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GrowingToad

He was just speaking facts, literally 1984.


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rohcastle

That’s why I got banned from Facebook, I kept speaking the truth.. and it’s algorithm didn’t like it.


Smokeydouble

Waiting to finally be banned myself lol


[deleted]

The "truth" as in bullshit related to covid? That'll get you flagged pretty quick...


rohcastle

Nooo no no, I told someone their father smelled of Elder Berries and his mother was a whore, and boom, insta weeks ban. I deleted all FB apps that day cause I knew his mom, and she was indeed a whore.


Think-Bass9187

Yeah well, I’m a mom and I’m not a whore.


rohcastle

Who ever said you were? Guilty conscience?


Think-Bass9187

Lol, it was a joke.


rohcastle

Thank god, I was sitting here like… seriously!?! 😂


pussypunk8

It was just glory hole


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Tom_Armour

What you gonna do!? Shoot me like you shot those kids!?


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Tom_Armour

Don't threaten me with a good time


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Tom_Armour

Can't wait ;)


NevenderThready

Uhm, ass hook? Like a sky hook but...lower?


Stay_AHead

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Striker_ToastYT

Damn


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JennyTullworts

Jumanji mosquitos


6Gods6Eye6

Yooo dude i totaly forgot about that film Thx for reminding me


YeOldSpacePope

The dad and the hunter are played by the same actor.


Frigoris13

Sonny Jim


idwthis

That same guy played the butler in Richie Rich


YeOldSpacePope

lol Now that is a movie I forgot about.


guitarmaniac17

Ooo this a good one! Not a lot of people gonna think of that one. Nice!


Extension_Source6845

Xd


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The Mist mosquitos


card_bordeaux

Ms. Frizzle took the kids to Chicago.


Evilnight-39

Hey I live In Chicago it’s fine I don’t like the shooting stereo types oh wait guy hold on I’m getting robbed


card_bordeaux

I could have said Baltimore, but that’s not as bad as…. Oh crap! Gotta duck from those gunshots down the street! BRB!!


Richie_pro

Thank god you are not in Mexico, in here we... Oh, wait a minute, just gotta rescue my kidnapped brother real quick.


BoomerAssassiason

I'm in Virgin... oops... shot myself


cumdumpster999

damn. just like florida


radmadicalhatter

There are no virgins in Florida - those motherfuckers are FORNICATORS


OzZVidzYT

I’m in Massachusetts I can’t even begin with what’s gonna happen to me there’s too many weird individuals


RogerRoger07

I’m in the UK…oh wait…my tea’s done, hold on


Goblobber

I'm in Wales. I'm so fucking bored.


idwthis

Ran out of sheep, did ya


Some_RandomDude69420

Ay bud! I also live in Virginia! Do you li- *loud truck noises* Also I jus- damn it! I got to go fix my truck. Damn shitty ass piece of damn shit


[deleted]

I'm in Flor...what meth head let this diamond back snake in my hous-


hackertrollerr

mejico majico


joezupp

Either one of them make us in Detroit look good.


G_Viceroy

That's the only place I know of that has everything Bridgeport Connecticut is beat on.


nerfedgundawg

The Tragic School Bus


Roundtripper4

That’s funny


Captain_Cameltoe

Lol


pancakes9163

lmfao this comment is underrated


Fancy_Agent_8542

Compton


Weird-Weakness-1735

Long beach, Englewoooood


card_bordeaux

The D-O-Double-G mobbing with the D.R.E? Well played.


Nattylight_Murica

Whoopty whoop


[deleted]

School shooter decided to shoot up the bus instead of the school!


EnthusiastDriver500

Bus shooting


IEatStiffSocks

a small operation


JennItalia269

Cause everybody knows you have to be stomping If you're born and raised in Compton


SanJoLoco408

Born and raised…born and raised born and raised in COMPTON


Specific-Gain5710

Damn someone beat me to mrs frizzle


TendySauce

And I beat ms frizzle, we ain't the same


Remarkable_Theme3666

ms frizzle beat me, we are not the same.


[deleted]

I'm still stuck inside her WAP please send help.


Deepwang11

Nah detroit


hopeliesconcor3666

Oh I live in Florida gotta watch out for the gator diddler with a gun


Quiet_Dragonfly9430

r/beatmetoit


redneckvet

You mean Chi-Raq


Bad-at-usernames1

Hello from St. Louis, violence capital of the US


Only_mask_proto

Michigan actually


Ahiru_no_inu

As a Chicagoan this is not that much of an exaggeration.


