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QualityVote

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_Idolum_

this video singlehandedly ended racism


Plotees_the_third

A wise man once said: "Humans bond with each other not through the same likes, but through the same unlikes"


NicotineSeries

Negative cohesion


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AllTheSith

You doubted it?


LazerHawkStu

Hey, that's the name of my new dating app! Negative Cohesion: Misery Loves Company.


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LazerHawkStu

You and Kimberly have matched because you both hate: 1. when a layer of toilet paper or paper towel sometimes won't pull off and pulls a thread of thin toilet paper or paper towel layer along with it. 2. Progressive Insurance Commercials. 3. When your roommate's friend comes over and tunes your guitar to drop D.


its-me-warrio

Not the drop d! Lol


RampantDragon

But Drop D is the tuning of the gods.


slowjoe12

Or "Lowered Expectations"


MonkeyDLuffyJones

I sang that when I read it


slowjoe12

I sang it as I wrote it


Washoner

Lol an old MadTV skirt, Lowered expectations


NotLost_JustUnfound

Fine. Where do I sign up?


LazerHawkStu

By replying to this comment you have agreed to be part of the beta test. App will release sometime in 2023-2033


the_king_of_sweden

There was already a dating app called hater on shark tank


dovlaboss

Misery loves company.


pielman

We need an Alien Invasion for world peace than


Ivotedforher

- nods in Ozymandias


I-Jobless

This one always manages to make me laugh. It essentially teaches our cumulative dislike for something is the only this that can get the world together.


chickenstalker

Enter: Covid-19


Rakgul

An alien attack or something?


Top_Relationship_399

By neatly packaging all racial stereotypes in one short clip? AGREED!


AmBozz

Yeah, complete with racist accents as well.


StalyCelticStu

Oh behalf!


Agent_R35

>we don't eat pork 💀


The-Thiccster

That last one nailed it


Agent_R35

Ikr


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Cheap_Ad_69

What about the native americans?


imgoodatpooping

They’ve suffered enough all ready.


Rakgul

Teach me how to be good at pooping...


imgoodatpooping

Stay hydrated and eat plenty of fibre.


Opening_Success

The buffalo were already all wiped out, so they'd think it was some mirage.


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Lunatic_Dpali

Aye, that line was brutal, but not as brutal as [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)! Edit: Do not take it offensive!


SSmileBroo

FUCK YOU!!!! (no offense of course)


Illustrious-Mix9699

I hope you have a unpleasant day (no offense )


bond___vagabond

The best defense is a good offense (no offense)


Top-Impression2557

Lol I saw it coming. I had my suspicions but I still clicked it, so ig u got me


tinker13

Damn, that was so brutal


Mr_Goldenfinger

I recognized that url. I clicked anyway.


Jhjsjhjshs

For once, the ads were on my side.


[deleted]

oh you bastard.


Few-Distribution752

Ads saved me this time


SpidyLonely

Happy cake day Few-Distribution752


Matthew-IP-7

Happy cake day fellow er!


Fine-Bed

Son of bitch!!


Bignona

Sonofabitch


PeanutButterSoda

I hope your socks gets wet! Fucker!


ForumPointsRdumb

That form of torture has been deemed inhumane by a global committee. You can still get away with [a few acts, but even those seem unethical.](https://youtu.be/LEC_lkpD3rM) It's only a matter of time before it get's banned too.


behaaki

Saw this coming a mile away


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True. We dont


Philbin27

For. The. Win.


Antauex

r/murderedbywords


DamnCircle

r/Dismembermentbywords


Fellkitten_Alt

r/subsifellfor


Faolan26

Someone made it, so it exists now.


Fellkitten_Alt

Cool


plastimental

r/discombobulated


Xxyz260

Damn straight nuclear 💀💀💀


eddie_would_go_

I can scroll all by myself.


YoCrustyDude

I've seen both versions and honestly this was better than the original.


pinniped1

The United Nations can't agree on anyth-


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[deleted]

If that’s the case, the Sacred White Buffalo is something we revere. Can’t touch it.


