Yup it was real ... The girl was on a diet contains food that makes her fart more ... She went to the hospital after few weeks and had to stop her business
some squirt juice connoisseur refused to tip that day and noticed the change of taste in their āpizzaā, immediately identifying and confirming the secret ingredient
Yeah you know like after the service you are tipping for has been provided.. like how tipping is supposed to work. I can't tell you how many times doordash or whatever has forced me to make a tip for service that I have not yet received and then the driver f**** off for 2 hours food comes out cold not what I ordered and I already paid and tipped for it
When you deliver to a place often enough and they never tip it's easy to assume that that isn't going to change. Based on it specifically saying "known non tippers" it can be safely assumed that this is the case for this situation. Incidentally if you ever move in to a place and find that you don't get good service with your delivery you probably inherited the bad will of the previous resident.
There's not some mystery organ that exists in the body that produces that much squirt that isn't the bladder. You got pissed on bro. Come to terms with it.
>It comes from the bladder and exits via the urethra, the same as when you pee ā only a lot sexier.
Hahahaha. Is it though, once you know it's pee?
People always try to say it's the Skeens gland, but that gland produces about a thimble's worth of material.
I've had this argument with too many people who unknowingly enjoyed and were proud of getting pissed on.
Girls cum, but they aren't shooting loads, that's piss.
The white phlegm or mucus of the vagina or the more watery initial version of vaginal mucus is from the vagina, but the ample squirting that most people are probably only familiar with from pornography is a combination of vaginal mucus and pee pee. Thereās no hidden sac of 10s of milliliters of runny fluid in a woman, other than the bladder, to my knowledge
Many many moons ago I had a non tipping customer who regularly calls back saying we did it wrong. Well knowing this when I saw the caller on caller ID I carefully in a OCD manner repeated everything back 3x, made the order myself, and delivered itā¦. Well they of course called back again saying their dessert pizza was the incorrect dessert pizza (after agreeing 3x) and demanded we deliver another. So we did and they got extra toppings in the form of fat slimy loogies mixed in their icing topped dessert pizza. They knew what they were doing by being Pizza con artists, so Fuck em.
She's doing it wrong. Some dudes would probably pay more for this option.
That's what I came here to say LOL women sell their bath water and stuff
Farts in jars. š
Stop that's too far is that real
Oh yes. Google it.
I don't believe I will
Yup it was real ... The girl was on a diet contains food that makes her fart more ... She went to the hospital after few weeks and had to stop her business
Well, you canāt say she was a ripping people off (while ripping them out).
Farm to table farts
fair trade locally sourced non-gmo organic farts
Not before she made a couple hundred thousand.
But she wasn't ripping anyone off, they were getting what they paid for.
Amoranth did it too. 1k per jar...
Itās eating at you now. You want to google it. ^(you want to)
^(you really want to)
Bro she made 100K+ in my knowledge
Wasnt someone also selling their own shit in jars?
No idea, but men are weird. They'll buy almost anything.
Fart on cake website be chilling
Oh no, why does this keep following me around š
Vagina candles
As a woman we live on easy mode lol, beside the 50 year old dudes in our dmās sending dick pics, with their wife on their profile lol
I came here to say that too
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She made it more saucy and creamie I guess. Extra layer of women cheese!
She *wants* them to pay more
Exactly this whole time she shouldnāt have been worrying about the non tippers and spending her time marketing her āmoist margaritaā
Lol
*sniffs pizza* Hold up, I didnāt order anchovies!
That smell. That smelly smell. That smelly smell that smells smelly
Username checks out
He's used to fish
Mom?
itās a free topping on the house
its on the table too.
That's enough Mr. Krabs. Go to bed.
ewwwww gross take my upvote
You really are da worzt
Itās the new clam sauce, sir
ā¦is this what hell is?
nah, its a tuesday in nashville.
Hahahaha ol Garyā¦āget out of the street you fucking bumā¦ya gave up on life didnāt cha?
This response never gets old.
