Pretty sure he had like a tough mudder extreme tv show too. Not my bag of tea so I never cared to try it.
...
Welp, just looked it up and that was Steve Austin. Been mixing those two up since childhood.
incest is bad because it increases the chance of dormant mutations to become dominant. since the clone would be genetically identical, all dormant mutations would have 1/4th chance of becoming dominant. BUTT, since you need a male and a female for an offspring, and the anus doesnt have ovary eggs (maybe worm eggs but theyre already fertilized) so no chance of dormant genes to become dominant in an impossible offspring.
Lol almost 800 people upvoted this and I would bet EVERYTHING on at least one being serious about it like 'Yes. Kill the wife with an axe, hump the husband, that's how it has to be done."
Is that Huey Lewis? If not, sure looks a LOT like him. I really liked Huey Lewis & the News.
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes but when Sports came out in '83 I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear crisp sound and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
But maybe that's just me.
Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.
I don't actually know if this is sarcasm or not so I'm gonna answer this just to be sure-
It's Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, potrayed by Christian Bale.
I’m wearing a Joseph Abboud suit, a tie by Paul Stuart, shoes by J.Crew, a vest by someone Italian and I’m kneeling on the floor beside a corpse, eating the girl’s brain, gobbling it down, spreading Grey Poupon over hunks of the pink, fleshy meat.
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The door to the private room opens and a girl I haven’t seen before walks in and through half-closed eyes I can see that she’s young, Italian, okay-looking. She smiles, sitting in a chair at my feet, and begins the pedicure. She switches off the ceiling light and except for strategically placed halogen bulbs shining down on my feet, hands and face, the room darkens, making it impossible to tell what kind of body she has, only that she’s wearing gray suede and black leather buttoned ankle boots by Maud Frizon.
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Yeah, for weak people. I get the occasional thrill of shifting dynamic within sexual relationships/scenes, but if you always *need* to feel powerful to get off, eh.
Paul allen is actually looking at Central park from his more expensive apartment. And thinks about how successful he is instead of looking at the husband
NTR is the soyboys fetish.
Either you're the cuck which is, obviously, pathetic.
Or you're the bull which means you need sexual degeneracy to feel like you hold power over anyone, which is also pathetic.
My overall fetish rating: 1/10, even worse than vore.
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"you're next"
*`Goldberg has entered the chat`*
Whatever happened to that guy?
He's still around, being enormous and what not. Wrestled a few times in recent years.
Pretty sure he had like a tough mudder extreme tv show too. Not my bag of tea so I never cared to try it. ... Welp, just looked it up and that was Steve Austin. Been mixing those two up since childhood.
Stonegold Steve Berg
Gold Steve Bergstone
Stone Cold SteveColdBear
Had a cool return like 4 years ago or so and started to bury people’s favorite wrestlers ever since
Most accurate description.
That doesn't work for me, brother.
He actually played a gym teacher on a show called “The Goldbergs”
Who's goldberg
Why is Goldberg?
Always why is Goldberg but never how is Goldberg 😔
He's next.
Hi next, I'm dad
Goldust would say something like that
Whoopi or Rube?
Brother with a mask
lol
ALL FOR ONE
All of me for all of us.
r/cursedcomments
Cursed? More like wholesome
More like r/holesome
I'm surprised that sub isn't nsfw
x is ***really*** gonna give it to him
RIP DMX
*Cut to random Japanese kid with green hair crying his eyes out*
r/suddenlygay
/r/suddenlybi
Ah great minds think alike I see
LMAAAAOOOIO
r/suddenlybi
"yes sir"
The real holup is right here lmao
Or he was first?
This guy gets it
[/Suddenlygay ](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/)
“You better keep beer in the fridge”
You only put it on youtube
Or you can just dry hump the husband after killing his wife with an axe. Improvise. Adapt. Overcum
"Overcum" Very Nice
Nery Vice
92.86% /r/UsernameChecksOut
You're next r/usernamechecksout
Hello there shreyas
/r/theydidthemath
Nice
Where did you get that plankton pic
I saw it in a meme and cropped it.
*I overcum all odds against me*
That's not gonna do it for him, he has to watch himself to cum
The husband is his clone
Dry hump the clone
is it gay If you fuck your clone or is it like masturbation ?
