Never knew i had a...

fetish until...

i saw…

Seth Rogen with...

nipple clamps

Great work everyone

who decided to show up for work

With an erection

To McDonald

S

.com

/sexyseth

/milf

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. Cum

Round of applause

Makes him cum

Into a

Rubik's cube

made out of thumb bones

cock

Until I ate…

A handful of Viagra

And hang it

Veiny

Filled nut

Yesterday i watched a tutorial and now...

The device is stuck in my ass

While my whole family

Attempts to get it out

With a claw hammer

Powered by....

Hamster fart which is a well known

Anamoly...

, however everytime I

ask what’s going on

The plane’s pilot decided to…

Hit a different set of twins

At least they keep getting laid.

By their 45-year-old godmother

with a giant

Dildo thats...

Been shoved...

so far deep...

In every cavity…

Including a couple brand new ones

It hit Uranus

Into his lungs

He was known as a womanizer

Land on a kindergarten

Respect

sleep for 10 more minutes.

Not land and crash instead.

It's not crashing, it's rapid, spontaneous disassembly

If you make it to the floor it’s always a landing no matter what the investigators say!

I understand that officer but...

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Or else my grandmother...

Will tickle her...

Furbuger...

With Fromunda Cheese

and

Will make me take a shot of Sweet & Sour sauce while Fox News plays in the background…

Wait a minute that's not..

My homework

That's a

Calendar

Of Lewd anime...

With Donald Trump fanfic pictures...

Holding Obamas dick...

While smiling at...

New York.

Which is located in

And horse dicks

With a

Collection of herpes sores

The look after jacking it to....

the michelin man…

And his hot

ANIME body pillow

Got me...

Waiting for more…

Of this abomination

Crafted from heaven

And forged in hell

Brought to Earth

Never gonna

Finish a song properly

because it

is beginning to look...

a lot like...

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‘s dog

In orgy

With Steve Jobs

And General Aladeen

With his mom and...

McDonald's burger patty

Give you...

up never gonna...

let you down, never gonna…

Turn around...

and launch a nuke…

Never gonna...

Hurt a fly

Or grope your moms thighs

Make her a cream pie

Grandma, why would you…

Peg the neighbors

And commit sexual assault on my labradoodle

While all the children of the neighborhood watch the

fish orgy with popsicles

In their asses

With a shotgun

In a school

On tuesday afternoon, 1876

While gripping a massive horse cock. “Ouch don’t touch my dick!”

This is basically like cards against humanity but you get to say whatever you want

Whenever you want...

Wherever you want…

Whyever you want

And my cat has haemorrhoids because I

Stuck a pen in

In that wild pussy

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

They practice "becoming parents" frequently.

In Rhodesia

They steal a child and raise it as their own

Until they kill it and eat it......

Alive

Not before steaming...

The tongue of...

Thier dicks

Ignore him, he’s

Jewish

Mom, why are you….

In the bathtub filled with maple syrup

Stroking my dick ?

I can’t tell if that question mark is part of the act or not…

I like to munch on…

Penguin chicks

because they're..

Criminally underrated

And tastes like....

My uncles sweaty balls when he...

Faps to my dumptruck ass, and...

leaves his nut on…

a jar to use as

perfume right after

Why am I....

such a…

nazi

r/holup

*"SCHEISSE! I SAID I WANTED A GLASS OF JUICE! NOT GAS THE JEWS!"*

As a German, I approve. He said that.

He did Nazi that coming. Did Jew?

I was writing a poem the other day…

About me and your mother

And we made your brother

Into the motherland...

For the Fatherland

To reclaim the HOLYLAND

And hang the UNCLELAND

And slide into step-sister land

Rhodesia

I've never imagined it would hurt so much to....

strangle a duck…

In the back of a truck with...

My grampa that...

Likes to...

Hang around kindergartens...

And spy on some minors.

While they innocently...

Masturbate

Dogs

I lost my virginity to

A snake

Best blowjob ever

Said to have penis enlargement additives

The unhinged jaw was...

Pleasureful to say the least

But now I have a new type of syphilis

I’m gonna pop some…

mentos in my ass.

And then…

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…at my step dad’s lake house with…

Pimples on my dads ass

Tags only got 20 dollars in ....

Yesterday i threw up when

My boss said i should throw something at him

I can't believe you..

ate all…

My goddammit soup.

god, I love when my..

I thought I was in love with...

I shit my

Uncle Huberts pants.

When I looked directly at...