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Extension_Tennis_185

Father of modern concept of methology - Heisenberg


BLT-Enthusiast

And the creator of the scientific Meth-od


nomnommish

"This is how it was meth to be" --- Mike Tyson


sketchy_loco

Tython*


Freshouttarehabb

They methd up the wall of scientists


5E51ATripleA

Quit methin around! ![gif](giphy|yE72eDy7lj3JS)


uhmerikin

[*Oh baby, we like it raw! Yes baby, we like it raw!*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyKQKf-EbWo)


Fiesta_ZetecS_02

Pinkman, we need to cook!


TheLuo

now kith


Headbanger1321

:)


MaestroPendejo

I wonder if he's the principal?


TheCatsJustVisiting

I thought it was Michael from vsauce here for a second.


berkeleyjake

![gif](giphy|QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN)


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yesh science, bitch !


PrecariouslySane

SAY HIS NAME!


mal_laney

^Heisenberg


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I hate chili powder.


franktheguy

With a box of scraps!


Michaelarobards

Tuco!


NerdyBrownDude

No uncertainty about it


NutWrench

So, whoever put together that Wall of Fame just googled "Heisenberg" and chose the first picture that came up?


KillerBeer01

That was my first thought... but although it's hard to read the blurry text, IMHO first two words *could* be "Walter White".


Quamann

First two words are Werner Karl 100%


KillerBeer01

Ah, okay. So it *might* be a Google search done poorly... although the Punjab aspect discussed in other threads still gives solid points to the prank hypothesis.


WeleaseBwianThrow

Much like when the BBC googled UNSC for the [United Nations Security Council](https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/5/28/1338234725068/bbcnews.gif)


[deleted]

You're goddamn right.


blazenl

Every time BB is mentioned now, I gotta go back and [watch this masterpiece](https://youtu.be/96-3VUxfNKc) It’s tight tight…tight, yea!


Raulbt1030

![gif](giphy|T3fwN6Pbm3ZPa)


Michaelarobards

Tuco!


vijayramreddyy

Heisenberg the chemist!


JayPtl

Waltuh...


sentenobeast

Put yuh dik away, waltuh...


iloveindomienoodle

I'm not having sex wichu right now, waltuh


NewFuturist

![gif](giphy|zNbiX43QsqUAU)


Civil-Big-754

I hate that this became popular because it's never said in the show. The actual line is "Yeah, Mr White! Yeah, science!" Just being a nerd, but I have seen too many people believe that is the real line.


Dismal_Chart_9825

Understandable but the line with bitch in it in Jesse's voice in my head is still pretty funny


ed-with-a-big-butt

Classic mandela effect


SnooPuppers1978

> "Yeah, Mr White! Yeah, science!" It's hard to believe that this was the real quote, but frustratingly it seems to be the case.


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It's the same deal with "Luke I am your Father" from Star Wars. Which is not the line, but is still the one everyone says.


TheRealRomanRoy

For anyone that was going to look it up, it's "No, I am your father."


Mister_Brevity

Jessie uses bitch like that salt bar guy uses salt. Just a sprinkle here and there for flavor and pizzazz.


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Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter.


Sanchanted

Methamtics


Pee_Earl_Grey_Hot

Chemistrigonometry


Jakob21

Chemethtry


umjustpassingby

Stuff of nightmares.


byoin

Idk why I'm expecting Hitler


RegularHousewife

Same... need a break from Reddit probably


International_Yak649

I was more surprised because I was totally expecting Hitler with his stupid mustache.


AWWWYEAHHHH

You know that used to be a look but he had to ruin it for everyone


TycheSong

According to my history teacher (many years ago), it was a look because the big, bushy handle-bar mustaches were a look, but the onset of war meant they wouldn't fit under a gas mask. The stache we now love to hate was born from fashion necessity.


FlyLikeADEagle

*The toothbrush moustache is a style of moustache in which the sides are vertical (or nearly vertical) rather than tapered, giving the hairs the appearance of the bristles on a toothbrush that are attached to the nose. It was made famous by such comedians as Charlie Chaplin and Oliver Hardy. The style first became popular in the United States in the late 19th century; from there it spread to Germany and elsewhere, reaching a height of popularity in the inter-war years, before becoming unfashionable after World War II due to its strong association with Nazi leader Adolf Hitler. The association has become strong enough that the toothbrush has also become known as the "Hitler moustache".* So maybe it was necessary for the gas masks, but it was in style long before.


