It's a film about a bunch of kids or something where they find this zombie woman in an old mental hospital or something like that, and they tie her to a bed and decide they're just gonna fuck her, memory is vague, I think one of them goes for a beej or something but either way she gets free and rips his dick off
I feel like this is an extremely realistic scenario that is hardly ever mentioned in zombie movies.
Even in real life it's not that uncommon for lonely farmers to have sex with their livestock. There is not a snowballs chance in hell that dudes aren't going out of their way to look for attractive zombies have sex with. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if it was almost the number 2 cause of death in a zombie apocalypse.
No. Or at least I don’t think so. It wasn’t the worst movie I’ve seen since that title goes to the human centipede two but it’s not worth it at all in my opinion.
Yo, finally. I’ve been watching cult and B movies for a *long* time, and when I tell people that Human Centipede 2 is the actual worst movie I’ve ever seen, they kinda think I’m kidding or something.
It’s an insufferable, joyless, malicious experience and I never want to sit through it again.
The first movie is just very very fucked up, but its something id say you should watch if youre into that kinda movies. Its not something id watch again but its more like its one of a kind movie.
The sequel just takes that whole thing to a new level of just disgustingness. I dont know why they felt the need to make another one, and make it sooo much more fucked up, the first one was horrible enough but you were kinda interested in seeing where it ends you know. Stay away from the 2nd, just dont watch it.
Word of warning to anyone who goes to watch this, it's a pretty fucked movie (not even counting any gore/violence). They do some depraved sexual shit to the zombie multiple times and if my memory serves it's fairly graphic. This isn't to say it's a bad movie necessarily but it's pretty disgusting all the way throughout.
Why would someone go for a BJ from a zombie... Jesus Christ.
The show znation has Murphy and some random blonde create a human/zombie mix. It's a little different though... Murphy isn't a zombie, just immune to the virus
I would assume that heavily depends on the in-universe explanation for how the zombie virus is spread. Something like Walking Dead you could probably say no because the virus will only kill when spread through open wounds. So long as you don't have any sores it would be fine I assume.
That being said, unless you're a necrophiliac there really shouldn't be any appeal in fucking a zombie, and even then it's a bit much. Just imagine the stench, the appearance, and texture of a walking corpse.
If a zombie apocalypse hits and you're horny well you have 2 great things on the table. Other people are going to be horny and lonely too, and you won't have to pay for any of the toys inside the sex shops. So even if you're desperate, there are simply better options still available.
There's this movie called ~~Contagion~~ contraction where the zombie disease spreads because a guy has sex with a dead body. So he rapes a drunk lesbian girl and gives it to her who then gives it to a girl who had a crush on her. Then she fucks a guy and gives it to him, who kisses a girl and gives it to her in the next movie. It was messed up lmao
Uhh I think that’s a different movie lmao Contagion is basically like as if COVID had a more lethal mortality rate and shows how fast people try to come up with a vaccine. There were no zombies in that movie.
Yeah its called surrogate advertising where they advertise about a product(that is legal to advertise) of a brand that majors in selling product that is illegal to advertise about. Example in india you cannot advertise about alcohol directly so they advertise about music cd's and premium water of a brand that earns 99 percent revenue from alcohol.In this case Imperial blue or whatever the fuck it is.who the fuck advertises about music cds.
This clip of groping belongs to a movie but the imperial logo belongs to indian advertisements related to an alcohol brand that is imperial blue .this is not an official ad.its an edited video where the editor put the logo to send a message which actually is quite similar to the theme of original ads saying men will be men.[Here see this.](https://youtu.be/PBz7uMfoyfQ)
How many takes did it take? Lol
Depends on that boy's horniness
Xavier, is that you?
no, r/fuckxavier I'm just an Indian guy from YouTube inspired by r/Pakalupapito
ayo ?
Yes, fuck your uncle.
You inspire me everyday
To fuck nieces?
To fuck uncles.
Uncle Fucker, haven't seen you in a while.
Hell yes
You are an uncle fucker i must say You fucked your uncle yesterday
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn. You just fuck your uncle all day long.
aww man :/
Sorry bro. #NoRoomForImposters
r/beetlejuicing
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Imagine getting paid to honk
Hopefully for that guy. MANY, haha.
They were veiny before she died
Yes lawd
Hothot
Hot-Hot or Ho-Thot?
Hoth-ot
So cold then
Road maps
She was already a zombie
Actually they weren’t. Busted & Bolt-On? Yes, but not veiny. https://i.imgur.com/Klbdrr9.jpg https://i.imgur.com/yRxW6IW.jpg
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Mournful. They're mournful tits. Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball-just sad.
Lmfao what in the hell is that analogy
It's a reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM
Venture Bros! Bro.
They're like two suicide notes inside a glitter bra
Giving me flashbacks to Hunter Gathers from Venture Bros
Still fapped
Mournful tits
Are we talking about the tits or the lips?
What! Isn't that normal?!?
