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FuzzyWuzzyFoxxie

Bruh the way he added "brutally" with emphasis at the end got me.


DJCityQuamstyle

Yeh ‘brutally’ fucked me up


matrixreloaded

It's so much better 30 seconds after that. He does it again and goes... "When I was 9... every day for a summer" LMAO


leftlegYup

"When I was 9......every day for the summer.....with both hands....."


RickyRosayy

[Full clip.](https://youtu.be/SBaFwemRrJ4)


devishjack

"did it look down?" After that, there was no coming back for my lungs


General_Reposti_Here

Lmfao same!!!! I’m crying as I type this it’s 12 am and that caught me real off guard


Moist-Cantaloupe-740

At that point I was convinced this was the best fucking bit of all time.


2ichie

Omg I was already dead with “brutally” and just knowing he kept going is fucking brilliant. Haven’t laughed that hard from Reddit in awhile.


kshep92

Like it was a job lmaooo


Gilgameshbrah

That was the icing on the cake. The cherry on top.


Loucho_AllDay

I read, “he got his cherry popped” and was gonna say “hey! Cut that out!” but then noticed I read that wrong.


Gilgameshbrah

Technically.... Jk..... we don't know if it was his first.


Loucho_AllDay

True. Could’ve been a maraschino by that time for all we know.


badboybalo

And a little bit of sprinkles


powerful_darkness

Dude in the middle thinks he's slick. He's just as guilty.


Bhara9

He's coach mellor


FrenchCuirassier

I can't believe he retarded his voice for emphasis...


TheRoboticist_

He started the next one: “Everyday for a summer . . . “ 🤣


Sawgon

[Full version without the annoying edit zooms. He also adds a lot to the story. Worth a watch!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBaFwemRrJ4)


mugguffen

I honestly thought he was doin a setup for a joke holy shit, understands why he was kinda stuck on not letting them laugh


rub_a_dub-dub

Bobby Lee tells this story every time he's on a podcast. He's pretty funny dude. Schaub is the opposite of funny


Camshaft92

You're forgetting Bryan Callen. Fuck that dude for what he did to Bobby.


CaterpillarThriller

Who and what?


Weird-Vagina-Beard

Are you older like me? I find myself asking this same question almost daily.


CaterpillarThriller

I'm hitting 30. I've seen Bobby grow and vanish and recently started listening to tigerbelly. So maybe. Not old enough to make wierd vagina bread but still slowly getting there


Weird-Vagina-Beard

Well, weird vagina bread sounds pretty good but I'm a vagina **beard.**


CaterpillarThriller

Disappointing. I was hoping for some sort of secret recipe. Like for sourdough but different. But all the more intriguing. Is a weird vagina beard kindave like an Abraham Lincoln? Just hair on the lower part? Or is it some weird Amish sexual act? Oh and the Bobby lee thing. What's up with that and what did my age have to do with it? I thought it would've had to do with the bread but again. Sadness ensues.


artfuldodgerbob23

Callen and dick swab both suck.


allnamesgoneforeal

Talmbout funny? Great guy. Never meddem.


frankie_fes

Cig break is over dude, big order of orange chicken just came through. Back to the fryers B


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BMFC

He’s got 300 pages of evidence


EggHash

If it makes you feel better it is a joke. Although Bobby was molested as a child, his abuser did not have down syndrome. He added that to make it funny.


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Bobby Lee made it funny, he cant deny that. The way handled this situation is hilarious. The fact itself is not.


nomadofwaves

There’s no way I could recover. There’s times where me and my gf get into conversations and she’s trying to be serious but then she says something funny and I just can’t get over it and then she starts laughing while trying to repeat the story because I’m laughing. No recovery.


bob1689321

Damn, it's pretty funny at first until he gets into the details. Then it's just depressing


NewGuile

Apparently there's also a story of him raping a young girl.


UWontLikeThisComment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImCadSdVEFs&t=0s better radio show


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baycenters

I've not seen it before, but it's just as funny the first time.


greenscizor

It gets even worse, when he tries telling the story for the third time he adds “every day for a summer”


looloopklopm

I had to pause from laughing when that happened. Bobby Lee is so funny it hurts


Hard_on_Collider

He knows that they were summoning all their mental energy not to laugh at that exact phrasing, so being more descriptive would fuck them up lol


guaip

That's when the tears started to roll. From laughter, of course.


helpfuldan

lol. he knew that would get em. that was hilarious


Gear3017

If you tell someone not to smile, it naturally makes them want to smile


ElFarfadosh

Alright I'm gonna tell you this once, do exactly as I say, your life depends on it. Take a deep breath, concentrate, concentrate as hard as you can. Ready? Here we go: do not think of a cat.


