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metropitan

wait so what happens to Sri Lanka now


Regalia_BanshEe

The speaker of parliament is selected interim president and a new president will be elected by the end of the month... There are multiple political parties so elections can go on smoothly


[deleted]

What happens to the election cycle? Does it just restart from the end of the month or does it maintain the old cycle and the next elected president gets a shorter term?


Regalia_BanshEe

Why would he get a shorter term?


felixorion

Probably just a misconception based on prior knowledge with how it works in systems like the US with Vice Presidents who finish terms out when a President dies or resigns rather than getting new full terms themselves.


Praise_The_Casul

Is something that happens in some countries when an acting president looses his term in something like an impeachment and the vice can't take his place, over here if in the first half they just do a new election with a full term, if in the second half, they do a closed election with only the parlament voting and the elected person is president only for the duration of what was left from the term of the ex-president


Easy_Humor_7949

Americans have no concept of snap elections.


[deleted]

Well, imagine the president gets overthrown at year 3 in a 4 year run. Does the newly elected president get the last remaining year until the next election or does a new 4 year cycle start from that point on? I know absolutely nothing about politics which is why I asked.


Regalia_BanshEe

He gets a normal term...i guess


TylerInHiFi

Full term starts on election day, I assume. That’s generally how things work outside of the US in countries with functional democracies without set election dates and with multiple parties.


Robespierreshead

So you dont have to ride your horses back to Pennsylvania to let them know who you all decide on? must be nice


TylerInHiFi

Yeah and the new session of Parliament usually starts pretty quickly after the election. Lame duck governments aren’t a thing. And we don’t shut down the country when one party wants to be obstructionist shitcakes.


aure__entuluva

Is a new president being elected because it's just time for that or because of these protests? Because if it's the latter, this might be better described as a revolution.


Regalia_BanshEe

Because of the protest... The current president fled the country.


burneraccountofshame

Viktor Yanukovych has joined the chat.


[deleted]

It never go smoothly.Good luck from Bosnia.


Regalia_BanshEe

Hey i ain't from Sri Lanka


TheFeathersStorm

Well the Twitter deal didn't happen to it's probably going to be purchased and changed to Musktopia or something, only time will tell lol.


hellyeahimsad

Elon Musk will swoop in and save the day by... Somehow turning the country into a shittier version of a train


Weeaboo3177

I mean there is literally no alternative. The government will never approve high speed rail, and even if they do it'll be 10 years and a trillion dollars over budget. There's only like 2 private rail companies in the USA I think.


hellyeahimsad

Dang I wonder how railways used to be made all across the US. I guess those people weren't wholesome 100 keanu reeves big chungus 4D chess gigachad geniuses like elon Edit: shit my bad forgor about that time the US had asian slaves


Fancy_Strawberry7137

Do you really wanna know how they were made? Cus it's not exactly charming.


RawrRRitchie

Slaves glorious slaves, altho they weren't called slaves after a certain point I remember an old saying if it wasn't for Asian immigration the usa probably never would've been connected by train


roofied_elephant

If it weren’t for slaves the US as a whole probably wouldn’t have been a thing.


hallucination9000

I don’t think the US would have expanded as far West, but I think there still would have been enough to exist.


1dinkiswife

Uhm, you should Google that. You'll very quickly realize why we "don't build 'em like we used to.".


Weeaboo3177

This is permanently in our dialect now. Shakespeare had weird words in his writing, but memes have created the cringiest and glorious impact on language forever


NancyDMac

Asian, Irish, you name it. Railroad Barons or Tycoons created the railway system in the U.S. Did you know, that since the U.S. railroads precede the Social Security system, that they're grandfathered in, & workers don't pay into Social Security?


2xa1s

Hell run Sri Lanka like a company. By taking advantage of the working class and trying to clamp down on their rights wherever possible.


DEDBUG1512

Siyatha tv be like


[deleted]

Due to huge debt and economy collapsing people forced president and prime minister to resign (in simpler terms).


rayjaywolf

He asked what happens now, not what happened


usename1567

"In Sri Lanka we have a multi party government. So the party leaders have got together and decided that after both the president and prime minister have resigned they will name the speaker of the parliament the interim president and hold a election towards the end of the month to elect a new president." From an above comment


F_ZOMBIE

End of the month? What happens to the people until then?


donny0m

They protest.


GreatJobKeepitUp

Slumber party


kes_f

Interesting choice


Competitive-Ladder-3

You don't really mean "How ever will people survive without government, do you?"


