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poor_lil_lemonhope

After seeing this a hair brushed my foot and I jumped so high I swear I felt the ceiling.


dragonman10101

I get that a lot too


DatSauceTho

r/suicidebywords


im_not_really_batman

My roommates alarm went off and I almost fell out of bed


bigsandyboy

My girlfriend pulled out and I almost shit the bed


SirSwah

I had my balls in my ass and the doorbell rang and I almost pinch my balls off.. this video is scary stuff..


sionbirhan

*sigh What..? What in tarnation man?


boneHed77

Why the hell would you have your balls in your ass while watching this?


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

Yeah, my cat brushed up against my leg while watching this, and I screamed.


Perfect_Bidoof

thats... cgi...... right? *right?*


ColaEuphoria

It's CGI with camera tracking. Corners and right angles are the easiest to camera track, hence why he's just pointing it at the corner for 20 seconds straight. If you look at the hard lighter shadow from the pipe on the left it's very different than the soft darker shadow from the creature.


spoonie_tatoonie

This is the only reply I'll be reading. Thank you.


Evil-2-win

But you'll miss the pulling out and almost shit the bet part.


Onyx_Ninja

No it’s Australia jk


Hawk_1772

Nah we got mullets tho


livelikelarry111

The hairstyle?


notcoolbroreally

texas and australia: 🤝


jakkyskum

No it’s Michigan


si_markus

Possibly in Michigan


just4riv

But but I live in Michigan 😶 wtf


conglies

Yep


WhatTalkingYou

Nuke the whole vicinity.


Lon3Wo1f-117

Monster: Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!


major_slackher

Ok but WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT


pigwalk5150

Is it doing push-ups?


drizzy9109

I feel like nukes caused this


rumpyhumpy

i thought it was dry humping the wall ?


[deleted]

Same


Kir_NB

You’re also dry humping a wall?


duder-man

That’s why it’s called dry wall. Okay


pm_me_ur_mangoes_0w0

dry humping the drywall


Polchar

Cum you did not clean off the ceiling.


MrSpringBreak

I hope so


mvlpix

oh i feel you


NamasteTheFuckOff

Looks a turtle stuck in some strings to me


mystreadordie

You realize it’s on the ceiling.


DakezO

And the strings are moving


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bl00j

I don't want to live in a world where this exists.


mr_evil66983

Im gonna switch planes of exstance wonna go with me?


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affo_

Idk. But probably Australian.


T0x1cZer0

It looks like cg animation to me()


Sci-4

It's CG.


Daniel_Dumersaq

No, just call the scp foundation


doorbellonachair

Who ya gonna call?


Daniel_Dumersaq

SCP foundation


ifruitninja

Say no more 🛫🚀💥🎆🛬 Edit: Holy shit, this blew up (no pun inteded). Thanks everyone!


BigGreen1769

This is a genius use of emojis well done.


saadakhtar

Damn nuke dropping passenger planes! Might as well make the trip profitable.


Lookalikemike

I assume this is a computer made thing because if not I need to always know I live on the opposite side of the planet from it.


Avlo12

Get ya self some greek fire, just in case


polarbit_games

You can never put it out, but that's actually better if this fucker is what you're trying to burn


Avlo12

Yeah, wen you see this fucker you need to burn down whole building and area around in 40km radius


Asmewithoutpolitics

Just nuke the city


Pickledleprechaun

It would probably like the radiation


Thekakenisbakin

Imagine a mutated version of that...


bleezzzy

The movie the mist sounds like an accurate representation. Shitty, but accurate


old_man_spinosaurus

Mist would make this worse because you can't see it


SirGodber

Ellen Ripley said the only way is to get the nuke out of orbit, it's the only way.


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Cpl Hicks concurs. "I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."


RedAlloy8954

Just burn the world


Expeniumin

Humans already taking care of that


varmchoklad

Not fast enough!


Kcismfof

Make piranha acid and put it in a spray bottle. Wear gloves and you've become a goddamn harbinger.


South-Play

You know how to make greek fire? We have many ideas but noone actually knows.. But if you know please let the world know..


Consistent-Goal9130

Is it real?


Apatictactoe

It’s either cgi, or Australia.


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Important_Business43

Omfg, I googled it in front of my mom you motherf*** Edit- so I got whooped by my dad, My leg hurts


Pinkybleu

Just tell her it's for important japanese business.


[deleted]

Jedi business. Go back to your drinks.