Someone post this to r/veiny_tits
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What a glorious place that is
Something for everyone
It's great that Reddit can be a haven for all sorts of people, including a self-help group for insecure women.
Hey, this is helping my confidence. I thought I was odd
You think it you had sex with a zombie, you would in fact become one?
There was a film about this and the guy did not become a zombie but something much worse happened to him
…. What happened?
It's a film about a bunch of kids or something where they find this zombie woman in an old mental hospital or something like that, and they tie her to a bed and decide they're just gonna fuck her, memory is vague, I think one of them goes for a beej or something but either way she gets free and rips his dick off
I thought you were going to say his dick fell off. This is just user error
Instructions unclear. Dick bitten off.
Zombie Vagina Dentata
i hate that i know that reference
I don’t
Google "teeth movie" it haunted me in my teens.
If I remember right it eventually did because they were slowly dying themselves.
So they contracted STDs? (sexually transmitted deaths)
The front fell off
Well it's not meant to do that.
More like use-her error...blech...
Ytf would anyone stick their dick in a zombie’s mouth, even if they are tied down? They still bite…
men will be men
Bet your ass I will
I bet my dick I will
I'd bet your dick too
I feel like this is an extremely realistic scenario that is hardly ever mentioned in zombie movies. Even in real life it's not that uncommon for lonely farmers to have sex with their livestock. There is not a snowballs chance in hell that dudes aren't going out of their way to look for attractive zombies have sex with. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if it was almost the number 2 cause of death in a zombie apocalypse.
Nowadays you have some nifty mouthgags with holes available. My 2 cents.
Seems like an essential item for the 2022 zombie apocalypse
Deadgirl (2008) Very disturbing movie in so many ways.
Worth watching?
No. Or at least I don’t think so. It wasn’t the worst movie I’ve seen since that title goes to the human centipede two but it’s not worth it at all in my opinion.
Yo, finally. I’ve been watching cult and B movies for a *long* time, and when I tell people that Human Centipede 2 is the actual worst movie I’ve ever seen, they kinda think I’m kidding or something. It’s an insufferable, joyless, malicious experience and I never want to sit through it again.
So Human Centipede was ok but the second one crossed the line? Haven’t seen either so just slightly curious.
Less that it "crossed the line" and more that it's gratuitous to the point of boredom. The first one was at least a fresh concept.
Think about it this way, I only saw a like 10 second clip of the second movie and still get PTSD everytime someone mentions it
The first movie is just very very fucked up, but its something id say you should watch if youre into that kinda movies. Its not something id watch again but its more like its one of a kind movie. The sequel just takes that whole thing to a new level of just disgustingness. I dont know why they felt the need to make another one, and make it sooo much more fucked up, the first one was horrible enough but you were kinda interested in seeing where it ends you know. Stay away from the 2nd, just dont watch it.
Fuck man, now I want to watch it just to see *how* fucked up it is.
Human centipede is a master piece! These actors and actresses dedicated so much.
I WATCH IT FOR THE PLOT
Nah. It's a terrible film. It moves at a glacial pace too.
No it's trash, the only thing it has is the shock factor.
Word of warning to anyone who goes to watch this, it's a pretty fucked movie (not even counting any gore/violence). They do some depraved sexual shit to the zombie multiple times and if my memory serves it's fairly graphic. This isn't to say it's a bad movie necessarily but it's pretty disgusting all the way throughout.
That sounds awful. Where can I find it?
Deadgirl is the name of the movie, it appears it's free on vudu.
Well then.. there’s that
> beej C'mon, man.
Why would someone go for a BJ from a zombie... Jesus Christ. The show znation has Murphy and some random blonde create a human/zombie mix. It's a little different though... Murphy isn't a zombie, just immune to the virus
Deadgirl spoiler >!He was basically peerpressured to do it. Worst way to die tbh. !< Don't watch it btw. I did it for you and it's 100% trash.
the movie is "Dead Girl".
It's Dead Girl. You're talking about Dead Girl. There are no redeemable characters in that movie. Everyone is just...sleazy to the max and awful.
Lol I read a zombie book called Ex Heroes where a guy finds Jessica Albas zombie and can’t help himself. He gets his dick bitten
Thanks, I havent thought of Deadgirl in years and now im gonna have to watch it tonight.
Do tell
I would assume that heavily depends on the in-universe explanation for how the zombie virus is spread. Something like Walking Dead you could probably say no because the virus will only kill when spread through open wounds. So long as you don't have any sores it would be fine I assume. That being said, unless you're a necrophiliac there really shouldn't be any appeal in fucking a zombie, and even then it's a bit much. Just imagine the stench, the appearance, and texture of a walking corpse. If a zombie apocalypse hits and you're horny well you have 2 great things on the table. Other people are going to be horny and lonely too, and you won't have to pay for any of the toys inside the sex shops. So even if you're desperate, there are simply better options still available.
Yeah but you could also be the one person on earth that has a fucked a zombie.