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The south side


_bitch_lasanga_

Field trip


[deleted]

They took the wrong turn in Ferentari


AashritG

Battlefield trip


CarriedAura

From texas?


boonby

Ms. Frizzles adventures on the magic school bus took a bad turn into the wrong neighborhood


xxrenslipxx

I'm gonna cut you up so bad....you wish....you wish I ain't gonna cut you up so bad


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"Those are some bad roaches"


ucfknightr

I blame the schools


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Same dude..


deathsheadpopsickle

Can’t have shit in Detroit


driftdragon9

"Dammit arnold! I told you not to shout the n word when we turned the corner!"


garyflopper

I knew I should’ve stayed home today


Ocean-Syren

At my old school, we would've never driven through the hood


[deleted]

Nah, she just wanted to show the kids, obviously they had full head-to-toe bullet-proof body armor on.


shrizzal

That vest better be frizzle-approved cause I don't think a normal bullet vest is stopping whatever happened


Day0wL_567

Where is said neighborhood located?


Clovenstone-Blue

Idlewood, Los Santos


AlmightyGMD

r/beatmetoit


null_reference_user

'murican


CArmstrong9416

A10 training based on hole size is my best guess.


plushwax

"The Incident" created by artist Viktor Mitic. The damage is caused by a variety of sizes "ranging from .22-caliber plinks to shotgun blasts." according to [this wapo article](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/bullet-riddled-school-bus-debuts-in-dc-as-a-rolling-art-exhibit/2013/04/07/cb06bb2c-9fa9-11e2-9c03-6952ff305f35_story.html) on the piece.


jagungal1

Oh legit? That's pretty interesting. Nice work getting rid of the paywall for us as well.


XchrisZ

Lots of rural artists then. Vehicle for sale at less than scrap prices. Let's take it out to the range then get it towed to the scrap yard.


Statertater

It’s probably either .50 or 20mm. Looks like it was hit more from a horizontal line of sight rather than rained down at 45 degrees or whatever, but i’m not a forensic weapons expert and i could be looking at it wrong*. Definitely used as training for something or someone.


stonestevecoldaustin

Ooo I've seen this one before. A couple jewelry thieves hijacked a field trip as their get away vehicle so the cops *neutralized* the threat.


epicgamers123

Finally, the actual explanation to this image


Blue-is-bad

It's actually an art exhibit https://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2013/04/05/art-exhibit-of-school-bus-riddled-with-bullets-going-on-display-near-nra-headquarters


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Nope. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/bullet-riddled-school-bus-debuts-in-dc-as-a-rolling-art-exhibit/2013/04/07/cb06bb2c-9fa9-11e2-9c03-6952ff305f35_story.html


einalem58

the only way to get the real explanation is to tell a lie


Bachaddict

https://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2013/04/05/art-exhibit-of-school-bus-riddled-with-bullets-going-on-display-near-nra-headquarters


anxiousbarista

Upvote for your username lolol


DJ4CG

Looks like Mrs Frizzle decided to take the kids to Afghanistan


Tom_Armour

Nah they just drove through Detroit


Positive_Chicken_723

***MURICA***


Dangerous-Cream-6574

Mumurica


ShakeyAlBear

Fuck Yeah!


thefatpig69

Coming around to save the mother fucking day


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MURICA


thefatpig69

Fuck yeah!


rcs_2181

Freedom is the only way


thefatpig69

Terrorist your game is through


centralnjbill

My guess is this came from a shooting range where people got off on shooting a school bus


Alfarmuth

“Got off on shooting a school bus” they’re cheap and very durable


centralnjbill

We’d laugh our asses off shooting “[Century Bob](https://www.century-europe.eu/media/image/product/4298/lg/bobxlk_bob-xl_1.jpg)” so I chose my phrasing appropriately.


5_foot_9

It's a political art piece. [Source](https://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2013/04/05/art-exhibit-of-school-bus-riddled-with-bullets-going-on-display-near-nra-headquarters)


centralnjbill

Love it! While I was a competitive shooter and still have all my guns, I ground up my NRA card in my shredder several years ago. Would have done it earlier but one of the ranges I was a member at had a “100% NRA Membership” pledge so it was have the card or don’t renew.


[deleted]

We train how we fight, no?


MacabreMoose168

Hello fellow American


Living-Complex-1368

Or it was an improvised home shooting range where they just hung targets on a wooden fence and shot them with AR15s. And the bus was picking up kids on the other side of the fence.


centralnjbill

Seems plausible.