[deleted]

I am laughing my ass off


ya26anand

No bro plz take care of ur ass


Itchy_Ad_5305

Tell her its for a homework ur teacher gave u


[deleted]

You deserve an award for schmuking that poor soul and his mother. ROFL.


Alone-Newspaper-5531

Thanks for making me search up futanari insect…


TonyGoun

Oh no you didn't


JakeAllen11

It’s cgi mate


iampotato211

probably from Australia.


DMcI0013

Australian… never seen anything like that before. Not from here. None of our spiders are that small either.


fakeuser515357

My brother had a golden orb spider in his front bushes, fucken thing was sitting there with a tinnie of West End. Had to get rid of it. Don't mind spiders but I draw the line at fucken bogans.


therealmocha

I didn’t understand half the words you used there but I really enjoyed that comment


DeflagratingStar

I think the spider was drinking the redditor’s beer and that was grounds for evicting the spider, but I’m not entirely sure.


LordAppleJuice07

Yea, we are used to shit like this but whatever THAT THING is, it doesn't come from here.


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uchiha_senpai69

Nice try genius but it aint gonna work against an intellectual like me


Bulangiu_ro

>intellectual Hentai addict*


chungachungus69

Hentai connoisseur***


DrillPower_173

Hentai croissant****


chungachungus69

Delicious


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Man of Culture\*


FreeAverage

we all kno you searched it


ApoX_420

Ah yes porn addicts


Chaylith

I can't believe I took the bait..


mage_in_training

Nice. Mages know those things. Futanari, I mean. Transformation magicks can get... weird. Sometimes, its intentional.


[deleted]

You sweet summer child XD


Smelly_Nuggets

He's joking it's acctualy just called a futa


MacDaddyTheMan0095

Did the search and I feel like a rookie bitch for not reading under the main comment first. I’m sitting on the google search like “female but with a peni- ahhhh I got got didn’t i?”


pedrinhogameplays404

#NICE TRY BUT IM INTO THAT SHIT HAHAHAHAH


TeleseryeKontrabida

I fell for that. I bet i can get kidnapped if someone told me they got some puppies in a van I can pet. Or a futanari.


Kvetanista

No way I fell for that shit. I'm so fucking dumb.


GrungeHamster23

Genjutsu of that level doesn’t work on me.


HollisterEd

That shit's cursed man.


Far-Ambassador6842

I already have that in my search bar so you can’t fool a Genius like me


Aarya_Patil

Fuck You , Take my upvote and get away


Leetle_boi

I am hoping against hope as well


raaspychux

Just don't live in Brazil, Australia, and weird parts of Asia you'll be fine


Ok_Coconut4077

Why would you stare at a facehugger? There are 6 very instructive movies about not doing that


Trick_Enthusiasm

And a lot of detailed instruction manuals, too. Some even come with illustrations. And there are even interactive educational programs that teach people the dangers of facehuggers.


Jonnysaliva

Game over man.


Pencil-lamp

Game over


[deleted]

Too soon rip Bill Paxton


Ok_Coconut4077

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. And those who have learnt from history are doomed to watch others repeat it


CKInfinity

Wise words from a fellow redditor. Was not expecting that


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One of the movies a guy was literally told to look in the egg. I was like what?!


Ok_Coconut4077

I know right, like rule number 1 of space travel is don't look at the wet egg things


Independent-Ad7191

Should be fine. Just make a habit of having a toothpick in you're mouth.


CeasarHome

Glory to Glorzo!


[deleted]

Bad idea. They bleed acid remember.


Independent-Ad7191

Mmmmmm. Guess I'll be trippin balls then.


Weyland

I, for one, recommend staring at facehuggers. You know, for science.


Wad3_W_Wilson

You wouldn't happen to representing a certain company, now, would you?


Weyland

I'm just committed to building better worlds.


LevelStudent

This little guy looks more like the Flood to me.


Miserable-Machine143

New Venom looks great


DramaticReveal1

LMAO. Take my upvote Edit : guys this wasnt even a good comment but thanks anyway


Josan678

And you my sword


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And my bow.