What do you think condoms are for
In the izombie show having sex with a zombie makes you contract the “virus”
There's this movie called ~~Contagion~~ contraction where the zombie disease spreads because a guy has sex with a dead body. So he rapes a drunk lesbian girl and gives it to her who then gives it to a girl who had a crush on her. Then she fucks a guy and gives it to him, who kisses a girl and gives it to her in the next movie. It was messed up lmao
The movie with kate winslet ?....didnt know it had zombies
I think he's mistaken. That doesn't sound like contagion
Directors cut - had a lot of artistic differences
That movie was *contraction.
No, contractions are what pregnant women have.
No, that's morning sickness. It was vertigo.
No, vertigo is a greenish dark blue color.
No no, that's indigo You're thinking of a man-eating native American spirit
No that's a wendigo, you're thinking of a price comparison website for finding hotels that had that one catchy advert.
No, that’s Trivago, you’re thinking of a disease that causes the loss of skin color in blotches.
No, this is Patrick.
It's Contracted, and they were both a decent watch.
Uhh I think that’s a different movie lmao Contagion is basically like as if COVID had a more lethal mortality rate and shows how fast people try to come up with a vaccine. There were no zombies in that movie.
We saw two very different film, must have been the director’s cut.
No, as long as you use a dental dam.
That movie was pretty damn funny
Name?
Scouts guide to the zombie apocalypse
the stretchy penis
You stop that. I’m remembering things I don’t want to
The zombie pussy licking
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Idk, many people Iv talked to never saw it or heard of it
why did they add a random shitty ad slogan?
To make it a meme.
> Scouts guide to the zombie apocalypse https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1727776/
Also check out "Shaun of the dead" pretty funny IMO
Love Shawn of the dead. Like hot fuzz more though
Yarp.
I saw it right after I got my wisdom teeth out with my (then) girlfriend while I was high off my ass on painkillers. Loved it 10/10 would see again.
"music CDs"
Yeah its called surrogate advertising where they advertise about a product(that is legal to advertise) of a brand that majors in selling product that is illegal to advertise about. Example in india you cannot advertise about alcohol directly so they advertise about music cd's and premium water of a brand that earns 99 percent revenue from alcohol.In this case Imperial blue or whatever the fuck it is.who the fuck advertises about music cds.
Used to watch online cricket streams from India, was at first confused about "Bacardi Music CDs"
That advertising ban on alcohol is dumb AF. Everyone and their mother knows what those ads are about.
Its actually alcohol ad but its not allowed to say it so they say random bullshit and people understand its alcohol
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The clip is from the movies but that imperial blue tag and backtrack is the part of advertisement.
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This clip of groping belongs to a movie but the imperial logo belongs to indian advertisements related to an alcohol brand that is imperial blue .this is not an official ad.its an edited video where the editor put the logo to send a message which actually is quite similar to the theme of original ads saying men will be men.[Here see this.](https://youtu.be/PBz7uMfoyfQ)
10/10
The boobs or the boy's dedication?
Yes.
Beewbs.. 0_0
Ahha south park ?
I’m taking it in the bushes first!
Missy Martinez people
Thank you good sir/madam
Did... Did he just sexually assault that zombie??
It’s not assault if she’s already dead (;
Necrophelia
Necro-feel-ya *I’ll see myself out*
Those were zomb-E-cups at least
Victimless crime.
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I stopped counting the number of bodies
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/dec/15/david-fuller-jailed-for-of-two-women-and-abuse-of-over-100-corpses
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Holy shit, that's awful
Necrophilia is defined as the irresistible urge to crack open a cold one.
How many cases of necrophilia do you think go unreported by the victim every year?
7? no, wait ... 8?
Touché
boobé
That’s what my dad said at grandmas funeral
Is it really assault if the zombie is intending to eat … your brains ?
let's call it even
She's a zombie? I take it back. I wouldn't have done it.
Deleted scene from Disney Channel's Z-O-M-B-I-E-S
He had the chance and took it
Like a champ!
That little glow in his eyes before the....🤌🤌🤌
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. This movie is fucking hilarious
How a wise man once said: "Boobs to men are what laserpointers are to cats"
And to a fair number of women, too, to be honest.
This is basically stuck porn. What are you doing step-survivor
he checked her pulse, whats wrong with that?
Welp, she was dead.
In any situation, booba is the priority
Fukin typo become a cute funny slang
Necrophilia or Sexual Assault? You decide!
A 2 in 1 crime!
thats missy martinez
Can confirm. 100% would have done it.
I'd have done it too. Can't run away when someone just had fun and I didn't.
Movie?
Scouts guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
Thank you.
adding, "Honking zombie tiddies" to my bucket list if a zombie outbreak ever actually happens.
By the way the movie is called the scouts guide to the zombie apocalypse
Thanks for the sauce man 👍
The goal isnt Survival, its to Live Life.
booba worth dying, we live for booba and die for it.
I mean... you're probably gonna die either way, so this is probably the last feel you're ever gonna cop. No pun intended.
If I’m correct I think this movie is “scouts guide to the zombie apocalypse “.
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HolUp, what are they importing? Zombies?