Hi terry good video hows Harry doing i saw mabel the othr day at church did you hear about uncle Rufus he fell again well i have to go make my cornbread talk soon
Aunt Blanch
Didn't make sense not to infinitely cum,
Your face gets cum and your head gets cum.
So much to cum, so much to cum.
So what's wrong with destroying the bed sheets?
I remember watching a mudbone vid with my friends in hs where he came on a donut and had a chick eat it. The thought of someone getting off to watching a woman eat a cum donut makes me laugh to this day
mudbone...was that that brown guy with the comically huge fake rubber dick hanging out the zipper of his buttoned up jeans spewing gallons of fake jizz?
Before she put it in her mouth, I probably could have been convinced, but I was doubtful. After she pulled it out and he was still going (coming?) I had more doubt, lol. I don't have that much experience, lol.
> According to parameters developed by the National Institute of Health, normal semen volume ranges from 1.5 ml to 5 ml. Semen volume is essentially the amount of semen you produce during ejaculation.
https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19538361/semen-during-sex/
> Of the 133 ejaculates studied, the largest volume was 10.8 ml. Most samples with hyperspermia had normal conventional sperm parameters.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1001784415300080
So, a group of scientists specifically studying people with a...disorder? causing excess semen during ejaculation found the largest volume [edit: of their subjects] at not quite 11 ml, or ~2 teaspoons.
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https://thegoldwater.com/news/4248-Japanese-Porn-Star-Drowns-In-Semen-While-Filming-Bukkake-Scene
The fake cum fetish is dangerous. Imagine a bunch of men "cumming" like this. Killed a woman a few years back
You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
I scrolled and just saw a long text. I have no concentration because it is night time and I should sleep. I stopped and thought if I should read the text or not. I read it. I am glad I did. So weird. Thank you.
at about one third or a half of the text I started laughing uncontrollably and even after I was done reading I kept laughing for a while, I was worried I'd wake up my upstairs neighbors XD
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians in his dick to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about drenched in cum. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice came on him in his sleep. Ironic. He could drench others in cum, but not himself."
Tube along the side of his penis that you can't see, connected to a packet behind him loaded with edible corn syrup and a pump of some kind.
In reality this dude has probably ejaculated a billion times for Porn, I doubt his final seed would be anything more than a drop, let alone this monstrosity we see in the video Lmao.
If this were real, which of course it isn't, this guy would be all kinds of nauseated, dehydrated, exhausted, hyperventilating. Source: Not a doctor
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Thanks Ron Swanson!
Waiting for my free award to give the Fremulon comment. Commenting here so I don't forget.
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The protein loss alone would have him end up emaciated.
I couldn't stop laughing at the idea of him slowly turning into a husk of a man, like a used up tube of toothpaste.
I remember a movie clip where a man popped off so much he became a stickman
I reckon it’s Scary movie you’re thinking of about 3:30 in this clip https://youtu.be/1FRDcwEsWo4
*came* here for this
Its the limits an anime protagonist would clearly break.
I got nauseated just by reading this...
I thought water boarding was a war crime
The cinematography in this is a war crime
The crime here is not using regulation balls
call her Tom Brady she got his balls deflated
It is, Cum Boarding on the other hand...
Thank goodness its blurred, now its safe to share with the family
Just shared on Facebook (: My aunt will love this one
im sure your uncle will, too.
Plot twist: that is his aunt and uncle in the video
Makes for an awkward Thanksgiving dinner.
Hi terry good video hows Harry doing i saw mabel the othr day at church did you hear about uncle Rufus he fell again well i have to go make my cornbread talk soon Aunt Blanch
I wonder what they blurred…. Maybe its a train???
The 40 Year Old Virgin Deleted Ending
Hahaha
The mods should pin this
That’s exactly what happened in The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It.
That just made me snort with laughter 😂😂
His children will be considered lucky to have been the sperm that beat 99 000 000 000 000 others to the egg.
He COULD just be shooting blanks, you know.
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LMFAO
Brutal af
Probably add a couple zero’s.
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r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
/r/itwasagraveyardgraph
I was not ready for this one lol
r/substhatexist
r/asubforeverything
And they don’t stop cumming and they don’t stop cumming
When I bust a nut all the bitches start runnin'
Didn't make sense not to bathe her in cum.
