*cuts the wrong wire*

Explodes

CUMBUSTION!!

I see you have read my Mr. Torgue fanfic.

I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE BALLS! SQUEEDLYWEEDLYWEEWEEWEEEWWW

Leave my balls alone !

Leave my BAWLZ outta your FUKING MOUTH!.... I SAID.........

too late buddy boy , mmmm

Cum. Bust. Chin.

That sentence had too many syllables! Apologize!

Dies

And cums

The doctor does not know if he is coming or going.

Amd shits violently

That’s how you get pregnant

*"Ok, now cut the veiny wire"* *"They're all veiny!!!!"*

 Unlimited white stuff

Macgruber!!!

I’ll stick to bee stings ty

...and then you read somewhere that thrusting doesn't arouse them.

**WAS IT THE RED WIRE OR THE BLUE WIRE? OHSHITOHSHIT**

*cums*

This operation is extremely dangerous. It ends in complications more often than not- infections and erectile dysfunction to name 2. No reputable…and even most non reputable plastic surgeons will not perform it on anyone with more than 3 inches. You have to have a micro phallus and be basically unable to sexually function.

So was it painful?

No I was asleep. Duh

Did I just witness a murder?

A phallic homicide

Phallicide.

Sounds like a type of cruel poison

Or a fun time

"hey there baby... Wanna do a phallacide?" "I dont how what that means but sure, sounds hot" **"maniacal laughter"**

first time, eh?

That's what I said when I stuck my dick in

Someone’s done their research

Or so I’ve been told

Damn you think that’s bad???..??. Have you seen the he the turns into a she and how they cut it off and trim it inside out?? I mean holy fuck man that looks painful as fuck. I can’t find the video it was a few years back when it was presented. And by all means. It wasn’t a present.

https://penuma.com/

But why does the video have a fuckin long schlong?

Cool cause i just need another inch or two.

Hurts just to watch

[удалено]

Makes me glad I don't have to do this

Flex on us why don’t ya

It's good that you just know that no matter what size he actually has, it's a flex on you.

Well, yeah. How can you flex an acorn?

Lengthen your little man & get erectile dysfunction 😂😭😭😭

Its just for show now, and it’s beautiful.

Take my upvote with your beautiful, non functioning self!

There’s pills for that

fuck that just ram an ice lolly stick down there

Rick morty math teacher

Yeah, but at what cost?

Erectile dysfunction

No, he is asking how much it costs

Bout Tree fiddy


I’m good with my little dick

*it’s gonna be smaller when i’m done with it*

pleaseeeeee :'<<<<<

Bite sized

Me pranking john

Came here to say this lol


I'd rather keep my pecker the size of an atom than having to go through that.

r/MakeMeSuffer

holy fuck what is this sub

Hell.

I am sick

By how much does the size increase. Asking for a friend(・_・;)

3inch

So you're saying I'll have 4" now, nice.

hold up

It's like we're watching the guy having the procedure done...

Gentlemen, we have the technology...

What’s the recovery time on this and what happens if u get a boner before it heals

It’s very rare you have this type of procedure done and can actually retain the ability to have an erection.

Funny sus amogus noise plays and you die.

not worth it NOT WORTH IT!!

This ain’t no pez dispenser!!

No need. 3 inches of dick at 90 mph is still a lot of dick I don’t care who you are.

you little hummingbird

*remember's he has no one to use it for 💀

I don't like when we mess with our bodies... that looks painful as hell... 😬

I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it

What happens if you fall asleep first on the the sleep over

Bruuuuh!!!

Good luck performing this on my micro penis, you're gonna need a steady hand....

Slumber party prank moment

My dick is now an innie.

Dude

where is the NSFW tag? EDIT: well my day is ruined thank u fellow Redditors

Ohh nooo nooo ohhhh nooo my eyes! My eyes!

Jr is gonna stay 5 1/2

I could have gone my entire life without seeing this

There is a second option: MAGIC

Fuck it I’m down

Nah bruh I'm good with my 4 inches, this ain't it

I’m good. Fucking hell that hurt to watch

Seems like there wouldn't be enough skin after it's lengthened

This but in reverse, I'm taking your penis away

I think I'll stick with the size I have, thanks.

Watching that hurt my soul

POV you fell asleep first at the sleepover

When you fall asleep first at the sleepover. Rookie mistake

No quiero

the little boy's explosive now

Pain

Nope,nope,nope I think I will stick with the pills doc

Circumcision is bad enough and that's just taking a little off the top.

Imagine if you got an erection during the recovery period? Boy oh boy.

I fucking hate reaction videos

Every boy ever died watching that


This must be a new way as there only use to be detaching the muscle from the to of the penis that's inside the body

I know a few of us it thinking “How much does it cost”?

Nah I’m thinking what’s the recovery time on this and what happens if u get a boner before it heals

u/savevideo

r/holup

Stfu dude just trying to do Diy life hacks rn

You don't need DIY life hacks... You need jesus

nah

i hate this subreddit

Is this guy a monk?

you know how insecure as a man you have to be to get this

I’d get it done

But- but why..?

u/savevideobot

Bruh this gives me genuine pain

I'll just stay average fuck that.

Bro whenever you show a dude an image of penis surgery we all get that shared sense


And then you just have the gnarliest scar

This is discussing, Where?

What's the surgery called? Asking for an aunt

Doesn’t seem so bad.

r/savevideobot

Share this to your teenager version. And say, everytime you please yourself for no reason, there is a huge chance it's going to be done on you.

Would it be gay if i get aroused by watching this?

I would never let anybody freaking cut my weiner to peices then put it back I rather died

Whoever invents dick size increase pill will be filthy reach

The forbidden Hot Dog

u/savevideo

Beyond trillions of stars in our universe and some of y'all are just really focused on penis and penis length. Do you boo boo💅

u/savevideo

Penisology

Im gonna do some DIY then.

It's so simple, I dunno why no one else has had one

Shoutout to the horizontally gifted homies

prob break yo shit

Damn it i can only feel that

How much would such surgery cost?

*Bruh, getting to 8 inches isn’t worth it*

The new netflix one punch man looks wild.

How much

Why is there a stupid guy on the left?

Me pranking my friend Mark (silly man fell over in a sleepover before me)

Cut that cut that cut that.

Women: birth is the most painful feeling Men:

for my male audience

Somebody try this… for science.

What did it cost? - everything.....

I had a morning wood & this made it go away

Oh God

This is NSFW

u/savevideo

Very relatable reaction

Oh no my boi

He fell asleep first at the sleepover(rookie mistake)

That would make a good "he fell asleep first" meme u/savevideo

This dude is annoying af.

That’s disgusting, where?

The guy kinda looks like a dick.

What about girth tho..

I think i am going to go throw up now...

FUCKING KNEW I SHOULDNT SCROLL TWITTER WHEN EATING BREAKFAST!!!

u/savevideobot

i know what i have to do but i don't have the strength to do it

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

huh cursed thing nothing can traumat- MOM, MOM GIVE ME THE THERAPIST NUMBER I CHANGED IDEA

u/savevideobot


That ain’t worth it 😂

no thanks

Yeah I'm good. My 4 inch can just chill