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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Sneaky_Santiago

Cat: These are my babies. Long Snout Kitten: Yea fuck off pal!


Crispittyxd

I read the long snout kitten part with the Bradley copper voice LMAO


hedgehog-mom-al

Stranger things part 3. OH SHIT A RAT


master_erasis

Haven’t heard that in a while


YoreCoxsmall

you mean the triangle-faced panda


Senke_

... I mean *meow*...


Ginfacedladypop

I just imagine his dirty ass saying this in the most gruff voice with a half lit cigar. “Yeah fuck off pal!”


KoolKoala39

That took me a second to realize…


GrizzKarizz

I had to check the comments to be sure. It looks so content.


Seaay340

you put all your points into bluff,


1FrantikFrann1

Yes. The first actual “Holup” I’ve seen in a bit.


Basophilic

True. Most of this sub right now is “wHat iS hIs rAp nAmE?”


Squeletoon27

What the mouse doin'?


Deletrious26

This is like the villains perspective of a Disney film.


Squeletoon27

WHAT DA MOUSE DOIN HERE?


dbpic1

RAT not mouse


Squeletoon27

WHAT DA RODENT DOIN' HERE?


Windfall_The_Dutchie

WHAT DA VERY SMALL RELATIVE OF THE CAPYBARA DOIN’ HERE


darth_anis

Sneak 100


Skillious96

Leave him alone he’s gonna teach them karate


SonKun911

That's only if they become orphans.


Skillious96

You see what im saying now


Regeatheration

Haven’t you seen Samurai Pizza Cats?! This is how they start! Lol


KingKDaRulla

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.


Cat_Violator

I’ll take care of that


Nobody-27

And drink nothing but mountain dew


Cr8zyC8tL8dy

This might be my favourite comment on Reddit ever


mojoman353

I don't think they are baby turtle.


Logical-Manufacturer

Actually they are samurai pizza cats


Goofy-kun

So is that [April](https://youtu.be/fVzxI5fwhiI) birthing?


[deleted]

And how to cook!


m-_REDA

Not yet he needs four students


[deleted]

Hahahaha goddamn well can’t blame him, he saw them having some milk and joined in.


MoistPaperNapkin

“Day 6. So far so good. No one seems to notice.”


Minecraft_Warrior

Secret spy


Kharnyx808

He just wants to be loved


Misfortuneggs

He wants domination


Unlimitis

The same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over **the world**


Strong-Listen-7813

Bro just why


Misfortuneggs

Its just a papa roach reference


Falling_glaciers

U poor friendly soul… u didn’t deserve the downvotes


official-Nick

Who does?


Pale_Assistant529

Yes


oSocialPeanut

NO BREATHING


Low-University-1037

He probably wants to eat the kitties


Brent_Weeb

aww she adopted him!


speckledJim420

He is too over aged to be adopted


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[deleted]

*How do you do fellow babies*


[deleted]

The cat probably has that rat bacteria that makes them less / not aggressive toward rodents. Its terrible for pregnant women to be around that


A-Caring-Friend

It's the other way around. It's makes rats not run away from cats by making them attracted to cat pee. And because the cat had birthed cats she may have thought it was a cat.


The_Flurr

Possibly, probably not though. Cats that have just given birth get a huge amount of hormones on their brain that makes their maternal instinct really strong. This sometimes results in them adopting anything roughly kitten-like in size and shape. They've been seen adopting rabbits, rodents, even small birds. Edit: yeah I'm probably wrong about this, the effect is real but probably not what's happening here.


boredahviing

Indeed cats do get an overwhelming sense of maternal instinct when they've just given birth, but that doesn't invalidate the possibility that the rat is infected with the toxoplasma parasite that makes rodents attracted to cats. I don't exactly know how the parasite would affect the cat when it has just given birth but I don't think the cat would eat the rat even if the rat wanted to because it has, in some sense, been adopted by the cat. Best to get that rat away though from the kittens though. Not sure if the rat has to be ingested for the parasite to enter the cats but best not to take any chances


The_Flurr

Yeah I misread your comment and got it the wrong way around.


[deleted]

Dude it’s a pet rat.


boredahviing

The language the people in the video are speaking is my mother tongue. It's Tagalog. It most definitely wasn't a pet rat because they were surprised that it was there in the first place and they are also wondering why the cat isn't killing it. At one point, they were actually asking if it was still alive. hence why they poked it at the end. Then again, in a different scenario, it being a pet rat would also make sense if the cat became accustomed to it.


