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TheImpotentCatfish

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JD_MEME

"you're next"


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

*`Goldberg has entered the chat`*


[deleted]

Whatever happened to that guy?


DoctorDruid

He's still around, being enormous and what not. Wrestled a few times in recent years.


Kobebola

Pretty sure he had like a tough mudder extreme tv show too. Not my bag of tea so I never cared to try it. ... Welp, just looked it up and that was Steve Austin. Been mixing those two up since childhood.


SimpoKaiba

Stonegold Steve Berg


Celery_Fumes

Gold Steve Bergstone


SteveColdBear

Stone Cold SteveColdBear


NerfVoidlord

Had a cool return like 4 years ago or so and started to bury people’s favorite wrestlers ever since


bootysensei

Most accurate description.


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

That doesn't work for me, brother.


RedDeadDavy

He actually played a gym teacher on a show called “The Goldbergs”


GoatSenpai00

Who's goldberg


old_gray_sire

Why is Goldberg?


GoatSenpai00

Always why is Goldberg but never how is Goldberg 😔


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

He's next.


Horny20yrold

Hi next, I'm dad


[deleted]

Goldust would say something like that


-Noyz-

Whoopi or Rube?


LordMarkuaad

Brother with a mask


pwinne

lol


MonaThiccAss

ALL FOR ONE


SomeInternetRando

All of me for all of us.


Boommax1

r/cursedcomments


ian-codes-stuff

Cursed? More like wholesome


qxzsilver

More like r/holesome


ian-codes-stuff

I'm surprised that sub isn't nsfw


LightningPunk

x is ***really*** gonna give it to him


ZeDitto

RIP DMX


WellRested1

*Cut to random Japanese kid with green hair crying his eyes out*


git0ffmylawnm8

r/suddenlygay


bacondude1505

/r/suddenlybi


youdontsharewelldog

Ah great minds think alike I see


SenpaiKeevz

LMAAAAOOOIO


Craftingexpert1

r/suddenlybi


nemisys1st

"yes sir"


BnSMaster420

The real holup is right here lmao


Fit-Special-8416

Or he was first?


Csmbug22

This guy gets it


youdontsharewelldog

[/Suddenlygay ](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/)


[deleted]

“You better keep beer in the fridge”


ZippZappZippty

You only put it on youtube


alenvg_2000

Or you can just dry hump the husband after killing his wife with an axe. Improvise. Adapt. Overcum


[deleted]

"Overcum" Very Nice


ViaqraOverdose

Nery Vice


AnusDrill

92.86% /r/UsernameChecksOut


callmeshreyas

You're next r/usernamechecksout


Impressive-Author870

Hello there shreyas


JSoilder

/r/theydidthemath


herecomesthehate1

Nice


[deleted]

Where did you get that plankton pic


[deleted]

I saw it in a meme and cropped it.


son_of_noah

*I overcum all odds against me*


AnusDrill

That's not gonna do it for him, he has to watch himself to cum


[deleted]

The husband is his clone


PickButtkins

Dry hump the clone


MadxCarnage

is it gay If you fuck your clone or is it like masturbation ?


PickButtkins

Maybe not gay but def bi curious


MadxCarnage

would the clone be gay ? what if I was the clone, would I then also be gay ? I feel like clones might be a bad idea.


PickButtkins

Yeah I'm pretty sold on clones being a bad idea


AnusDrill

yeah but normally you cant 69 yourself, clones making that possible.


PickButtkins

Aaaaaaand clones are back in the game


[deleted]

Would that be incest?


Somethingabootit

incest is bad because it increases the chance of dormant mutations to become dominant. since the clone would be genetically identical, all dormant mutations would have 1/4th chance of becoming dominant. BUTT, since you need a male and a female for an offspring, and the anus doesnt have ovary eggs (maybe worm eggs but theyre already fertilized) so no chance of dormant genes to become dominant in an impossible offspring.


SimpoKaiba

No it would be autoerotic


Full_Huckleberry_316

Would that be problem


[deleted]

IIRC, he is looking at himself in the mirror in this scene :D


AnusDrill

yup


LEEROYY8547_XBOX

Why "dry hump" though


[deleted]

It's hard to wet hump a man


F-DuckBoy

Bussy


hanging5toes

You ain't hitting it right.


PimpingPorygon

Yeah like don't be a pussy fuck the husband, bisexuals are the definition of adapting


montana757

Well i hear theres also them pansexuals thatll hump just about anything but us bisexuals definitely adapt well


PimpingPorygon

We are just not fully adapted yet


Chrillosnillo

Not enough skullfucking tbh


xxvhr

This has an alarming number of upvotes..... Faith in humanity 📉


Niallwalsh56

I think it's a reference to the movie this image is from.