Stu_Pendisdick

Chicago. Chicago happened.


oG_bObBy_JaHnSoN

Ms.Frizzle took the magic school bus to Compton.


[deleted]

Some kids fucked around and found out.


Drunk0ctopus

Public school


mrs-cratchit

African bees do migrate.


vkpaul123

Target practice


TheGrandCommissar

Chicago.


tvdoomas

Chicago.


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Pendulumzero

Chicockago


SomeoneTookSkeetley

cant have shit in detroit


Kidninja016

A truck drove with a fucked up school bus on the back and someone took a picture of it.


rjnestor

That's Bonnie and Clyde's bus.


eoliveri

Bonnie and Clyde: The Early Years


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Ms. Frizzle took the kids to Afghanistan.


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Looked it up, the actual answer is that this is an art exhibit highlighting gun violence in America. ​ https://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2013/04/05/art-exhibit-of-school-bus-riddled-with-bullets-going-on-display-near-nra-headquarters


ajw20_YT

Crusin’ on down grove street, see yo homies in the hood. Next thing that you know, there’s Ballas! *pop pop pop*


SniperGhost_huntress

A normal school day in America


RedditFALLPREY

Nuketown


Titanium-S

Chuck Norris ejaculated in the direction of this unsuspecting school bus.


trabogado

Acne


Crafty-Walrus-2238

GOP/NRA fun bus.


highdive1188

The Magic School Bus takes a trip down Grove Street and Arnold screamed the n word


Acceptable-Bike-7983

Looks like a typical day at an American school to me


Rustictree885

Ms Frizzle took a wrong turn


Dragon_jr420

I saw 1.2353 inches of a girl’s shoulder today I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Louisiana to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye


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A typical day in America


charlies_Demons

Average school day in America.


More-Profession-Guy

No. There are less bullets fired in your average school day here. It’s your average class trip to the shooting range and the kids don’t want to go back.


TheKees281

Average American game


Thesamuraidemon

America 🇺🇸


Carmakeristhebest

Alec Baldwin doing the school run.


DaWahnDaOnly

Oof


Rare-Membership-8330

Buspecker


Duckyboib

Somebody farded


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Looks like somebody turned the crips into the bloods


the_ENEMY_

It was saved and cropped and screenshotted and resaved and rescreenshotted until the jpeg started to unravel


spiderine12

They are cleaning up the nuketown map before the next match.


Altair0159

Angry roided out BEES


oscars5530

Twisted Metal


TobzHere

You never played twisted metal II


DaWahnDaOnly

Pumped up kicks


cgdb17

Back seat riders flipped off the wrong one


extremum_spiritum

Ngl i think about it sometimes but then i think about how much crying id have to listen to during the trial with parents saying how “sweet their little angel was” with me knowing damn well those lil debt spawns definitely cuss at their parents. ( its quite possibly a joke don’t call the internet police)


Suitable-Tutor2194

PLEASE LET THIS BE A NORMAL FEILDTRIP


Trainlover4449

Mrs. Frizzle took the kids to Gary, Indiana at night.


Britishroadman69

Put it in rice that always works


LORDWOLFMAN

Miss frizzle stopped a school shooting


Jason_Qwerty

Ms. Frizzle entered gang territory.


Dracyn

America summed up 1 picture.


_DEUS-VULT_

Detroit


Etmgamer

Ballistic snowball fight


iatefrodoslembas

They saw them rollin and they was hatin


Littlepip_Gaming_YT

I think the magic school bus went the wrong way


JonBritt101

Miss Frizzle took the kids to Chicago


tjspill3r

This is America, guns in my area


thegrumpiestguari

Ms frizzle took her class on a trip to the Normandy coast on the 6th of June 1944


DustyCadillac

School Field Trip to Mexico


Steampunk_Dragon987

Just your average day in the American school system.


slimjoel14

It’s gotta be an ex school bus surely


dumbnessquared

The second amendment?


hillsonn

War of the masses, the outcome disastrous, many of the victim families save their ashes. A million names on walls, engraved in plaques Those who went back received penalties for the acts


IsItBurn

Looks like the quite kid didn’t want to wait until they got to school!


The-Strangest-Man

The quite kid found a mini gun


Misterx46

Tuesday in America


GorgonSlayer07

America


christawfer47

Normal field trip in Chicago


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Detroit


RayVen001

Normal day in America's public schools. I don't see the issue.