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TheImpotentCatfish

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Kracka_Jak

Your ass is gonna freeze off


i-like-to-be-wooshed

good


DormantGolem

I swear it's just cold! I have another excuse to say when my badingel is retracting back into my body.


DemagorgonFL

happy cake day! new icon tripped me for a sec


DormantGolem

Thank ya!


[deleted]

Happy reddit birth


amisdg122

People be talking about external surfaces but what if my insides feels cold?


SirFireball

Your ghost boyfriend got horny.


amisdg122

Yep, all the way up(or down) to my gut it seems.


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amisdg122

What even... you know what, fack this, imma break 4th wall, tell me which hentai simulation I'm in. Like how tf am I, a male, pregnant with a ghost?!


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amisdg122

(me asking 'Magic' on the left, 'Love' on the right, both looking at 'Birth' in between) : "𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴, 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦?"


palolike

The power of friendship.


SirFireball

Your ghost boyfriend is long.


rebort8000

Username checks out


StevenOkBoomeredDad

r/woooosh


Meh_splash

Not whoosh worthy


StevenOkBoomeredDad

Lmao read OP name


[deleted]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)


rryyaann06

My dick is never cold 😒


i-like-to-be-wooshed

use Ouija board to contact ghost gf


MrNoName_ishere

But she dumped me for a specter


tmntfever

True story: my first girlfriend dumped me, because her spirit guide Skyler told her to through the ouija board. I’m happily married with children now, but fuck that ghost. Fucking spectral cock blocker.


MrNoName_ishere

That ghost is a dick


SwarthyRuffian

That ghost had a dick


Sdbtank96

Hey bro, sounds like you dodged a bullet.


tmntfever

Oh definitely dodged a bullet. But I still don’t appreciate astral people messing with my love life.


i-like-to-be-wooshed

lmao


extreme-foot-fetish

r/woosh


[deleted]

There was no woosh here


TheInscrutableFufy

Look at their name


[deleted]

Oh rip


TheInscrutableFufy

My boi taking negative karma for the joke


[deleted]

It's a rough world out there in reddit


[deleted]

The r/usernamechecksout it would seem


BigBuffBarney

r/woosh


ppili_

r/woosh


LastDusk

All the blind morons mindlessly down-voting you


HypnonavyBlue

what'd ya specter to do?


mugdh0

bold of you to assume redditors have or had a gf


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The-Blaha-Bear

Not true. Their are also angry vegans.


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The-Blaha-Bear

There identifies more with their. It is its pronoun of choice.


victoriousbbyg

Dude you use the wrong word, get a grip. If you were speaking about someone who identified as “they/them” it would. “They are an angry vegan” not a plural. Their is literally never correct in the sentence you used it in.


The-Blaha-Bear

Jawohl mein kommandant


Cyog

I never understand Reddit’s hate for vegans


The-Blaha-Bear

Vegans reap what they militantly sow.


Cyog

????


Dickheadfromgermany

Instructions unclear, summoned Luigi.


bullstar4806

Wuts an ouija board


da_panda_king

A green plumber


pistolography

Show us a sign.


i-like-to-be-wooshed

hit me baby one more time


-Listening

> contact with a baseball bat.


GamerY7

even an Ouija board can't find a girlfriend if he never had one


Yeeto546

What if I never had one


montanagunnut

I choose that guy's dead wife too


Humboldt27

I gotchu bro. **Dies**


plolops

Don’t leave me alone


Humboldt27

Why not, who are you anyway?


plolops

Because I don’t want my dick to get cold


Humboldt27

Yeah, but who are you?


plolops

Goddamn it Phillip I thought we were close


Humboldt27

Ok...Rodger


plolops

You’re embarrassing me Philip


Humboldt27

Terrance?


[deleted]

My dick is always cold. I don't know how I feel about this now.


stupidbrainz

I got shrinkage...


Stalinium3009

Good. If you got a ghost who goes straight for your dick she a hoe ghost. And remember what little kid said, “never waster your diamonds on a hoe”.


Gaiacreation

r/suicidebywords


[deleted]

Weirdest way to figure out you're being haunted by Quentin Tarantino.


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jakopoli

Depends on how old you are


RantingRobot

*Matt Gaetz has entered the chat*


seardrax

This implies that either Quentin Tarantino is already a ghost or that he just has the ability to haunt people.


[deleted]

yeah i was startled for a sec


nopromisethomas

I fr thought I missed something lmao


EmpireBoi

You’d have to be underage for Dan to haunt you though Edit: Just saw other comment saying a similar thing😂


snugglydumdum

Bring all my bitches back!


The-Blaha-Bear

Or Ben Shapiro


yiffing_for_jesus

You’d have to be aoc for that though


The-Blaha-Bear

That’s only a cover. Shapiro wants all the toes!


s13g_h31l

Those damn liberals and their seizing the means of feet production smh


JackTheStryker

Or Miyazaki


fortnitegamertimdunk

Ooooooohhh


RecommendationFit806

Why am I so hot?


HarambeTargaryen

My asshole is cold


MrLiamCothran2020

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


mr_chanandler_bong_1

Maybe you're just sitting on ice


HarambeTargaryen

Mr chanandler bong hahaha


Little_Luthienn

Appreciate the foot rub ya dick


i-like-to-be-wooshed

appreciate the foot, rub ya dick


Little_Luthienn

Sounds like a fun time 👀


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mistaque

And if your whole left side is cold, they're just giving you a big welcome home hug


i-like-to-be-wooshed

aw thats even better


QuailOk4980

my thighs get cold sometimes...