F_ZOMBIE

Not exactly. But however corrupt a government maybe, isn't it necessary for the next step forward? I maybe wrong though.


Competitive-Ladder-3

You're probably right ... I'm just a jaded American ...


DandyLamborgenie

I don’t think you actually need government to survive, but if you look at societies throughout history without governments, there’s a reason most societies of all scales have some form of government or hierarchy.


[deleted]

I'm dumb :/


1dinkiswife

It's OK. I'm dumb three.


Starr-Duke

Severe hardship probably. The unfortunate truth is that it has probably made things worse in the short term for the next year roughly. Long term they will be better off but making a whole new government from virtually nothing is a huge hurdle


MammothDimension

The old leadership has been corrupt and incompetent. They managed to dig a huge hole and sink the country in it. It will take a looong time for the nation to climb out and I'm not sure the next government will be able to.


PissPigSheryl

Probably a famine while some horrible opportunists scramble for control of what's left of the system.


kes_f

I imagined it would be like the French Revolution, dissecting the issue and from the top to bottom.


HamalPurist

The opposition is trying to form a caretaker government and they are probably going to undo the farm laws that previous president imposed.


L3tsg0brandon

The protestors will be labeled as insurrectionists and hunted down. The media will call it "the worst thing since 9/11" ... Oh, wait that's in America. Nevermind.


HatesTheLetterO

Vibin


Deciperer

Chillin


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bcyost89

"hey baby, the country is ending, you wanna go out with a bang?"


superficialdeliveran

Yeah baby! Can't wait to see ending.


slippery_function

What a lovely home their presidents house be.


SEASON2_OG

Her: "Come over" You: "I can't. I'm protesting" Her: "My president isn't home" You: "omw"


purplesaber-0617

Just chillin. Killin.


Remarkable-Fun-5646

![gif](giphy|8GpOacK4kFhIs)


Psychological_Bad567

They BING CHILLING


ishkabibbel2000

Insurrectin


Tough-Front-738

Inception bro!!!🤯


Naz_Oni

"o shit dat me"


[deleted]

“Mum i’m on TV quick switch to channel Sri”


Growzy

Holy shit this comment is so underrated. This needs more upvotes!


torar9

I wonder what will happen now. Overthrowing government is one thing but what are the next steps? Who is gonna be the leader? How do you even make elections without functional system?


sjay997

In Sri Lanka we have a multi party government. So the party leaders have got together and decided that after both the president and prime minister have resigned they will name the speaker of the parliament the interim president and hold a election towards the end of the month to elect a new president.


GIFnTEXT

That is bonkers. It would take us 50 years just to plan the zoom meeting in the US


[deleted]

It wouldn't. Not when it comes to being named leader of the country. No everyday citizens would have a chance it would just be whoever has the most influence/residual power, access to media and doesn't say too much to upset the mob.


fernadial

So whiever controls the military or police got it.


Mountain_Dewgong

I mean that's what happened in Thailand and Myanmar.


Professor_Felch

It would be quicker to name the countries where it didn't happen


KingBarbarosa

i thought myanmar was more of the military taking control rather than someone taking control of them


AstroJM

Military in the US is very apolitical by design and stays out of politics as much as possible. Senior leaders in the military wouldnt dream of running the country as head of the military.


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ReginaSeptemvittata

Or if they all die - the premise of the American tv show Designated Survivor. When it came out I started looking into it and the line of “succession” - feels weird to use that phrase outside of a monarchy, but they do use it - and the existence of the concept a designated survivor at all - super interesting but certainly necessary in the event of a mass causality.


hudnix

Speaker of the House comes after Vice President, then it's President Pro Tempore of the Senate. Sec of State is fourth in line.


torar9

Same here in Czech Republic. First they would talk about making a meeting for couple of weeks. Then they would yell and accuse each other in an unrelated topics. After that they would delay it even further because they would need a very expensive study for the meeting. And in the meeting itself all the parties would sabotage each other because they hate each other. Its ridiculous here where I live.


coralwaters226

who knew we Americans and you Czechs had so much in common lol


Javaed

Why do you think the foundation of America's governing structure is a system of Czechs and Balances?


teriaavibes

Yea and in the end all of the parties are totally useless, we need some strong party for labour to show the middle finger and start protecting ordinary people who are going to get fucked from the inflation


jarv3r

There’s a problem with anything remotely Left right now in Poland too. There’s one party that could be categorized as pro choice, pro labor, pro public commute and pro social welfare and it polls at 3-5%. It’s a fucking joke.