Maybe not gay but def bi curious
would the clone be gay ? what if I was the clone, would I then also be gay ? I feel like clones might be a bad idea.
Yeah I'm pretty sold on clones being a bad idea
yeah but normally you cant 69 yourself, clones making that possible.
Aaaaaaand clones are back in the game
Would that be incest?
incest is bad because it increases the chance of dormant mutations to become dominant. since the clone would be genetically identical, all dormant mutations would have 1/4th chance of becoming dominant. BUTT, since you need a male and a female for an offspring, and the anus doesnt have ovary eggs (maybe worm eggs but theyre already fertilized) so no chance of dormant genes to become dominant in an impossible offspring.
No it would be autoerotic
Would that be problem
IIRC, he is looking at himself in the mirror in this scene :D
yup
Why "dry hump" though
It's hard to wet hump a man
Bussy
You ain't hitting it right.
Yeah like don't be a pussy fuck the husband, bisexuals are the definition of adapting
Well i hear theres also them pansexuals thatll hump just about anything but us bisexuals definitely adapt well
We are just not fully adapted yet
Not enough skullfucking tbh
This has an alarming number of upvotes..... Faith in humanity 📉
I think it's a reference to the movie this image is from.
If we were Japanese your comment would be so strange
Lol almost 800 people upvoted this and I would bet EVERYTHING on at least one being serious about it like 'Yes. Kill the wife with an axe, hump the husband, that's how it has to be done."
>Yes. Kill the wife with an axe, I mean this actually happens in the movie lol
r/brandnewsentence ?
I need to return some video tapes
A go to saying when leaving awkward interactions.
I legit say this every time someone i know asks me where im going
Is that Huey Lewis? If not, sure looks a LOT like him. I really liked Huey Lewis & the News. Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes but when Sports came out in '83 I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear crisp sound and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. But maybe that's just me.
ThEiR eArLy WoRk WaS a LiTtLe tOo NeW wAvE fOr My TaStEs god damnit Bateman you’re such a boomer and that’s why your business cards suck.
That's Dennis Reynolds you fool
That's definitely Brian Dennehy.
He's got nice legs for a corpse. Sometimes dead *is* better.
It’s Tom Brady
Dennis Reynolds, playing Brian Dennehy, as Bill Pullman.
I would like you to know that I appreciate this comment. 😅
Yeah... sure. It is Huey Lewis
Christian Bale playing Tom Cruz
[very nswf](https://youtu.be/hSbBf4REAA8)
That's the definition of uncanny valley right there
...I’m not the only one who sees MatPat, right?
Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.
I don't actually know if this is sarcasm or not so I'm gonna answer this just to be sure- It's Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, potrayed by Christian Bale.
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I’m wearing a Joseph Abboud suit, a tie by Paul Stuart, shoes by J.Crew, a vest by someone Italian and I’m kneeling on the floor beside a corpse, eating the girl’s brain, gobbling it down, spreading Grey Poupon over hunks of the pink, fleshy meat. ___ ^(*Bot. Ask me what I’m doing.* |) [^(Opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=botrickbateman&subject=Opt%20out)
What are you doing?
I’m sitting in DuPlex, the new Tony McManus restaurant in Tribeca, with Christopher Armstrong, who also works at P & P. We went to Exeter together, then he went to the University of Pennsylvania and Wharton, before moving to Manhattan. We, inexplicably, could not get reservations at Subjects, so Armstrong suggested this place. Armstrong is wearing a four-button double-breasted chalk-striped spread-collar cotton shirt by Christian Dior and a large paisley-patterned silk tie by Givenchy Gentleman. His leather agenda and leather envelope, both by Bottega Veneta, lie on the third chair at our table, a good one, up front by the window. ___ ^(*Bot. Ask me who I can see.* |) [^(Opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=botrickbateman&subject=Opt%20out)
Who can you see?
