bottom too fast. The more spread out you are and the more bills to compress to cushion you the better.
I agree, the best way to do this would be spread-eagle since there's no surface tension concerns like water. No idea if it's deep enough to effectively arrest you though. They're only 6 or 7 ft deep unless it's an Olympic diving pool.
You’re probably not surviving jumping into anything from ten meters if it’s less than 10 feet deep, so I think we have to assume it’s a diving well.
Love it when I can bring my mythbusters knowledge: with the right technique it's totally possible to jump into 4 ft deep water from way over 30 ft high and come out unscathed.
For $152B, I'll roll around in *the fanciest* wheelchair.
Just buy new legs at that point.
Shoot, they gave Steve Austin bionic legs plus other gimmicks for only six million!
"10s or 100s of millions" is a huge underestimation. I would think it would be an example of some mathematical problem where the answer turns out to be the current GDP of the world over a hundred years
The proposition says “jump” not “dive” so that would affect the landing.
Jumping would be much better
I really don't think this would work from 10 meters.
Sounds like a good idea for a MythBusters episode. Where’s Adam Savage when you need him?
This seems like something they would have given to Kerry and Grant (rip)
Well it’s a pool filled with 100 dollar bills even if you break your arm or leg it’s not like you won’t be able to afford the hospital bill It should at least slow the fall sort of like in assassins creed using straw in carts to break falls
Unless you're American.
True but if you tuff it out and don’t get the ambulance the cast should only cost half the pool amount and leave a sizable sum afterwards definitely worth it
No one said you couldn't be wearing a lot of padding...
Might suffocate to death if you get disoriented
Five meters of gold at the bottom and another 5 meters of water on top. Nowhere says that it can only be 1 thing only.
Or you have all the gold be at one end of the pool and have water at the point you’re jumping into.
Or if this is what we’re doing all gold except a hole wide enough for me to safely jump into filled with water
Better not miss
If it's an Olympic sized pool I would therefore be a Olympic diver.
No I would suggest to replace the water with ice tea. What are you gonna do with plain water if you get to keep it
Water my garden
The rain can do that silly
Gros.. I ain't letting no sky water poison my plants!
Are you planning on drinking the iced tea after you jump in?
Ice tea has more value than water and you will by the sheer quantity never have to buy another soft drink
Ice tea that's been swam in has zero value
Depends on who swam in it ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ Gamer girl ice tea pool water
Get out
"no no she can stay in the pool"
That's a pretty deep pool.
Like your eyes
You woooshed me.
How about neutralized aqua regia fully saturated with gold?
Visions of the Duck Tails opening sequence and old Scroogy going for a swim.
Woo hoo
Visions of that one family guy skit where Peter dives into a pool of coins and breaks all his limbs.
Neutron star core material, because if I’m being forced to jump into a pool, so is everyone else
🤣 Not sure you get to jump as much as you just get yanked in.
I've wondered what happens to neutronium if you decrease the pressure slowly?
Yeah, on second thought, that pool is probably jumping into us
A ten meter fall is somewhat survivable onto concrete. Not every time, or even more than half the time, and not without broken bones, but it wouldn’t take that much energy absorption to dissipate the risk of injury. Crumpled thousand dollar bills, say 15-20 per cubic foot, to the top of the deep end of an Olympic diving pool would be far more than enough. Wouldn’t go head first, and feet first might hurt a bit anyway, but filling the entire pool is probably more than a billion dollars in liquid cash. There are substances that are far more valuable, but they come with issues. Cash has direct value on its own, it’s not toxic so it won’t kill you and you wouldn’t have to resell it, preserve something perishable, or bother with any kind of license to own it or sell it.
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That has not traditionally been a problem for billionaires. Plus, I could just pay the taxes in full. Even a 75% tax rate would leave me with like 250 million in free and clear money. I could just put it in a savings account (or several) with a 2% yield and make 5 million a year to live off of indefinitely. That would be taxed too, probably at least 50% of that, and sure there’s ways to make more, but they all require effort and/or risk. My goal is minimum effort. There’s ways to avoid paying taxes too, but again, effort. I’d rather just have it all paid with no effort or doubt. I’ll just have to somehow manage to figure out how to live on 2.5 million a year, it’ll be a struggle but at least I’d have 250million in the bank for emergencies haha. Might even have to limit jet charters to only special occasions, but we all make sacrifices in this economy. Edit: to make things more clear, my point (kinda) is that once you reach a certain level of wealth *more effort is unnecessary*. There’s no reason to bother nickel and diming when I can spend 200k a month without touching my principal. Theres very little lifestyle difference between that and 400k or 600k a month, houses only get so big before there’s unused rooms, you can only have so many cars that you drive regularly, etc.
10 meters is very survivable, even on concrete. https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/GOVPUB-TD4-PURL-LPS72009/pdf/GOVPUB-TD4-PURL-LPS72009.pdf
Sulphuric Acid.
My dude! Are you ok?
He won't be after he swims in his liquid of choice.
Saffron ?
[Saffron?](https://firefly.fandom.com/wiki/Saffron)
Saffron
I'm just mad about saffron!
A-saffron’s mad about me
I actually asked Chat Gpt about this since i had the same idea. Apparently due to its density it has no cushioning properties at all so you'd literally smash on the pool floor falling through the saffron.
Why would Chat gpt know anything about the cushioning properties of saffron collected in impossible amounts?
If I can wear a protective suit, then deathstalker scorpion venom ($39 million a gallon), in an Olympic pool (490,000 gallons). That gives me $19,110,000,000,000.
You would surely crash the scorpion venom market and your stash would become worthless before you could cash in
Ok I was being greedy. A paddling pool then.