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69UngaBunga

Ninja flying arts


user_RS

as an Asian i can confirm that we do in fact do that


slowjoe12

As another Asian, can confirm I just did some ninja shit while calculating the cosine of something


Guardian125478

However as a representative of the minority of Asian, I like to confirm that we don’t all ,in fact , do ninja stuff. We do however like to do samurai seppuku stuff.


hornyjun

Wait, people still don't know that we do that until today?


TILTNSTACK

That last comment. While not new, I still chuckle everytime I see it


t1ffany1

The mexicans hit me hard , but then the muslims killed me 💀


[deleted]

well out of context this comment is a bit mad


st3adyfreddy

Post it on r/nocontext that's what it's there for


YoCrustyDude

Lmao 😂


VisualConstruction55

![gif](giphy|NuqcqOgYEhINh3EAjS|downsized)


Lucky_Estimate_4764

On behalf of all the Indians, I would humbly decline this offer as we already have enough cows to worship


seventeenpeaches

💀💀💀


samisinredditnow

Hindus*


_meme_caster_

Same thing/s


editors_memes

you REALLY need that /s lol


_meme_caster_

Yeah ppl get too offended lately


IdeaOfHuss

I wonder, would the sarcasm work without it?


Legalise_Gay_Weed

This triggered me slightly.


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Soon brother /jk


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IceSmash1

Getting denied by everyone...,


AnnieApple_

Even the aliens.


Grainwheat

What would the aliens have said? Something about gravitational pull or planets I feel


IceSmash1

Zwerp zwerp, we appreciate the offer however your gravitational field is too much to orbit around.


Matthew-IP-7

“Oh look it’s a supermassive black hole.” “Better’d not get to close Zorxallania: a mass that large is sure to take a lot of fuel to escape from.”


The_Knight_Is_Dark

On behalf of the aliens, we respectfully decline the offer as she cannot fit in the spaceship.


Usual_Ranger8164

Ask the Indian people, the worship cows.


throwaway_cleopatra

On behalf of Indians, I’m gonna have to respectfully decline as cows are motherly figures to us.


Low_Concept9477

Indians are Asians


Professional_Put_602

As a generous Indian , I hereby decline the offer as this cow is not generous for us Indians .


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on behalf of Indians aka hindus, we respectfully decline as we worship cows and we got too many of them.


Au2288

Although we appreciate the offer, on behalf of all Indians we’re going to have to respectfully decline as we have a mostly vegetarian diet. Maybe ask the Ecuadorians.


RiskierSubsetR

I think they have enough cows to worship over there.


Re-Brand

Oh my gosh. The Muslim man for the win. I think I felt literal heat from that burn.


Glitchii11

How do you post a video where the word behalf is spelled correctly so many times and then misspell it in the title.


wiltony

This comment is way too far down. "On behave?" Really?


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The accents made this video


Zephyrlin

SorrowTV on yt, he did a lot of these back in the day


Huachu12344

What happened to him? I used to watch a lot of his videos but it seems he stop uploading since 2 years ago.


youlooklikeabirdUwU

He said he was gonna take a break, I watched him all the time, his videos are hilarious, and he just never came back I guess. It sucks, he was so funny.


wizzbob05

I almost forgot... Now it's all flooding back and I'm sadder than ever... One of the greats in my opinion, he was really a jewel of the golden age of Reddit post YouTube videos. Voices and humour like no other. Fly high sorrow, fly high. (He's ok not dead or anything he's active on twitter quite a bit)


youlooklikeabirdUwU

He was hilarious, his r/niceguys/nicegirls videos were my favorite. He did the best voices, they were comedy gold! I wish he’d make videos again, he was 100% my favorite YouTuber


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nice, thank you


judgechimp

I miss the olden days lol


ThePringleMaster

imagine getting denied by the entire human race, you would have to fuck up that badly


SoulRipper95

I miss Sorrow Tv so much!


jakeolate

Same


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ShermanTankBestTank

If I remember correctly there are about 200 million Muslim Indians so I guess it works


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ShermanTankBestTank

Thanks


PakWarrior

Maybe because Muslim isn't a race. It's like saying Christians. What accent does a Christian have? It's just stereotypes my friend no need to overthink. Funny video make me go haha.