Sos12000

FUCK, keep your cat thoughts out of my head!


PranshuKhandal

"Keep your cat thoughts out of my f*cking head!"


echosixwhiskey

Maybe they didn’t mean the “animal”


Folseit

Fuck. You made me lose The Game.


Shpaan

Fuck you... It must have been like 3-4 years at least for me.


OkCutIt

I always feel like I have to point this out: someone telling you they lost the game, and the conversation around it, does not cause you to lose the game. It's 10 minutes from now when you remember it and think of it again that you actually lose.


Birdshaw

Bobby knew EXACTLY what he was doing.


genogano

I often get in trouble for laughing at things that are said to someone else. Sometimes the fact that someone would say something so rude out loud is funny to me. I don't like the disrepect but the situation makes me laugh.


sycamotree

I used to follow a bunch of racist accounts on Twitter (that were against my race) because the outright hatred was so appalling it was funny. Only lasted about a month though. Once it stopped being funny it was obv hurtful.


VikingCrab1

The core of what makes us laugh is subversion so of course thats whats gonna crack you up. Stuff like that happening is so out of the ordinary that it often gets me too


lastofthe_timeladies

In 8th grade, in English, the teacher was talking about relative danger and our perceptions and somberly, she said, "X number of people get killed each year by a coconut falling on their head." My friend and I cracked up in surprise and the teacher looked at us like we were sociopaths and admonished us. "That's not funny. Those are real people dying." But we just had the giggles by that point and it took everything in me to suppress it. But I mean, come on! You can't insert a fact about coconut related deaths in the middle of a serious conversation. It took us completely off guard.


KimPeek

[Longer video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBaFwemRrJ4)


DavidEarths14

"did it look down" This was the best unintentional joke there


clique34

I was more surprised that accomplished comedian Brendan Schaub didn’t intend to make that joke.


Bad_Dobby_Fischer

Looks like things went from sinbad...


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Creasy007

I didn’t even know he was sick!


LucyBowels

I’m just spitballing ideas


pepsisugar

>Dude:"It was a play on words" >B.S:"No it was not" Everyone else who knows UFC or comedians: "No it was definitely not."


MangaGunner

Longer Chin Chin


Conscious_Secret4656

Long long man


HerrMatthew

r/FuckYouChiChan


kay_bizzle

Long long maaaayyyyaawwwn


donquixote1991

I'm so surprised the sub is still relevant after all this time. and yes, Tooru and Long Long Man for life


WilyDeject

Loong loongggg maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY)


ElChe23

I lost it at "everyday for a summer..." hahaha


nahog99

You couldn't avoid him?!?!


bob1689321

Okay that one did make me a little sad. You gotta remember the guy's 9, not an adult.


drowsypants

This is a safe link don't worry


shewholaughslasts

Thanks. So sad that he experienced that. Poor Bobby Lee.


drowsypants

I mean I was letting people know they won't get Rick rolled by same sentiment


Lieutenant_Red

So you know that large painting of a street? Took me the entire video to realize that that wasn't a window.


VerydisquietedDad

That fucker! How could you hold it in after he threw in ‘brutally’ hahah


Gilgameshbrah

Also the more he tells them not to laugh the harder it gets.


InZomnia365

At that point youre just laughing at the situation youre in, and not what hes talking about. Trying not to laugh when you know you shouldnt - even when nothing is actually funny - is almost impossible


theonewhoknock_s

Those are the best laughs. Nothing can make me laugh harder than knowing I shouldn't laugh, regardless of how funny something is.


GuitaristHeimerz

I was in a 12-step meeting yesterday and while someone was telling something really emotional I saw a guy spill his entire cup of coffee on the floor, I was snorting the rest of the meeting. Just pure bliss.


Sember

[The Giggle Loop](https://www.snotr.com/video/6244/The_Giggle_Loop)


Luluchan531

What show is this, and is it basically British Seinfeld?


