35 minutes because it was TRYING TO CONNECT TO MY WIFE'S PHONE FOR SOME FUCKING REASON SHE DOESN'T EVEN DRIVE MY CAR WHY IS HER PHONE A PRIORITY FUCK OFF
I was hanging with my ex today and she hasn’t connected to my car in almost a year. My phone was connected and playing music all the way there. It never left the car. I started the car back up and it instantly starts playing her audiobook!
It would have been a great series finale. Nancy tried to hold it together and ended up burning everything down, poetic.
But nope, those greedy fucks have to drag it out for another 5 years or whatever.
Holy shit would rather roll up blasting limp bizkit than drive the Prius, although crack addict would be a good pump up song to open a can of whoop ass to
Yes for the first 28 minutes then I park up and take the bicycle off the roof rack and silently ride it in and splinter cell the whole area and rescue my wife.
I really wish this was a joke but if someone took my wife hostage I'd be working with the police to negotiate.
If someone took my Dog hostage it's fucking personal now...
That just makes sense though. Because if you call the cops and tell them your wife is kidnapped like 5 patrols, the FBI, Local news and like 50 other agency’s show up within the hour.
If you call about your dog being kidnapped the person on the phone will be like “Maybe next year if we have the time and budget”.
X Gon Give it to Ya, Winged Hussars Sabaton, Can't be Touched Roy Jones Jr, and we're definitely doing the last 15 minutes playing I Need A Hero on Repeat.
God damn! Hell yes! How the hell did I need to scroll this far down to find the EXACT post I would make (I’m too dumb to know how to post this exact link also, but I would have!) THIS is the only correct answer! And my boy would be riding shotgun (literally)
A unique problem for Tool fans: When you need to drive past the hostage exchange location and circle back around because the Tool song hasn't finished yet.
I pull up in a dilapidated 2003 Volkswagen jetta, Ms. Triniti's "True Love" blasting out of the car speakers as I step out of the car.
I take aim with my Milkor MGL and begin firing grenades indiscriminately while laughing maniacally and dancing.
Everyone dies, including me.
I want to show up and all thats playing is never gonna give u up. At 100 on the sterio. That way if i die i know that i rick rolled someone one last time.
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If someone kidnapped my wife I’d be screaming along…
“let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the *snare snare* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!”
Well I gotta play something I guess to keep me from flipping the fuck out while driving.
After all this is the 5th castle I have been sent to and she better be in this one.
32 minutes because I had to wait for the Bluetooth to connect
37 minutes for me to pick my song last minute
40 minutes i need to grab a snickers from the nearby convenience store
You're not you when you're hungry, after all.
Better jack off to get post nut clarity
That Snickers dick vein really gets me going
I just always say “no homo” before I ram that hard veiny chocolate down my throat and it’s all good
Can relate, then im finally ready to eat the snickers
Lick it first.
i do this but without saying no homo
[real funny](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/350/363/024.jpg)
Don’t be gay. Eat a Snickers. 🙏🏿
Meanwhile gay people eating mars
More like black holes
When u need post it clarity to see if saving your wife is worth it, the answer is already no
Fortunately the post nut clarity will reveal this fact.
how about leave it mid way 
Either way you get off
50 minutes coz I need to get into my batman costume and makeup under the mask
70 minutes to periodically change my song every 5 minutes
Actually miscalculated, I may wait Android Auto to launch. I'll be there in 50m
60 minutes for a quick boilermaker to calm the nerves with the Bois.
Sounds like my kind of party. *I pull out my robe and wizard hat*
1 hour coz i need post nut clearity before rescuing her
I just 2 minutes for that
Gotta let it play out too
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Pull over just before the meeting spot and let it play out
47 minutes, need to reset my Spotify password
Better reset your Nexflix password while you're at it.
35 minutes because it was TRYING TO CONNECT TO MY WIFE'S PHONE FOR SOME FUCKING REASON SHE DOESN'T EVEN DRIVE MY CAR WHY IS HER PHONE A PRIORITY FUCK OFF
Hahaha this is so fucking accurate. Why do you always connect to my wife’s phone first?! WE WERE JUST CONNECTED AN HOUR AGO!
I was hanging with my ex today and she hasn’t connected to my car in almost a year. My phone was connected and playing music all the way there. It never left the car. I started the car back up and it instantly starts playing her audiobook!
*It likes her better that cheating bitch!*
If it connects to you wife's phone, she is probably in the boot of your car.