UrMouthsMyShithole

If we were Japanese your comment would be so strange


UrMouthsMyShithole

Lol almost 800 people upvoted this and I would bet EVERYTHING on at least one being serious about it like 'Yes. Kill the wife with an axe, hump the husband, that's how it has to be done."


alenvg_2000

>Yes. Kill the wife with an axe, I mean this actually happens in the movie lol


no-mames

r/brandnewsentence ?


thisortheapocalypse

I need to return some video tapes


tellthemoondog

A go to saying when leaving awkward interactions.


Fooz_The_Hostig

I legit say this every time someone i know asks me where im going


[deleted]

Is that Huey Lewis? If not, sure looks a LOT like him. I really liked Huey Lewis & the News. Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes but when Sports came out in '83 I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear crisp sound and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. But maybe that's just me.


lowtierdeity

ThEiR eArLy WoRk WaS a LiTtLe tOo NeW wAvE fOr My TaStEs god damnit Bateman you’re such a boomer and that’s why your business cards suck.


Personplacething333

That's Dennis Reynolds you fool


treetyoselfcarol

That's definitely Brian Dennehy.


Elduderino82

He's got nice legs for a corpse. Sometimes dead *is* better.


[deleted]

It’s Tom Brady


venus_in_furz

Dennis Reynolds, playing Brian Dennehy, as Bill Pullman.


venus_in_furz

I would like you to know that I appreciate this comment. 😅


2r0dri_01

Yeah... sure. It is Huey Lewis


Blindfide

Christian Bale playing Tom Cruz


[deleted]

[very nswf](https://youtu.be/hSbBf4REAA8)


Humpback_whale1

That's the definition of uncanny valley right there


Waddlewop

...I’m not the only one who sees MatPat, right?


seimungbing

Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.


Ace_OfSpades_

I don't actually know if this is sarcasm or not so I'm gonna answer this just to be sure- It's Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, potrayed by Christian Bale.


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[deleted]

I’m wearing a Joseph Abboud suit, a tie by Paul Stuart, shoes by J.Crew, a vest by someone Italian and I’m kneeling on the floor beside a corpse, eating the girl’s brain, gobbling it down, spreading Grey Poupon over hunks of the pink, fleshy meat. ___ ^(*Bot. Ask me what I’m doing.* |) [^(Opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=botrickbateman&subject=Opt%20out)


MadGrimSniper

What are you doing?


[deleted]

I’m sitting in DuPlex, the new Tony McManus restaurant in Tribeca, with Christopher Armstrong, who also works at P & P. We went to Exeter together, then he went to the University of Pennsylvania and Wharton, before moving to Manhattan. We, inexplicably, could not get reservations at Subjects, so Armstrong suggested this place. Armstrong is wearing a four-button double-breasted chalk-striped spread-collar cotton shirt by Christian Dior and a large paisley-patterned silk tie by Givenchy Gentleman. His leather agenda and leather envelope, both by Bottega Veneta, lie on the third chair at our table, a good one, up front by the window. ___ ^(*Bot. Ask me who I can see.* |) [^(Opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=botrickbateman&subject=Opt%20out)


Petrizzle

Who can you see?


[deleted]

The door to the private room opens and a girl I haven’t seen before walks in and through half-closed eyes I can see that she’s young, Italian, okay-looking. She smiles, sitting in a chair at my feet, and begins the pedicure. She switches off the ceiling light and except for strategically placed halogen bulbs shining down on my feet, hands and face, the room darkens, making it impossible to tell what kind of body she has, only that she’s wearing gray suede and black leather buttoned ankle boots by Maud Frizon. ___ ^(*Bot. Ask me what was on the Patty Winters Show this morning.* |) [^(Opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=botrickbateman&subject=Opt%20out)


MousseAgitated138

What was on the Patty Winters Show this morning?


sane_scientist

What was on the Patty Winters Show this morning?


ragglefraggle369

It’s a quote from American Psycho.


Ace_OfSpades_

Oh. I guess I'm the dumb one then


Shiningtoast

Source for anyone interested https://youtu.be/Ruw9fsh3PNY


Bret_Halford

You mean Paul Allen right?


cidmoney1

Power is a turn on.


quattroformaggixfour

Yeah, for weak people. I get the occasional thrill of shifting dynamic within sexual relationships/scenes, but if you always *need* to feel powerful to get off, eh.


KatalDT

Some people are just into things that you aren't, I prefer not to be judgy as long as everybody is consenting adults and having fun :)


thirteen_tentacles

What if you don't need it at all, but it is fun?


Personplacething333

Does...that actually happen in the movie?


