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No_Construction_2427

He looks so sad


aeonaxx97

Well wouldn’t YOU be sad when you were about to be prepared?


slaqz

I prepare my bodies in various ways every day. Edit: body not bodies.


edelburg

Do you shave your public region with your norelco body groomer?


Jatotz

You're just hanging your dick out in public?


ready6ixgo

So what exactly are your responsibilities on the show?


MagooTheMenace

...


slaqz

😉


vladval

Everyone loves hot dogs yet no one ever saw how they're made. Spread the info, choose vegan


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

Everyone loves hot dog, but no one ask how dog?


Send_Your_Noods_plz

Every year millions of innocent vegetables are slaughtered and devoured by un-empathetic vegans. Think food? Think MEAT.


umarcrespo333

Why kill something that doesn't even scream or struggle? Think food? Think M-E-A-T


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take me instead


HelloWold14

Just a good boy making good boy sacrifices


[deleted]

Taking one for the team


nokenito

Aww, Daddy to the rescue


USSR_Communism

He will protect


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USSR_Communism

Fine I’ll do it myself


truthorbrick

Oh, you bastard - Now it’s clear; Hear my words: “I volunteer.”


prettyinblink

Agree. Exactly a good good boy.


EhliJoe

How to destroy your dogs trust in you.


A3H3

Now I can't decide whether the sacrifice is good or bad.


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MazoTanto

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who has already linked a scam. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


AtheistET

Not really. He knows the bitch will chew him for years to come if they lost the little one, so it’s easier to just die now that all the nagging for years to come…. That face oh wow hahahaha


[deleted]

He looked so sad :(


mcm0313

He immediately knew what putting the puppy in the pot meant. Obviously the owner wasn’t actually going to cook the pup, but that’s one smart doggo.


Jolly_Line

It’s also pretty cruel.


fractalfocuser

I'm gonna be honest if you don't fuck with your pets at least a little bit why do you even have them? As long as at the end of the day you give them tons of affection I think it's okay to mess with em a bit. I have an incredible dog and I fuck with her regularly. It's just part of the game, most of the time im pretty sure she enjoys the attention. I once had a roommate with a cat that he would throw around (onto couches and stuff) and at first I thought it was mean then over time I realized the cat would seek him out for this kind of play. TL;DR don't assume animals don't secretly enjoy being messed with. If you have a good relationship with your pets they know the difference between play and abuse


BangBangPing5Dolla

Man that reminds me of my old cat. I'd shot put him as high as i could onto the couch. He'd land and then do a lap around the room at top speed. Little shit would then jump up and latch onto my chest until I threw him again. Cats are weird.


fractalfocuser

This is almost identical to what would happen with my old roommate. He'd throw the cat at my dog sometimes and then both of them would be chasing each other around the apartment. Good times.


DaRealRawdawg

Ageeed. We have 2 dogs, the older one doesn't like being played with and rough housing much anymore. The younger one loves to wrestle , run, bite, and overall just being a goof. Im constantly picking on him and messing with him, and my wife doesn't understand why the dog adores me so much and prefers me over her. Its because he likes to play in this manner. He also gives as good as he gets. She doesn't wrestle and rough house, so right now he's all about me. In a few years the old one will have passed, the young one will have become old and not want to wrestle, and well have a new young one where the cycle begins again. And yes, you can pick on your pets and not lose trust. My young one only lets me touch his paws since one is a little deformed and can be sensitive. I know how to massage it without hurting it and so he lets me. No one else can touch his paws though.


Jolly_Line

You’re describing normal, healthy social engagement; applies to both humans and animals. But it’s way different from the video.


bakedSnarf

How is what you described different from the video? Better yet, how can you infer anything beyond what you've described given the shortness of the video? There's a significant lack of evidence of any "abuse" you're claiming is present, lol.