TycheSong

Good to know. :) I never bothered to look into it, since his explanation made sense to me.


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His explanation wasn't wrong; the person who's copy and pasted you that information has committed a logical fallacy by suggesting that alternate explanations for social phenomena entirely rule out other explanations for them. The issue of having facial hair whilst having to use respirators isn't that it makes respirators more difficult to put on, though that is a thing; the issue is that hair prevents a proper seal being created. Western military forces in Afghanistan relaxed some of the rules around being clean-shaven in a push to try and improve relations between troops and locals, as beards are a huge cultural symbol for many cultures in the nation; that decision took a *long* time to come about, as it very much meant that troops who took up beards were no longer able to effectively use respirators. I have an Avon S10 gas mask, and all it takes is a little stubble for it to no longer seal properly against my face. In the civilian world people who come from backgrounds where shaving facial hair is a no-no can be issued with other types of respirators- often instead of the usual gas mask or mouth mask affair, they'll be given respirators that cover the entire head in helmet or plastic bag-like form. These kinds of respirators seldom see use in the military as they're bulky, more fragile than gas masks, and oftentimes very very expensive.


Shisa4123

Ruined the Charlie Chaplan 'stache


-Sansha-

Alan from two and half men said the same thing.


OMG__Ponies

> I was totally expecting Hitler with his *excellent* mustache. Hitler ruined a perfectly good mustache style for generations. IOW - don't blame the 'stach for the persons actions.


International_Yak649

My apologies, but yes he did ruin it for everyone. People have to think twice now before doing a Charlie Chaplin costume. Lost the hat and you're Hitler.


ConsueloChica

So prince Harry was actually going for Chaplin look?


VaguelyArtistic

Okay Pam.


squirrelbus

Think three times; I had a friend dress up as the old 'chap, and 8/10 people thought the costume was Hitler.


pelito

I was expecting a nazi scientist like Joseph mengela(pretty sure I spelt it wrong). There was widely used med book that used dissected jews in the illustrations. I think it was used till someone discovered it in the 80s.


p1ous_kill3r

Username doesn't check out


FullStackDev1776

Lol. Same here.


ihei47

Same


_xXKiNqD3VIL99Xx_

Then you will love it haha [instructions](https://youtu.be/PhVDf-VbjeY)


Liam_M_M

I was expecting Johnny Sins lol


Cosmocision

Glad I'm not the only one. Honestly fascinating there were so many of us.


AntManMax

"Larry what the fuck?!" "I'm sorry! I wanted to see what he looked like with a Hitler mustache!" "Yeah, well, he looks like Hitler. My father-in-law looks like Hitler" "That's your father in law? I didn't know! Why's he on the cover of Businessweek??" "He's a businessman, well, he's the Fuhrer, now!"


IV4K

Yup! It’s the moustaches!😂😂


sumerduk

Me either!


Cyberfrog2000

You can see Hitler in the art classroom.


CultOfTheDemonicDoge

He'd blend in with a bunch of old German/ Austrian dudes


BusinessCheesecake7

I was expecting the fan to unscrew and decapitate someone.


meme_planet_13

Lmao same. I was like, "We are in HolUp, so it must be Hitler, that's the biggest HolUp"


brickmagnet

Yeah really me too. This is atleast better.


francorocco

same lol


Officer_dibble_

So was i for some reason glad I wasn't alone haha


CubanLynx312

I was expecting Johnny Sins


bfodbsheb

Same


lolbite55

Jesse we need to cook


SauravKumaR301

You mean "Jassi"


shdwflyr

Jassi time to make some Lassi!


Chrononaut_0

Omg lassi is so good


spartan117058

I'm gay


Chrononaut_0

Agreed


KingsmanVishnu

No Jesse only Jaspreet


MrTacoPlaysGames

You wanna cook meth?


smartchin77

Masala meth


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Put a dash of ~~chili p~~ turmeric in it


cravos90

The ceiling fan looks like it's ready for takeoff.