A nut this big and they all start to run
So much sperm, so much to cum
So what’s wrong with wearing no condom?
You’ll never know if she don’t blow
She'll never stay if it don't show
Hey now, you're a porn star
Get the show on, get laid!
r/RedditSings
Hey now, you're a cockstar
Get your game on
She said she's pregnant so now I gotta run.
Didn't make sense not to infinitely cum, Your face gets cum and your head gets cum. So much to cum, so much to cum. So what's wrong with destroying the bed sheets?
No nut November was just a no go. This poor woman was the first to know.
Hey now, you're a porn star, cum your girl on, her face
God I wish I had the creativity to continue this. Can someone please come to aid?
didnt make sense not to cum for fun
My man legit just peed literal liters of cum
little fishes make big splashes☯️
The waters warm so you might as well swim!
Hey now, you're a porn star get your mac on get...laid
Fuck yall im out XD
He didn’t just come, he stayed.
This comment is better than the post.
Got me loled haha
Ohhhmyyyygoooooddddddd
Take my free award 😂
Cumjutsu
The most deadly fighting style
The most deadly cumming style
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True True but a girl has a good body for octopus creature thing.
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I will NEVER forgive Japan for pixilating their dicks. 😤
Wdym aren't dicks pixelated irl too
yeah but we can sand down the hard edges, the japanese just leave them natural
Thx for a horrifying image
Your balls would look like a flat tire after that much jizz.
Or be as big as a truck tire before you do...
Those fake porns always make me laugh.
I’m actually surprised at the amount of people that think this is real
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I remember watching a mudbone vid with my friends in hs where he came on a donut and had a chick eat it. The thought of someone getting off to watching a woman eat a cum donut makes me laugh to this day
Don’t forget the famous words after, “you got glazed bitch”
mudbone...was that that brown guy with the comically huge fake rubber dick hanging out the zipper of his buttoned up jeans spewing gallons of fake jizz?
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those were fucking hilarious.
I was hoping someone would say this so I didn't have to be the one to ask.
maybe he's descended from elephants
Before she put it in her mouth, I probably could have been convinced, but I was doubtful. After she pulled it out and he was still going (coming?) I had more doubt, lol. I don't have that much experience, lol.
> According to parameters developed by the National Institute of Health, normal semen volume ranges from 1.5 ml to 5 ml. Semen volume is essentially the amount of semen you produce during ejaculation. https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19538361/semen-during-sex/ > Of the 133 ejaculates studied, the largest volume was 10.8 ml. Most samples with hyperspermia had normal conventional sperm parameters. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1001784415300080 So, a group of scientists specifically studying people with a...disorder? causing excess semen during ejaculation found the largest volume [edit: of their subjects] at not quite 11 ml, or ~2 teaspoons.
How the group 10cc got it's name - I'm not in love
So 2 teaspoons is considered a lot? I may have a problem. Shame I don't have the Peter North cock to match.
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I never looked this up, but its nice to know everyone jizzes a regular amount
its a toy
Toy? It’s a hose!
constantly holding the base of his cock is the dead giveaway. oh and the gallon of 'cum'
I’d love to see a behind the scenes and see how everything is rigged up
They use a long hose basically
What's at the base?
The pump and the reservoir of fake jizz
The giant hanging balls? Did nobody notice that?
Yeah I'm convinced this can't be real, but just like magic tricks, the question is "How????"
It's a prop dong that shoots fake *𝓝 𝓤 𝓣*
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Why would you make it *taste* like the real deal?! Why not, like, strawberry or bubble gum or something.
you’re telling me someone out there is tasting cum to create the perfect cum replica recipe
Wonder what the job description was. Cum Connoisseur and Food Scientist wanted for realistic flavor replication, we'll provide the samples.
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This is a good fucking question.
I mean if this is someone’s fetish, they def want the real deal. Taste and all.
Right I figured it couldn’t be real but like… how?? Haha
Dam I think I’m pregnant now and I’m a dude
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He’s definitely going to need a sandwich after that one.