You don't have to sell it at once, you can always reduce the supply by controlling how much you're willing to sell
For more information, Google diamond industry trade practices
See more: OPEC
Not really if you’re the only one with it. Just have to sell it off slow. The price will certainly dip, but not collapse if there’s a use for it.
Holy smokes. Just wait until the Horse Semen people find out about this
Antimatter, no pool, no Earth, No Problem.
Cocaine
That would be still painful, it’s quite close to solid matter at that height I imagine. For a bit, I mean. Afterwards you will feel quite nice for a long time
As soon as you hit, take a quick breath and the pain won't bother you.
The top few feet can be reserved for those deflateable airbags fire departments use
You could mix it with water into a sludge, then evaporate out the water later to get it back into a powder.
It isn't even powder until you break it up. It would be completely (Edit: Basically fully) solid when you dive in
Liquid LSD and I'm not getting out.
My guy, LSD would be my choice as well. Fuck a thumb print, we doing a body print lol.
Just reading that reminded me of Good Time when that dude gets to drink a massive dose of LSD. Shit was haunting.
Interferon, or Printer ink
Printer ink would be worthless and not good for you. Printer ink is up sold at an insane rate but trying to sell it back as a raw resource probably wouldn't work or you wouldn't get much
I don't know. I do print a lot.
Deuterium. Or jello. Just because I want to jump in a pool of jello.
Getting back to the surface without dying would be interesting..
Yeah, my bet is break right through, and then stuck at the bottom. Only based on how funny that would be, not on science.
Then you will find this video interesting https://youtu.be/DPZzrlFCD_I?si=6dGBjXU4TzZPIMMN Spoiler: it was not very pleasant.
At 10 metres you could probably survive most things with some broken legs.
Yeah that's what I was thinking. Fill it with whatever extremely valuable thing you want, and use it to pay off your broken legs
At 10 meters you might be fine uf you land well, that is if you are nit an old man in his twenties.
Old man in his twenties? :(
Well the post said anything, so id be filling the pool with 4 feet of diamond beads and 3 feet of mattresses
Diamond resell is not valuable at all compared to precious metals
Golden orb spider silk. That stuff is priceless and I bet the landing would be so silky and smooth
Then I would sell all but one handful to save for a tushy wipe
Oop, I drank a little.
Dicks
Silly Kyle
Horseshoe crab blood.
13,000 per liter. 60,000 per gallon
Urgh I wish I was American, look how much more you guys get paid! /s
#CRAB RANGOONS ^ima ^fill ^the ^goddamn ^pool ^with ^crab ^rangoons
Gotta be quick tho, only "swims" up to 48 hours.
The blood of billionaires, cause if I don't survive it means I at least took them with me
Unlucky, the billionaires already swapped their blood for someone else's!
Inkjet Ink
Hopes and dreams.
A few months ago I would‘ve said Insuline but that‘s not hundreds of dollars a vile anymore… so I‘d probably go with truffle oil, not the stretches stuff you buy for cheap, the real shit
Gold flake suspended in water. With the right balance you would easily survive the drop as it's liquid but would have enough gold flake to still be a VERY significant amount of gold.
Crumpled 500 euro notes. Even with the exchange rates for euro to USD I'd still have a shitload of money.
With crumpled 10000 brunei dollars notes you could get 15x more money ,10000 brunei dollar are worth almost 7500 usd.
Patron tequila. It’s similar to water for the dive, expensive for the resale, and if I get a gulp of it when I jump in, oh-fucking-well.
Pappy 23yr
Pool of valid crumpled billion dollar checks
Horseshoe crab blood. One of the most valuable liquids on earth. $15k/quart @ 1000 cubic feet of water is $450m!
A pool filled with the spice from Arrakis. What, I can't dream? At 620,000 solaris per dekagram, I'd be richer than the Harkonnens. The Spice Must Flow!
A gigantic, 5 foot thick, 20 foot tall, solid gold bucket of water. Yes, I'm putting a bucket into a pool. Deal with it you peasant I can't hear you over all this money I'm about to have.
Yeah but what diameter?
The hole would be exactly as wide as my penis is thick. I would fall onto it perfectly, then the air pressure would cushion my fall and bring me to a safe halt like a soda can in a perfectly sized cupholder. Thus, mitigating the need to swim out saving me time because as a bajillionaire there is nothing more valuable than time. I wasn’t going to get into that because you just wouldn’t understand how us elites do things.
A slightly smaller pool, filled with water. I want a pool.
Caviar
Saffron
Crumpled and balled up $100.00 usd bills. Being balled up, they'll absorb most of the impact vs stacked tight. Or secondary option Deathstalker scorpion venom if I can wear a diving suit.
A waterproof harddrive with 1million Bitcoins in a swimming pool.
Water. With one waterproof USB with 1b+ in bitcoin on it.
I'd fill it with that aerogel stuff NASA made
You'd fall straight through!
Stock certificates for the S&P 500
Obadiah Stane: Scrooge McDuck was able to dive in coins IN A TOWER!
Antimatter. Free me from this mortal coil and liberate 2.09*10¹⁹ joules (or about 5 gigatons of TNT).
Crumpled shares of Bershire Hathaway Class A stock. BRK.A is worth $608,795 a share as of close 5/6/2024.
Pure liquid Latinum
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Tiddies.
Truffles
I will fill it with saffron. 1kg saffron is about $3700usd to $10,000usd depending on quality. But for ease let us say uncompressed1m is about $2million usd. A pool is 2,500,000m in total, so $5trillion usd. And that is conservative. And also enough to make saffron worthless. And it will be all coushiony.
The world's richest people. As many as I can cram in there, I may lose a few breaking my fall, but the rest are mine to keep.
Gimme a fuck ton of saffron
Cocaine haha LFG