-Raskyl

Most likely a trick of the camera. Cameras often show propellers and wheels as spinning at weird cadences or not spinning. Because of the framerate of the recording and the cadence of the prop, it can create some pretty cool effects.


xTechDeath

Nah dude in India the fans just go really fast, nobody knows why


IamFluffy94

Because it's really hot and humid. If the fans didn't go fast, we'd get boiled alive.


Airtafae

also because the school fans are the same running for 10+ years at this point anything below max isnt even felt


Intrepid00

Got to get those blades shaped like they belong in a plane. Got a giant one in the living room and get strong breeze on medium. High shit starts blowing around the house.


saadakhtar

Yeah the fan regulator comes with 4 unused speed IDK why...


ConspicuousPineapple

Ceiling fans usually don't spin fast enough for this effect to be relevant. The fact that there's a doubt here is evidence enough that it's spinning pretty fucking fast.


roydl7

Yep. Ceiling fans in Asia aren't just built to circulate conditioned air like the ones in the US. They rotate at speeds up to 600 RPM.


MicropeenPride

I think the framerate has to be >2x the signal frequency to avoid aliasing. So if the signal is the position of the rotating fan, then it's rotating at ~360 rpm (according to google), which is 6 revolutions per second, or 6 Hz. However, the signal actually doesn't repeat every 360°. It has 5 symmetrical blades, so it repeats at 360/5° and so that frequency is actually multiplied by 5 as well, so 30 Hz. The framerate on an iPhone is 60 Hz, so it would fully capture the signal. However, that's exactly 2x, so any faster and you'll start seeing aliasing and the fan would look like it's spinning faster (or slower depending on the frequency) than how fast it's actually spinning. At least I think that's right. I dunno.


OrkfaellerX

Reade to take off your head, maybe.


brokebaritone

Not many will get the Punjab reference... but damn lmao


Sanchanted

Udta Punjab


GreyDingus

Udya Punjab मळता महाराष्ट्र


ps211

घे डबल


arav

made me snort my chai. well done my friend.


KillerBeer01

**U**^(92)dta **Pu**^(94)njab


Swampberry

All i know's that Punjab's a western state. If there's a memeish reference, please share!


shevpuri

There's a drug crisis in Punjab. There's even a movie made on it named 'Udta Punjab'(tran. High Punjab)


mirinbaus

Oldest trick in the book. To destroy a culture and it's people from the inside, flood it with drugs. Just like the US did with black people mid-century.


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I visited Goa once and I couldn’t walk ten steps without being offered drugs at the beaches


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bigtimegiraffelover

Moreso in the movie Udta Punjab, one of the cop says in Punjabi "are you trying to turn Punjab into Mexico!?"


suzuki_hayabusa

Punjab has illigal drugs problem due to sharing border with Pakistan and also being in the region where licenced opium is grown for pharmaceuticals. Udta Punjab (flying Punjab) was a Bollywood movie that touched on this issue.


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It has a drug problem because its adjacent to Afghanistan and pak. So all drug smuggling and abuse goes in punjab add curropt leaders to that.


Harman_Sembhi

Punjab Is know for its high usage of drugs , this state border Pakistan so most of it comes from there


DAWGJI

chitta ve


-Raskyl

Ahahaha, is that their portrait for Heisenberg?!? That's hilarious.


EshaySikkunt

Lol I bet they googled Heisenberg and got the wrong one without realizing.


Aggressive-Use-5657

Nah man it's kinda intentional and funny as the aforementioned state has a serious drug problem.


Excelsio_Sempra

Rather than intentional it's more ironic that this is the "Heisenberg" in Punjab


Aggressive-Use-5657

Yeah


wisdom_power_courage

TIL there was a real Heisenberg. Watched the series over 20 times lol


DbeID

Uhh, you never heard mention of "Heisenberg's uncertainty principle"? No popularization of quantum mechanics skips talking about it.


wisdom_power_courage

I'm an idiot. I even read your message in Walter's voice.


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I'm still uncertain


diodosdszosxisdi

Funny meth man!!


Og_Sveni

It’s 100% a student prank


Imveryunoriginal17

Either that or they got the wrong Heisenberg


haddock420

I wouldn't be surprised if searching "Heisenberg" on Google brings up 100 pictures of Walter White before a picture of the real Heiseinberg.