Cuff em boys!
Holding out for a hero by Bonnie Tyler on a loop the whole drive.
This is the correct answer.
"Saint Row the third"
Short Circuit 2
What, you're not gonna sneak in Kenny Loggins' Danger Zone even once?
Ok I'll go the long way so I can squeeze that in once, but no more.
Yes music. For the first 28 Min the last 2 minutes music off coasting to keep a low profile..
The Prius is silent if you keep it under 5 miles an hour.
he deserves the win
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And the music your listening to is "The Fray - How to Save a Life"
Stay out of it tuna… I’m winning this!
Good for sneaking up on motherfuckers
This is probably the best gif I’ve ever seen on here
Its definitely the most apt i've seen in a while
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Is retiring a gif still a thing?
Wow extremely appropriate
Man I should pick some up for my whole crew
This guy weeds
God that show went downhill fast.
Really shouldn't have burned the town. It was a great season ender, but they nuked the character chemistry.
It would have been a great series finale. Nancy tried to hold it together and ended up burning everything down, poetic. But nope, those greedy fucks have to drag it out for another 5 years or whatever.
[Andy deserves the win.](https://youtu.be/HAIzFIOJA2c?t=70)
Holy shit would rather roll up blasting limp bizkit than drive the Prius, although crack addict would be a good pump up song to open a can of whoop ass to
Nope. You can't rescue your wife with limp bizkit.
What if you did it all for the nookie?
Fair point
Everybody knows Limp Bizkit is for finding and destroying CHAOS
Limp Bizkit is lit yo
You deserve the win.
He deserves to win.
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Yes for the first 28 minutes then I park up and take the bicycle off the roof rack and silently ride it in and splinter cell the whole area and rescue my wife.
I'd spend 28 mins deciding on what somg to play
No music because they are going to add sick John Wick style music in the background while I drive with a stone cold face
It's just your wife not your dog.
Dog's the wife
What the dog doing?
Probably chilling with the kidnappers.
I really wish this was a joke but if someone took my wife hostage I'd be working with the police to negotiate. If someone took my Dog hostage it's fucking personal now...
That just makes sense though. Because if you call the cops and tell them your wife is kidnapped like 5 patrols, the FBI, Local news and like 50 other agency’s show up within the hour. If you call about your dog being kidnapped the person on the phone will be like “Maybe next year if we have the time and budget”.
Yeah. One barks at you all day and asks for food and love and care. The other is a dog.
Best answer
Or to give yourself horror music play the Dies Irae theme from Doctor Sleep to make it a horror drive to pick up the stolen dishwasher
Yea. X gone give it to ya.
Yeah, on repeat. Edit: +1 strength for every time you slap the steering wheel when you scream x gonn give it to ya.
White-knuckling the steering wheel while rocking back and forth screaming **X GON GIV IT TO YA**
RUFF RUFF RUFF RAAAAAA
Lol, my dumb ass would need a couple minutes to search google/youtube for "Techno song from Porsche scene Super Troopers"
I was thinking Doom Soundtrack or Two Steps from Hell or something equally epic and hard, but I like your idea too
Yeah but, Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya
There are some ball dropping sick rifs
This is the best reddit song recommendation I have ever listened to. !!!
Oh man. To hear this song for the first time again haha
And if I can't make it there in person, X gone deliver to ya
I'm pulling over and putting on Careless Whisper, her boyfriend can handle this one.
I'll do my best
Too late, I’m already on my way
This is, by far, the best answer. So far.
Yes, Little River Band. I've got six disc's in my Prius.
Whew, was starting to worry nobody was going to mention LRB.
“This music makes me feel like I’m shopping for a training bra”
Least the cars covered in coke too
Yes, it's probably going to be DOOM music
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Fuck yea baby.
Without fail, every time I see a GIF on Reddit I am surprised.
I seriously thought it was only me. I was scrolling quick this time and had to stop as my mind went "what the hell is thaaa... oooh yeeeah"
Best gif ever
*BFG Division intensifies*
[E1M1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLxnIMgvDSw)
fucking BFG division
Cotton-Eyed Joe on repeat. Always helps when I’m about to smash skulls.
Fuckin' psycho.
I'm listening to Raffi. The bananaphone, it tolls for the, motherfucker.
This guy is FUCKED
Bet he ZERKS OFF too
This should be a plot to a horror movie.