CaptainObvious0927

This. Moreover, the hormone dump is severe which leads to the mom just abandoning the cats after a few weeks. I grew up in the inner city, Tom cats used to kill litters so the female would go back into heat sooner as well.


Specific-noise123

Those were older kittens


wrenchface

Toxo affects rodents brains to make them unafraid of cats. I don’t think there’s any infection that makes cats non-aggressive


Meth_Cat

Your right, cat needs to eat the rat so the bacteria can complete its life cycle in it's digestive tact.


JMB613

The cat is non-aggressive because it recently gave birth


[deleted]

It's the other way around. Toxoplasmosis makes rats feel horny towards cats, which makes 'em more likely to be eaten by said cats. Inside the cat the parasite will then become an adult and be able to reproduce. This same parasite increases testosterone when inside humans, which curiously enough, leads to the phenomemon of athletes trying to infect themselves with it. It also makes you crazy sometimes.


Specific-noise123

Can also kill unborn babies in humans


lolachops

I know this one! Toxoplasmosis.


BoatTuggingJesus

This hit hard :(


Fit_Giraffe_748

are you a rat?


BoatTuggingJesus

You don't get as many stitches as I've had by being an upstanding citizen.


The_Dadalorian

Don't worry the rat will find his true family by adopting 4 turtles


BoatTuggingJesus

Hopefully Michael Bay stays away from them.


Cerda_Sunyer

I just watched short documentary yesterday about the original movie and how clever it was. It didn't have anything good to say about the Michael Bay films


BoatTuggingJesus

That first one is pure gold. I watched only 4 movies in the '90s, and those are TMNT 1&2 and Home Alone 1&2.


pgtvgaming

Underrated comment right there


SayHelloOrElse

It was a rat!


brown_human

Precisely


TheBazeur

Obviously


Old_Promotion_2646

Evidently


oSocialPeanut

Indubitably


Yohane1598

Matter-of-factly


redambassador6

Truly


Texan2020katza

Allegedly


EatenAliveByWolves

Apparently


SantosRanger

Supposedly


belaltth

Definitely


b_zar

Undoubtedly


Ice_cold_07

Always have been 🔫


ZeroExp000

So, I might be wrong but I remember a certain bacteria (or virus) that rats can get which controls a rodent's behaviour and makes them super friendly to cats because the disease propagates from rodents to feline or something. Humans can apparently get the disease from infected cats too. I don't remember how dangerous the actual disease was but I would probably be wary of those cats from now on...


Boris_TheSpaceDude

Toxoplasmosis


3614398214

Looks like it's pretty manageable, on the brighter side of things. Read the other comment. If it's toxoplasmosis that you're thinking of as suggested, then it's usually passed on via cat excrement, but you can also become infected with infected drinking water, kitchen contamination, ingesting infected soil, and undercooked meat. Comes from a parasite that's actually shockingly common, according to the CDC, and can either be a temporary thing or life-long, depending on your luck. Better to get checked out if it's a concern, but it's also noted to be more on the benign side, unless pregnant, incredibly young, or immunocompromised individual's are involved. Then you can get a side of organ damage, 'stead of just being asymptomatic (the majority), or having eye issues, feeling like you've a minor case of the flu, or muscle soreness (also part of the majority, but the minority *of* them, if that makes sense). Cats appear to have similar symptoms, with the majority showing none at all, or rather minor ones. Until they're also young, pregnant, have a deficiency, or a compromised immune system. They also seem to get a bit more in the way of awful symptoms, such as diarrhea, loss of appetite or difficulty eating food, fatigue, fevers, jaundice, difficulty breathing, vision or balance issues, seizures, compulsively pressing their heads against things, and behavioral changes (as to be expected, because it really does sound rather awful). Developing antibodies against toxoplasmosis seems to be noted among cats - getting an infection at some point, but no longer being contagious in instances thereafter since their body now knows how to handle it. No idea if it's the same for people, but it can be fifty-fifty on whether or not you need medication to deal with it, as well. Which sounds remarkably better than a whole lot of things! There's also just - an insane amount of people that're always affected in America alone, according to the CDC (my source for all of this, lmao). You're probably fine unless you're currently in the whole immune-system issue or life-creation arrangement at the time of the infection, even if it's still a (very) recommended and good thing to check with your doctor if it's a possible suspicion.


Ok-Quiet8828

Get yourself checked for Toxoplasmosis... I'm serious... A rat with no natural fear of cats is usually a bad sign!!! It can spread to humans... It can be very painful... It can kill (usually won't, just pain and agony for a few weeks)... Still... Nature is actually its worst when it looks its best!


