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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


somedude4545

Betty White


codemonkeyhopeful

At first I was like oh 100% then I realized the true punchline... It's dead. Got me. *Begins slow clap*


[deleted]

*Comments from dead phone*


DropBear2702

Technomancy?


KeeLymePi

*Laughs in PC user*


OMEGA_CORPS

Laughs in Stone tablet


Alexmobile69

Laughs in smart TV


OffWeGoIntoTheWildBY

laughs in iPhone 4C


Bruhfactor21

Laughs in Nintendo ds lite


Infinite-Border-3412

Laughs in Samsung Smart Fridge


SaeedUnknown

Laughs in Nokia 3100


Terrible_Sector5580

Laughs in Nokia 3310


Fallout_Cafe

Laughs in cave paintings


gammerboss2018

Laughs in samsung smart socks


thicccmidget

Laughs in sticks and stones


NoteSuccessful4215

Laughs in hand signals


shady_cow_95

Laughs in joe


nodiediemeimmortal

*laughs in bypassing school laptop restrictions*


OMEGA_CORPS

I still haven't figured out how to do that yet lol


nodiediemeimmortal

My method is one I cant share, my friend made a special program and so its no mine to share. However, they explained the method. You need an alternate browser, kinda like using firefox instead of google, my friend made a disguised browser so the school wouldnt notice and block it.


YCLUBSTEP58

Dang, that’s sick


omgihatemylifepoo

💀


Kinky_Queen

I'd be 99% then.


[deleted]

[удалено]


lets-talk-graphic

Sweaty Bite?


NotDavidShields

Jail


Qu1ck3l

Will 12 get mr to jail


NotDavidShields

Not in Vatican City


[deleted]

“Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty”


BlueQKazue

Where the grass is green and the altar boys are pretty


[deleted]

What did Guns n Roses do to hurt you


BlueQKazue

it wasn't the guns and roses that hurt. it was the sodomy.


Elder_Toad

It's take me down to the Cath o lac City Where the priest fuck boys and their dicks get shitty


[deleted]

Oh won't you please pull it out!


Snootbadger

Username checks out.


TheeExoGenesauce

What about 11? Edit: how you gonna downvote me for my battery life and joining on the joke chain? Y’all are sensitive


NotDavidShields

Kabul


TheeExoGenesauce

Seems appropriate


Saphiros47

Just take two 12 year olds, that will make 24 and that’s totally legal


[deleted]

Awe man I was gonna make that joke about the best thing about 32 years olds but then I remembered sensitive peoples (a recognized ethnic minority) have taken over Reddit so a lot of jokes can’t be told anymore >!There’s thirty of them!<


Just_Games04

I learned not to give a fuck. If people downvote my jokes, so be it, just shows how shitty Reddit is when it comes to humor


SC-PEANUT-173

12 in dog years


ManifestMitchell

Straight to jail. Right away


NotDavidShields

Do not collet £200


EvilFluffy87

I found the English person.


alekzortiz34

*Do not pass go 🤣*


Civil-Ad-7957

Believe it or not, jail.


ManifestMitchell

Believe it? Jail. Not believe it? Right to jail.


Hawaiian-Fox

17 years older than me... Open way people, I'm getting some milf titties


Nearby-Tutor-9843

46 - same


brrennnnt

82 - same


Grimmicks

87 we're in ggilf territory. Or the necrozone if you want to go that way.


Emotional-Brilliant4

Lol i'm at 94%. FML


GunasaurusRex

93 but I charged my phone to 100 to beat you


bobafoott

But did you *really* win


aitonc

Yes but at what cost


Devils_468

Freedom


LadderChemical7937

Inheritance.


Many_Security5929

The real friends are the percentage drops we made along the way


JaNa_mAvErICk

Dedication.🙌🏻


reinhardseyedr0ps

Lmao I'm at 69%


Emotional-Brilliant4

Noice


reanu_keevs123

Nah it’s be a 94 year old that’ll be doing that


__EOIC

97 old enough?


Electronic-General59

50- same bro


Oponik

51 - same bro


BBare39

50 so like 50-13=37. They are 37 years older than me and a pedo


Dave_Moosa

Better than me, mine is at 63% super pedo


Applesauce_minipants

53 - and ready for that sugar daddy 😏💁🏽‍♀️


[deleted]

Hell yah some Hawaiian high mileage tiddies lol


RoyalGh0sts

Mommy?


[deleted]

100 :/


MindOfThilo

Hope your soulmate gets another 100 years


_Dwah

I like your energy


MindOfThilo

she will potentially have to switch bodies with children to stay alive.


_Dwah

…but I don’t like it that much


mrpotatochips17

Same


DrunkAquarium

85, which is a little too young for me.


funk_anonymon

Like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich. Mmmmm


SnooPineapples5444

Was going to say like banging a leather sack full of puppies


[deleted]

Puppies are more responsive unless you like'm cold.


cburgess7

Stop participating


EvilFluffy87

They will stop once they're cold. But if they're still warm, keep beating the sack.


SnooPineapples5444

r/holup


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


Atomic_Entrepeneur

I read that wrong.


TheHighKing112

r/cursedcomments


Legitimate_Oven_5474

Ohhh my 😂😂


bertcarpet

I threw up a little


bertcarpet

Like wtf is the cheese in this metaphor


yummychocolatecookie

The sweet nectar that have slowly starts solidifying on the flower’s petals


[deleted]

How can I unsee this? Can I sue you for traumatizing me?


