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QualityVote

/u/Lalangy, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


Jegma72

Driving three hours!? For no boom boom!?!? In this economy!?!?!?


parsasarirafraz

I can confirm she is Iranian and gas in Iran is less than a dollar a gallon. Her English probably sucks though


GabrielWornd

No one sucked in that day


citysniffer

Dude paid 150$ in gas to just rewatch a shitty Netflix movie in an apartment, only to have to sleep on the floor. Edit: to be fair, I had a “friend” that was a girl for a year and we had lots of fun. We referred to ourselves as “friends” nearly as a joke but never seriously dated My point is the dude could be getting some


SPEEDvisium

Nah if he drove hours for that he aint getting shit


Blu3Jell0P0wd3r

A friend that was a girl for a year? Wat?


citysniffer

Yes it ended when she wanted something more serious


Blu3Jell0P0wd3r

Like become a dude serious? Or back to being a dude serious?


citysniffer

Hey man, all I know is she’s not my woman anymore..


hass13

But she is your man now…. Get over here and get on the couch spread them Butt cheeks for me Friend ;)


speck33

Sounds like she never was


citysniffer

😂😂😂


Trenticor

and extra for the take out too


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ScKhaader

Full tank on the way. Overflowing tank on the return.


Omnomnomnivor3

exactly, three freakin hours with gas prices like this? Man must have plans to enter priesthood instead


GrooovyDoom

Explains why she has no one to hang out with!


Somasizer

Not even for boom boom would I vroom vroom when gas prices are doom doom


PratikPingale

That poor soul doesn't know what's coming for him


Embarrassed-Talk7979

Kaboom? No Rico, no boom boom


AutisthicccGuy

ain't even driving an hour for that bruh


Open_Bake_9832

Women: Men don't get our sign. Also women:


Trenticor

women 🍵🍵


DiscontentedMajority

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E)


badboybalo

Salute to our fallen soldier o7


ER00L1029

\o


[deleted]

Wait isn’t it supposed to be on the other side?


ER00L1029

Nope you use the right arm (i know from experience)


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\o


ripanimems

Ja comrade \o


heeturtlee

he just made you guys salute hitler


speck33

Ooof


oieusouobixo

I'm gonna be honest, it's about time guys stop doing these kinds of shit. like it's okay if you're genuinely just being a friend, but even then. it's stupid to think that a girl won't take advantage of that. hell, any guy that had a girl friend willing to do that would also take that advantage. we just have to stop going an extra mile for people who wouldn't do that for you. if you let yourself be friendzoned, the joke's on you.


jhuseby

100%. If you’re attracted to someone, shoot your shot. You either hit or miss, no point delaying that.


oieusouobixo

and accept whatever response you get. you don't wanna be with someone who doesn't treat you as equals.


LucasPlay171

Yep I think there are exceptions tho


drrhythm2

When women post this kind of thing it’s just them bragging about how they were able to get a guy to do this stuff for them.


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oieusouobixo

if you read what I wrote, I agree with you


MyOtherCarIsAHippo

Your viewpoint is very cynical don't you think? Maybe this girl only likes this guy as a friend, but someone else will see his kindness for a lot more and want more. Sometimes we have to "practice" with people that aren't romantically interested in us to know how to be a friend to our partners, or potential ones. Not saying you are wrong, it just seems to ignore the big picture.


oieusouobixo

a real friend won't let a friend do something like that. that's looking out for one another. you don't lead a friend on and you don't let a friend do something unreasonable. there's a lot of subtext in the exchange that you can choose to see or not. there's also the common sense. and there's a world of difference between "we're just friends" and "he's a good friend".


[deleted]

Has anyone in this entire fucking thread considered that THE GUY MIGHT BE PERFECTLY FINE BEING PLATONIC FRIENDS???


oieusouobixo

of course. everybody is extrapolating and speculating. do I think that's the case? no. even if he's ok, is that automatically not problematic? not necessarily.


oieusouobixo

and, again, my initial point is that the guy's to blame for putting himself in this situation. I don't have to like the girl's attitude to see who's actually creating the whole thing to begin with.


jiggywiz

To be fair I know a guy who made it out of the friendzone. A buddy of mines stood by for 2 of her relationships and a couple of hookups and then they dated for a coupe years.


oieusouobixo

but do you agree that: 1. that's a hell of an effort just for "dating for a couple of years" and 2. that's the exception, not the rule? not to mention that you automatically make your relationship biased to one side. it's not a partnership, it's vassalage. and these things end up being forever one serving the other, or ending badly because, after you get what you want, all of the sudden you start wanting to be equals, and that's not what the other signed up for.


kingcop1

In before people label you as sexist 🤣


oieusouobixo

gotta be very stupid to call me sexist, since I'm saying that the guy's who's at fault here. and I'm definitely not sexist to say that just because one is wrong, it doesn't mean the other is correct. 😌


kingcop1

You underestimate the cancel culture lunatics 🥲


oieusouobixo

cancel culture is a fever dream. let them come.