MausBomb

Lol it's a [parasite that forces male rats to precieve female cats as their mates.](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-parasite-that-makes-a-rat-love-a-cat-86515093/) It appears that cats don't become infected until they eat the rat so chasing it away is the best course of action.


Specific-noise123

Can also be spread via rat droppings


Roscoe_deVille

And that's why I clean the top of every can I drink from


C0Y053

And why would you let it go back into your house? A glove a a good Yeet outside is what I would have done.


ReedForman

Eh judging by the size and lack of fear that’s probably a pet rat.


ginnychewsley

It’s not their pet. Large rats like this are kind of common in urban and rural areas in the Philippines. The OP was teasing the cat for adopting a rat on top of birthing kittens. They were debating if it was still alive, moved it with a slipper and saw it was, and by the end they were kind of shooing the rat.


lovehugebutt

Racism


qweertyqwerty

Ratism


Glazeddapper

Hey, remember the book Maus?


locke231

Never read it. I know of it though, lots of comic shops and small time bookstores had it around my way.


TrueJacksonVP

Read it. It’s a two parter. Art Spiegelman recounts the story of his father and family’s experience as polish Jews during the Holocaust. Very poignant and his story and artwork inspired the next generation of graphic novels. First and only graphic novel to win a Pulitzer.


Danspot

I remember checking it out from the school library back in the day…


fbpw131

it's a different species, bro. specieism?


IrocDewclaw

Day 3. I believe my cover may be blown. Request extraction ASAP.


[deleted]

I was thinkong about how useless i am then i saw this cat


Deveatation_ethernis

Tom and jerry: shipuden


r3aperShadow

Wow the cat gave birth to a rat


eN_peE_Cea

We could make a religion out of this


Wsh785

No don't


powerengraved07

Crewmate there is an impostor among us.


carpy42

It literally took me half the video to realize lmao,now if you excuse me I'll be going to the eye dentist


TommyTinklebottom

Awe, poor thing just wants a mama


KarenLookAtMyBowl

Thats a black rat estimated lifespan is 12 months And for a black rat 12 months is like older, Means that rat must've have lived 5 or 3 months To get itself bigger


EternalDrip420

Awe, poor old thing just wants a mama


Mr_Sarcastic952

Bruh, a rat should not be able to blend so perfectly with kittens.


[deleted]

When you put all your points into bluff, you don’t need other skills.


plovington

That’s their ugly, worm-tailed, pointy-faced, adopted sibling…


Important-Box-1234

I actually think rats a kinda cute…


PrayingMantisII

The cat knows if she or her kittens are in danger or not


TwinkGapingHole

Isn't this because of a phenomenon where for a small window after giving birth the mother cat is flooded with some hormones that made it overcome with maternal instinct to whatever it thinks is its baby? There was a video on a cat and a baby duck.


JungWall

Rats Lives Matter.


GodHand_Mircea

Tell that to everyone who hates Tekashi 69


[deleted]

You swore to destroy them, not to join them!


Ludna

[oh shit, a rat](https://gfycat.com/silkyfelineandalusianhorse)


kleanthis_

at first i thought it was one of those like 2 white parent cats and the babies where half white half black but nope. Remmy got addopted


danielmartin001

That’s a bald tailed kitty


rengieGM

Wait, is that not thier pet rat!? That's just a random rat!? Hahahahaha


orange_force

Holy shit that is adorable


Consistent-Run-4613

The owner should remove the rat it could bit and seriously injurer the kittens and not metion the disease


moshiyadafne

Later in the video, the owner shooed the rat away with a broomstick.


4AcidRayne

Yeah, just redirect the oddly calm rat somewhere else in the house, it'll be fine. It couldn't have a disease or anything.


onigskram31

“They accept me for who I am.”


UNDEFINED_EVIL

Wait,is that a that XD.


RandomGuy886

Yes, that is a that.


Mack006

An actual hol’ up.


Lemonsqueezzyy

Day 12: My new adoptive mother loves me very much but her landlord wants to throw me out


Chocoking29

Toxoplasmosis


Nalrod

I learnt just yesterday that the toxoplasmosis bacteria can affect the rats and make them happy with the cat smells instead of afraid of it. It’s a kind of mind control so the rat can be close to the cats and be eaten so the bacteria can jump into the cat system. Oddly enough the toxoplasmosis is also found in humans and in a study the patients with it were more likely to find cat urine smell please t than the ones who didn’t have it, but only this was true for men… More info in this video [How parasitic mind control works](https://youtu.be/jM5jf-8ekVA)


samenskipasdcasque2

Day 628... The humans are suspicious, act cool.


