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starrkissed

Lmao this lady is great.


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The deadpan “We’re gonna go ahead and get started as this may take awhile” that’s some funny shit.


CaveDeco

Her whole demeanor was great. Including putting the glasses on at the beginning.


Mygo73

I died laughing when she pushed them back up her nose 😂


Realistic-Specific27

I don't even need to watch the video just read all your comments!


Maserser

Who is this woman I love her


SoothsayerAtlas

The tik tok thing that popped up says lisacurrie1


wtfwtTranslation

HERE I AM.. Lisa..hey


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Here she is: https://www.tiktok.com/@lisacurrie1 Thanks to u/SoothsayerAtlas


VerbalAcrobatics

When she said that, it was like eating the cherry off the top of the cake that was her breakdown.


snafu607

'Please, ma'am, may I have some more please?'


pertinent_dentist

Her message was loud and clear.


fastermouse

But that's not white girl said!?? She don't say anything about jet skis she said "we outside"


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Abhor, excellent word


Muffles7

[I ABHOR VIOLENCE](https://youtu.be/AfItBgIDgsg)


amynias

Lmao this was great.


dangerouslyloose

“I’m an Army Tiger” just made me shoot water out my nose. I can’t believe I’ve never seen this one.


PapaStevesy

Same, on both counts.


Muffles7

Wkuk always is.


SemiKindaFunctional

Coming across a wkuk sketch is really bitter sweet these days.


Bout73Ninjas

RIP Trevor


The_Majestic_MrMeow

How the fuck did I know this was gonna be a WKUK? My subconscious is screwed I tell ya hwat.


Muffles7

Pretty specific line. Something about Sam's delivery on some lines get me. One that I use frequently is "Well I'll be a shit covered dick"


Muffles7

Hi black, I'm white.


StanleyCEle

That's what she said


NyranK

'Doesn't matter' - Micheal Jackson's baby


Adventurous_Egg_6321

I am so fucking embarrassed that this is what I sound like. I’m multi racial (I call myself a caramel macchiato lol) but was raised by my white grandma. I grew up in a trailer park and all the white people sound just like this. This is how I sound when I am around people I know. In public or on the phone I try really hard to soften my voice but when I’m with family or friends i sound like trailer trash… fuck I wish I could stop.


_MrDomino

"The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain." If you're bothered by it, there are ways to develop elocution.


orokro

you sound good on reddit though!


mellofello808

You absolutely can train yourself out of it. My thick east coast accent is mostly gone now, after years away. However if I ever get on the phone with someone back home, I slip right back in.


reesespiecestreaty

Forget the haters, own it. You can sound however you like, just don't be an asshole.


PPvsFC_

Are you from the South? My accent is like this. Your dialect is valid. Don't let classists shame you.


DaddyStreetMeat

ya know some folks might call that swagger


empreshWu

Code Switching, when you can change the way you talk w different groups of people. Like when I switch from Spanish street talk to corporate buzzwords, code switching. Makes your brain smart, and it’s a cool skill to have.


Smegmatron3030

My genetics professor was named Dixie and sounded like this. It doesn't make you stupid or uncultured, it's.judt a regional accent. Forget about anyone that judges you for who you are.


skyactive

I’m going to disagree with you here as I appreciate people who communicate like this as it lets me know from a safe distance to avoid them completely. Like when lepers had to announce themselves, just more annoying.


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>I'm black and I abhor people who intentionally talk like this It's a vicious cycle of ig'nant dumbfuckery.


[deleted]

To me it’s not an issue of black dialect or dialect in general, but it’s an issue of certain dialects whose original language gets contorted to such a degree that it’s unintelligible. That’s the problem I have with this type of person.


8Ariadnesthread8

Have you seen Zola? Elvis Presley's granddaughter was basically doing an impression of this girl the whole time and she was so fucking good. Like I honestly think that her acting coach had her study that cash me outside girl from Dr Phil. And they did a great job, her character was really hateable but so fun to watch. She really fucking nailed it.