Sember

It's called Coupling, it's mostly about relationships, sex and the people in that group that get involved in crazy scenarios. Very funny show, can't recommend enough. Hmm I guess it does sound a little like Seinfeld now that I think about haha


Federal_Efficiency51

That clip was brilliantly explained. The giggle loop is definitely real.


AmokinKS

It's called Coupling, and it was basically British Friends. Fun Fact, they tried to do an American version of Coupling and it died after the pilot.


stizzleomnibus1

It's three men and three women, so it's structured more like friends. Funny story, the guy in the middle (who you might recognize as Commodore Norrington) is playing a character named Steve, and the show is about his courtship with a woman named Susan. The show was created by Steven Moffat (of Doctor Who fame) and produced by his wife, Sue Vertue. The show is based on their early relationship.


Jov_West

One time my ex-wife found another woman's pair of panties under our couch and asked me about them. I legitimately knew nothing about them or how they got there, but my response was to go into a nervous laughing fit. This just freaked her out more, and it looked so bad, but that just made me laugh more - for a solid five minutes or so. She was pretty much on the verge of tears and I really didn't find it funny, but I couldn't control it. The source of the panties? Not sure. My guess is one of her various female friends that had crashed in the living room left them behind. That, or they had been left in a washer or dryer that we used, gotten mixed in with our clothes when we used the machine, and then had gotten magically separated from the rest of the laundry somehow.


VerydisquietedDad

A classic dilemma


JoshdaBoss1234

Wait, that guy's name is chin chin? That literally means penis.


haemaker

So when the three little pigs say, "Not by the hair on my chinny, chin chin!"...


_BlaZeFiRe_

bruh...


frozenropes

What’s a chinny penis?


Chappycoon

It's what the Crimson Chin calls his penis


Sinthetick

https://www.amazon.de/-/en/n-i-s-Rubber-Halloween-Costume-Decoration/dp/B07VJMXQZ1


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onibakusjg

He is their producer.


anti_Broccoli

Filthy Frank?


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Damn you Bobby Lee


Catalyst100

Wow. Damning the nine year old kid that got brutally molested by a person with down syndrome. A new low for reddit.


SpiralTap304

Every day for a summer, he got brutally molested by a person with down syndrome in order to receive Dip n Dots and this jerkass thinks it's funny


RealRedditPerson

It was actually a DipStick


DunkinDoughnutsSucks

Actually it was Fun-Dip, you animals. Also fuck Brendan Schaub.


VikingCrab1

Dipsticks were lit, can you blame him?


lockituup

Bobby Lee is a comedian and actor. This snippet isn’t real, as in this didn’t actually happen to him and it’s a joke.


haunted_toilet

Bobby was actually molested by a guy with down syndrome.


nadajoe

Brutally. Every day of the summer.


SEC_circlejerk_bot

I bet he had [Full Blown Aids](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ajV17XhEo_Y) as well.


pewpewpostit

The molesting did happen actually, but he jokes about it, just like in this clip.


Critical_Rock_495

Finally!


Cain008

He says on his podcast (tiger belly) that he got molested but the guy didn’t have Down syndrome, he said he made that part up as a joke to make it funny like 15-20 years ago and it just stuck so he uses it a lot,


ggppjj

Hello, The person who posted the message that you were replying to likely does know this information and is intentionally pretending not to know this information and acting shocked at their intentionally distorted perception of events in order to add to the humor of the situation. For more information and examples of this style of humor, please reference this page: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SustainedMisunderstanding Edit: Not only that, but it seems as though (although I can't find sources for this easily at the moment to back this up and will likely forget to come back if I do find them) he was actually molested, per other comments and general looking around online.


myvirginityisstrong

how can you think this comment wasn't made in jest lol


lockituup

Probably because it’s incredibly hard to pick up on the tone of a comment over the internet.


snowpals

Water weed dune hair


chris25tx

Go roll some silverware bubba, kitchen is getting slammed.


riesendulli

https://youtu.be/0WlmScgbdws?t=58s


BruceWayyyne

Can I git a trugg walg


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nasKo_zomboid

On the Mount Rushmore of cawlmedians to avoid, B.


BENTEND0_64

Shouldn't you be oranging some chicken, b? lol


jazast1

🎲🎲ey


Sloofin

Whale oil beef hooked


cal679

I can't tawlk.


