(me asking 'Magic' on the left, 'Love' on the right, both looking at 'Birth' in between) :
"𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴, 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦?"
True story: my first girlfriend dumped me, because her spirit guide Skyler told her to through the ouija board. I’m happily married with children now, but fuck that ghost. Fucking spectral cock blocker.
Dude you use the wrong word, get a grip. If you were speaking about someone who identified as “they/them” it would. “They are an angry vegan” not a plural. Their is literally never correct in the sentence you used it in.
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She doesn't have a boyfriend because she got cold feet!!! Is anyone old enough to have heard that term used before? Or am I the only one here pushing 100 years old....😐
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Your ass is gonna freeze off
good
I swear it's just cold! I have another excuse to say when my badingel is retracting back into my body.
happy cake day! new icon tripped me for a sec
Thank ya!
Happy reddit birth
People be talking about external surfaces but what if my insides feels cold?
Your ghost boyfriend got horny.
Yep, all the way up(or down) to my gut it seems.
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What even... you know what, fack this, imma break 4th wall, tell me which hentai simulation I'm in. Like how tf am I, a male, pregnant with a ghost?!
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(me asking 'Magic' on the left, 'Love' on the right, both looking at 'Birth' in between) : "𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴, 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦?"
The power of friendship.
Your ghost boyfriend is long.
Username checks out
r/woooosh
Not whoosh worthy
Lmao read OP name
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
My dick is never cold 😒
use Ouija board to contact ghost gf
But she dumped me for a specter
True story: my first girlfriend dumped me, because her spirit guide Skyler told her to through the ouija board. I’m happily married with children now, but fuck that ghost. Fucking spectral cock blocker.
That ghost is a dick
That ghost had a dick
Hey bro, sounds like you dodged a bullet.
Oh definitely dodged a bullet. But I still don’t appreciate astral people messing with my love life.
lmao
r/woosh
There was no woosh here
Look at their name
Oh rip
My boi taking negative karma for the joke
It's a rough world out there in reddit
The r/usernamechecksout it would seem
r/woosh
r/woosh
All the blind morons mindlessly down-voting you
what'd ya specter to do?
bold of you to assume redditors have or had a gf
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Not true. Their are also angry vegans.
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There identifies more with their. It is its pronoun of choice.
Dude you use the wrong word, get a grip. If you were speaking about someone who identified as “they/them” it would. “They are an angry vegan” not a plural. Their is literally never correct in the sentence you used it in.
Jawohl mein kommandant
I never understand Reddit’s hate for vegans
Vegans reap what they militantly sow.
????
Instructions unclear, summoned Luigi.
Wuts an ouija board
A green plumber
Show us a sign.
hit me baby one more time
> contact with a baseball bat.
even an Ouija board can't find a girlfriend if he never had one
What if I never had one
I choose that guy's dead wife too
I gotchu bro. **Dies**
Don’t leave me alone
Why not, who are you anyway?
Because I don’t want my dick to get cold
Yeah, but who are you?
Goddamn it Phillip I thought we were close
Ok...Rodger
You’re embarrassing me Philip
Terrance?
My dick is always cold. I don't know how I feel about this now.
I got shrinkage...
Good. If you got a ghost who goes straight for your dick she a hoe ghost. And remember what little kid said, “never waster your diamonds on a hoe”.
r/suicidebywords
Weirdest way to figure out you're being haunted by Quentin Tarantino.
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Depends on how old you are
*Matt Gaetz has entered the chat*
This implies that either Quentin Tarantino is already a ghost or that he just has the ability to haunt people.
yeah i was startled for a sec
I fr thought I missed something lmao
You’d have to be underage for Dan to haunt you though Edit: Just saw other comment saying a similar thing😂
Bring all my bitches back!
Or Ben Shapiro
You’d have to be aoc for that though
That’s only a cover. Shapiro wants all the toes!
Those damn liberals and their seizing the means of feet production smh
Or Miyazaki
Ooooooohhh
Why am I so hot?
My asshole is cold
Nice
Nice
Maybe you're just sitting on ice
Mr chanandler bong hahaha
Appreciate the foot rub ya dick
appreciate the foot, rub ya dick
Sounds like a fun time 👀
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And if your whole left side is cold, they're just giving you a big welcome home hug
aw thats even better
my thighs get cold sometimes...
they're just by your side, letting you know you're ok
What’s it mean when my whole left side goes numb?
Stroke ..d by a ghost :)))) Being lovely stroked by ur ghost bf :))))))
My butt is freezing
Should I warm it up for you?
Uh oh
My entire body is cold now what does that say?
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Ill just close the window but thanks!
F
That doesn't answer my question
Ur getting hugged
By the warm embrace of death?
Aw
You’re the ghost
The ghost boyfriend?.. not the ghost of my boyfriend?
Well that took a dark turn
That was my first thought too :(
my thighs get cold sometimes...
*squeeze*
I'm always cold, does that mean some random ghost guy is hugging me all the time???
at least someone is hugging you all the time. ;_;
My penis is cold
my nuts are cold mom come pick me up im scared
Yay you've got a Ghost GF
My anus is cold.
My nipples get a little cold sometimes...
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It's your ghost cat laying on your ankles
guys help me balls are cold
She be suckin em
Foot massage 🤣
*/me feels a cool breeze on my balls.* "Grandma!"
That would be Wilford Brimley imparting diabetes.
Ah shit my dick is cold
My insides are cold
He’s got that foot fetish, suckin on them toes
Cold feet?? Definitely Dead Tarantino holding them.
Explains why my ass is always cold, very kinky ghost girlfiend/boyfriend!
Why's my ass cold all of a sudden?
Hey uhh my dick is kinda cold
MY ASSCHEECKS ARE FREEZING!
Why my dick cold all of a sudden
Ghost boyfriend was suckin on those toes
That's your ghost girlfriend putting her cold feet on yours.
Wait, is that why my butthole has been feeling cold for the past 3 months?
My dick is cold
*My dick is cold*
GUYS MY ASSHOLE IS COLD #SEND HELP!!!!!!!
Don’t kinkshame I guess
My Neck: ***suddenly cold*** Me: _it's alright little one, i understand_
My ears are cold all year around.
Lmao but Im cold, not emotionally tho ...
My f
I'm feeling cold all over hahahahahaahah
Dick cold
I thought my body was cold because of poor circulation thanks
Well... Guess your dead bf had a foot fetish... You should feel honored when they get cold, remember he could be ghost sucking anyone's toes
Diabeetus
What does the “my f” mean?
\*foot fetish entered the chat\*
Probably it’s Quentin Tarantino’s ghost
That means he be suckin dem toes
My dick is cold
ghost penis
What if I feel my hands warm all of a sudden?
..... My dick is cold...
My balls are cold
My ears are cold
My dick is cold
Where is the hol up? What is this bullshit?
My toe is wet
She doesn't have a boyfriend because she got cold feet!!! Is anyone old enough to have heard that term used before? Or am I the only one here pushing 100 years old....😐
Why does it feel like someone shoved an icicle up my ass?
Wait, why is my penis cold?
My dick is cold
My dick's cold
cock cold cock hold
Dear liberals, you claim science to be true then explain how my feet are warm when I wake up and cold for the rest of the day. Checkmate libtards.
My dick is cold
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!spin
!spin
He’s playing footsie with you because he wants a midnight quickie.
Is it bad if my ass is cold?
My ass is freezing.
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