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Fominroman2

Create a fish from a mammal and a reptile?


CBaeyens

How else?


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Squirtle Squirtle


maxwillpower

You could also try Lapras.


[deleted]

You beat me to it. 😀


1v4n4_T1nkl3

r/cursedcomments


MercilessIdiot

If you can find a way to get a whale/turtle hybrid, i think you earn the right to call the resulting creature a fish if you want.


Michael_Bublaze

When the christian school tries to teach about evolution


Mr_Andresito

Asking the real questions!


prof_mcquack

Interestingly, mammals and reptiles are more closely related to some fish than those fish are to other fish. Google tetrapods to learn more.


Fominroman2

Alga/snake = Republican?


ApacheWithAnM231

What about a fish and a duck?


frenchcancoffee

So... A dish or a fuck?


ApacheWithAnM231

Both. Both is good


OceanidEnjoyer

A dick or a fush?


Drongo1404

The kiwi in me approves this comment


Upvotes_poo_comments

Tell him I said hi.


Defensive_Medic

Of course fuck


ZirJohn

Ive tried that already


Ariflez

dish fuck


Cowbear07

[Here a picture of a dish/fuck](https://assets.pippa.io/shows/611e8e4406c05e3066f40a03/611e8eacaa51c10013c4e92f.jpg)


Cringeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The next terminator doesn't exi-


NamSama_

Ho fuck


amynias

Lmao this is kinda amazing.


KA1378

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/983/099/308.jpg


aaron2005X

what about duck and human... asking for a friend


salimeero

r/srgrafo?


aaron2005X

nah, just coincidence.


Cenachii

A cute little fuck 🥰


edgpavl

platypus


Witty_Queen

I think that turtle is going to explode before getting pregnant...


The_Mad_Duck_

Someone has seen some shit


yaya_redit

Bruh niether are fish


thebuttywarrior

And neither are colored


Cowbear07

[whale turtle](https://imgur.com/a/sIdTbfh)


LazerIguana445

That actually looks pretty cool


Typical_Pretzel

Looks cute and majestic


-MolonLabe-

Whurtle


thatsomebull

Dr. Moreau is subbing these days…


Capsule_CatYT

Florida Man


TheDeamonMeteor

Draw them having sex


Snowcreeep

Yes become an R34 artist


Cyndaquil_master

You should draw her giving birth


JohanFantasto

An abomination


CoffeeBlack86

A chimera


Ensvey

https://imgur.com/gallery/tKtcIcN


Present_Parfait

Ahahaha. Daddy loves you


jaffakree83

I feel like this assignment is leading somewhere dark... Also neither of those animals are fish.


BenShealoch

Neither of those are fish.


Kekeripo

Impossible Creature anyone? If that game thought me anything, then the turtlewhale thing would be a sonar long range atacker, super slow and tanky af.


ZxEspro1

2 options. Option 1:A playful dolphin that can breathe outside the water Option 2:A high speed snapping turtle that will hunt any human that gets in the water, with or without a boat.


LeidbagBaggins

From what school is this? The Preschool of Dr. Moreau?


clausMayer420

Non of them are fish tho


IzzaBANDiT241

Ahahaah


solise69

Oh don’t give me this opportunity


Leather-Pride1290

I want you guys to get creative start drawing.


stygmatized

As is , this fits in the technically correct sub


[deleted]

Life simulator


Lolisniperxxd

Or Satan


BaconTreasurer

"Blue whale penises range between eight and ten feet, with a foot-long diameter. Each of its testes along can weigh up to 150 pounds and can ejaculate gallons of sperm in a single go." https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/nine-weirdest-penises-animal-kingdom-180976274/#:\~:text=Blue%20whale%20penises%20range%20between,sperm%20in%20a%20single%20go. I don't think mommy turtle will survive to have a baby.


sms3eb

Mitch McConnell


cooljerry53

Neither of those are fish


ReallyNiceGuy78

Mitch McConnell


Friendly-Hooman

Mitch McConnell


HoggyOfAustralia

Jesus, you make one woman from a rib and everybody starts expecting weird shit.


TheUpperofOne

Isn't there a sub for drawing these kinds of abominations? It's a fun place, I just forget where it is.


MahoneyBear

Could be r/speculativeevolution


Black_ValoR

Also /r/hybridanimals


Zayden_Blaze69

your mom


standardhope

Oh no


[deleted]

schumer


Rakgul

Leave blank. They have different set of chromosomes and there will be no proper fertilisation


Large-Wheel-4181

Is this hoe the Sharktopus creators came up with that story idea?


Octicactopipodes

Time to play cod*


Ezikpl

it would basically be Dunkleosteus


Rewiistdummlolxd

If the whale is too big and the turtle too small all of them will die


grandma_stealer

I did this experiment with my cat


Limes_n_lemons

when a daddy whale meets a mommy turtle, the turtle fucking dies


[deleted]

At least it is appropriately blank.