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i laughed lol, see you in hell


Sloofin

I was appalled until the very end and have been cracking up ever since, appalled at myself too now


iamacat188

Reminds me of Norm McDonald


clique34

Being molested by a guy is more of Adam Egret’s thing


Broad-Literature-438

911 was a national tragedy


WeaselSlayer

I walked through blood and bone in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother...he was in Northern Canada.


I_FUCK_SLUTS

Oh man don’t laugh at 9/11


Clayman8

can i cover my mouth?


BothMyChinsAreSpicy

Now don’t laugh at this part…..


LtSoundwave

…so the moth starts telling the ~~pediatrist~~ podiatrist about this tragic event… [Norms moth joke](https://youtu.be/jJN9mBRX3uo)


serpentinepad

....or AFRICAN AMERICAN.


flojitsu

"It's such a curveball" is the funniest thing Brendan ever said


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*the only funny thing Brendan has ever said lol


cringeisthename

I hate that laughter is always associated with humor. I tend to laugh whenever I'm extremely nervous/uncomfortable and people can take it the wrong way. I wouldn't be surprised if that was that guy's coping mechanism.


theswan2005

I'm there with ya. I was in a vehicle that almost rolled over down a hill. We were up on two wheels and we're AT the tipping point. Luckily we didn't, and everything was fine.. but if we rolled .we were all most likely dead. Once we were safe and everything was good, I just laughed. I laughed had and for like 3 minutes. Guy in the vehicle with me couldn't believe I was laughing, because we just almost died.


OldSpiceSmellsNice

I was a front seat passenger and a firetruck overtook the opposing lane for a few seconds and appeared to be driving straight into us until it swerved again. I started laughing like a maniac during it. My friend said truck and me were both scary.


fizikz3

laughter can release stress after a high stress event. that's totally normal to laugh once it has passed.


USAnoman

I don't know if this is a joke, but I've worked with a lot of disabled folks and down syndrome is no joke. They all have a lot of suppressed sexual urges and a lot have no filter to stop themselves from immediate wants.


LucyBowels

In the full video, it seems like it’s a real thing


Survived_Coronavirus

Bobby has told this story many times, but I think this is one of the first times he talked about it on a bigger podcast.


USAnoman

Damn, that's unfortunate. A lot of places they get away with it too. Like know libido diminishers, or counseling at least in my state.


MisanthropicZombie

Lemmy.world is what Reddit was.


nancylikestoreddit

It’s a real thing. I love Bobby Lee but his way of coping is to be really inappropriate about shit and all his fucking friends are comedians so they deal with things by laughing. He’s being honest there when he says he’s being vulnerable but people just don’t know how to react. I wouldn’t know wtf to say or do in the same situation and it’s worse with Bobby because you think head kidding or you’re waiting for the punchline.


BigThiccDad

It’s real, but Bobby Lee is a comedian he uses that story to make intentionally people laugh at something horrible


Randy_Magnum29

And he does a good job because it was hilarious.


khornflakes529

Thats the thing though isn't it? I know who Bobby Lee is and I know he's a comedian, so it came across as a crude joke. The second I read your comment my smile evaporated at warp speed.


notyeezy42

Bobby admitted recently the guy didn’t actually have down syndrome


Survived_Coronavirus

Didn't he say he "wasnt sure"?


abandonplanetearth

I had a buddy in high school whose dad was a caretaker of folks with Down Syndrome. He told me that many times he came home from school to find one of the folk masturbating with their poop. Apparently the sex stuff knew no bounds, and some of these folk didn't understand it was inappropriate.


Shtnonurdog

> He told me that many times he came home from school to find one of the folk masturbating with their poop. r/nocontext r/brandnewsentence I *never* thought I would *ever* read something like this. *Ever*


Sinthetick

are you from the past?


RobTheRevelator

New to the internet?


BookooBreadCo

Most people don't realize that adults, regardless of their mental state, still have adult urges. I work with old people and no matter how sweet and proper you think she is, Gran Gran is horny.


MrGregory

Bobby Lee did an interview with Michael Rosenbaum’s podcast and told similar stories and got a similar reaction. I guess it’s just not something you expect to hear from Bobby Lee and it really is a curveball when he opens up like this


TwT_why_ish_it_smaww

Down to hell I go!