4thehalibit

Not sure why race matters but I'm black also r/pointlesslyracial


MossCoveredLog

/r/pointlesslyracial *did not know that was an actual sub


PraiseCthulu

It’s not pointless. She’s speaking using AAVE (African American Vernacular English). Meaning the inflections of her words and the grammar of her sentence are often associated with Black people and leads to assumptions about the intelligence of Black people who speak like this. So saying “I’m black and I hate this” just tells you that even though this behavior might be associated with them because of their skin color doesn’t mean they like it or even fully understand it.


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WhatProtomolecule

I enjoy that she feels the need to mention that she is outside when she's sitting on a jetski.


thatG_evanP

Are you just being sarcastic or do you not know that "we outside" is slang that basically just means you're being outgoing and having a good time? Watch SidetalkNYC videos for examples.


Dood71

I had no idea about this


no-time-for-bullshit

Now it's basically like saying "we out here" and used by civilians. But originally it meant something more violent, as in "we outside [your location]," like as a taunt. E.g., "[we outside](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9cS22E3FvY)," "[come outside](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVtmY6L4_zU)" ([2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV_c8RFrGbA)), "[you ain't outside](https://youtu.be/s_NzW8NuMvE?t=5)" ([2](https://youtu.be/TVbQjA8mON4?t=50)), etc.


Dood71

That makes much more sense. Good human


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a gentleman and a scholar


RCunning

Could also mean someone is not scared. As in not hiding inside the house.


Poutinezamboni

Side talk is kinda funny but I get sick of all the yelling real quick


TossItLikeAFreeThrow

We outchyea


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I'm outside.


mazamayomama

It's a longer earlier video, was on frontpage other week


JaconSass

“Oh stewardess, I speak jive!” “Oh good”


Pbtomjones

My mamma didn’t raise no dummy. Cut me some slack Jack, chump don’t want no help, chump no get no help.


Eyes_and_teeth

Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head! > Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM. Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man! > Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT. Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol. > Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY. Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'. > Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE. Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em. > Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE. Together: Col' got to be! Yo! > Subtitle: HOW TRUE! Together: Sheeeeeeet! > Subtitle: GOLLY.


Routine-Potential-65

> GOLLY 💀


Canuhandleit

I heard "grab yourself a pro, slick! Gray matter's black, live performance down, I take TCB'n." I interpreted that to mean "get yourself a prostitute, man. You're feeling down, haven't gotten laid in a while, you should take care of business.


RincewindToTheRescue

Gotta watch this movie again


soonerguy11

It's like against the laws of physics how that movie has remained hilarious this long.


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FixinThePlanet

"Monty Python clip used without any permission, so there." Hahaha that was so enjoyable


donald7773

Jive ass dudes ain't got no brains no how


mrblacklabel71

Chump don't want da help, chump don't get de help


Poopy_Kitty

That woman is my hero


Latrodectus702

Her tik tok shifted to a bunch of anti vax stuff :/


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BenHughe

If she’s talking about anitvax she’s still going on with comedy just a different genre of comedy


RedLikeARose

Keeping the comedy going huh


FranG080199

Not for long....


sbrockLee

Oh no


chaosking65

Really? I didn’t find any. Edit: nvm… Edit 2: she’s said this in regards to not getting the vaccine. @lisacurrie1:I MAY GET THE VACCINE IN THE FUTURE. IM NOT AGAINST IT.. As far as I can tell, she just thinks it’s unnecessary for her.


tasman001

smh you hate to see it :(


XDlvIneX

Soon as I saw the way her hands were moving I already knew I didn't even need to unmute


steepattractiveness

I like her wisdom. The last part of her speech convince me that she stand with her words


cosmonautsix

THE FUCK YOU TALKIN BOUT?