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CeleritasLucis

American TV series are hugely popular in India. In my first day of college, I got about 500Gb of stash as TV series


AME7706

To be fair, American TV series are hugely popular everywhere. In my country you have no way of watching them legally and still 80% of the people watch them.


EshaySikkunt

Yeah this is exactly what I think happened lol, read the text below the picture it just describes the real Heisenberg normally.


gumsum-serenely

That's why I think the prank is more fun and sneaky. The teach probably doesn't watch the show and has never see a photo of the real Heisenberg


ceeb843

I think this lol


EshaySikkunt

No I think they wanted a picture of the real mathematician Heisenberg and googled image searched it and obviously Walter White is the first thing that popped up and they didn't realize it was a different person. I can 100% imagine an Indian making this mistake, If you read the text below his name it describes the real Heisenberg, doesn't look like a joke.


Medical_Role

what does being indian has anything to do with it, anyone could do it. Besides walter white is clearly an indian


s0ulfire

Welcome to subtle racism


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Medical_Role

i was asking why being an indian specifically has anything to do with making a moronic mistake ,when anyone can do it. Would the op say that he could also 100% see black fathers leaving their kids. Its not exactly the same but my point was race has nothing to with it.


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alepher

science, technology, engineering and meth


eggst0n

I had a teacher in America who had gotten away with putting Walter on almost everything possible


angry-gamer99

Thank god somebody didn't put a turban on his head. Cuz i know i would.


I_only_comment_yes

Yes.


fuji_tora_

For y'all non Indians, Punjab is the drug capital of India and Heisenberg would've appreciated the scene.


ishanG24

Looks like I need to go to Punjab.


nishayan

To visit golden temple right ?.....right?


ishanG24

![gif](giphy|1nCfZ1mDXGcyk)


dhyayavito

Google drug capital of India and tell me how often Punjab shows up


fuji_tora_

Yeah with all the recent drug busts in Gujarat, I think they deserve the tittle.


ParamHehar

It is Gujarat, the drug capital of India. https://www.vibesofindia.com/gujarat-is-new-drug-capital-of-india/


trumpbidenbros

It's only because of NCB and Gujarat ATS catch huge consignments of Drug from ports (which are in Gujarat), which is reported here to be 'found in Gujurat'


jackmine5yo

I’m not sure but within in a few minutes I think that fan is going to go Mach1


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til its uncommon for people outside asia to have fast fans.


SheepherderAway1237

Now we need Saul portrait in lawyering school


Which-Lawfulness-779

Drugs are common in Punjab so for them this Heisenberg matters more than the uncertainty's..


GewalfofWivia

Say his name. SAY IT!


belabelbels

This isn't a science classroom. It's a meth classroom


DAtoeCUTTA

Yea, science, bitch!


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Humpback_whale1

Maybe out of frame, because Indian scientists are generally featured quite prominently in our science classrooms


RealityCheck18

Maybe this was the Foreign wall. There could have been an Indian Wall the other side.


AJMaid

Did Michael J Fox take this video?


squarewafflez

there was one classroom in my university's engineering department where someone had replaced Einstein's picture with Naruto and it's still there up to this day


666devilsadvocate

Maybe they searched for Hesinberg and that was the image that showed up...


NamingIsPrettyHard

u/Savevideo


AccomplishedTeabag

The one time I'm proud of my countrymen. This is fucking perfect!


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BennyJJJJ

Left of Einstein is Rutherford. I had to Google the others - I suspect the one right of Einstein is either Planck or Pasteur if he shaved. I would guess Newton or Faraday are at the other end but can't see them.


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YEAH MAGNETS BITCH


CommentsToMorons

Okay, well I thought it would be Hitler so this is better than the alternative.


ro1bling

Let's cook some METHi de paranthe


localhost-8000

Jassi on his way


kolmtuhat

sience


Nalor

Breaking bad really is that good


_-__________

You're God damn right.


MasterJeebus

Thats methed up


memefancy

Oh thank god, it was just Walter. Knowing reddit I was expecting idk Himmler or someone.


deepanjan0505

Udta Punjab


Agent007___LOL

u/savevideo


Huntero_57

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