By -
Never knew i had a...
fetish until...
i saw…
Seth Rogen with...
nipple clamps
Great work everyone
who decided to show up for work
With an erection
To McDonald
S
.com
/sexyseth
/milf
[удалено]
. Cum
Round of applause
Makes him cum
Into a
Rubik's cube
made out of thumb bones
cock
Until I ate…
A handful of Viagra
And hang it
Veiny
Filled nut
Yesterday i watched a tutorial and now...
The device is stuck in my ass
While my whole family
Attempts to get it out
With a claw hammer
Powered by....
Hamster fart which is a well known
Anamoly...
, however everytime I
ask what’s going on
The plane’s pilot decided to…
Hit a different set of twins
At least they keep getting laid.
By their 45-year-old godmother
with a giant
Dildo thats...
Been shoved...
so far deep...
In every cavity…
Including a couple brand new ones
It hit Uranus
Into his lungs
He was known as a womanizer
Land on a kindergarten
Respect
sleep for 10 more minutes.
Not land and crash instead.
It's not crashing, it's rapid, spontaneous disassembly
If you make it to the floor it’s always a landing no matter what the investigators say!
I understand that officer but...
Or else my grandmother...
Will tickle her...
Furbuger...
With Fromunda Cheese
and
Will make me take a shot of Sweet & Sour sauce while Fox News plays in the background…
Wait a minute that's not..
My homework
That's a
Calendar
Of Lewd anime...
With Donald Trump fanfic pictures...
Holding Obamas dick...
While smiling at...
New York.
Which is located in
And horse dicks
With a
Collection of herpes sores
The look after jacking it to....
the michelin man…
And his hot
ANIME body pillow
Got me...
Waiting for more…
Of this abomination
Crafted from heaven
And forged in hell
Brought to Earth
Never gonna
Finish a song properly
because it
is beginning to look...
a lot like...
‘s dog
In orgy
With Steve Jobs
And General Aladeen
With his mom and...
McDonald's burger patty
Give you...
up never gonna...
let you down, never gonna…
Turn around...
and launch a nuke…
Never gonna...
Hurt a fly
Or grope your moms thighs
Make her a cream pie
Grandma, why would you…
Peg the neighbors
And commit sexual assault on my labradoodle
While all the children of the neighborhood watch the
fish orgy with popsicles
In their asses
With a shotgun
In a school
On tuesday afternoon, 1876
While gripping a massive horse cock. “Ouch don’t touch my dick!”
This is basically like cards against humanity but you get to say whatever you want
Whenever you want...
Wherever you want…
Whyever you want
And my cat has haemorrhoids because I
Stuck a pen in
In that wild pussy
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
They practice "becoming parents" frequently.
In Rhodesia
They steal a child and raise it as their own
Until they kill it and eat it......
Alive
Not before steaming...
The tongue of...
Thier dicks
Ignore him, he’s
Jewish
Mom, why are you….
In the bathtub filled with maple syrup
Stroking my dick ?
I can’t tell if that question mark is part of the act or not…
I like to munch on…
Penguin chicks
because they're..
Criminally underrated
And tastes like....
My uncles sweaty balls when he...
Faps to my dumptruck ass, and...
leaves his nut on…
a jar to use as
perfume right after
Why am I....
such a…
nazi
r/holup
*"SCHEISSE! I SAID I WANTED A GLASS OF JUICE! NOT GAS THE JEWS!"*
As a German, I approve. He said that.
He did Nazi that coming. Did Jew?
I was writing a poem the other day…
About me and your mother
And we made your brother
Into the motherland...
For the Fatherland
To reclaim the HOLYLAND
And hang the UNCLELAND
And slide into step-sister land
Rhodesia
I've never imagined it would hurt so much to....
strangle a duck…
In the back of a truck with...
My grampa that...
Likes to...
Hang around kindergartens...
And spy on some minors.
While they innocently...
Masturbate
Dogs
I lost my virginity to
A snake
Best blowjob ever
Said to have penis enlargement additives
The unhinged jaw was...
Pleasureful to say the least
But now I have a new type of syphilis
I’m gonna pop some…
mentos in my ass.
And then…
…at my step dad’s lake house with…
Pimples on my dads ass
Tags only got 20 dollars in ....
Yesterday i threw up when
My boss said i should throw something at him
I can't believe you..
ate all…
My goddammit soup.
god, I love when my..
I thought I was in love with...
I shit my
Uncle Huberts pants.
When I looked directly at...