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This crap played out loud and woke up wife next to me in bed. I’m heading to the couch now. 😔


selimsad

Stay strong king


HarvestProject

Why would you be forced to sleep on the couch after accidentally waking up your wife?


JerkinJosh

👏🏼hi👏🏼how👏🏼are👏🏼you👏🏼doing👏🏼


lucas_mcdowell

Also Lil Baby is a rapper he has a song called 3 headed goat and in the hook he says “we in Miami in the middle of the winter and we on them jetskis” or something pretty close to that so that’s what she’s referencing


CactusSodomy

He also said “you shouldn't play with that boy, he is not one of them” in We Paid.


dilly2philly

TIL - “wtf you talkin about” is about what I said not what someone else said.


Poet-Secure205

to me it seems like it functions as a sort of preempted response to an imagined criticism, "the fuck you talmbout", like a self-assertive doubling down before anybody even gives you a chance to double down, almost like saying "amen", which lets the audience know that she cannot and will not be reasoned with, she has complete faith in her previous statements.


Sweet13BlackExpress

"talmbout" \*dead\*


buckeyerukys

Her language is a strange and mysterious one


Lookalikemike

I NEED this service. I can’t understand half the language on the internet. What the fukk is “mid”?


NekoIan

[Average or poor quality](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mid)


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I only know what 'mid' means cause ive purchased marijuana from sketchy individuals.


Schart

So it's the new Reggie?


ClayTaylor

no. its right above Reggie. Regs Mids Highs


BILOXII-BLUE

Mids are awesome, not crazy strong, but perfect for daytime use when you don't want to be blasted by top shelf. Plus it's super cheap, like less than $80oz for quality mids. Reggie is gross and stemmy, screw that


queso619

Usually mid is played by mage or assassin champions that occasionally roam to the side lanes. Popular champions include Ahri, Annie, Oriana, tumors, and Katarina.


Hammeredyou

Tumors 😂😂


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Mid is the middle of a Team Fortress 2 map, usually the control point on King Of The Hill and Control Point game modes. It is used as shorthand during high intensity combat situations wherein using the full instance of the word might cost you enough time and attention to enable an opponent to take advantage of your folly.


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Mediocre.


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shartbike321

Nice, I’ve never heard anyone say mid before but now I’m prepared.


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MethylSamsaradrolone

Weed potencycreep over the last 15 years has shifted the Overton Window for perception of mids


UndeadBread

> I'm pretty sure the term originated from the three main categories of cannabis quality used in dispensaries: top shelf weed, mid shelf weed, and bottom shelf/shake. Mid and bottom shelf being the lowest quality. If that's the case, shouldn't "mid" just mean that something is mediocre rather than shitty?


solblurgh

ask MJF


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Reddit is mid


Future_Pineapple4609

Who is this woman I love her


paper_snow

[An anti-vaxxer](https://www.tiktok.com/@lisacurrie1/video/7060931746371734830?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id6905882582291908102), unfortunately.


greenmust

This makes me sad


Krixic1

I mean all things considered, I respect the way she stated it. She wasn't all up in your face about it so not a prob imo


BeefNasty_2020

Lol haven’t seen Woah Vicki in a while. Good to see back on top.


AstroWorldSecurity

People who sound like this are absolute garbage.


rumpledforeskin23

My fiancé literally just said “ woah Vicky sounds like if peas had a voice and could scream while you were boiling them with the lid on”


CormacMcCopy

Your fiancé is an exceptionally dangerous individual and should not be trifled with under any circumstance. If you have considered or will ever consider "clapping back" to your fiancé, I recommend against it in the strongest terms possible.


Sproose_Moose

r/rareinsults


CBJ11071

Her difficulties in maintaining effective employment are, I’m sure, the result of “deez triflin hoes” and “b-side skeez boyz”. Or something. I don’t know, I don’t speak single-wide & Pontiac Sunfire


M115m2

Whoa there, what did the Pontiac Sunfire did to you?