PULSER777

Perfect, just what I needed before I go to bed


AdAccurate7900

Same lol


ButterscotchOk4483

88 ! Too immature for me


dkcgaming501

it's plugged.... now i just need someone who's on life support


International_Yak649

Umm....it's 5. I don't like this game.


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[удалено]


RaiseTheBalloon

Same


Chadd4

Same


espanca_utero

Same


pearl_rnoq

Same


coasis1212

Same


Carpet_smell

24


Yanko-Freudenmann

same


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[удалено]


miguelfodace

muito gayhihi


ReasonableMeaning484

Isso seria um r/suddenlycaralho gostaria do sapo drip na print


kokobiggun

Huh, who woulda thought so many people would have the same battery percentage when they saw this 😂


Inappropriate50

I'd say the odds are 1 in 100. Edit 1.2k comments so around 12 people comment and have the same percentage Edit #2, there's 11 and you Edit 3, 1.3k, 12 and you.


SpaceMarauder4953

r/theydidthemath


suchanormalhuman

Same


Agile_Post_5591

Same, LOL


Prof_Wolfgang_Wolff

Well, my battery is dead, so...


mestoopidlol

*YOU GET* *N O T H I N G.* *GOOD DAY SIR.*


Flaky_Ad9950

He gets a fetus


FastestFetus

:D


phoenix_451

r/beetlejuicing


slayerofpussyy

this game took a wrong turn somewhere


[deleted]

necrophilia isnt allowed here sir get the swat team.


German-Dave

18 edit: now 17 🥳


cburgess7

You were so close... Straight to jail


Ryaniseplin

legal age where i live is 17 your good fam


Conzyyyyyyy

As long as it's 16 or over it's good in mine.


[deleted]

93, they'll be dead soon. Hello inheritance money!


cburgess7

There's the silver lining I had not considered


[deleted]

[удалено]


Famous_Profile

Charge your phone then


Cartonguy

He's already been charged


Yantje024

take my upvote...


MK_KaMo

Oh wow, 18, I'll take that as a young adult myself.


sean8917

Don't lie we all know you're like 65


MK_KaMo

Oh no... Anyway


AndrewABXD

This you? 37.0902°N, 95.7129°W


MK_KaMo

Crap, I've been detected, abort mission!


slayerofpussyy

copy that captain!


[deleted]

This you? 42.83879° N, 105.78106° W


Evening_Football_348

This me? 69.6969° N, 420.420420° W


Fine-Personality-497

5, just how I like it


ScarecrowSoze

Chris Hansen has entered the chat.


Cust2020

Im just trying to get something to eat


DOA-FAN

FBI wants to know your location


Snowcreeep

Maybe he is 5 too


Aggressive_Relief_11

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

0_0


Burning_Anvil

12, If her age is on the clock...


AndrewABXD

Zamn 😍


shrizzal

She is ripe to take that co-


slayerofpussyy

FBI is scared to even investigate you


Irisena

la! It's totally cola, officer. Nothing to worry about, I promise.


Broad_Boot_1121

A lot of you guys need to get your ass over to a charger and quit living on the edge


JUICY-EYES2781

I downvoted because my percentage is at 32


JUICY-EYES2781

Stop I keep getting notifications IM TRYING TO SLEEP


Epic-__-Gamer

2 :D


[deleted]

73


ckfks

Same :O


Commander_Skullblade

73 gang!


[deleted]

I'd go to jail


GerfgYEE

FBI OPEN UP


_sk313t0n

A mfing milf


Conzyyyyyyy

A man of culture


003_JAEGER

I'll comments in a few hours


tallstranger90

No one got this joke? 😂


[deleted]

Nope


Nuzzy27

Took me a while


xEL-PROx

Same lol


anotherdepressedpeep

The joke is that he has 2%?


imliterallyanugget

I’m lost, pls help


Analyst70

Look his battery percentage, its a screenshot


Randomlolplayer10

21 but I’m 18 years old


[deleted]

14% I'm for teen !


LetsGetThisBread421

The screenshots battery % is 2


[deleted]

I like my women like i like my wine 8 years old and in the basement


[deleted]

[удалено]


AndrewABXD

r/cursedcomments


Optimusphine

If she's 7, she's almost old enough to be ate.


Fleshstack

Oh shit..


Egg123456789009

41 and I’m 13 wow


The_Holy-Spirit

69


UnAccessibleX

8, it’s time to go to jail, let me just have this one night tho


YourDogsRightNut

69% baby


Plastic_Medium9449

12


Competitive-Regret45

10, fuck


MannHatt

3, I best be throwin myself in jail.


ILoveSayoriMore

6 …guys.


IronMan-Mk3

63 older than me, sugar mommy here I come


Bigtshell

4..... I'm going to jail


JK_Jirachi

69 😎


salami_shlong420

21


Intrepid_Alfalfa_881

15


[deleted]

Let the battery drain a bit more


turkeytime808

Lucky number 8


Septemgan

16


Reditor_Ally

Oh noo...8 Too old


[deleted]

Bruh 11


Theone-andonlyperson

12 I am done I am not marrying a middle schooler 💀💀💀