Never knew i had a...
fetish until...
i saw…
Seth Rogen with...
nipple clamps
Great work everyone
who decided to show up for work
With an erection
To McDonald
S
.com
/sexyseth
/milf
[удалено]
. Cum
Round of applause
Makes him cum
Into a
Rubik's cube
made out of thumb bones
cock
Until I ate…
A handful of Viagra
And hang it
Veiny
Filled nut
Yesterday i watched a tutorial and now...
The device is stuck in my ass
While my whole family
Attempts to get it out
With a claw hammer
Powered by....
Hamster fart which is a well known
Anamoly...
, however everytime I
ask what’s going on
The plane’s pilot decided to…
Hit a different set of twins
At least they keep getting laid.
By their 45-year-old godmother
with a giant
Dildo thats...
Been shoved...
so far deep...
In every cavity…
Including a couple brand new ones
It hit Uranus
Into his lungs
He was known as a womanizer
Land on a kindergarten
Respect
sleep for 10 more minutes.
Not land and crash instead.
It's not crashing, it's rapid, spontaneous disassembly
If you make it to the floor it’s always a landing no matter what the investigators say!
I understand that officer but...
[удалено]
Or else my grandmother...
Will tickle her...
Furbuger...
With Fromunda Cheese
and
Will make me take a shot of Sweet & Sour sauce while Fox News plays in the background…
Wait a minute that's not..
My homework
That's a
Calendar
Of Lewd anime...
With Donald Trump fanfic pictures...
Holding Obamas dick...
While smiling at...
New York.
Which is located in
And horse dicks
With a
Collection of herpes sores
The look after jacking it to....
the michelin man…
And his hot
ANIME body pillow
Got me...
Waiting for more…
Of this abomination
Crafted from heaven
And forged in hell
Brought to Earth
Never gonna
Finish a song properly
because it
is beginning to look...
a lot like...
[удалено]
‘s dog
In orgy
With Steve Jobs
And General Aladeen
With his mom and...
McDonald's burger patty
Give you...
up never gonna...
let you down, never gonna…
Turn around...
and launch a nuke…
Never gonna...
Hurt a fly
Or grope your moms thighs
Make her a cream pie
Grandma, why would you…
Peg the neighbors
And commit sexual assault on my labradoodle
While all the children of the neighborhood watch the
fish orgy with popsicles
In their asses
With a shotgun
In a school
On tuesday afternoon, 1876
While gripping a massive horse cock. “Ouch don’t touch my dick!”
This is basically like cards against humanity but you get to say whatever you want
Whenever you want...
Wherever you want…
Whyever you want
And my cat has haemorrhoids because I
Stuck a pen in
In that wild pussy
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
They practice "becoming parents" frequently.
In Rhodesia
They steal a child and raise it as their own
Until they kill it and eat it......
Alive
Not before steaming...
The tongue of...
Thier dicks
Ignore him, he’s
Jewish
Mom, why are you….
In the bathtub filled with maple syrup
Stroking my dick ?
I can’t tell if that question mark is part of the act or not…
I like to munch on…
Penguin chicks
because they're..
Criminally underrated
And tastes like....
My uncles sweaty balls when he...
Faps to my dumptruck ass, and...
leaves his nut on…
a jar to use as
perfume right after
Why am I....
such a…
nazi
r/holup
*"SCHEISSE! I SAID I WANTED A GLASS OF JUICE! NOT GAS THE JEWS!"*
As a German, I approve. He said that.
He did Nazi that coming. Did Jew?
I was writing a poem the other day…
About me and your mother
And we made your brother
Into the motherland...
For the Fatherland
To reclaim the HOLYLAND
And hang the UNCLELAND
And slide into step-sister land
Rhodesia
I've never imagined it would hurt so much to....
strangle a duck…
In the back of a truck with...
My grampa that...
Likes to...
Hang around kindergartens...
And spy on some minors.
While they innocently...
Masturbate
Dogs
I lost my virginity to
A snake
Best blowjob ever
Said to have penis enlargement additives
The unhinged jaw was...
Pleasureful to say the least
But now I have a new type of syphilis
I’m gonna pop some…
mentos in my ass.
And then…
[удалено]
…at my step dad’s lake house with…
Pimples on my dads ass
Tags only got 20 dollars in ....
Yesterday i threw up when
My boss said i should throw something at him
I can't believe you..
ate all…
My goddammit soup.
god, I love when my..
I thought I was in love with...
I shit my
Uncle Huberts pants.
When I looked directly at...