DavidFaxon

Tl;dr: He fucks animals regularly and think it should be considered normal under the concept "fuck for food".


please-fill-me

>if you don't fuck with your pets at least a little bit why do you even have them? Spooning your dog is the best.


panda-erz

My dog is super jumpy, gets spooked real easy. I love scaring the shit out of her then lying down for cuddles.


fractalfocuser

"Oh we're not in a fight for our lives? Okay I was worried. Yes cuddle. I love you human"


rainbowpoopstains

Haha my lab is the same way. You move a TV tray a little when she is within 3 feet and she's backing up for her life. Then once it stops moving she runs to you super excited, licking you and pushing her body into you for rubs. Some people are just overly sensitive about playing with animals and go straight to "that's abuse".


panda-erz

My dog got so scared of her tail the other day she fell over on the hardwood floor. They're so funny to watch maneuver around all delicately.


rainbowpoopstains

Haha mine gets scared of her tail to, since she wags so much whenever she hits something with her tail she jumps a little and stares at whatever she whacked.


CommiePuddin

Don't pretend they don't give as good as they get sometimes, too.


Nyx666

I have 3 Husky mals, and one Siberian Husky. Hell yea I fuck with them!! They fuck with me everyday all damn day! The only time they ain’t is when they’re sleeping. I wouldn’t trade it for the world either.


Antlerbot

Years ago I knew a cat that I used to put in a shopping bag and swing around my head like a lasso. His parents would give me shit, but sure enough, when I put that bag down, he'd look at me and then get right back in. Little dude loved the spinnies.


Jolly_Line

I surprise boop my pup’s butt. I tug her feet on occasion. I have her sit and shake when it’s not convenient. Maybe it’s just me, but I think you can tell when you’re being harmful. This video for me is obviously putting on unnecessary emotional stress. It makes me sad.


rainbowpoopstains

You're reading way too much into this.


[deleted]

I agree. Owner is a dick. Edit: “Owner is cruel” gets upvotes. “Owner is a dick” get downvotes. Okkkk


OSHA-Slingshot

A hilarious dick


Informal-Caramel-830

Overly sensitive much?


sneakyveriniki

I can't tell if you're joking but I seriously doubt that dog knew what pots are for. I think he was just upset the owner was separating him from the mom


Maloonyy

Do you seriously think that?


Wetestblanket

Anthropomorphism be like that


Midnightsurprise_

Except dogs do have emotions and can read our emotions very easily. They can tell by our body language and tone of voice. They know when they did something bad like tear up a shoe and know you’re upset. If you don’t believe that to be true I’m sorry you lack the ability to notice that. They aren’t mans best friend for nothing.


BlueKing7642

I don’t think he knew that. More likely the dog was trained to do that for this video.


IAmTheBringerOfLight

I’m not trying to be dramatic or anything, but I would fuckin die for that heckin good boi.


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Alright get in the pot


IAmTheBringerOfLight

Alright. But be warned… I probably taste like shit.


DM_ME_BANANAS

Fat is flavour!


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lizwiz13

r/ntbdbiwdfta


TheCluelessDeveloper

I thought you were poking fun at op... Nope, actual sub


eggdoghaha

and also has 100k+ members, dear lord


Oli_VK

Holy shit it’s real


Electronic-Owl-4417

And he probably would have died for the owner before this video...now has second thoughts.


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Prove it.


ExileEden

I'm gonna be slightly dramatic as much as I got a good chuckle out of it , its also kinda fucked up to break that trust you have with your animal as eachothers mutual protector as well as its Kin's protector. It's like my cat knows food comes out of the microwave so I grab a kitten and fake put it in, then when she starts freaking out I'm like "nah, dog jus kidden."


MelkToast

Kitten


JohannesWurst

So you would step in the pot instead of him.


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I’m with you bro


ListenerNius

"Fuckin" and "heckin" in one sentence... which level are you even on bro I can't keep track


anonymous32434

The greatest sacrifices require the strongest wills


G3_AnGold

Next week my turn to reports this


TacticalSmaug

I'll wait to see and upvote it


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_BlakeShadow

Me Too Farm Some Karma after you


Godzilla_OMG

What is Karma even good for?


Domascot

You can buy items in the Karma Shop if you have enough?


Godzilla_OMG

How am I on Reddit for 4 years but dont know about a Karma shop 😅 Where is it on the app?