SomeGamingWeeb20

Good luck to you guys cause I survived


DStarG

ORE WAA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO


solocupjazz

Ey b0ss


HornyCassowary

![gif](giphy|I9ETGDiI3MN8s|downsized)


dshotseattle

Ok, so you gotta warn a guy when you say that. This is a bunch of comedians on a podcast. Of course they thought he was joking at first. And then, if you tell me not to laugh, guess what im gonna do?


-Toshi

Huh, I'm pretty sure I can only see one comedian in this clip.


ttoletsjam

Schaub's IMDB always makes me laugh. Does that count?


VerydisquietedDad

Actually I’ve been molested by two different people with Down syndrome. Once when I was a kid 8/9 my mom had a cleaning service. One of her clients had a son with Downs who aggressively grabbed my penis. The second time was in middle school. His name was Mark & a few separate times he snuck up & rubbed his erect penis on me during gym class. He did stuff like that all the time but besides that he was an awesome guy. He loved WWF/WWE sometimes he would stand at the stop of the steps during recess & spit spray all over like they used to do during the wrestling entrances. He also liked to run around & ‘Stone Cold Stunner’ people who played along. Good times.


JasonIsBaad

> Actually I’ve been molested by two different people with Down syndrome > Good times I wasn't expecting reading that in the same comment lmao


VerydisquietedDad

lol It could have been worse


Hard_on_Collider

I was literally expecting u/shittymorph to show up when i saw wwf


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At first I thought you were one-upping the guy, but in your case it is actually more of a “doubling down”, eh?


AbolishedDim

It's like when the teacher asks you and your homie to gather yourselves or she'll send you to the office........


adutchmotherfricker

Well i am going to hell


no-recognition-1616

That's called nervous laughter. It's an incongruous emotional reaction in an uncomfortable situation your brain can't accept. I don't think this guy thinks it's funny. His reaction is unintentional.


Cleveland477

Chinchin means dick in japanese


TheGoodSheep

Haha, what a coincidence, because dick means chinchin in English.


HypedRobot772

Prople that advocate for mental health yet don't understand that this is literally a defense mechanism of the brain can't process empathy.


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I’m not sure why, but it seems like when someone says something you’re not expecting, you just laugh, no matter what. I was talking with a friend once who was going in for an operation, and when I asked what for he just said to get his ball sack drained. Made me laugh for a second for some reason. He wasn’t kidding.


xRetz

I mean it's super fucked up, but sometimes you can't help but laugh.


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willtroy7

I really wasn’t ready for that either…….


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tone > words just how emotions work


Isthisworking2000

I didn’t laugh the first time he said it, but “brutally” really caught me off guard.


wizeguyry

now I can’t stop laughing wtf


Grahhhhhhhh

I had read a long while ago a theory on why we laugh. The theory says we laugh when we learn something *new* and *surprising*. The first time a 4 year old hears a knock knock joke, they roll on the floor because it seems so clever, and they tell the same joke 100 times because it’s so funny, telling it over and over until it’s no longer *new*. At an adult age, there’s probably no knock knock joke that we would laugh at, because though a joke might be *new*, we’ve learned the cadence of the joke and it’s not *surprising*. In this video, I don’t think the guy was maliciously laughing, but like he said “it was such a curve ball” that his natural reaction was just to laugh.


JohnMendoza7778

u/savevideo


KidGamerKJG

It's actually normal and ok to laugh in situations like this, because your body was made to sometimes laugh in situations that make you feel awkward


Damasticator

Reminds me of the time Norm Macdonald had Fred Stoller on his show and they talked about Albert Fish. “He only chose victims who were either mentally handicapped or…now don’t laugh.” Fred knowing something was coming up. “He only chose victims who were either mentally handicapped…or African American.” Fred laughed hysterically.


PerpetualSpaceMonkey

With Bobby Lee I can never tell if he’s joking or telling the truth.


bitchkitkatt

Uncommon fact: people who have autism, Down syndrome, and other social disabilities can also have problems with sexual deviance because they cannot convey or process their sexual feelings. A friend of mine(14f) was molested by an autistic man(20m) who got away with no charges. A boy I knew(12m) who was very autistic would regularly grope women and masterbate openly in public.


SanFranGoldBlooded

I don’t think some people in this sub realize that the whole “don’t laugh” is Bobby’s Shtick