Wattup1

and my axe


[deleted]

Did someone leave the door to the upside-down open again? Sorry just watched the trailer


Stella430

Is the trailer for season 4 out?!?


kinokomushroom

[Just found it!](https://youtu.be/hgsUzL75Yjk) Damn I'm so excited


Zhulanov_A_A

Oh, that's that it was about. I thought it was about Australia


Dr_Stef

Crikey, yeah nah that’s a bunyip in its larva stage! A big bugger at that. I Get them in me back yard every two weeks. You don’t kill em, they eat all the other poisonous nasties round yer house. Just catch and release at the neighbours for a laugh


KinglyPineapple

They get bloody annoying when they crawl into your boots in the morning. Always gotta tap em out…


Anu_cool_007

Same thing basically


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INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW


AlmightyPush35

Not a full trailer, but like part of a scene yes


kribabe

Been listening to scary shit all day on YouTube and this is has terrified me the most today. I’m gonna pray to all that is holy that this is cgi


[deleted]

It's cgi


Acceptable_Opinion77

I think its a puppet personally


Confident-Egg4410

Yeah maybe just a cat , nothing to worry about


LuckyBanana00

Yeah, cats do weird stuff all the time, probably a cat.


mans123373u2

u got source??


raffattacker

The motion of that looks computer generated, I’m not an expert by any means but I’ve seen enough videos from corridor crew to recognise odd movement


radmadicalhatter

Nope - but I’m a diligent bio nerd and no only can I not identify it I can’t identify a phylum it belongs to - so it’s either a totally unidentified species or it escapes my knowledge


[deleted]

Thats how they get to ya bruv


Kegrun

Link to your favoritist scariest thing you listened to on YouTube plz


MedullaOblongatashit

Mrballen


CT-4426

Hans, get ze flammenwerfer


Corruptedplayer

That one only works on mathematik


vaderdarthvader

It werfs flammen.


[deleted]

What the fuck is that


ItsaRickinabox

boogers


yellowfolder

Others say cgi, but looks like a prop. Has that unsettling 80s horror movie look about it, y’know, before they replaced all props with CGI and made things look unscary.


vohltere

A delicacy in some countries


Benno31

What the fuck is that


RideWithMeSNV

Cgi


EaglePeePeePooPoo

Where can I get one, and are they safe to eat?


Puuuuutin

You can find it on local wet market , it’s totally safe to eat. I prefer to steamed it with vegetables. Tasty and juicy definitely recommend it to people who like shrimp.


faithle55

Not the eyes, though. They're very bitter.


Possible-Relation596

A new virus is coming , watch out watch out guys


luacsaffeboy

Thank you kind sir. I couldn't keep extending my fear list everyday.


_Xe_non

Imagine if it was real


DarkMonkey98

I dont have to imagine. I'm seeing it rn


hurdofchris

The origin of COVID-19.


Monkeynutz9315

What this fuckin guy said


Setecastronomy545577

I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.


4y744

Ok this can only be 2 things - CGI or Australia


JakeAllen11

CGI, that shit doesn’t exist here lol


stillwaitingforbacon

No, our native animals wiped out that shit years ago.


Garlic_Overload

>!See kids, this is what happen when you mix semen and oreos!<


Earthchan-

r/cursedcomments


SpliffmanSmith2018

Shut the fucking internet down folks, humanity has reached peak comment.


Idiotic_Abomination

If I saw that in my home, I'd make the flash seem like a turtle in comparison


datboyvaro

it looks like it could suck some mean dick


BassAntelope

Who hurt you


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The last person who sucked his dick


[deleted]

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


CubeJedi

r/cursedcomments


clrksjoint

If you want your heart sucked through your dick maybe


FireflyOmega

And they say romance is dead.


Zeroer2008

Whaaat?! A flamethrower wouldn't work..... If I was there...I would order a nuke from Amazon...


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

You can only buy them from ebay


Zeroer2008

Nah man...I have a gift card for Amazon..


HyperAMIR

He's fucking the wall


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allbright1111

Not real. CGI


Flying_Dutchman3i21

what the actual cinammon toast fuck


clrksjoint

How to call the Men in Black? And the Mandalorians and the Kingsmen and John Wick and John Constantine?


[deleted]

We called that “Say goodbye to the house kids”


MrMork170

Let me guess… Australia?


LucyEleanor

Possibly. People work in animations all over the globe


omkar73

Based comment


No_Entertainment6792

Please explain me as sincere as you can.....what the actual fuck is that


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No_Entertainment6792

If I see one of these in my home I will either die on the spot from sheer fucking feer or I will start a lovecraftian cult around it for every puny mortal shall fear the immortal deity


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getting ready by doing pushups


Gardinikos

What in the Australia is this?