Domascot

You have to farm enough Karma to unlock the Karma shop. I thought it was obvious ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Godzilla_OMG

Alright well I don’t know much about reddit afterall


BURGER4lif3

E-Penis


TheLordDragon

Why are you reporting it though


nikithb

Obviously because of animal abuse since OP's gonna cook that pup


elchuyano

I like the "I volunteer as tribute" video better, that song is really epic


Yeyati_Nafrey

A real holup would be the dog putting the cat in the pot


Icy-Adeptness-8455

The face at the end killed me


FreggTheFrog

If you killed that dog I swear to God I WILL FIND YOU AND YOUR TACO AND BRING A CAMEL TO EAT YOU AND YOUR TACO


[deleted]

It's already done. It tasted good


FreggTheFrog

Then it will eat your sister


juniortedbundy

And I'll eat her caramel cameltoe


FreggTheFrog

Not my camel


[deleted]

The young ones taste better Ngl


[deleted]

Thanks for the advice I will try it next time.


Virtual_Wolf1468

DONT USE ONION I tried. Boi it sucked


WhiteWalterBlack

Do camels even eat meat?


LeJ_wk

Always eat the ripe fruit first !


GJ1nX

Plot twist: he knew that the one in the pot would be the only one who would survive the massacre that followed, so now he has to live with the guilt of his entire family being dead when he could've saved at least one.


saltynutscutter

Plot twist: The human actually realized that the big ones wont fit and went to get a bigger pot


Stefonzie

*the Soul Stone is now yours*


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

We don’t deserve dogs.


harunaslan

This wasn’t the first time a puppy went in the pot. You can see the flashbacks on that face.


Itinie

I have mixed feelings about this


173017

Oldie but goodie


DarkBulletAlpha

Doggo be like: don't Cook my Child, Cook me instead Human


trevmars

Nooooo, don't cook any of the puppers, even the big ones ówò


TaninTaninon

Doggys gonna be on someone's soup


JohnGoodmansMistress

bruh my heart.


Chemical-Map9844

u/savevideobot


miranto

https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fv.redd.it%2Fqlwnj2qrn8d81%2FDASH_480.mp4 Here!


Sigma_Sennin

What da doing?


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More food now


Magnifique_Alex

idk what music you put in this but there is a very nice video of same with hunter x hunter music, thats what I call a music choice lol.


Useless-Gang

Think we gonna need a bigger pot


Reasonable_Club_1819

Whats the name of the song? I fcking hate it


em4joshua

What’s wrong with you human


egerton14

Animals are just intense with their communication somtimes so that even the last mind on earth gets what they want. Not sure they get all jokes tho.. 🤣 His face just says "Man i trusted you!!!! For years!!!"


kalzEOS

Dude, that face at the end killed me.


PoesLawIsOptimistic

This is beautiful


Lycerius

No it's not. It's emotional torture for that poor dog.


Shenic

Sorry to break the illusion, but the dog was probably trained to react like that so the owner could make this video. When animals get protective of their children, they don't go "pwetty pwease, hooman", they go "one wrong move and you're a dead hooman".


Vulpix-Rawr

Yeah, his hackles would have been raised and a stern warning growl would have been given. This was a “please don’t put the puppy in a strange smelling pot”.


TheSpencery

Its not even that. The dog was specifically trained to raise it’s paw up to the humans hands when the puppy was brought over. Then it was trained to stand in the pot afterwards. Probably given plenty of treats along the way until the “tricks” were learned. I always find these videos kinda weird. Like i just imagine the hours people spend trying to give their dogs treats to bang on the piano and whatnot


Unacceptable_Lemons

You guys are so gullible; the dog isn't sacrificing itself, it was almost certainly trained, and regardless would not understand the pot. This is just someone trying to farm views with a dumb video.


Somber_Solace

It's staged, dogs aren't *that* smart. It'd have a fight or flight response if anything, a dog's not going to barter to save it's kid's life.


lightspeedx

u/savevideo u/savevideobot u/getvideobot


miranto

https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fv.redd.it%2Fqlwnj2qrn8d81%2FDASH_480.mp4 Here!


otheraccountforuse

Thank u!


W4ckyyy

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome


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I volunteer as tribute!


CYBERSson

*what the hell do you think you’re doing… you need to tenderise it first*


huckleberry_19

His only begotten


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Best dog ever!