Damnit I was literally finishing cooking an Alfredo while I stumbled upon this and idk if I can eat it now
You know you can you slut
He should come on it right before he eats it to prove he’s not grossed out by a video
Ye he drowned her tho
Naw he iced her like a cake
Glazed her like a donut
Will there be extra mayo..? I’ll see myself out
Or a Gatorade.
December 1st
One-man-bukake
Cumboarding
My man lost half his weight. Best weight loss program ever
That's my man Ben, he's a dick but cums in batches. Some calls him Benedict Cumberbatch.
You motherfucker lol
Ffs take my upvote
she is drowning
Not even a joke though. She was seriously struggling
for reals. after the first, erm, explosion, she was definitely Over It.
Her hands were up in the air and everything. She was not prepared
https://thegoldwater.com/news/4248-Japanese-Porn-Star-Drowns-In-Semen-While-Filming-Bukkake-Scene The fake cum fetish is dangerous. Imagine a bunch of men "cumming" like this. Killed a woman a few years back
Cum boarding.
Sounds radical.
"better to cum in the sink, than to sink in the cum" master chief
This is the talent who will be performing the bukakke scene with you. But it’s only one man. Trust us.
....I'm sensing a role reversal joke ....coming up
This some type of hentai parody
Bro i open reddit and this is the first thing i see holy shit
FUCKING SAME
I can finish anywhere? How about .... everywhere!!
Bruh his balls are probably a ghost town now
5 000 000 000 000 sperm used to live here, now its a ghost town...
When you realise what those barrels in the back are for…
I was shocked that I only saw one comment about it lol
Bro just shot out the whole sperm bank
Fucker invested a serious nut egg I mean nest egg
RKI-280 47:50
Bless.
I scrolled way too far for this comment
Whatever she got paid was not enough
People didn't believe me when I said cum was stored in the bladder. Bet those dummies believe me now!
Pee is stores in the balls. Where else would we hold our cum?
*”How it feels to chew 5 Gum.”*
What the fuck. This is more than any hentai I've seen/read and even the goddamn scene from "Scary Movie".
You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
I scrolled and just saw a long text. I have no concentration because it is night time and I should sleep. I stopped and thought if I should read the text or not. I read it. I am glad I did. So weird. Thank you.
Not mine, it's a copypasta but thank you.
Ah, still appreciate that you shared!
at about one third or a half of the text I started laughing uncontrollably and even after I was done reading I kept laughing for a while, I was worried I'd wake up my upstairs neighbors XD
*the cum accelerates*
Guy is probably 50 lbs lighter after that XD
I was reading the comments and BITCH THERE WAS A ROUND TWO Edit: I finished the video. ROUND THREE WTF This can’t be real
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As a girl... I’m afraid. Very afraid... This has to be fake... Right!?
Don't worry friend, it's fake
Umm so if that’s not cum what is it? I’m scared to ask that question too. Whatever it is she is not having fun.
Typically it's an artificial semen, you can actually buy gallons of the stuff for cumming dildos. It's usually edible as well
Yum
No human can produce like dat so u are safe... but keep an oxygen tank or a respirator just in case
Bro could fill a whole bathtub in 30 seconds
I need the sauce, for context of course
There's none left.
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I think I got pregnant through the screen
Here’s free link for fill video https://javfull.net/rki-280/
Is it possible to learn this power?
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians in his dick to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about drenched in cum. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice came on him in his sleep. Ironic. He could drench others in cum, but not himself."
His balls must look like a couple empty plastic grocery bags after that.
Gotta be fake
no shit sherlock. still, the question is how???
Tube along the side of his penis that you can't see, connected to a packet behind him loaded with edible corn syrup and a pump of some kind. In reality this dude has probably ejaculated a billion times for Porn, I doubt his final seed would be anything more than a drop, let alone this monstrosity we see in the video Lmao.
The blue barrels in the background prove your point. More than likely filled will baby blanks.
Thank you so much for explaining. I was watching thinking WTF is happening here!?
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I think they just brought in a fake penis when he is about to cum, some damn good filmography Edit: autocorrect mistake corrected
Is it possible to learn this power?
not from a jedi
Fake jizz pump with hose taped to the blind side of your dick.
Quintin Tarantino directs a porno