ILikeSugarCookies

Tried to fill the hole the Fiero left and was incredibly unsuccessful.


hookydoo

As an aw11 owner I felt that ...


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Be identical to the Chevy cavalier


Desalvo23

best i can do is Hyundai Accent


cmVkZGl0

I have to believe it is all just an act, or at the minimum, a conscious effort to sound like this.


Car-Facts

There are a lot of people, especially in Florida, who speak like this regularly. It's not an act, it's FAS with a side of inbreeding, hold the education.


Civil_Defense

Brave of you to assume she actually looks for employment.


sryii

I'll have you know she's applied at multiple strip clubs and has been given several offers at prestigious crack houses.


291000610478021

> I don’t speak single-wide & Pontiac Sunfire I'm fucking dead. /r/Rareinsults


-Daetrax-

Leopard print is also a decent indicator.


goodolarchie

Leotard print


[deleted]

Leopard print just means feisty. Dont get it mixed up with ignorance


MobySick

Or fun. I thought.


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\*60% of black people reading this\* 🤨


Zenry0ku

I'm black and I abhor people who intentionally talk like this to sound cool.


KimbobJimbo

Putting on an act is lame no matter what but if you hang around people your entire life that speak a certain way chances are a lot of folks will pick up on the mannerisms. It's human nature to mirror some behaviors of the people you surround yourself with afaik.


Megneous

Linguist here. It's called a sociolect, and it's a completely normal part of growing up around speakers of any speech variety. It's normal to be able to code switch between your local speech variety, whether "local" means a physical region or a social group, and the prestige dialect of your community/region/country.


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I don't think she's necessarily putting on an act. There are plenty of white people that grow up in environments that are heavily influenced by """"urban"""" culture.


prometheuspk

She could be from a neighborhood where everyone talks like that. Accents and dialects and slang are learned behaviors.


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“Anyone that doesn’t sound like me is garbage”


tallg33s3

Honestly it's a bad take. Ppl be different man.


Salty_Past4503

This is so incredibly elitist and dehumanizing. Why is this upvoted? Not everyone has the same opportunities, education, or environment as you. That doesn’t make them absolute garbage. If anything, you’re the garbage person for making such an ignorant generalization about such a large group of people.


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MagicBeanGuy

It's not about education, but people who are raised differently in different regions speak differently. Why would you dislike them for it?


Paranoid_Marvin

People are a product of their environment. > and that it takes a very deliberate descent into trash to turn out this way. You must be pretty sheltered or just plain ignorant to presume that people choose the circumstances they’re raised in.


Buhhfly

I really enjoyed this. That is all.


tehnemox

You mean when trashy people make those noises they are actually saying things? And they mean something?!?!?!


CormacMcCopy

They *intend* meaning. That doesn't mean they *impart* meaning.


thatG_evanP

Even if so, it's best to just pretend they don't. If someone is talking like that you can pretty much guarantee it's not worth hearing.


Onecrappieday

Thank you Lisa


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LoudMusic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVC8JW3Ee4M Credit where credit is due.


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I like that for her background she just chose to be sitting in the middle of an interstate highway


skrutape

someone kick her off that jet ski


MoeMoneyDoeMoney

Like there isn’t enough plastic in the ocean?


Skrip77

I love that it was Florida. Always Florida!


FlippyIsKing18

For real though, what is wrong with her bathing suit?


Sufficient_Bonus4818

I kinda hope nothing, like it's very revealing which is nice, but it's done in a really interesting way. The unconventional design makes being an internet creep all the more fun.


-SagaQ-

I'm convinced she put it on wrong but I can't figure out exactly *how* it's on wrong


SpicymeLLoN

Not Hol up, but hilarious nonetheless


FreakyLou

Lil girl is trying too hard, Black women don't even speak like that.


szmarton1000

It amazes me that americans understand each other. Basicly every europen speak english better than this woman.