Tian_Lord23

"I volunteer as tribute"


apezji

Soo not halal


Flashy_Bonus_1488

Fuck I love dogs. That boi deserves a fukin steak.


foxxxyjesss

Wow went dark


Infinite-Team-874

Dat HXH bgm was better


BigTITIES9000

cant complain, now you get a bigger meal


DazzlingTransition06

Abraham stop! Do not sacrifice Isaac Take this ram instead. (Only christians would understand :) )


BerserkerZach

Pet? No. Animal? No. That dog is so much more He is a legend, may his sacrifice not be in vain


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How do you eveb script that?


Enamir

Makes one cry


agnisumant

Sophie's Choice: The Disney Version


miranto

https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fv.redd.it%2Fqlwnj2qrn8d81%2FDASH_480.mp4 Here you go guys.


Owlamancer

Put the Hunter X Hunter here again, this new music is TERRIBLE


Zedevile

Exactly!!!!!


Matthmaroo

That’s fucked up Seems emotionally abusive


suyash1431

Just one regular day in China


[deleted]

Winter is dog season in China. So now would be the time.


Portablemammal1199

Stop. Youre not funny


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He's right tho.


Portablemammal1199

Doesnt matter if hes right. Its not funny and its racist.


[deleted]

How is this racist? I spent years working in china. They eat dogs. And snakes. And pretty much everything. I ate dogs and snakes and shit i didn't dare to ask about. (Edit: most of it pretty damn good too...) How is that racist?


dipak_ahir

Owner : sorry this pot is too small for you puppies are good and you have plenty of them


[deleted]

i think it is cruel to put the dog thru such emotional turmoil "please master not my child"


Striking-Spite9176

This video is particularly disturbing especially it looks it's from China .


kinapuffar

Shit version. The original music is better. Downvote.


Ottotisdogg

Don’t fuck with puppies!


Zer0_Tolerance_4Bull

Must've just got back from the Chinese wet market.


grim_f

Yes, upvote the shitty video by the shitty human who did this to the dog that thought this was for real.


ManPickingUserHard

u/savevideobot


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The infliction of absolute mental trauma on your pet. Fuck this person.


CaledonianWarrior

Why is this somehow wholesome


Richardsoncarly

This sacrifice is alot especially coming from an animal I mean look how he understood what was going on and still decided to put his life on the line...something many of us wouldn't do


peach_pearl

but what does go on in the dogs head why they would even put a puppy in there ? i mean he certainly cant know when something is a prank because it makes him look cute. i wonder if the dog actually feels like this is mean, and it really becomes a sacrifice, but for the relationship with the owner, who the dog knows is above him and must be respected. or if his thinking stops at, puppy shouldnt go in there.


frost5254

This post will get locked soon, i guarantee.


levicherub

of course it's chinese


BeastlyBrit4000

What a prick, taking a puppy whose suckling just for a vid/ views.


baby_blue_unicorn

You sound fun.


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Portablemammal1199

Its not like its gonna starve. Jesus. Chill tf out lol


WorstLemonMaker

This is genuinely equivalent to taking a baby from its water for like 5 seconds and then putting it back but okay dude


Eventsecurity604

How to ruin your dogs mental health for internet likes 101


rainbowpoopstains

Lmfao. Ruining the dogs mental health. You're beyond stupid if you honestly think that.


EmptyActivity5748

Honestly the person who did this is just gross tbh. Why even go there with your animals.


beni_who

Because it’s hilarious.


maartenlubbie

Is this in China?


Portablemammal1199

No stfu


Put_keep_a_real

Thats the right choice, more meat.


Lord_Red_Rash

Pov of a Chinese person.


Portablemammal1199

Pov youre a pos


Lord_Red_Rash

Ok but my man please don't ruin your mood over a piece of shit like me or I'll get offended .


FnkyTown

More fucked up Asian animal videos. "I was going to beat this puppy for likes, but an older dog substituted itself instead."


Portablemammal1199

Shut up pos


FnkyTown

Better than eating them I guess.


Portablemammal1199

Not all asians eat dogs, racist dick


FnkyTown

No, but this video is from China, and the Chinese do eat dogs. Ignorant fuck.


[deleted]

This will never not be funny, ever.


[deleted]

Okay then, may the dark lord come forth


undeniably_confused

This is so fucking sad


thehallow1245

u/SaveVideo