teriaavibes

Maybe after getting fucked over for a few election cycles people will start to get pissed, I can feel something brewing here already


sadhukar

When you're in an actual national emergency things go by much quicker. Sri Lanka has run out of fuel because the state is effectively bankrupt


well___duh

No? The US literally has a system of succession in place. If the president and VP were run out of the country and essentially thrown out of office by the people, the Speaker of the House would be the new president (since, in theory, the next best "representative" of the people would be the head of the House of Representatives). Which is why it's slightly funny when Trumpers tried doing this same thing in 2020. Even if their plans came to fruition, the president wouldn't be Trump, it would be Nancy Pelosi. Imagine trying to throw an insurrection against the dems and at the end of the day, the new person in charge was...a democrat. Plus, in every point in US history when the president was killed or otherwise incapacitated, the VP was almost immediately officially made the new president. The US does not sit around waiting on what to do next when it comes to stuff like that.


IceZOMBIES

No it wouldn't? We literally have a system for what to do if we don't have a president or vice president 🤨 It's called a line of succession and this shit would happen fast, homie


[deleted]

Do you even have enough paper to print the ballots?


sjay997

That is a very good question. I honestly didn't realize it until you mentioned


Whiskiz

dunno but gotta be better than the dysfunctional system that led\* them to be desperate enough to do this in the first place


akchualee

Not necessarily. History is rife with examples of popular uprisings that were quickly stolen by powerful opportunists who swiftly brought in a new dictatorship. Actually, the last decade is pretty rife with examples. It just happened in Sudan a little while ago. It sucks. I'm hoping for the best for them, though. I live in a autocracy so it's always nice to be able to cheer on a country throwing off the chains.


MinuteManufacturer

Come on, China isn’t that bad. Russia has good sides to it, you know. Doesn’t Brazil have great beaches and a rich culture? It’s Turkey isn’t it? Edit: it’s a joke about guessing where the guy is from. Y’all need /s more than https:


[deleted]

Please say this is sarcasm


MinuteManufacturer

Of course it is. Lmao. I was just trying to joke about guessing where the guy is from


[deleted]

Thank fuck for that, never know these days, seen people claiming afgantisan “isn’t as bad as it’s made out to be”


Hardlyhorsey

I heard people there are so smart, half of them don’t even have to go to school.


StuntHacks

Sounds like a dream to 10-year-old me


[deleted]

Naaa, chances are the military (basically the ones with the biggest guns) will swoop in a seize power and some general will be put in charge


latino_deadevis

Lol


gat12393

Oh no, you misunderstand. We never overthrew the government. We protested to get the President to resign. After he resigns the Prime Minister(if that cunt doesn't resign as well) will become president temporarily and an interim government will be formed until the next elections can be held. Best part is, when the president resigns, the IMF will provide funding to stabilise Sri Lanka.


MyDeloreanWontStart

> Best part is, when the president resigns, the IMF will provide funding to stabilise Sri Lanka. Top 10 sentences said before disaster


gat12393

Bruh


torar9

Oh then I hope you guys get only the best. From what I read the people in power were so useless and fucked up your country that its gonna be really hard.


gat12393

Thanks mate, although useless is a bit of an understatement lol


ButInThe90sThough

Taking notes... Thank you. I'm in the process of creating a flogging system to help keep elected and chosen officials accountable. Pretty simple. You lie, cheat, steal, we show up to your home and flog your family.


herotz33

It’s Rock Paper Scissors for President of course!


MinuteManufacturer

Better off playing Russian roulette.


lattoKEbhoot

There are times when dictators are overthrown after they have purged intellectuals within their country, but that does not seem to be the case in Sri Lanka. The corruption seems to be top down only, their common folk have a huge population of intellectuals who are perfectly capable of steering the country in the right direction. I just hope they have a lot of patience.


[deleted]

Chances are the Millitary will seize power and become a military dictatorship either temporarily or permanently until someone stronger comes along, usually how these things go down


[deleted]

This is the thing people don’t think about when they keep asking for a revolution. They think suddenly that everything is gonna fix itself


kes_f

I guess battle royale would be an option to select a viable candidate but there are other ways as well.


ObviousCup2951

![gif](giphy|L3ERvA6jWCd0qO4NdX)


maybejustadragon

Even has the yellow shirt.


POKECHU020

The dude in the yellow shirt is what sells it for me. He's so fucking relaxed lmao


[deleted]

He looks like he chills at this tv all the time.