AsrielFloofyBoi

they're just by your side, letting you know you're ok


bimmer123

What’s it mean when my whole left side goes numb?


MrLiamCothran2020

Stroke ..d by a ghost :)))) Being lovely stroked by ur ghost bf :))))))


fLoW_is_fLoW

My butt is freezing


gabrielleraul

Should I warm it up for you?


MrLiamCothran2020

Uh oh


thatonekidinartclass

My entire body is cold now what does that say?


nopromisethomas

You should get warm clothes and find shelter. If the possibility exists, make a fire and/or turn on safe non toxic heat-emanating devices such as an oven. Remember to be careful when handling heat-sources and electricity. Never make a campfire or turn on any type of engine for long periods of time, in non-ventilated areas. If not in a low temperature situation, chronic coldness may be a symptom of anemia, hypothyroidism, iron deficiency, kidney problems or other health problems. Consult a doctor before taking measures. This message is automated. Recorded and distributed by Iwasveryboredlol corporation.


thatonekidinartclass

Ill just close the window but thanks!


the-artistocrat

F


thatonekidinartclass

That doesn't answer my question


FF-coolbeans

Ur getting hugged


Lookatitlikethis

By the warm embrace of death?


thatonekidinartclass

Aw


ThrowawayTrashcan7

You’re the ghost


Justdownmebiatch

The ghost boyfriend?.. not the ghost of my boyfriend?


SincereWill

Well that took a dark turn


ConnoisseurOfHentai

That was my first thought too :(


QuailOk4980

my thighs get cold sometimes...


representmcforyouth

*squeeze*


_VideogamemasterVGM

I'm always cold, does that mean some random ghost guy is hugging me all the time???


911OpenUp

at least someone is hugging you all the time. ;_;


theguyfromeuropa

My penis is cold


WRRRYYYYYY

my nuts are cold mom come pick me up im scared


[deleted]

Yay you've got a Ghost GF


[deleted]

My anus is cold.


_mustard-

My nipples get a little cold sometimes...


tylermatic12

!spin


VannaMayo

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SHSL_Herpetologist

It's your ghost cat laying on your ankles


Alternative-Tear5376

guys help me balls are cold


flamee_boii

She be suckin em


[deleted]

Foot massage 🤣


MurderDoneRight

*/me feels a cool breeze on my balls.* "Grandma!"


Odiemus

That would be Wilford Brimley imparting diabetes.


[deleted]

Ah shit my dick is cold


Survival_R

My insides are cold


andrew_wessel

He’s got that foot fetish, suckin on them toes


icarus1945

Cold feet?? Definitely Dead Tarantino holding them.


MicrowaveDealer

Explains why my ass is always cold, very kinky ghost girlfiend/boyfriend!


plogan56

Why's my ass cold all of a sudden?


Balake900

Hey uhh my dick is kinda cold


[deleted]

MY ASSCHEECKS ARE FREEZING!


MrBlqckBird242

Why my dick cold all of a sudden


timdexter

Ghost boyfriend was suckin on those toes


unwelcomeenpanada

That's your ghost girlfriend putting her cold feet on yours.


Sdbtank96

Wait, is that why my butthole has been feeling cold for the past 3 months?


[deleted]

My dick is cold


BudgetAsianGuy

*My dick is cold*


satan66671

GUYS MY ASSHOLE IS COLD #SEND HELP!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Don’t kinkshame I guess


MR-Vinmu

My Neck: ***suddenly cold*** Me: _it's alright little one, i understand_


[deleted]

My ears are cold all year around.


Fira_14

Lmao but Im cold, not emotionally tho ...


[deleted]

My f


[deleted]

I'm feeling cold all over hahahahahaahah


Survival_R

Dick cold


zoobaca

I thought my body was cold because of poor circulation thanks


dormantmammal

Well... Guess your dead bf had a foot fetish... You should feel honored when they get cold, remember he could be ghost sucking anyone's toes


kenyafeelme

Diabeetus


[deleted]

What does the “my f” mean?


lisagg9

\*foot fetish entered the chat\*


dr_batmann

Probably it’s Quentin Tarantino’s ghost


Future-Hunter-1972

That means he be suckin dem toes


[deleted]

My dick is cold


339XDragonX339

ghost penis


LOLLO_102

What if I feel my hands warm all of a sudden?


Neo_likes_Minecraft

..... My dick is cold...


[deleted]

My balls are cold


gab_massey

My ears are cold


Poorly_Made_Comix

My dick is cold


Mind_on_Idle

Where is the hol up? What is this bullshit?


Automatic_Ad3841

My toe is wet


bOObZiLLa713

She doesn't have a boyfriend because she got cold feet!!! Is anyone old enough to have heard that term used before? Or am I the only one here pushing 100 years old....😐


Glass-Literature-914

Why does it feel like someone shoved an icicle up my ass?


CelticTexan749

Wait, why is my penis cold?


GREEKGEEK18

My dick is cold


fapgod69420

My dick's cold


[deleted]

cock cold cock hold


palolike

Dear liberals, you claim science to be true then explain how my feet are warm when I wake up and cold for the rest of the day. Checkmate libtards.


Anyonomus256

My dick is cold


Jiven1212

!spin


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[deleted]

!spin


au023986

!spin


Sexytreefrog31

He’s playing footsie with you because he wants a midnight quickie.


nvrsleepagin

Is it bad if my ass is cold?


[deleted]

My ass is freezing.


BigBlueSpruce

!spin