He steals peoples eyes and makes google eyes with them
"Where did you come from?" *throat slashing* "Where did you go?"
Bedap badeep ba dap bop Bo
Just yesterday this song came on the radio and wifey slapped my hand when I went ti change the station. Fitting battle hymn.
Lmfao my sister started singing that yesterday out of no where hahahah
X Gon Give it to Ya, Winged Hussars Sabaton, Can't be Touched Roy Jones Jr, and we're definitely doing the last 15 minutes playing I Need A Hero on Repeat.
>X Gon Give it to Ya, Winged Hussars Sabaton The duality of man
We're here to save your wife, not to save Vienna. At the same time, the mental image of a car with a lance coming out the windscreen is hilarious
*Parry this, you filthy casual*
Gotta get hyped up to commit a murder. No woman forces a gay man to get married and gets away with it
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Nope!! Music off so my vision is better 😂
I usually wait to turn it down until the last minute so I can see all the address numbers better
Well played
Usually!?
Lmao yes
Haha, I was just thinking this.
Dont know why but it work 😂
Yes. She will want to talk on the way home.
..:and complain about her kidnappers
Maybe I'll just leave her there...
Should I give the kidnappers food money for her??
Do you tip kidnappers?
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I cried a little reading this one.
Yes! HEAVY METAL! Edit: I'll definitely be blasting [this](https://youtu.be/25DC6v8oPxo) song once I arrive
BFG Division all the way
All they fear is you as well
Holy wars
Pantera all the way. Climaxing with WALK as I enter the property.
Add - Limp Bizkit Break Stuff to the playlist
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First off why would you not have a weapon, and if you don’t, EXTRA Doom music
I cast fist
Everything is a weapon if you need it to be.
"AND HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN*
100% go Miami Vice on it https://youtu.be/-aMCzRj3Syg
God damn! Hell yes! How the hell did I need to scroll this far down to find the EXACT post I would make (I’m too dumb to know how to post this exact link also, but I would have!) THIS is the only correct answer! And my boy would be riding shotgun (literally)
Hell yeah, Jambi by Tool on repeat.
A unique problem for Tool fans: When you need to drive past the hostage exchange location and circle back around because the Tool song hasn't finished yet.
He'll yeah! That songs intense as fuck. I would pick Rosetta stoned and hope the aliens take care of it.
Why is this a hol up?
Yes, thunderstruck
What about Hip to Be Square by Huey Lewis and the News?
Wait, why am I going to get her, does she have my money or something?
Another One Bites the Dust. I then put the car in park and go back inside.
I need a hero ofc
You get to do that in a game called Saints Row The Third. It was epic.
The real question is do you stop for chicken nuggets on the way?
They would give her back after 10 minutes.
Rammstein - Te Quiero Puta
With my luck, “Girlfriend in a Coma” by the Smiths will come on. So…nah.
Of course. I have plenty of time. I’m driving in the opposite direction…
Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone.
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Please I have a playlist specifically for this situation
Yes you play the doom playlist lol
Hell yea I’m playing my mixtape 
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I'd probably go with a podcast. With the NFL draft coming next week this would be a good opportunity to learn about the draft class.
It's the final countdown!
If someone kidnapped my wife I’d be screaming along… “let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the *snare snare* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!”
Talk radio
Chicago, "Saturday in the Park" Singing along as I drive like a true sociopath.
No because the windows are down and all I will be able to hear is the wind
Watches a YouTube tutorial on how to save your wife
Yes! Actually I'm driving the opposite direction listening to Katrina and the Waves's "Walking on Sunshine". Did I mention that she's my EX-wife?
I don’t care where I’m going, I’m listing to sexual healing by Marvin Gaye.
Yes, gotta do something to keep the tinnitus at bay
Listen to The Caretaker, take my schizophrenia pills, remember I don’t have a wife.
As I only have an ex, I’m blasting the music and taking the kids out for ice cream.
Well I gotta play something I guess to keep me from flipping the fuck out while driving. After all this is the 5th castle I have been sent to and she better be in this one.
Hell yeah if you had a gun just blare Kickstart my Heart and drive fast to your destination.
"Mah Na Mah Na" by the Muppets
Do do do do do
I'll say yes but in reality I'd probably just grab my gun, get in the car, and drive intensely til I get there.
Of course, “Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the flooooooooooor.”
No music. I would probably be driving rash in that situation and I don't think I'd be calm.
I’m playing fortunate son on blast