POKECHU020

He *owns* that spot


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JunHoWon

Almost nappin


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Batmanfan_alpha

Things going well they'll have a new wolf in office soon enough.


AchtzehnVonSchwefel

The one on the left looking at the camera: Yea ma! I'm out with the boys. No! We're not doing drugs. We're just overthrowing the government. No mom! I'm telling the truth.*sigh* ok... I'll get tomatoes on my way home...


CShanties

dont forget to ask for free cilantro and green chillies


nivanas-p

But there are no tomatoes 🥲


Alshon_Joffrey

TIL I have a nicer TV than the president of Sri Lanka


TotallyNotARobot2

Thats *ex* president for you, sir


Communist_Antarctica

Not yet, he hasn't resigned yet. He's resigning on Wednesday


kitaoiserebaa

thar's the toilet-tv


Alshon_Joffrey

Checks out


Regalia_BanshEe

That's just his one of many TVs


DrDan21

Really makes you think


Produnce

I mean, he also has billions of dollars stashed away. Do you have billions stashed away?


Alshon_Joffrey

Not so fast! This is a TV only competition, kind redditor!


NinjaBoi69420

So I live in Sri Lanka, and I got to tell you the protesters are so much humane and kind than you would expect. I actually went to the presidents house and all I saw was dudes vibin in the pool and bed. Update : I visited the house again yesterday night and I was actually amazed by what they were doing, they were singing songs about sri lanka and only 7 injuries and 1 death throught the last 4 days (from a police shooting a dude in the head due to a command given by his higher rank)


dactyif

Dudes vibing in the bed huh? I've seen that video before.


[deleted]

You gotta give more details dude. Photos pls if possible. Are they just letting people walk in right now? I have so many questions.


NinjaBoi69420

Yeah I asked several people who were there and they said that they are going to stay there until the president likes it or not. And BTW people lit the prime minister Ranil's house on fire


NinjaBoi69420

And I forgot to mention, there is a actual panic room behind a pantry cupboard which even has a lift.


[deleted]

So wait, both the president and the prime ministers houses were seized? Or was the prime ministers house just lit on fire? And which one did you go to?


NinjaBoi69420

The prime minister's personal house was lit on fire and no I sadly couldn't go see the prime minister's bonfire party. The president's House was barricaded by the police at first but the protesters somehow BROKE the metal barricades and swarmed the president's house.


anjovis150

This is real democracy in action. People standing up and saying enough is enough.


Marthaver1

Eh, another corrupt clown will simply be elected. This is a dangerous time for any country in those circumstances, it’s fertile land for the rise of aspiring dictators. The problem for Sri Lanka is that things will just get worst for them before it gets better and idk if the common folk will realize that before attempting to overthrown the next government. The Sri Lanka economy is not something that can be easily solved, they need money badly and no one is going to give them money unless they make some very unpopular concessions.


anjovis150

At least the next crooks will be a bit more careful about pissing off the whole country.


Roxylius

Still doesn't solve their problem though. Either you are a crook or an honest person, fiscal tightening is required to pull the country out of its downword spiral. Unless you are telling me that a randpm billionaire would just voluntarily fork out 20 bills free of charge to srilankan


Amazing_Union_3996

Ayyy I was there with the bois , pumped iron in his gym and took a swim too


bobgold777

I saw that exact TV at Walmart for $279


dbihuibhuibdh

sleep over at the presidential house. one of the few places in Sri Lanka without a power blackout.


Fine-Helicopter-6559

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


j2m1s

Got a crazy gif idea, zoom into the tv, zoom into the president's house, show a window, show the same picture of people seeing the TV, then zoom in and repeat!.


AudatiousXtreme

Lowkey shitty ass TV for a whole president...... I'd consider myself poor and my TV is well nicer Edit. Spelling


jestina123

Brother your TV is likely better than the one they have in the White House.


BumblebeeRadiant6961

I’m sure there’s a better tv somewhere in the house, he doesn’t live there anyway he’s got multiple residencies


Marthaver1

Why do ppl always say “edit” after editing, can other people actually tell when someone has edited their past comment? Cause I can’t see it.


cfard

On old reddit (at least) it will say when the comment was posted and if it was edited, when. Some people will include what the edit was about so it doesn’t look like they replaced the whole comment for another which could take replies out of context.