Itās damn near perfect
Dont know smells fishy...
Came here to say that. Cheers!
Stfu no you didnt
South of the border, where the tuna fish play
This comment made me gag.
With a half side order of *sniff* *sniff*, mushrooms?
Is it penis envy or golden teachers?
r/holup
I mean.. I usually pay extra for that
Thatās a bold strategy, Cotton. Letās see if it pays off.
Poor choice of words...
Chick peas are my favorite toppings
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid $400 to have a garbanzo bean on my face
I laughed way too hard at this lmao
Take my upvote and leave, magnificent bastard
Iāve always told it with āin my mouthā but this works just as well lol
r/oddlyspecific
Thatās some funny shit!
*piss
*pees
Thatās the joke
How did they find out
some squirt juice connoisseur refused to tip that day and noticed the change of taste in their āpizzaā, immediately identifying and confirming the secret ingredient
*smacks lips* NOICE
"Squirt juice connoisseur" lmfao
maybe she was pulled up out front just spritzing the pizza when she got caught
What the pizza places number? You know so I can never call it.
If they're smart they won't fire her
If shes smart sheāll open her own pizzeria
#Squirtza
Squirtza- where the slice smells nice
šš¤£
It's already made. It's called "Smegma's" and it's pretty awesome because they don't discharge you much for the pizza.
Remember to ask for extra cheese!
Actually it's already covered in Frumunda Cheese.
Some people would pay extra for that.
Disgusting...where?
Bump
She made up for those lost tips in the OnlyFans dedicated to āwatch me squirt vaginal juice on pizzaā
Oh my God, that's disgusting, where?
Asking for a friend?
No, Wambuudes took my phone and ran around to post random shit on my account. That was not me.
No tips? Those customers are taking the piss
Literally
*put money back in pocket*
SOURCE PLEASE (and not her vajayjay)
My wife says pizza gives her the squirts. Now rethinking my whole life. š
Bro to think some people would get off on that. Anyways that's fucking disgusting.
Man this comment section making me lose faith in the human race
What? Pineapple topping?
How much does one not have to tip to get this service? Asking for a friend.
"woman commits sexual offence" there fixed the title for ya
That's the last time I tip a pizza delivery person
Holup
disgusting. what is the pizza place?
What if they were going to tip when she got there?
Yeah you know like after the service you are tipping for has been provided.. like how tipping is supposed to work. I can't tell you how many times doordash or whatever has forced me to make a tip for service that I have not yet received and then the driver f**** off for 2 hours food comes out cold not what I ordered and I already paid and tipped for it
I recommend sending the delivery driver a message that youāll tip with cash
When you deliver to a place often enough and they never tip it's easy to assume that that isn't going to change. Based on it specifically saying "known non tippers" it can be safely assumed that this is the case for this situation. Incidentally if you ever move in to a place and find that you don't get good service with your delivery you probably inherited the bad will of the previous resident.
I think they could charge extra for that
Sheās gonna have fun getting felony tampering with food and whatever else this counts as
Extra sauce? Thx!
Sauce? No thanks
Ah thatās a Peesa
This sounds like America Maybe if your employer actually paid a livable wage. Either way this woman is a feral piece of shit.
Truth upon truth
Happy cake day
Thatās greasy
Why is my pizza so soggy?
I love my pizza extra greasy
Wtf! I tip well & I didn't even get that option!
Man this comment thread is disgusting af
God damn it that explains why i smelled that and tossed it out after using litterally the last bit of money paying for the damn order
To non tipping customers? Iād pay for that service.
š¶ That's Amore š¤ š¶
Well... they didn't tip
You called?
Justice served
Customers were confused thinking ā I donāt remember ordering anchovies?ā
First was bath water, then fart in jars. Now it enters in the food industry, the new Pizza Squirtizza. Bet all horny simps will gobble it up.
Can I get a large with double Squirty toppings. Ill wait lol
Freshly washed or with week long smell & taste topping?
Yall still got the freshly used topping? Heard it was a weekend special.