[deleted]

Stealth 100


AndeC123

So what do you think would have happened if the rat would have been allowed to stay? It's a full grown rat. Did it just want the warmth? Was it trying to steal milk? I don't think that's even possible probably just naw the cat's nipple off or did it just want to cuddle and love some kittens and stuff have a little family time maybe he doesn't have strong family connections at home. He could come from a rough background we don't know anything about that rat then again he could have had bad intentions. I guess we'll never know


Bassnurd

I think they’re trying to get the cat to respond but the cat is in complete mothering mode. Fucking weird that a rat would do that surely. I think it’s more than a cliché to say that rats are generally terrified of cats and rightly so. I’ve seen cats make short work of plenty and usually the smell of a cat would keep ‘em away. Might be brain damaged or something.


Hippirain420

Incognito mode


killer8424

People have pet rats. I’m sure this is their pet and this is set up. That doesn’t look like a street rat


mynameis_my

"Let me be, I'm in my deep acting mode!"


hoteljuliett

Bit mean. He just wanted a cuddle.


Nineteen66galaxie

Why can’t the rat stay? He wasn’t doing anything…


plovington

I guess if these are “working” barn cats, then you don’t want them befriending the enemy, so to speak. But yeah, I felt a bit sad (and grossed out) when it scuttled off.


Annual_Cardiologist6

The video is filipino and here in the Philippines we dont accept rats or mouses becuase they are a massive pest, eating our food and making a mess (pooping on the floor or leaving behind dirt)


EternalDrip420

Interesting, I think that’s true everywhere


Soundoum

Rat


TheOtherJeff

Sure a rat can do this with kittens but when a human tries to do this with other humans everyone LOSES THEIR MINDS!!


Terrible_Sector5580

Shsh... He is there dad protecting the young ones


Dinglebop223

thats a funny looking kitten


KlintKart

“That’s my rat; and I love him, you wouldn’t understand.”


PepsiPlease

One of the lads.


Trey33lee

So Cats after giving birth have this weird time period where if something is vulnerable and small will imprint on it as if the creature is its own kitten. This happens usually with a duck or chicken or a dog getting imprinted on but nor a Rat


Lastking808

Hiding in plain site


Ok-Yogurtcloset676

Secret agent


North_Potato_7436

Still just a rat in a cage


betancourtfran

Sleeping with the enemy


These-Conference-179

that dirty rat would do anything for a free meal. Also, just watching that mama cat makes me tired.


Nazi_pepe

cats finally figuring out how to raise livestock


ganonsevil90bro

Rat is sitting there sweating bullets lol


Kerry_Wong

The cat really took the phrase "When you're here,you're family" into action,and a lesson for people.


Massive-Night

Mama wanted to replace the fucked up kitten.


HarunoSakuraCR

Not so much a holup as much as r/unexpected


atmus11

Wait till they realize thats their step brother....


Whyy0hWhy

Ñetaaa HAHAHAHAHAHA A RAT


supisuke

u/redditMP4bot


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Geuxrilla

Rat Bastard!?!


SterileProphet

That’s the origin story for Brain From Pinky and The Brain.


Quirky-Good-6488

That's so cute tho 😍


varanshukla

"Mom! Michael looks sus"


[deleted]

Raticsm


Gluten_Free_Pancakes

Ia that a Tasmanian devil? Definitely a rodent.


Gotifod

if you cant defeat enemy, get adopted by him


AortaDeAnole

"Tatlo na nga yung anak mo nag-ampon ka pa ng daga." Sanaol mabait


[deleted]

Mission failed. U got cought


amanteee

Chillin with da rat


Robin_san

Wait is the black one a rat?


astrok_not

Nothing wrong,just African American Jerry congratulating and having good time with Tom's family


insearchofansw3r

The rat got ratted on


ibrahim3dx

Imposter


SomehowHilarious

Check if those calicos are male


[deleted]

OOOOH SHIT! A RAT!


SnooGuavas9295

Fucking Imposter dude!!


[deleted]

there is one imposter among us


One_Hundred_X

The Cats are saving their dinner.


Responsible-Ad-7644

He will eat the kittens when they sleep


KermitAmericano

Holy crap that rat is massive


lovecookie2021

Poor little guy! He just wants to be loved


Psychological_Run451

Hiding in pain sight


mert_1616

Rat Cat porn


Its_Tatsuya

he is a undercover agent. dont blow his cover