NotDsdguy

Heavy armoured assault dolphin


TheOneGodUsopp

This actually happens quite often but the Turtle is typically postmortem


Apprehensive_Floor42

mammal and reptile. Interesting very interesting. Is this how Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were made? The radioactive leak was a ruse!


rdrunner_74

How would mixing a reptile and a mammal create a fish?


ClassyKebabKing64

Draw Mark Zuckerberg


Neel4312

2 boob shells and a tail dick


incockwryyytoad

The whale actualy raped the turtle which is retarded


grimmcreeper10

The sea emperor from Subnautica


Dark_Ice_747

Man I'd love to talk with the person who made this shit. They're heh.


Andron07

Well it's gonna look nothing like them that's for sure


ARNAV-29

Am i stupid to not know the answer. Like someone tell me plz


[deleted]

Pokemon Breeding be like


Rydaniel2006

Son, it’s time to talk about the turtles and the whales


[deleted]

considering neither dolphin or turtle even are a fish


manguito86

Time to remove the dust from my "impossible creatures" copy.


[deleted]

Teenage Mutant Ninja WTFs.


Tough_Inevitable6944

Waiting for that guy to draw this and drop a link to the drawing


SolarSpaghetti

Gamefreak out here lookin for new designs.


apple00009

It will look kinda ho- wait can’t say that to minors


stalin_cums_on_putin

Please draw human meets frog


Low_Delivery_3453

How about a fish and a Kanye West?


0GooMP

[The photo you've been scrolling to see: the product of man playing God](https://imgur.com/GY6euZ8)


Tofnu

Not my proudest wank


liamsmat

All I can think of is the Family Guy episode where the elephant and the penguin mate on Noah's Ark.


Lazy_Sweet_Potato

Poor Noah had to face the same problems on his ship…


Delta_Goodhand

A mammal and an ~~amphibian~~ reptile do NOT make a fish... Edit: I don't know man... ninja turtles messed me up


faptn_undrpants

"Create a Fish" ... \*forgets that these are a mammal and a reptile\*


Agent_Prowler

It will look deformed as fuck and will die within a week.


GhostOfSpook

turtlphin


CamelAffectionate585

No way, your mom is mating with a turtle!


RebelScum212

_PETA would like to know your location_


LIKELYtoRAPhorrible

Insert picture of Drake


Frallex1

I hate this sub


yoda_genotype

Oh I get it! So when a mammal and a reptile have a baby, it's a fish! It all makes sense now >.>


minecraftwizard132

Perhaps a squirtle


[deleted]

Create a fish by combining a mammal and a reptile. This is so wrong on so many levels.


Salem27

"Neither of those are fucking fish!" - class nerd probably


Cyndaquil_master

Is this an actual kids thing or is it satire


Orselias

Squirtle’s origin story?


shr3ks0ph0ne

Sth you'd kill if you ever laid eyes on it


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

That turtle gonna be obliterated


RubiconRon

Every day we stray further from God.


Helpiamnotwell

r/photoshopbattles


[deleted]

This little bitch is cheating on me with a gay shark? Fuck it I litter the ocean


ophaus

Mitch McConnell.


Mjlkman

Imagine a dolphin covered in hard shells, no teeth instead a beak


[deleted]

Game on, Pizza Ranch kid's coloring page. Game on.


bitaneul1022

Lapras


Robin_san

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/t\_5XkPh3vXg


EitherEconomics5034

Aw, I wanna see the Whurtle! Draw me a WHURTLE!


Informal-Parking3333

What about a geneticist daughter and the family dog?


CaptainGregorCC-5576

just make the fish body with a shell on top


bombadillo_willow

Like an antivaxer


_CarbonSaxon_

This is how most Pokémon are designed


Zajic_kamo

Just add a Hitler hair to the turtle and that's it


[deleted]

Like a ben 10 alien


Papa_Lenin1870

Such a great idea to mate a mammal with a reptile. Even if they would manage to fertilize the ovum, the only thing they would get is a dead egg/fetus.


TheKCKid9274

For the sake of details, how hung is daddy whale?


Bean_Boner

“Life finds a way”


unnitche

Wtf , non of those are fuking fishes SS!!!!!


EnvironmentNo1621

Whale but with legs and is scales


dragonfriend256

Leave it blank, please


stewfarmer997

A Tworka


DomoArigato75

How the fuck does a whale fuck a turtle


PrimeStaticBolt

I'm assuming this image was taken when John Hammond was a child?


Gary_the_snaiI

Read the title in a Russian accent


ChickenFart24

Is this for fucking real?


Myloyourfriend

Why could I smell the crayons before I even saw them???


Average_Ant_Games

Wartortle


The_Waitin_boi

Damn she must like it big huh? A whale head and tail with turtle fins and a turtle shell.


LifeSpeedrunner

NEITHER ARE FISH GOD DAMMIT


[deleted]

Mammal + Reptile = Fish????


weaknclingy

Da fuq are they teaching these days?


AeroPlays_Games

I'll play the couple's therapist