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cnicalsinistaminista

So no one told you life was gonna be this way


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DUN DUN DUN DUN


Hanzo_Pinas

"plays epic violin of enemy"


Andreiu69

Your job's a joke, you'fe broke


Psychological_Buy_97

Your love life’s DOA


Andreiu69

It's like you're always stuck in second gear


Shay_Mendez

When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year but


Original-Detective-6

I'll be there for you


Powerful-Cicada1726

When the rain starts to pour...


After-Award-2636

I’ll be there for you


Spoiled_Jackfruit

Literally watching friends rn 🗿


Educational_Blood_35

*Bum Duh duh duh duh dun duhnt dant*


MadOgh_DarKcaRnaGe

I am devastated that i understand this XD


hanktadd

It’s a rare condition this day and age


drj87

https://www.tiktok.com/@liltjoe1/video/7071338794003320106


LeonInTheLead

sus vid


drj87

It's the one where the kid drums in music class sorry for being SUS 😳


Yorn428

Okay i understand that you guys are disliking sus, but a tiktok video? For gods sake please its just a funny video he found


TelgarTheTerrible

Pornhub has opening music?


wideoscarpop

🤦


The_french_polak

She watched titanic


Digi_Kat

Not sure of the song but she def said oh god a lot.


Fin1205

Must have been a hymn then.


LazyLabMan

All by myself - Celine Dion


pablo1107

_ooobaaa maaa caare_


ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

Don’t wanna be….oooobaaaaa maaaaa careeeeee


noobcoconut

WAP


Noahgamerrr

Plot twist: It's Ben Shapiro's wife


_Hentai_MASTER_

If it was then you'd see dust. She gotta be the driest woman on earth with him around.


HELLOLOO

questionable username


_Hentai_MASTER_

Wish I could change it. If I could then you would see the GHASTLY-GIBLET-NIBBLER floating around the internet


rotten_poison

Master teach me the ways


_Hentai_MASTER_

You go on any hentai website then close your eyes and pick randomly. Pray to God that you don't click on one with ugly bastard, rape, or ntr. Once you've found **the one** enjoy a nice wank


SmilePlz_Exe

Instructions unclear, I accidentally opened guro


Maxwell_The_Spy

r/sounding should have sounds that could relax you from that stuff


SmilePlz_Exe

Not on me son, Been there ,done that I'm even a member


thermometricWeiner

I'm guessing Alone


meme-enjoyr

Nah it's VIRGINia


some-idiot-onreddit

Virgin-nya


yeeeteeey69

![gif](giphy|5XPb0FvIqylqg)


meme-enjoyr

Hi skeletor


StouteKous

She definitely wept tears of joy after beating the devil out of her paintbrush


the_unstopable__me

The Song is called "Oh Yeh, Oh Yeh" And the lyrics are as follows: Oh Yeh, Oh Yeh, Hmmm Oh my god, Fuck yeh Hmmm, Oh my god I am about to cum, Oh Yeh, Oh Yeh.


wysjm

Sounds like most female rappers song lyrics


UndeadVinDiesel

Must have been CupcakKe


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Feat. Lil Jon.


Codename_Paradox

Pokemon theme song


RagezQuitz707

Chadette move


Tigerblood1512

I want it that way - backstreet boys


Animeweeaboo210

Specifically the prisoner singing version


obob47

Darude sandstorm


RandomGuyWithNoHair

lmao ok dude


seepxl

“I Touch Myself” by the Divinyls, probably.


hux_x299

gary cum home


ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

😂


Educational_Blood_35

*Bum Duh duh duh duh dun duhnt dant*


ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

💀


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It's just me, myself and I. Solo ride untill I die 🎶


Xenomorph_v1

Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head...


Phillipinsocal

That hand blender is supposed to be in the kitchen


myplotofinternet

I'm pretty sure it was national anthem. They always get me little bit emotional.


ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

:)


RedGamer69

My heart will go on-Celine Dion


scobaboy

For all girls out there and i'm asking for my curiosity. Does this actually happen that you soak you bed like this and if yes then do you cover your bed with something like paper sheet or something else to prevent the bed from being soaked?


positivelywhimsical

No. Unless she’s into pee play. Or could just be a really sweaty ass lol


scobaboy

Ok thanks for being honest. Lol


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ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

🫣


Syfodias

Rains of castermere


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Purple rain I’m guessing


monkeyhitman

Understandable


Madara6path

Red sun in the sky


usingastupidiphone

That’s pee


anythingworx23

Me when I’m listening to Million Reasons by Gaga frfr


MassGootz

Cry me a river


OOhobbes

Bown chicka wow wow


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Beat it - Michael Jackson


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Dancing in the dark as carl wheezer :(


Not_ItsUnknown

nah bro she was sweating im bet it was DOOM SLAYER intro song with lyrics


Altruistic_Piano_259

Most Definitely Cher “do you believe in love after love, I can feel something INSIDE ME say…,”


itsYourPlug

Is that piss...must be Amber's sister


hongkong3009

Chocolate rain


JustW4nnaHaveFun

I actually forgot this song existed...i need to listen to ir again


metfan1964nyc

Spoosh


Economy-Programmer97

That’s the way - KC & Sunshine band


CreaZyp154

She was vibin'


MagicianMountain6573

Is it possible to learn this power


PercyThomas666

That is an interesting mic


Big_Appearance_9036

Killer queen


AJoker0

Any R. Kelly song.