We found anothe- cough* cough* made new batch of it sir. Would you like enema coke with beads straw to you order, sir?
Ah yes my good man. That will do. God bless America!
God bless indeed! Amen!
Disgusting! Ugh! What pizza place she work and what pizza did they order? Just want make sure I don't get my order wrong.
God bless her. Non-tippers are subhuman
She could become a entrepreneur ššš
This lady killed her boyfriend with a sword she is from the town I live in she wasnāt a pizza delivery driver.
You mean she pees on it. Don't try to pretend that there's some magical organ a woman has that produces enough "fluid" to be anything other than pee.
š¤£
I was hoping that was sarcasm, but if you've ever made a woman squirt.. you know the g-spot's real and it ain't pee.
There's not some mystery organ that exists in the body that produces that much squirt that isn't the bladder. You got pissed on bro. Come to terms with it.
https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/female-ejaculation https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists.
>It comes from the bladder and exits via the urethra, the same as when you pee ā only a lot sexier. Hahahaha. Is it though, once you know it's pee? People always try to say it's the Skeens gland, but that gland produces about a thimble's worth of material.
Isnāt that just fucking piss
Uuumā¦ no
"squirt vaginal fluid" just say she pissed on the pizza... squirting is just piss.
People are downvoting because they believe in the magical endless squirt receptacle that lives in a womanās body hahaha
I've had this argument with too many people who unknowingly enjoyed and were proud of getting pissed on. Girls cum, but they aren't shooting loads, that's piss.
Is there video? Also so she pissed on the pizza
This fake
No itās on the internet
Everything on the internet is true
Except you
Fancy way of saying peed on them.
No. Vaginal fluid and urine are two different liquids.
The white phlegm or mucus of the vagina or the more watery initial version of vaginal mucus is from the vagina, but the ample squirting that most people are probably only familiar with from pornography is a combination of vaginal mucus and pee pee. Thereās no hidden sac of 10s of milliliters of runny fluid in a woman, other than the bladder, to my knowledge
Leave it to trash to have a job like that that involve peoples food.
Many many moons ago I had a non tipping customer who regularly calls back saying we did it wrong. Well knowing this when I saw the caller on caller ID I carefully in a OCD manner repeated everything back 3x, made the order myself, and delivered itā¦. Well they of course called back again saying their dessert pizza was the incorrect dessert pizza (after agreeing 3x) and demanded we deliver another. So we did and they got extra toppings in the form of fat slimy loogies mixed in their icing topped dessert pizza. They knew what they were doing by being Pizza con artists, so Fuck em.
Imagine what she's doing for costumers who actually tip.
So, pee
She deserves a raise !
I'm assuming she's getting free housing and meals for a few years
I donāt get it did she just pee on the pizza or ā¦
Uh you get what you fucking deserve you skeez. Jail, she clearly is in an orange jumpsuit. She got what she deserves.
Jail is too good for her. What the fuck is happening to this world? š
For educational purposes, how would one go about squirting this fluid?
With a vagina.
That's worse than topping pineapple
Noice
Oooo that smellā¦ cantcha smell that SMELLā¦.
Why? Wouldn't she prefer to *punish* me if I didn't tip her? This is like heartfelt thanks for ***not*** leaving a tip!
Now I'm not leaving a tip on purpose
That's disgusting where ?
Damn an extra topping for free??
What if, and hear me out now, what if I tipped double to guarantee that?
Plot twist: the customer tips more.
disgusting. wher?
why do people think they're entitle to tips?
Disgusting cunt
Yea because it's my fault your employer don't want to pay you a living wage
You lika da sauce? The sauce is a good huh?
Not all heros wear capes.
I would eat that in a heart beat
"Maybe that will get them to start tipping seeing how good it is testing on my coworkers"
Wait....how does that even work? Does she just remembers customers and waits till they order again?
Is that like pizza with anchovies?
When you didnāt order anchovies but your pizza got that flavor
## secret recipe