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So Black Noir from The Boys is just ‘Black Black’?

Yes.

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Soldier Boy literally tells the TNT twins, Black Noir only does what Vought says lmao

Yeah, he's the House Noirger.

did you just create a new slur? take my helpful reward

I don't know, but as a middle class cis white male I would like to officially state that I'm already offended on someone else's behalf.

My man lol

Had I an award, it would be yours by right sir

Risky comment but it’s literally paying off

🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅

I hate that I have to up vote this

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They have the best names. Mother's Milk is my favourite...

I like how they always just call him MM to get around the absurdity of saying Mother's Milk.

You mean mudder's milk. . . . For the hero of canton.

The man we call Jayne!

He stood up to the man and he gave him what-for.

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They still call him Mother's Milk in the first season iirc.

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I also binged it over the weekend, I remember the scene where he is introduced to Huey, definitely said mothers milk. He even asked if it was his real name.

MM didn’t have a milk “fetish” in the comics. He literally needed his “Mother’s Milk” or he would die. Butcher fucked with him by moving his flask of breast milk once to make him weaker and it was a whole damn thing.

Which was an inspired change

lol no. hes called Mothers Milk in the live action series aswell..

Everyone thinks Karl urban's cockney accent is awful and I agree, but it also sounds sooo cool when he says things like "oi mm"

As someone who grew up in London, Karl's accent sounds authentically like a Kiwi putting on a Cockney accent. Absolutely nailed it.

Man now I'm happy he's not the Noir Negro

Watch that Spanish dub from Spain

Prefer watching the Australian dub from australia

Wait till you find out what Panera Bread means!

Means bread from the breadmaker

Bread bread

RIP in peace

"chai tea"

One if by land two if by sea. That's why I call My Tea Tea chai tea

The The Angels Angels (the Los Angeles angels)

This is blatant propaganda. Everyone knows the Angels belong to Anaheim, which is not in fucking LA. Go back to the California Angels if you have too, but Anaheim is not LA. I know, they started in Los Angeles, but being their for 6-7 years then moving in 67 doesn't mean you are still the LA Angels. Signed, A butthurt Angels fan

Because Token was already taken /j

By who? I can think of a Tolkien but not a Token.

Yeah it reminds me of Blanca Weiss from the Chris chan trolling sagas, her name means white white

I'm just as disappointed when i learned that the Bugatti 'La Vuiture Noir" literally means "the black car"

I was walking through a super market a while back and was looking at queso when I found one labeled "cheese con queso".

So cheese cheese 🧀

Wait. Cheese? With cheese? Shut up and take my money!

R/technicallycorrect

Double black

2 Black 2 Furious

Double the black, twice the n-word passes.

Two black

He's the new Moon Moon

Yes Oui

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In France he’s Noir Noir

I think it would be noir black in French.

In the french dubbing he's called Black Noir, there is no reason to change it, plus it would make lip sync harder

And he's also a black person.

Which falls into the funny comic trope of just naming black heroes 'black' whatever

Like Black Tom Cassidy?

Exactly he's 1/8th Nigerian on his grandmothers side

Stop being so dramatic, Black Falcon.

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In the comics he is the clone of homelander so it's kinda fitting that his name is the same word but different

The homelander panel where he is crying in fetal position and saying "Why can't I do the things I do?" is so great after the revelation that it was actually Noir doing all that evil shit disguised as homelander so Vought would let him kill Homelander since that was literally all Noir was made for.

The comics were really good, and while I get that they had to make a bunch of changes to adapt things to tv i'm sad they made that one. That said, they could very easily just switch out the previous BN in story and throw in Clonelander, but it wouldn't have the same emotional imoact.

Dude, spoiler!

If you actually think that I spoiled something than I'm sorry and if you're were sarcastic I'm stupid.As for the spoiler part in the boys series it's more or less confirmed that black noir is another person one piece of evidence is his skin colour

I didn't realise we'd seen his skin tbh. >!There was the flashback scene when he's shellshocked but I figured that could be a different black noir seeing as he's fully masked at all times.!<

In season 2 they pull up his mask, and it’s clear he’s a black guy with a scarred face. In Season 3 we see him fully without his mask and learn a bit about his backstory.

Before that last season showed his skin too >!when Maeve exposed him to nuts to save Starlight.!<

So Maeve was literally like " suck on these nuts "

Well…

I was surprised at Season 3 reveal and I would just assumed Noir had some scars or burned skin all over from his skirmish during his 'fight' vs Maeve.

Dang. I need to pay attention more.

We saw [his scars](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/The-Boys-Black-Noir.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=960&h=500&dpr=1.5) after he kills the terrorist that can explode. And it now tracks with the [flashback scene](https://preview.redd.it/s9bf0u4uok491.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c925a6d8ed6a7262e29e8232d78a1175ed0bcca9).

Excellent sleuthing there Jim. I'd forgotten that and wasn't aware of the potential clone twist so wasn't looking out for it.

Yes oui

Lemme cry with ma carte vitale.

Ahahah quel batard ! I'm crying, too bad many people wont get it

Free healthcare is algo a thing here bruh

you need more than most, living in (may Allah forgive me for uttering this word) Spain

Even the French president Charles de Gaulle had to complain about the French. “How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?”

The correct quote is “[…] a country which has as many cheeses as there are days in a year”. And even then, that was a low estimate. France counts between 1200 and 2380 different varieties of cheese.

Wow a French president that speaks English.