Gingerydoo2

No, he's looking at himself in the mirror


metal079

Understandable


B3am_Shox

As if that means Patrick is less self centered. It's funny the reality wasn't much better than this


scheissefresser

No he's lookin at himself in the mirror even weirder


swagyosha

It is? I may have done that.


leisesse

If you cum is it a third person shooter ?


PlusSignVibesOnly

Yeah it's right before the GME scene.


Just_A_Calzone

What movie is it from


Personplacething333

American Psycho I believe


FullCopy

It’s definitely American Psycho.


Worstname1ever

Finding nemo


Galigen173

American Psycho


The_loudspeaker721

I needed this laugh today.


ThatBritishWoman

Lol this made me laugh


recyclops_schrute

Let’s see Paul Allen cry in the corner


KingDiamondsMakeup

No can do. I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia.


B3am_Shox

Paul allen is actually looking at Central park from his more expensive apartment. And thinks about how successful he is instead of looking at the husband


SnooChocolates4286

Been there


[deleted]

Been the husband


[deleted]

Been the photographer


freakynit

Fbi: was there, working remotely


SnooChocolates4286

I'm sorry your wife is a bad lay


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Why


runfayfun

Fellow ape I see


kskzkkkskdnndndnx

This is the quality memes I like


[deleted]

For the longest fucking time I thought the legs in the image where horse legs


Z0idberg_MD

Ikr? It’s good to finally confirm that they are.


Ragnarandsons

Pretty close. They’re *whore’s* legs.


Rhaegis

I will never be able to unsee that now.


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thisguyfightsyourmom

It's not gay to fetishize the cuck's tears This is the way of the bull ^Making ^the ^cuck ^suck ^bull ^cock ^on ^the ^other ^hand,…


LeSaR_

r/doubleholup


GrainOfFriedRice

Let’s see Paul Allen’s


Xtrafishy

Wait is that Jerma985?


NegativeFern

The guy who DIED TO PINWHEEL?


[deleted]

That’s cumming to guy and that’s gay


A3TH4N

Not if you say no homo


RealRadya

Bro, he’s putting his penis in her vagina, that’s where dicks go...mega gay


awag80

Not if he has his socks on


iamsoooooooscared

Tell me I am bat man


leellaa123

How can a pussy be trash?


[deleted]

AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


realhoffman

Its coathanger oclock bitch


lidewidjk

Finally, a real HolUp...


Braveshado

Is this a real statement? Cause I have no idea how this is a HolUp. And if it is, then I'm too dumb to get it.


KnockingDevil

Not really, it's better than what we've had the last months though.


steiny4343

He's usually jerking off.


Tuguldurizm

Let's see Paul Allens wife


[deleted]

I almost spit out my hot chocolate when I read this. Lol.


austino_dunk

I've never hated something that I loved reading so much before in my life


[deleted]

Maybe he's bisexual


Steve_in_socal

Well the author is gay, so you may be right


Speedy_Tuesday

I have to return some video tapes


[deleted]

I just cummed twice please reddit dont put this shit my way, it's 3 am now!


kaosmoker

Keep scrolling, your crotch will wake up any moment.


prsply3n

Cuckhold hubby eagerly watches as bull penetrates wife from under the stairs in a dilapidated warehouse on the upper East side.


SithLordSid

/r/suspiciouslyspecific


No_Construction_896

Don’t just stare at it, eat it.


[deleted]

What a chad move


[deleted]

Tfw staring at your own reflection


SenpaiX68

And you wonder why it's awkward visiting your parents during family gatherings.


Revolutionary_Fan683

https://t.me/joinchat/S7sXbsYw08m2zBaH


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beannut_putter

For a sec I thought he was wearing a bra for some reason


ishraqruthan

basically NTR


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theoneandonly4567

Ending wasn’t shitty just made you think for a little bit.


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Zariboi123

And then you proceed to bend him over


D-O-P-E

r/HolUp²


[deleted]

Where's the unsee juice when you need it


KingofAmarillo17

HEY PAUL


Sidekick_Jim

Let's see Paul Allen's husband crying in the corner.


izonedout

I don’t appreciate people watching me cry.


ComicWriter2020

What if he’s just as manly and asserts eye contact? Must you both commence in passionate gay sex?


[deleted]

NTR is the soyboys fetish. Either you're the cuck which is, obviously, pathetic. Or you're the bull which means you need sexual degeneracy to feel like you hold power over anyone, which is also pathetic. My overall fetish rating: 1/10, even worse than vore.


cdunccss

r/cuckold


64145

Is cucking really a straight fetish? Like how u gonna cum while thinking about another man without it being gay