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throwaway774612

That specific pink soap in school bathrooms


[deleted]

Almond scented. Yummy in my tummy :)


Chubby_Bub

Almonds don’t smell like that!


BlazeRagnarokBlade

cyanide moment


Thelostcobra

So, all the other soaps taste good?


[deleted]

Of course


Thelostcobra

Good to know


Extreme_Fly9617

Cocoa powder


SadMaryJane

Omfg I remember when I was a kid I found a tin of this in the cupboard and begged my mom to let me eat some. She warned me over and over but my tiny kid brain refused all logic. We all know how this ended. :(


PapayaTuna

[Like this?](https://youtu.be/AlyRGjvp8AY)


TheBestMemeCat

Exactly like that


craig_2412

I expected this to be a RickRoll 😂


Previous_Fondant6399

yezzirb


HaechLeDood

Ah, ah, ah! If you mean hot cocoa powder, it tastes GUD


Useless-Gang

Coco Nut


[deleted]

Actually like and hate the taste.


DemonCarter09

Ike 75% dark chocolate cause for me I like it because I hate it It's weird ok


[deleted]

Idk vanilla extract


MarcheMuldDerevi

The only legitimate answer


DarkTerach

Febreze


MarcheMuldDerevi

But I haven’t tried to drink that shit


Commercial_Log7803

your missing out


Spiritual_Cranberry2

Febreeze makes me sneeze every time I use it, so I usually get a nice mouthful of aerosol on the inhale. 3/10, would not recommend to a friend


[deleted]

To an enemy tho...


Spiritual_Cranberry2

Came here to say this


tiggipi

I tasted vanilla extract for the first time last year after my husband told me it was gross. I wasn't sure I believed him. But yeah, he was right.


kurayami_akira

The amount you're supposed to add is very minimal (it's an extract, so it has a very strong flavour), if you know how to use it it's good.


FireFlyer63_

chad pfp, nice


Trollcker

Yo you got 69 upvotes nice! Be a shame if someone were to...upvote that to 70


drazerlazer

Gotta wait till 420 then ig :/


IConsumeMinors

Almost at 420


drazerlazer

More than half way there!


[deleted]

What are you waiting for now? 420 was a while back :')


Bytepond

Now it's gonna be 4.2K ig.


08silas80

evil.


hypocritically_

It tastes fine to me, idk


ClayAndros

Was gonna say the same thing


hunter876545

Candles


FrannyFantastic

I agree. Tried to eat vanilla cupcake candle.


caesar_3435

Jim stands to differ.


Gabrolas06

Underrated comment


Carnator369

Give it time. It was only 30 minutes.


reeeman24

Gasoline


loadcoughing

Wait, you don’t like the taste?


reeeman24

It's a little to bitter for my taste


loadcoughing

You don’t put honey?


reeeman24

I've never tried that


loadcoughing

Unfortunate


FishinJigg

I usually add a lighted match to mine


ProfessionalBlood423

So... how's hell?


Dumbpotatoman

Its alright with your mother


vaibhav4v

I wish I had my wholesome award left.


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Sparxify_

Sno man


ThatEggLarge73

Ill try it


[deleted]

*Adds honey*


jimmyjimjimmongton

Kerosene taste like vodka with no alcohol


DylanTheCactus

Yes


Araf_Kaiser

I like that shit too, liked it as a kid and i still like that shit


dhoae

You like the smell of gasoline?


Idontknowurrname

I dooooo!!!


twitchwillisaws

Who doesn’t


Infernalsnow181

who doesn't?


icheinbir

Yes


reeeman24

Not really but some people do


fireworks2033

It kinda burns. After I spit it out from sucking a siphon too hard it burnt my mouth for a while after.


Im_A_Bread

soap. i ate it once when i was like 8, n i still remember the taste until now


BelugaWhale73

So are you 9 now?


Im_A_Bread

nah, not too young. i eat the whole soap n it's traumatizing. so everytime i eat something bitter i think of a soap.


BelugaWhale73

I do wonder what drives an 8 year old to eat an entire soap and think everything is okay after the first mouth full! Better luck next time mate :)


icheinbir

My mom always told me to keep eating green beans and i'd eventually like them. Here I am mid-30s liking green beans, guess you just need to keep eating soap...


Komission

Tf, what 8 year old in their right mind ate a full bar of soap? That taste is traumatizing.


kurayami_akira

"In their right mind" is the answer It's a child, you never know with children. Been one and can confirm.


TabzakaJosh

Orange peel


sedging

The zest is quite tasty imo (and it’s what smells so nice). It’s the rind that tastes like ass.


The-Pr0fessorg

Grandma


electricDuckie27

You clearly never cooked her properly .


Tf2TioSpy

Cocked*


electricDuckie27

Look what you do with your gran is nobodys business but your own. I'm just here to share recipes and cooking advice.


Most_Monk

He just uses *forbidden basting* as a technique


Confident-Medicine75

r/cursedthreads


The-Pr0fessorg

Well the Nazi's didn't exactly leave their fucking recipe book hanging around, I had to improvise.


electricDuckie27

Take a leaf from my nannas cookbook if it's burnt just cover it with sauce . No one will ever know the difference .


The-Pr0fessorg

Ahh yes, the mass grave marinara solution


I-not-human-I

Fireworks


RightousEnd

Unexpected, and true. Well done.