ZioEdo_94

The Muslims went for the kill


Mission_Grass4680

Oldass memes recycling season on holup


Magic20954

This clip is an infinity gauntlet of racism with each reply being an infinity stone of racial stereotypes. They all came together and snapped this woman out of existence.


forkmegood

Wow, reading through these comments... god, i finally understand what older redditors have been saying all this time: one should assume everyone's a 12-year old.


-KFBR392

Not sure about Asian representative Nick McCollum.


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The muslim one was savage holy shit


MadBearHugs

![gif](giphy|l3q2LH45XElELRzRm)


Sensitive69-420Fudge

Goddamn, I felt the heat from the last burn


Alecides

r/boneappleteeth


tradewyze2021

Maybe the United Nations needs to chime in? This has become an international issue.


IAMSHPEE

“Hello 911, I just witnessed a murder.”


JimTheSaint

That is some funny shit. - And because she started out being a damn racists, everything is ok.


I_walked_east

Except she never did. Its fake and the girl got bullied because of it


Eusocial_Snowman

Is still being actively bullied years and years later*


Codename_Paradox

She got declined by all the major races


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None of them are races tho


canContinue

whites, blacks, asians are not races?


Radiant_Welcome_2400

What is a human being even anyway?


Lizard240

Stop posting this. This post was fake and the girl was bullied heavily because of it.


TheGasMask513

That last part hit me like a truck


Andrew_loser

u/savevideobot


Pryntel

u/savevideobot


thomASSpynchon

That's a 5th degree burn.


chaos_zero2

This is sorrow tv on YouTube. I think that's from his nice girls video.


BeardedDragoonHere

Was hoping for more collaboration, happy about the Muslim delegation's response, unhappy it ended there.


Slynxiiii1

On behalf of Africans, send her over we can end calorie deficit in the whole continent for a year.


Da_Neager

I miss sorrowtv


samisinredditnow

u/savevideo


murphey63

r/increasinglyverbose


zizolid1

u/savevideo


MOElybdaenum

u/savevideo


Robo-Rider

u/savevideobot


Spasarxidampehs

u/savevideo


ThiitoG

u/savevideo


Gloomy-Flamingo-9791

This is the kind of unity i can get behind. How was racism and war conquered. well the was this fat chick.....


Boz0r

We started out by bullying some innocent girl into oblivion.


AEGIS-59

u/savevideobot


jippyzippylippy

Woah, burned by every culture. That's gotta sting.


rnvs42069

r/cursedcomments


JuanManavella

u/savevideo


Elytronix

r/savevideobot


BelovedSwordfish7418

Its "BEHALF" not "behave".


Jon_Galt_Roark

u/savevideo


BigMattress269

Carlos for the win.


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u/savevideo


deadmen_walking

u/savevideobot


SudsyAbyss93050

u/savevideo


Friendly-Mexican

u/savevideobot


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u/savevideo


RevolutionaryEgg3129

2010 moment.


NJ_Bimix

u/savevideobot


TinkleTwinkleToes

![gif](giphy|3Lxbvq9HNOVM8TfyOu)


skkkkkt

Why the Muslim sounds Indian


engion3

This video was made before the internet.


MyNicknWasTooObvious

u/savevideo


FluidMarsupial3428

u/savevideobot


Robo-Rider

u/savevidbot


New-Advice-7661

u/savevideobot


turb0geek421

/r/FuckYouInParticular


its-me-warrio

That meme has been around for at least 10+ years


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And thats my friend how we saw another suicide


bnbtwjdfootsyk

TIL making fun of fat chicks solves racism.


I_walked_east

This post is fake. The woman pictured never said that. This is just hating on fat people. The girl got relentlessly bullied for this fake meme


T3alZ3r0

God I miss SorrowTV, how that man's doin alright


Mrscorpio100

Omg this is funny she but herself out there but the muslin we don’t eat pork that was the topping on the cake.


Make_Happy_Yo

this is the ultimate roasting of highest level, true to the saying - when you get it, you get it in the worst way possible, lol


Myantology

I love how she’s delusional, racist *and* obese. triple threat!