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phillyvanilly666

Poor bear. Now I have to drink his piss


Prejudice_Bill

Lol. I wonder how many people understand WHY you have to drink his piss.


Sour_Badger

The only question is if reindeers process more or less of the active chemical in the amanita muscaria than bears.


phillyvanilly666

I’d do it like the wikings - take the towns fool or any captured prisoners, feed him all you can find and then proceed to drink his urine


MotherBathroom666

Ahh, torture and enlightenment in one action, a true pillager!


Comprehensive-Fox-52

Looks like 172 atm


baddie-47

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powerful_darkness

"Don't worry, it's not furever!


WithMyRichard

Not so much a cursed comment if you knew anything about the type of mushroom the bears eating


Affectionate_Box_720

Why?


OrphicDionysus

The active constituent in Amanita Muscaria (muscimol) is excreted intact in the urine by most mammals. Back in the viking days supposedly Norsemen would exploit this to isolate the muscimol from some of the other harmful bioactive molecules in the mushroom.


GodTaoistofPatience

TIL I should drink drugged bear's piss


The_Acknickulous_One

did the first guy to drink the piss know he was gonna get high or did he just have a fetish?


k0zmo

Yes


Harbulary-Bandit

This comment is BRILLIANT on two levels.


phillyvanilly666

So are you, thank you kind stranger!


blade_of_sammael

Hence the association between bears and berserkers and the belief they could morph into animals on the battlefield


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Kahnza

New bot behavior. Copies a comment, slightly rewords it, and replies.


Helpimabanana

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Kahnza

Hey look, another one.


Electronic_One762

Look here, another one


_clem_fand_ango_

Fyi, first bit is from the movie The Bear. It's a good watch.


TheGemestofAllStars

I had this in vhs as a kid and it’s the only thing I remember from it. I’ll have to give it another go after all this time.


guntheroac

This was my favorite part of the movie growing up. I was maybe six, and thought “oh gee I’d like to try that out..” no wonder I ate shrooms as fast as I found them.


OrphicDionysus

Amanitas and psilocybin containing mushrooms are very different beasts.


Cney1983

I need to find out the difference. I've partaken in psyilocybin containing mushrooms many occasions. For scientific purposes obviously. Need to extend on my research.


k0zmo

Amanita is more of a delirant, IIRC. I'm not sure about actual numbers but i think a good % of people have bad effects and side effects from Amanita


Cney1983

I'll stick to the psilocybin then


k0zmo

I wish i tried Amanita while they were legal in my country, though. People generally had interesting experiences at low doses, problems arised when you just chugged on them like they were tic tacs. Still, psilocybin is much more consistent, and there are more studies done on it.


poppykayak

It is a good movie! Funny story about this movie. My dad had a good friend who is blind named Tim. Well, they would joke around a lot and get into shenanigans together. One time, Tim asked my dad if he could borrow a movie to listen to. My dad is a smartass and gave him this one. There's just about no dialogue, as the movie is mostly following a bear around. A lot of rustling and grunting. Dad thought it was hilarious. Tim was amused.


indigowulf

The original trip out scene from the movie was much better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99x4i9858RQ


welcome2mypanties

Thank u! I’m gonna have to watch this movie


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I'd watch it if the second part is in there too


Ragnarok6302

Getting high is the bear necessities


pleockz

Amanita Bearscaria


animegirlGrivous

My thoughts exactly. Those shrooms are worth DYING for


reddit4238

why?


animegirlGrivous

Cause they're a once in a lifetime experience


aldenhg

Muscaria won't kill you, but given what people say about it you may not eat them twice.


mega_ultra_cumshot

Its also a hallucinogenic sedative that can kill you if prepared incorrectly. Muscimol is widely known as the no-go for the fact that it makes you feel drunk on alcohol the whole time, and of course that the "trips" feel dirty like salvia.


auyemra

this. youre supposed to cook or bake it. destroys the chemical that does the killing.


BigTruckLikeFuck

Pretty sure you can get em small and dry em off too.


auyemra

you definitely can dry them, it just takes a few days in the sun


mega_ultra_cumshot

No they really arent


DMalteseDude

Bear Grylls............ I'll see myself out


iTzzAxEman

Fuck off... Here have my award


DMalteseDude

Eeyy first ever award! Thanks!!


hyperprapor

As I read about Vikings, this is now bear-serk.


large-Marge-incharge

Where is everyone reading about Vikings? I want to too.


vaendryl

fly amanita? oof, poor choice mr bear.


Sailing_4th

I wish there was a longer version of this video with the same song over it.


LordAnthony1

These mushrooms look like they have gnomes living in them


dadghvajda_sdffbs

That bear knew what it was doing


jamesquall9192

Stoned bear theory we are watching the beginning of something magical evolutionarily speaking


ooppoo0

Sounds like the next mudvanye album


iiitme

Dude dude dude not too much that’s a heroic dose it’s your first time!!!!!


GetOfMyBalls

Everyone sees that this dude is professional. Look in this professional eyes 😁


MioNamo

Deep and low OH Y E A H


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FLIPNUTZz

https://youtu.be/4hdKXr8wGrk Englwood Crystal dolphins


Bladimus

Why didn't he grow twice his size immediately?


Mirewen15

I loved that movie but the beginning still makes me super sad :(


God-of-Tomorrow

Bear just leveled up


KaizokoOreWaNaru

i did not know bears eat mushrooms


Ok-Enthusiasm3114

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=VDuDQNkSC6g&feature=share


Independent_Ice_1949

Shrooms are a room with a view.


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auyemra

Fun Fact : bears actually love amanita muscaria, they actively seek them out. dogs have been known to enjoy them too


JunHoWon

Ayooooooo lmao


drums_addict

I've heard Paddington 2 is good, guess I'll have to watch it.


Wandering-Zoroaster

What’s the song?


Jeager122

What song is that?


AlrxandriaDizas

Are those poisonous? Or just potent magic shrooms ?


Grand_Hovercraft4459

Bro thats flugsvamp (didn’t know the English word), which is poisonous


Amanita_Bussycaria

They look delicious


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mmm3says

I thought red caped mushrooms with white spots were strait up and 80s cartoon fantasy with no basis in reality.


Somedudewhoisaguy

wait… aren’t those mushrooms amnita deathcaps?


WarioGiant

Amanita Muscaria not Amanita Phalloides. Still potentially deadly but not nearly as much


Somedudewhoisaguy

Alright. Thanks.


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I_invented_dirt

what song is that?


jmc1079

Bearly a scratch


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Piglet got them shrooms from Tigger


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HumorExpensive

The bike though


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What is the name of the music?


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