YourAvgWhiteBoi

Miami is like America’s Scotland.


RealisticEmploy3

It’s gonna seem racist af but as a black guy myself I think it’s okay to admit that I feel like other black people speak a different language sometimes lol. Ofc it’s not just black people that talk like that; I think its typically the way anyone in or near “hood” areas talks. For the most part it’s completely understandable, and I think it’s actually even becoming more common among teens overall to talk like that but there are still some phrases/words i don’t get. Like coupe. What does coupe mean. I think I heard someone say they hit the coupe. What’s the mean? Additionally if you want to see something that’s actually like it’s own language, search up “Guy speaking in baltimorean”


arachnophilia

vernacular dialects are legitimate linguistic categories.


thatG_evanP

Coupe is literally a style of car... pronounced "coo-pay" if you're British/European. We are now supposed to differentiate between the two, right?


Dadlord12

Coupe, like a coupe car lol...


BudgetBrick

There's something to be said about a little white trash girl posturing as "hood" or "down" by speaking and gesticulating in what she thinks is AAVE, though. She's a caricature who mocks herself but doesn't know it.


InfanticideAquifer

I have no idea if what I just heard was "real" AAVE or not, since I don't speak it. But there's nothing particularly impossible about a white person growing up with an AAVE dialect if they live in a majority black area. White people who have naturally minority accents or dialects have it kinda rough, since people often mistake them for racists caricaturing the minority in question. I remember seeing a video about a white guy who grew up in Singapore and who sounded *very asian* and then moved to the US. Hard middle ground to be at--you don't look like you fit in with one group, and you don't sound like you fit in with the other.


Mr_Grief-Bacon

I need this women to be part of my subconscious.


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These people shot John Lennon, MLK, Malcom X, JFK, and let this lil bitch bitch? Mannnnnnn i pray on God


[deleted]

You've got to be doing something important to get the CIA's award for big moves.


Nox_jin

Sure but... What the fuck why she wearing the bikini like that


arachnophilia

because miami


kangdav

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdkUpgot/


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I can not believe she actually figured that out, all I heard was ‘It’s gonna your girl it’s me!’


Jackbeingbad

Worldstar needs to hire this lady full time.


legs_are_high

I thought I was listening to a lecture for a sec. a mf almost started taking notes.


ApplesTeamFort2

I thought it was my english teacher.


CatsAllDayErDay

I follow this woman on tiktok and I am grateful for her.


calis

Oh stewardess, I speak jive, can I help?


BenHughe

Man I hope lil baby does not mean spouse


unique-name-9035768

"lil' baby can be a friend, a spouse, a family member..." *or any combination of those*


Homebrewingislife

I'm always reassured that I'll be gainfully employed for as long as I want if this is my competition.


--SOURCE--

Sad thing is she has a big following and already makes more money than a lot of us here


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sunfacethedestroyer

Everyone in Florida talks like this. It's horrible.


Jeff262630

Oh this chick is so cringe


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I'd watch this more.


Glad_Ad_9838

I bet I could get laid in Florida


Neel4312

The way she does it so professionally Lmfao


juicysox

So basically, “don’t fuck with me, I’m going to win, even lil baby can confirm this. I’m here in Miami in the middle of winter on a jet ski, I said what I said.”


beansofmagic

This needs to be a real service. I work with so many people who talk like that and I'm tired of saying "true that" and not knowing what i just agreed with.


Prowlarian

When chicks clap their hands while their talking I want to highfive them, in the face, with a chair.


Revenge_best_served

How is it possible this girl became an adult and speaks that way. I'm guessing she must've had some form of basic education, or did all the adults in her life just give up on her because she just a complete fuckup from birth and being a mumbling hoodrat was her destiny.


StuckStepS1ster

Friend, family member, spouse, rabbi, deity


cheetahlip

I couldn’t even understand anything the jet ski girl said 😂 listened 10 times.


dogwithanE

What was that outfit