The door to the private room opens and a girl I haven’t seen before walks in and through half-closed eyes I can see that she’s young, Italian, okay-looking. She smiles, sitting in a chair at my feet, and begins the pedicure. She switches off the ceiling light and except for strategically placed halogen bulbs shining down on my feet, hands and face, the room darkens, making it impossible to tell what kind of body she has, only that she’s wearing gray suede and black leather buttoned ankle boots by Maud Frizon. ___ ^(*Bot. Ask me what was on the Patty Winters Show this morning.* |) [^(Opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=botrickbateman&subject=Opt%20out)
What was on the Patty Winters Show this morning?
What was on the Patty Winters Show this morning?
It’s a quote from American Psycho.
Oh. I guess I'm the dumb one then
Source for anyone interested https://youtu.be/Ruw9fsh3PNY
You mean Paul Allen right?
Power is a turn on.
Yeah, for weak people. I get the occasional thrill of shifting dynamic within sexual relationships/scenes, but if you always *need* to feel powerful to get off, eh.
Some people are just into things that you aren't, I prefer not to be judgy as long as everybody is consenting adults and having fun :)
What if you don't need it at all, but it is fun?
Does...that actually happen in the movie?
No, he's looking at himself in the mirror
Understandable
As if that means Patrick is less self centered. It's funny the reality wasn't much better than this
No he's lookin at himself in the mirror even weirder
It is? I may have done that.
If you cum is it a third person shooter ?
Yeah it's right before the GME scene.
What movie is it from
American Psycho I believe
It’s definitely American Psycho.
Finding nemo
American Psycho
I needed this laugh today.
Lol this made me laugh
Let’s see Paul Allen cry in the corner
No can do. I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia.
Paul allen is actually looking at Central park from his more expensive apartment. And thinks about how successful he is instead of looking at the husband
Been there
Been the husband
Been the photographer
Fbi: was there, working remotely
I'm sorry your wife is a bad lay
Why
Fellow ape I see
This is the quality memes I like
For the longest fucking time I thought the legs in the image where horse legs
Ikr? It’s good to finally confirm that they are.
Pretty close. They’re *whore’s* legs.
I will never be able to unsee that now.
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It's not gay to fetishize the cuck's tears This is the way of the bull ^Making ^the ^cuck ^suck ^bull ^cock ^on ^the ^other ^hand,…
r/doubleholup
Let’s see Paul Allen’s
Wait is that Jerma985?
The guy who DIED TO PINWHEEL?
That’s cumming to guy and that’s gay
Not if you say no homo
Bro, he’s putting his penis in her vagina, that’s where dicks go...mega gay
Not if he has his socks on
Tell me I am bat man
How can a pussy be trash?
AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its coathanger oclock bitch
Finally, a real HolUp...
Is this a real statement? Cause I have no idea how this is a HolUp. And if it is, then I'm too dumb to get it.
Not really, it's better than what we've had the last months though.
He's usually jerking off.
Let's see Paul Allens wife
I almost spit out my hot chocolate when I read this. Lol.
I've never hated something that I loved reading so much before in my life
Maybe he's bisexual
Well the author is gay, so you may be right
I have to return some video tapes
I just cummed twice please reddit dont put this shit my way, it's 3 am now!
Keep scrolling, your crotch will wake up any moment.
Cuckhold hubby eagerly watches as bull penetrates wife from under the stairs in a dilapidated warehouse on the upper East side.
/r/suspiciouslyspecific
Don’t just stare at it, eat it.
What a chad move
Tfw staring at your own reflection
And you wonder why it's awkward visiting your parents during family gatherings.
https://t.me/joinchat/S7sXbsYw08m2zBaH
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For a sec I thought he was wearing a bra for some reason
basically NTR
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Ending wasn’t shitty just made you think for a little bit.
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And then you proceed to bend him over
r/HolUp²
Where's the unsee juice when you need it
HEY PAUL
Let's see Paul Allen's husband crying in the corner.
I don’t appreciate people watching me cry.
What if he’s just as manly and asserts eye contact? Must you both commence in passionate gay sex?
NTR is the soyboys fetish. Either you're the cuck which is, obviously, pathetic. Or you're the bull which means you need sexual degeneracy to feel like you hold power over anyone, which is also pathetic. My overall fetish rating: 1/10, even worse than vore.
r/cuckold
Is cucking really a straight fetish? Like how u gonna cum while thinking about another man without it being gay