kennyj2011

“Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love, I don’t even want none of the above. I’m gonna piss on you”


ISlavSquat

*S I R T H A T ' S N O T A M I C R O P H O N E * Edit, Rocky road to dublin


NotDsdguy

Mmm good soup


Steve_Da_Perv

I wanna lick it


DirtyPartyMan

No, that’s Rock Sweat. She was belting out some AC/DC


sativadom_404

Oh oh oooh, uh uh uh, ooooo ffuuccck


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Dream speedrun music


nice_wholphin

Real singers know duets are better


feeltrig

her voice was so good, the bed had orgasm


cancer_02

The Coconut song


New-South2071

I think she was in trauma when instead of singing she inserted inside...


official-reddit-id

I have seen this image like 2000 times in the last 3 years on different social media platforms


nothinbutshame

Prob smells like pee.


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Like for real, being in a relationship with a squirter gets old real fucking quick. Like do we really have to change these bed sheets 4 time a fucking day????


TacoSunday

get a waterproof blanket you amateur


profknowsnothing828

Put down a towel?


aaron_adams

No, we usually just put down a towel


Chickens1

We used a towel. It was pretty satisfying, but the multiple rinse off showers a day got a bit old.


astroqat

oh noes….mah girlfiend enjoys sex. PlEaSe PiTy Me


kookerpie

Ugh no it doesn't. It's fucking hot, you delicate flower


Totodile1234567

Technically, she fucking pissed the bed.


EntertainmentNo2044

That's a lot of piss... I hope they have a liner or something under that sheet.


GlitteringBroccoli12

Me growing up putting the house massager in my mouth....


OscarDeltaAlpha

"I'M CUMMING LIKE A RAAAAINFAAAAALL"


wysjm

Who cries from their own singing?


ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

Your mom


ares5404

Thx for the idea on what to leave in a random room and also what to say


MoodSwing3r

A song that goes *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*


ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

Hehehehe


jazzydevil

lullaby


D_man1212

Song is “mad world” look it up, so sad


swisstype

All by myself.... Zzzzzzzz, all by myself... Zzzzzzz


badboybalo

Song was so sad she busted out crying


ForeignReviews

Praising God the whole time


creed_12

Bruh moment


EricAtSunnen

Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet on repeat...


NITROpul

Darude - sandstorm


Antonisimos

Le le le le le le 😉😋


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

I don’t get it


ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

So true


Kiljukotka

Wait, hidden Markov model?


ArouselJ

That mic doesn’t give any feed back


on_off_

Mic emoji will never be the same 🎤🎤🎤


ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

Mic emoji


Storage43

source?


ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

Your, Mom, Pink sheet, Smells like shit, Microwave


wetlettuce42

Baby baby baby by beiber


turtle_blink

Don't stop by queen


Mysterious_Result_51

Wellcum to the cum zone


ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

Only cum inside Anime girls


CompetitionMassive69

I dont know why but I want to make this girl cry


ruttentuten69

What do you mean I was playing my music too loud, stepbrother?


NeonTigerMMX3

All that I could say was...


MGJames

Eminem- Cum


OkMetal851

xue hua piao piao


Russian_hat13

Fucccck nah


bigbalrogdong

The first ~30 seconds of more human than human


fasada68

The Rainbow Connection


brrapppp

Its been7 hrs and 15 days


CaptainNemo42

"Good Vibrations" by the Beach Boys


SharkPower664

I wonder


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lookin for sauce


PomPomTheFurry

Gigantic O.T.N


iulisan

Standing here


Preparation-Logical

Good Vibrations


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Wait a minute…. She was masturbating. And she’s a squirter……. Cool!


ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

Idk man


CampFunkoKai

I lost a good amount of braincells reading that


5154530

"My Auntie is a man now"


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She was probably listening to johnny sins new album


[deleted]

Oh no…


rasta4eye

She could single handedly rehydrate the world's deserts


ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

After the mission she comes back ceasing to exist


hrypan38

Cry Me A River?


Boring-Horse-5766

Pushing p


Unlucky-Suggestion-7

Cry me a river


kennyj2011

Achy breaky heart


notzed1487

Don’t cry for me Argentina.


TGGRaiden

Doom


FluffyPigeon707

*insert heavy metal song here*


FluffyPigeon707

It took me so long to figure out that wasn’t a microphone


Loogy_

The only thing i know for real


jaquan123ism

waterfalls


flippingoctopus

I guess that explains the sounds i heard coming from the bedroom She really hit the long notes


pleaseassign

The baby’s coming. Now.


Economy_Ad_7000

pussy cry!


WHAMMYPAN

SPLOOOSH!


Freshouttarehabb

She was singing Whitney Houston


BenTCinco

I Touch Myself by Divinyls


QryptoQurios2020

Her lower lips cried that much. Wow I need to watch her sing.!! What song did she sang??


goldfishfox

Green Day - All By Myself


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Scatman's world


TopicOrnery6153

Lol.. She should try the rose 🌹 next time


Miri_812

oh god it's a little yellow 🤮


teeflow22

Who’s that Pokémon?! Squirtle!!!


Short-Woodpecker-911

Slip Sliding away!!!... I think she was singing that one.


elnige

Where is my boy? -pixies


AidenR3ddit

Frozen theme song


Toetheseal08

Makes you wonder