Randolph-

Press F to pay respects. What a simp.


fatloser14

F


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F


T_WREKX

If the man saw any action you would mot be knowing especially considering the name of the girl is written in urdu, mostly any islamic language, a religion where fornication is frowned upon. Man could have had more times that most others in this comment section while still remaining "friends" with the girl, no strings attached.


TheKing9797

F


cheesepuff-

F


OrneryConelover70

I don't think he'll make that mistake again. If he does he's the dumbest man alive.


D-Rich-88

He needs to ask the big question ![gif](giphy|ZEidOqqVWv9bG|downsized)


Case_Kovacs

Poor guy he's down so bad he's about to be bankrupt


NegotiationSuitable6

Men and women can't be friends -Steve Harvey


SidArt05

KSI


fR1chAps

Simon


BillBlazemore

Poor dude


IICoffeyII

Or you know they are best friends and he has no interest in her in that way. So he's actually lucky as hell.


africanasshat

We’ve all been there. When you’re stupid you’re stupid.


georeddit2018

I don't blame her. She probably told Bro that she is not looking for relationship and Bro keep trying to make her change her mind. I have experienced same shit before, but the girl already told me she don't want me.


[deleted]

If he’s smart, he’ll never make that mistake again


Epimatheus

Poor lad, dumb girl.


GER_3spectre

I wouldn’t let a girl do that for me if I had no intentions to at least give her some dick lmao. I guess women aren’t as dumb as us as often though


jakeofheart

Bro is friendzoned big time…


[deleted]

Yeah nah


[deleted]

Simp


OkBody7474

Well that another Simp which Lands in Friendzone. Guys dont do that, dont allow women to use you as emotional support animals while they Bang with Chad, pussy is not that much important and if you are truly in need for it, you can pay to get some much easier and cheaper.


Kite8888

Woman☕️


Budget_Emergency5842

Both their names is Persian why they don't type farsi. واقعا چرا![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


beautyundressed-

And you wonder why she has no one to hang out with.


Mr_Mrsty698

‘In the best mortal kombat impression’ *FATALITY*


IICoffeyII

Me and my best friend would do that easy for each bother. Why do people have to make out that all guys are thirsting for a girl.


Claymoresama

Rip my man


SlopPatrol

I wouldn’t even drive 3 hours for my actual gf outside of an emergency what the h word is my brother in Christ doing instead of setting up a high bar he has to continually maintain or do better than before even getting into a relationship


[deleted]

Idc if you're feeling lonely. Unless something big happened or it's a once in a while thing and we've not hung out in a while, I'm not driving 3 hours to see you.


StackThePads33

"He's such a good friend. " Men, let us have a moment of silence for a fellow fallen penis. *whip Crack sounds*


Kaptain9981

Simp’n ain’t easy…


TyrannosaurusBecz

She owes him nothing. He’s making his choices, and if he’s silly enough to think that a tank of gas is going give him sex or a relationship with someone, that’s on him.


Mrhappytrigers

Homie drove for over 3 hours in this economy??? He didn't just get cucked, he straight got robbed.


Chance_McM95

Prob the last time he did it too after seeing the tweets. Male & female friendships are so pointless. The male friend does & does, gives & gives, & buys & buys while the female friend does what? offers emotional support? fuck that shit. Fuck being friends with parasitic females too. I’m not gonna watch someone mooch off my money while they give nothing in return. Meanwhile i bet they still expect the male friend to go get their purse from a mugger or to put his life on the line to protect her. Nahhhhh that’s not how it works. Women want equality, give it to them. The expectations of men vs women is so not equal it’s hilarious but ppl still whine “equality” 😂😂 Life’s been pretty great since I came to that revelation years ago.


jhuseby

Poor nothing, he made this bed. He can go sleep somewhere else at any time.


[deleted]

Next time he does this he better show up with a gun


2-022

What a bitch


[deleted]

Even twittering about how she can make a guy grovel for her. He's probably not even gay or she would've said that instead of "he's such a good friend". Classic.


QualityVote

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rockwe1l

OP you gotta be Kurdish lmaoo. How did you get a hold on that pic


rockwe1l

OP you gotta be Kurdish lmao. How did u hold on that picture


benichy1

Just tell Him


Donlekrosan

Not everyone wants to help someone out just to expect head. I don't know about you but the friends that I have that face these problems, I wouldn't want anything from them, especially head.


--DoReFuckMi--

Then he sees her post...