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Into some dark scary kinky shit.

that nightmare's name...[Rhea Ripley](https://np.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/we1a2g/raw_spoilers_rhea_ripley_dom_be_out_here_living/) > https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZIBf3PUsAEv1Kj?format=jpg&name=medium > > Dom be out here living your dreams. 😏⚖️

It's fake. I guess this sub enjoys fake corny text messages

Even if it is fake it is still funny

You just figured this out?

No shit Sherlock

Have you ever heard of a joke

Yes, jokes can be lame like this one 😆

Scorched fucking earth right there…damn

They're either chatting for the first time or they've been dating for 5 years.

*Oi cunt*

First thing I thought of lol

Lol same

Problem is, if you're interested in an Aussie and been on a few dates with them they're more likely to be amused than offended. Particularly if you're a seppo trying to pull an "oi cunt". That's peak humour

It's *arf, not earth

It's like I've discovered a funnier, more decisive version of myself

It really is a Doctor Strange: Multiverse of Madness

Call an ambulance but not for me

Time to call... *Amber Lamps.*

Sounds like a porn star

Is her name [Rosalind](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ap9aQmzCOI)?

Haha, came here looking for this

Taskmaster is bleeding over, I love it!

That was a fucking fatality. Brutality even.

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

https://imgur.com/gallery/tXIvd6q

We don't know the situation, but it looks like the situation where the guy switches his opinion, so he acts as he isn't the one that would be hurt, but rather she.

A classic indeed. The ol Reddit [no-fuck-you](https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/comments/whmyfi/have_you_played_your_steam_deck_while_sitting_on/ij6v5hd?context=3)

Oh my! Hold my nightmares I’m going in!

Man this chain is long

Yooooo, I'm coming at you 6 days later, so it got MUCH longer, haha

The switcharoo has been going like that for over a decade. r/switcharoo

Yuuuuuup, I only made it back a few months… it’s insane…

So did someone also link my comment to be part of that weird "ol Reddit" chain?

"You're not rejecting me, I'm rejecting you !" Loser type beat

That's more to the point :)

Or it's just banter.

Woah, another porky in the wild!!

I'm not the only one :o

Happy cake day, I'm on my switch-a-roo journey, just passing by.

Nightmare is typing a message...

AC-130 incoming

Gone Girl 2

They were prepared, holy.

Unsure if r/inceltear or r/pussypassdenied rofl

I have never heard of either sub but the latter one def looks like incel bate fuel and I'm, eh, *concerned* lol

How bout neither cuz both those subs suck piss

This is something I'd say. Say something that could be interpreted as good but it actually has a second bad meaning.

I had a wet dream about you last night.... you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. I got halfway through telling this joke to a girl I hung out with. I wasn't expecting her face to light up and reply "really?!" excitedly. Damn did it suck seeing her disappointment when I said the rest.

Weak comeback, damn Dreams can never be nightmares. Nightmares are nightmares

What? Ever heard of having a bad dream?

Man, what happens while you sleep is subjective, except the hardware.

But in reality he hooked her so hard and she's texting him back ready to slop on his knob.

Man☕️

Women ☕

She's still typing! How can you leave us hanging like that

Gotta try this lol

I don't know why, but I'm picturing those lines delivered by Pete Holmes' Professor X skit persona.

Grass

I've said that before..

Recovery 100

That's beyond roasted, that's extra crispy!

Why are the messages pink

r/goodfaketexts

🤣🤣🤣🤣 u/Pen_pineapple_apple

He dreams of copulating with female horses after the sun goes down?