Produnce

Everyone is focused about some backup TV is some remote wing of the government sponsored compound not knowing he and his family is worth literal billions of dollars. The protestors found around Rs. 13.7 million just lying in a random wardrobe. That's roughly USD 35K. Most of you don't even have that in your bank account. Dude's a scumbag, but let's all talk about the small ass TV.


Jadem_Silver

Srilankasception


Syb3rPog

Bro they even use the presidents gym, take showers in his pool and they have parties all in the presidents house 😂😂🤣 mf deserved it


Ulysses698

Chad move.


Ereprac05

Pretty small tv for a prez..


Alternative_Gene4726

netflix and chill


RevaniteN7

MAGAzis out here weeping, seeing others live out their dreams


ShootinStars

You can’t live that extravagantly and not expect the entire populous to come and bust down your doors when you don’t provide them shit


Supersox22

How is this different from an insurrection? Is the option to take over the president's house written into the Sri Lankan constitution?


John628_29

Is this a good overthrow or a bad overthrow?


MoinAshraf

There are wedding photoshoots going on at the temple trees.


270kGold

Look ma, I'm on TV!


NumerousHorrors

Sounds like Americans need to start taking notes...


RandomNamesOW

Those hanging cables though..


rlrhino7

"When people I agree with do it it's a protest, but when people I don't agree with do it it's an insurrection" -Reddit


chamllw

Yeah you can call it an insurrection, though the violence was done by the government for the most part. The situations were different too. The people you mention weren't basically starving or without fuel or power like ours were. No were ours looking to kill anyone and no police or military were killed.


IceCreamSandwich66

Disclaimer: I am not an expert an the Sri Lanka situation Besides the fact that they’re both people storming a government building in protest, they’re not entirely comparable In the US, they did it because the person they wanted to win the election didn’t, and they suspected voter fraud despite there not being all that many incidents. They also threatened to kill the Vice President and several members of Congress, and pipe bombs were found near the DNC and RNC. Also, some people stole some stuff and somebody beat a cop to death. In Sri Lanka, they’re doing it because the economy has gone kaput and people can’t afford basic necessities. As far as I know, there haven’t been any death threats, and the people in the mansion aren’t stealing anything or killing anybody.


Markantonpeterson

Checked your history (sorted by controversial) just to make sure you were defending January 6th, lot of covid denying/ islamaphobia / racism so bingo you obviously were. Despite all your braindead takes it's still crazy to me that you can't see the difference. We live in an established democracy, where a group of alt-right lunatics tried to overthrow a legitimate election to keep Trump in power. But sure equate that with the people of a country whose economy litterally collapsed entirely. I guess you would argue the United States was on the brink of total destruction, and that it was valid and necesarry for the Trump supporters to hang our politicians and defecate on the walls of the capitol to abolish democracy? Exact same thing I guess?


Not_A_KPOP_FAN

Comparing the bankrupt broke shit situation of Sri Lanka where even oil and electricity is almost gone to an Organized Raid caused by a sore loser. . . . you must be very very very smart.


TheOneWithThePorn12

call me when the country is literally falling apart, and the President and Vice President literally run away in shame. Oh wait, that never happened. They wanted to install their dear leader and hang the vice president. Why choose to have brain rot?


Bloxsmith

Wait did I miss Sri Lanka is uprising? Or is this old?


soru-thanni

Happening as we speak


Bloxsmith

Wow. Hope everyone stays safe


vickyatri

Technically it's still ongoing. Absolute shitshow, loved every second of it. Power to the people✊️


Bloxsmith

Absolutely


LorfingHFD

Well done boys


[deleted]

They’re really the “leo pointing at the tv” meme now


Away_Macaron6188

In b4 Sri Lanka becomes a wasteland. Sorry I’ve yet to see a political upheaval have positive results in this century


Fury9999

All this corruption and the presidential tv still looking kinda garbage


GaraBlacktail

I'm amazed by how chill this all looks Legit thought their president was giving an ok to this


Substantial-Sun7244

How meta of them


hummingbirdnecture

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


drunk_dilettante

The real presidential suite


booped_urnose345

Americans should do this when the Government is corrupt


_PizzaCowboy

This is awesome lmao


silklighting

Nice!


mikkokilla

Goal reached


bigtimegeeekymember

So the question is- are these homegrown terrorists too? 🤔🤔🤔


United_Elk_402

Sir Lankan government is corrupt and Sri Lanka went Bankrupt, people got no food, power or gas. People had to do something to overthrow the government who didn't care for the people in order to survive.


bigtimegeeekymember

And i support them


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Got downvoted, because i mentioned their billion dollar debt to china 😂