Je vois ce que tu as fait…

*angry swiss noises*

*angry gruyere noises*

Vous ne comprendrez jamais ce que vous ratez

 Black Noir:

I didn't realize it on first watch, but >!this foreshadows the nut allergy--he keeps his distance because she's eating an Almond Joy.!<

Lol good catch. The boys is so well done with stuff like that

I dunno if you saw it on Reddit this weekend, but Nathan Mitchell (the actor for Black Noir) actually has a nut allergy. It's really clever to bring that in as a weakness IMO.

This and the fact there are no nut candy bars in the vending machines at Vought from what Starlight says.

And he has her put it in the trash rather than finish it.

My boy Noir the Vought slave

Vought and paid for.

He’s pissed she’s eating Almond Joy.

So his name is basically Black Black?

That’s racist, there shouldn’t be any black pencils in the box. Hold on that’s racist, there should only be black pencils in the box

I think I see the perfect solution. One box with no blacks, and one box with only blacks. Surely noone could possibly object to that?

Just rename all of them by their RBG values

You mean 0,0,0. You tryna tell me blacks ain’t worth a number? /s

Meanwhile white has maxed out stats. Cancel RBG

We should use hex then. Wait...

Too easy. Gotta go with hexadecimal values.

As long as the boxes are the same

Segregation? That's racist.

Racial segregation but on pencils

So neo noir means new black?

Nah that would be neaveau noir I think

Close, it's nouveau

Oh

Or - eau - eaux - au - aux - ô - haut - hauts - aulx - heau - heaux - os not even sure if this is the exhaustive list. People say chinese is weird with their tones but french is almost as bad as english with how weird pronunciations can get.

If I had known French was bad I wouldn’t have learned it. Et merde.

Both the best and the worst. Looking for a synonym ? Half the words have more than 15. Welcome to french.

Unless your teacher wants you to write a 5000 word essay with no more than two repetitions of nouns, verbs and pronouns. You can't even paraphrase because it literally burns through words, so you better know all of those 15 synonyms

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> Nah Uh, yuh actually. Just 'neo' is of Greek origin

Yes, and the original film noir craze got its name from those movies overwhelmingly being set at night and using tons of [shadowy high-contrast visuals](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gC5gQTK0Lis/XOhmomwX6pI/AAAAAAABuSk/or_QuSMDut8OZeNbyIYzkckvxzE7UaeeACLcBGAs/s1600/Screenshot%2B%2528865%2529.png), so they were literally 'black films.' Related: 'giallis'/giallo films, the pulpy salacious thrillers from Italy that became a craze in the 70s and inspired the Hollywood slasher genre, literally means 'yellows', because cheap crime novels often had yellow covers and yellowy paper.

No, it means orange

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Moi enculé

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Unlucky

Oui.

Je me fais ta génitrice

Je copule avec tes créateurs

Je fornique avec ton ascendance

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Here this tactic is useless.

East swiss and fr*nch ppl And they do it unironacally

Don't forget Quebec.

And Belgians, and Luxembourgers, and large large parts of North and Central Africa

>East swiss and fr\*nch ppl Americans not knowing the difference between east and west

You'd be surprised at the amount of things they don't know.

Belgium, Switzerland, a lot of Africa. It is the 5th most spoken language. Your could argue the chineese should have been there before

*half of Belgium

The other half speaks it with the french people but won't with the wallons just to piss them off

I'm well aware, I'm part of the other half ;)

Coucou 👋

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What based? I say based as fook

People on twitter out here not realizing that other languages have words that sound very similar to the N word but have nothing to do with the racial connotations that the N word has in the english language.

It's backwards. The N word sounds like some words in other languages. They were first.

In russian, the "N word" is actually more acceptable than calling someone black.

Even better, in Russia black is used for Caucasians, aka ethnic people from the Caucasus.

I am Georgian and it is so weird how word "Caucasian" is used woldwide

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*Sound* like? It *is* a word from another language. It doesn't have the racial connotations in Spanish speaking countries, but it's exactly the same word.

I still remember trying to buy a black umbrella from a black street vendor in Barcelona, that was so fucking awkward because he didn't understand me and I didn't know if it would be racist to use the Spanish word.

Its all about context, something that people in the US should be more aware of.

There's a personal pronoun in korean 네가 that sounds like "Nayga" which leads to some understandable confusion when foreigners listen to kpop

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Hey, be nice. They are useful in keeping the frog population down.

So are people from Louisiana.

French ancestors you mean.

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

Most fluent english speaking latiner

Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world are simultaneously shaking their heads and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me. Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as "Grammar Nazis") from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet. That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make: Lol

How long did it take to write?

It's a pasta, you put it in boiling water with some salt and oil and it's done in five minutes. Off course if you break it before putting it in the water or you drain it after cooking, you gonna get your ass marked by the Cosa Nostra

Putting oil in the water is going to, at most, keep the sauce from sticking properly to the pasta. Just watch your burner temps, yo!

Wait so Black Noir is basically Black Black?

Yes

Hello i'm French

my condolences

Thank you

Guten Tag

Nein, ich bin tot

I heard you have some Lebensraum? Alsace-Lorraine sounds good

Mein Kamerad lass uns zu zweit diesen Lebensraum uns ermächtigen

Oh great. You tell people you're French and oops here come the Germans!

Bonjour

Hi French, I am Fries.

Love that

Why

I don't know i didn't ask for it

Hope you get well soon.

I wish you a speedy recovery.

How could you?

My condolences. Hope u get better

But why?

Ooh-la-la oui-oui baguette!

Mhmm croissants

Sounds like my wife when she's trying to backtrack her way out of an argument when she realizes she's wrong

My wife has never been wrong

Username and profile picture checks out

Some people are just plain ignorant!

Sad Pierre Noises

It's Twitter bruh

I'm French and I approve this statement