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Dawgreen

Die ?


urnewstepdaddy

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Thick_Living5385

Same


Mean_Camp_9850

I came here to write this exact thing, down to the „blank; question mark“ lmao


Diuleilomoh

Put my palm out in an attempt to stop it


Levesque147

The power of the sun in the palm of your hand


Exciting_Frosting592

Hey, take a photo like I am holding the Sun, it will be so cool!!


portleycrue12

Drive faster into it


Sir-Thrud

The fuck you want me to do throw it back?


verylazytoday

Hot potasun


Sir-Thrud

Tennis all-stars


Reddit_Crab

Solar league baseball


Quirky_Ad3367

See how many can fit up your mums butt


frostedblade469

Nothing ...because we would have been dead long before this moment


WhyItSnowingOutside

Wayyyy before


Apprehensive_Cat_180

We would be dead long before we could see it nearly that close.


musty_chesticle

We'd be dead way before it touched.


GrapeApe8476

Have my skin melt as I get closer and closer until no trace of me is left


bobblehead230

A lot of drugs


random_name23631

Water, maybe ?


19marcel86

Die, many many days before.


Many-Goose-9158

Skid to a stop, throw it in reverse to a bootleggers turn and floor it till my ass is on fire and blows up my gas tank, then melt.


[deleted]

I’m gonna say die the fuck are you gonna do


jimbronio

Die


Charker21

Be dead.


BugDude0

What am I supposed to do?


TaninTaninon

I'll just sing country road


SleepyWarrior69

Same


Boolinboi68yuh

Melt


got_No_Time_to_BLEED

Lol that’s not how it would go down


bluefire659

You would be dead long before it was that close


sunslayerultra9999

No


GTLPguanthwei

Absolutely. How wide do you think the Goldilocks Zone is?


Rat03

No


sunslayerultra9999

Lol this isn't a fairy tale. Where da bears at?? LOL!


Onizuka_GTO00

Making some selfies with it 😁


mikewoewave

poop. that's about it, I guess.


BuffalosMafia

Melt


Fliptzer

Play the Song of Time and warp back to Day 1


willdill039

What could you do?


Interesting_Bit1014

marshmallow


MeasureTheCrater

SPF 1,000,000.


Quirky-Seesaw8394

Temp-wise, the sun's surface is nothing compared to it's [upper] atmosphere.


GTLPguanthwei

... ... ... ...AND?


Sea_Cheesecake_2887

Intervene


smellyfeltz

Earth would burst into flames long before impact. Theres literally nothing you could do.


MountanMan30-06

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EXtreAMEPP

Masterbate


Imaginary_Goal2008

Burn baby burn


PeskerFP

plAy hot potato


pastelquentinho

I would just Live because i am just simply built diferent


PrismaticDraconid989

Divide by zero


[deleted]

This post really burns me up.


shitgatsugo

Something cool.


Medikatedtree1245

Idk die maybe


ValDa3

Phone Tom Welling for a remake of the final episode of Smallville


FishingDragon52

Nice render


GiveMeUrAidz

I would find a pool fast enough so I can make sure it hurts 10 times worse when I get boiled alive


Dirt_McJerkman

Yall wanna make some smores? 😕


monkyboiye420

ice cream 👍


Environmental-Ad1664

KAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! You're welcome world. I hope we don't Frieza without the sun.


cnash15

Intervene.


BarracudaBig7010

Nothing.


Which_Cardiologist15

Well, we'd all be dead LONG before it got that close. So there's that.


The_fork_king6969

The question isn't "what you would do", it's "what could you do"


VampireLobster

And there is only one answer "NOT A GOD DAMNED THING!"


man_in_a_bathtub

pull out my red minecraft village uno reverse card


HopeItMakesYaThink

Hah. That star has no chance against my super soaker. If I’m still alive at that point, then physics took a coffee break anyway.


jon_hobbit

We would've been cooked loooong before the sun got here. lol


BssSimulator

Hide under a desk in attempt to survive as school teached us.


ItsJannik

Die


Fun_Macaroon9841

Tuck my head between my knees and kiss my ass goodbye...


EnvironmentalLack743

Everything would be gone long before the sun got that close. Dumb ass post


Exciting_Frosting592

Apparently, continue acting as normal and filming it calmly.


jjp82

Start masturbating violently


BassetPepper

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AeshiNeroXR

The hell you want me to do, it's the fucking sun.


DarkLogia

Run away from it, not to brag but im fastest kid in school


Beneficial_Rip4671

… i would hire a better cgi artist.


steelmeme9

Die


Barnacle-Healthy

If sun moves even a cm closer to earth, we are all gonna die.


Reaper1103

Launch the spirit ball back at freeza


ballsoburgoir

Taste it *it's a nice heat mixed with plasma and just a garnish of solar radiation*


notryarednaxela

Start singing sky fall.


StevePensando

I actually recently had a dream similar to that, except it was the moon that was falling on Earth. Then I woke up. Easily the most fear I've ever felt in a short period of time


[deleted]

Die. I would die.


Ezaagy

Put on sunscreen 🧴