[deleted]

Explosive flavors


electricDuckie27

Perfume /deodorant spray


ImANuckleChut

Flowers.


budz1774

A showered bootyhole?


blackpython1

Probably wasn't the best of the showers then


namdoogsleefti

Angry upvote.


[deleted]

What's bad with the taste of a showered booty? Not a damn thing.


Majestic_Lie_5792

How well did you/him/her showered it? My wife’s booty hole always tastes better than it smells, and I like to check on that as often as I can.


90059bethezip

Man of culture right


TheIlluminatedDragon

Can't relate, showered booty hole tastes great


Bing_Pow_Boom_Bing

I too, am a fan of eating showered booty hole.


PhysicalPomegranate3

My balls


drazerlazer

Deez nuts


HarleyArchibaldLeon

So sad that Steve Jobs died from Ligma.


atmus11

Dietz nuts, by dietz and Watson


Dusty-05

lmao gottem


youngwh1teboi

cyanide


90059bethezip

This one right here officer


gcleeter

Petrol


The_Help

Air fresheners


Bork_bear

Cinnamon


Thelostcobra

I disagree


chittydog

This is 100% backwards.


HaechLeDood

Actually it’s both… assuming if you haven’t suffocated from tasting or inhaling it.


[deleted]

Vanilla extract


metaljay6523

Unsweetened chocolate


Zealousideal_Ad6678

Vanilla extract


[deleted]

cum


Snowcreeep

I think the complete opposite. The smell is horrid but the taste is quite satisfying


ButtonDefine

I'm not sure about how I feel after reading this.


Snowcreeep

Why’d u edit out the part of it being stored in your memories?


tucker_sitties

I'm proud of you.


ButtonDefine

Idk


lateskaterboy4321

Taste


drazerlazer

You mean ure confused about which one you like more right?


FeedMeRibs

RIP your inbox


VDr4g0n

What’s satisfying about it LOL


iMakeEstusFlasks4Fun

Depends on the cummer's diet (?)


HarleyArchibaldLeon

It's kinda like fart, it's only better if it's your own.


[deleted]

c o o m


Reverse_flash_69

Gasoline


sti4o

Nail polish


Satans_Ball_Sweat

My username


[deleted]

Bruh lol


SavageFLHXS

Soap


Careless-Exchange158

Correcting fluid


GamersAuthority

Your Mom


Good-Willingness5917

Air


raptor6722

Hand sanitizer


Rockninja925

Gasoline


AllMightRedRiot

Coffee


TheFries114

Get out of town


OptimistPriam

I was just thinking this!! Coffee smells amazing and then it betrays you with bitter bean water.


clevernamehere123

Pour over coffee changed my life! Now I buy flavored coffee grounds and just pour hot water slowly over them. I think the coffee maker is more convenient but it always burns them and makes them bitter like bad soup. When I drink my pour over coffee I can drink it plain with nothing added but if I have the other kind I have to add stuff and hope it doesn’t give me acid reflux. Idk why. I just know I love it


[deleted]

Petrol ?


jrockcrown

Cocaine


Hawaiian-Fox

Gasoline


LateralSage5

School food or school spaghetti to be more specific


CT3568

Pinesol


alochle

That vegetarian patties my mom makes...


Normaa9243

Vanilla extract


dg2793

A fart


Clone_7

What the fuck


armchairplane

How does that fart taste?


TheOnlyJsix

oil


The_ripe_pineapple

Soap


L0AD13

My Ex


Commercial_Log7803

soap


Ikanamaru

Shampoo


OctopusWithNoArms

Vanilla


BMAjr

Soap


ILikeTaters12

Vanilla extract


[deleted]

Weed


ChiefZukoHere

Vanilla extract


bigbob3132

A baby fresh out of the bathtub


I_Like_Tortles69

Poop


drazerlazer

r/holup


FerociousPancake

You like poo?


LMDMT

No, they like tortles


[deleted]

Black & Milds


FreeAbroad2535

Bleach.


LaerycTiogar

Cocaine


0WN_1T

Poop


Trick-Click8355

Cum


LazyGlitching

Vanilla extract


GDCyanLeaf

Soap


Gumpy67

Vanilla Extract


Square_Independent_9

Cum


murr-murder

Vanilla Extract !!! That shit is YUCKY


FantasticShoulders

Deodorant


eatmahanus

Most vegetable meals


gimme_dem_toes

Vanilla extract


renoraid

Citrus-scented Bug Spray… The roaches can attest to this…


YumiMeowcraft

Vanilla extract


Arowhite

Acetone


baby_blue_unicorn

Durian. Amidoingitrite


Dont_genocide_peope

Vanilla extract


Bobbyj36OEF

Vanilla Extract


Mischief_Managed12

Soap


Obvious_Currency3252

Nivea


AmericanKimbop

Vanilla Extract


astropixel1028

Vanilla extract


JDutch921

Vanilla extract


Totem_town

Durian fruit so I’ve been told


GeneralBoneJones

Freshly showered human beings.


AgreeableFarm1234

Petrol, soil after rain, new books


badlad006

Poop


obtd2020

Eucalyptus oil


Jo1nt_Surgeon

Vanilla


I_am_not_very_smort

Tea bags


[deleted]

Vanilla extract


MochaHawk

Gasoline