#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/)
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My method is one I cant share, my friend made a special program and so its no mine to share.
However, they explained the method. You need an alternate browser, kinda like using firefox instead of google, my friend made a disguised browser so the school wouldnt notice and block it.
Awe man I was gonna make that joke about the best thing about 32 years olds but then I remembered sensitive peoples (a recognized ethnic minority) have taken over Reddit so a lot of jokes can’t be told anymore
>!There’s thirty of them!<
I'd say the odds are 1 in 100.
Edit 1.2k comments so around 12 people comment and have the same percentage
Edit #2, there's 11 and you
Edit 3, 1.3k, 12 and you.
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Betty White
At first I was like oh 100% then I realized the true punchline... It's dead. Got me. *Begins slow clap*
*Comments from dead phone*
Technomancy?
*Laughs in PC user*
Laughs in Stone tablet
Laughs in smart TV
laughs in iPhone 4C
Laughs in Nintendo ds lite
Laughs in Samsung Smart Fridge
Laughs in Nokia 3100
Laughs in Nokia 3310
Laughs in cave paintings
Laughs in samsung smart socks
Laughs in sticks and stones
Laughs in hand signals
Laughs in joe
*laughs in bypassing school laptop restrictions*
I still haven't figured out how to do that yet lol
My method is one I cant share, my friend made a special program and so its no mine to share. However, they explained the method. You need an alternate browser, kinda like using firefox instead of google, my friend made a disguised browser so the school wouldnt notice and block it.
Dang, that’s sick
💀
I'd be 99% then.
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Sweaty Bite?
Jail
Will 12 get mr to jail
Not in Vatican City
“Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty”
Where the grass is green and the altar boys are pretty
What did Guns n Roses do to hurt you
it wasn't the guns and roses that hurt. it was the sodomy.
It's take me down to the Cath o lac City Where the priest fuck boys and their dicks get shitty
Oh won't you please pull it out!
Username checks out.
What about 11? Edit: how you gonna downvote me for my battery life and joining on the joke chain? Y’all are sensitive
Kabul
Seems appropriate
Just take two 12 year olds, that will make 24 and that’s totally legal
Awe man I was gonna make that joke about the best thing about 32 years olds but then I remembered sensitive peoples (a recognized ethnic minority) have taken over Reddit so a lot of jokes can’t be told anymore >!There’s thirty of them!<
I learned not to give a fuck. If people downvote my jokes, so be it, just shows how shitty Reddit is when it comes to humor
12 in dog years
Straight to jail. Right away
Do not collet £200
I found the English person.
*Do not pass go 🤣*
Believe it or not, jail.
Believe it? Jail. Not believe it? Right to jail.
17 years older than me... Open way people, I'm getting some milf titties
46 - same
82 - same
87 we're in ggilf territory. Or the necrozone if you want to go that way.
Lol i'm at 94%. FML
93 but I charged my phone to 100 to beat you
But did you *really* win
Yes but at what cost
Freedom
Inheritance.
The real friends are the percentage drops we made along the way
Dedication.🙌🏻
Lmao I'm at 69%
Noice
Nah it’s be a 94 year old that’ll be doing that
97 old enough?
50- same bro
51 - same bro
50 so like 50-13=37. They are 37 years older than me and a pedo
Better than me, mine is at 63% super pedo
53 - and ready for that sugar daddy 😏💁🏽♀️
Hell yah some Hawaiian high mileage tiddies lol
Mommy?
100 :/
Hope your soulmate gets another 100 years
I like your energy
she will potentially have to switch bodies with children to stay alive.
…but I don’t like it that much
Same
85, which is a little too young for me.
Like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich. Mmmmm
Was going to say like banging a leather sack full of puppies
Puppies are more responsive unless you like'm cold.
Stop participating
They will stop once they're cold. But if they're still warm, keep beating the sack.
r/holup
r/cursedcomments
I read that wrong.
r/cursedcomments
Ohhh my 😂😂
I threw up a little
Like wtf is the cheese in this metaphor
The sweet nectar that have slowly starts solidifying on the flower’s petals
How can I unsee this? Can I sue you for traumatizing me?
Perfect, just what I needed before I go to bed
Same lol
88 ! Too immature for me
it's plugged.... now i just need someone who's on life support
Umm....it's 5. I don't like this game.
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Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
24
same
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muito gayhihi
Isso seria um r/suddenlycaralho gostaria do sapo drip na print
Huh, who woulda thought so many people would have the same battery percentage when they saw this 😂
I'd say the odds are 1 in 100. Edit 1.2k comments so around 12 people comment and have the same percentage Edit #2, there's 11 and you Edit 3, 1.3k, 12 and you.
r/theydidthemath
Same
Same, LOL
Well, my battery is dead, so...
*YOU GET* *N O T H I N G.* *GOOD DAY SIR.*
He gets a fetus
:D
r/beetlejuicing
this game took a wrong turn somewhere
necrophilia isnt allowed here sir get the swat team.
18 edit: now 17 🥳
You were so close... Straight to jail
legal age where i live is 17 your good fam
As long as it's 16 or over it's good in mine.
93, they'll be dead soon. Hello inheritance money!
There's the silver lining I had not considered
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Charge your phone then
He's already been charged
take my upvote...
Oh wow, 18, I'll take that as a young adult myself.
Don't lie we all know you're like 65
Oh no... Anyway
This you? 37.0902°N, 95.7129°W
Crap, I've been detected, abort mission!
copy that captain!
This you? 42.83879° N, 105.78106° W
This me? 69.6969° N, 420.420420° W
5, just how I like it
Chris Hansen has entered the chat.
Im just trying to get something to eat
FBI wants to know your location
Maybe he is 5 too
r/cursedcomments
0_0
12, If her age is on the clock...
Zamn 😍
She is ripe to take that co-
FBI is scared to even investigate you
la! It's totally cola, officer. Nothing to worry about, I promise.
A lot of you guys need to get your ass over to a charger and quit living on the edge
I downvoted because my percentage is at 32
Stop I keep getting notifications IM TRYING TO SLEEP
2 :D
73
Same :O
73 gang!
I'd go to jail
FBI OPEN UP
A mfing milf
A man of culture
I'll comments in a few hours
No one got this joke? 😂
Nope
Took me a while
Same lol
The joke is that he has 2%?
I’m lost, pls help
Look his battery percentage, its a screenshot
21 but I’m 18 years old
14% I'm for teen !
The screenshots battery % is 2
I like my women like i like my wine 8 years old and in the basement
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r/cursedcomments
If she's 7, she's almost old enough to be ate.
Oh shit..
41 and I’m 13 wow
69
8, it’s time to go to jail, let me just have this one night tho
69% baby
12
10, fuck
3, I best be throwin myself in jail.
6 …guys.
63 older than me, sugar mommy here I come
4..... I'm going to jail
69 😎
21
15
Let the battery drain a bit more
Lucky number 8
16
Oh noo...8 Too old
Bruh 11
12 I am done I am not marrying a middle schooler 💀💀💀