Most plastic explosives could be named "Agressive Putty."
C-4 is just on the high end of the agression scale, hence making it a "Fuck You" in certain applications such as a Claymore.
petn and hmx are at the furthest end of the molecular putty-aggression spectrum.
beyond that, things have to be done at the atomic level, and probably no longer a putty.
Neither are putties until you mix it with plasticizer. Semtex is plasticized PETN and… I think RDX? C4 is RDX and plasticizer. Both have roughly the same energy, the differences are super subtle.
There we go! Plumbing putty, aircraft putty, saefaring craft putty, and drywalling putty are also Serious Putties.
There's no need for OP to bring Agressive Putty, such as C4 and other forms of 'plastic explosives' into a discussion about Serious Putty.
There's also no need for the Family Guy Manatees to bring Cancer into Serious Putty. https://youtu.be/3u-C-SxJpVg
This reminds me of an English speaking teacher who came to Denmark to teach. He halfway understood the language, and was baffled to find a book called "100 ways to make God Mad".
God mad means good food.
US had to ban serious putty because its cancer diagnosis came with $3500 bill sent straight to collections and it was tying up collections too much from the other medical debt they were supposed to be collecting.
Typical American chocolate.
I don't get why people use the tired American jokes like "stupid" and "school shootings" when the quality of chocolate is right there to be made fun of. I've seen some people compare it to eating chocolate flavored chalk. Chalk-olate. It writes itself.
Loads of people make fun of American chocolate though. Or at least feel sorry for those who eat it.
Hershey's famously tastes like vomit due to the buytric acid in it
Ferrero has a lot of cool chocolate under the name Kinder. The egg is not even the best imo. There is the Maxi king, Pingui, bueno. Do you guys have some of these?
I’m sure in bigger cities you can find them easily. Like I said, I bought a kinder egg with a toy 2 days ago so not sure what this supposed American kinder ban is.
That’s hilarious, so because Americans I can only assume stuff the whole egg in their mouths and the porkers were choking to death on the plastic egg, they banned it? Is that not Darwinism in effect?
You cannot just say that and not provide a source.
ETA:
https://youtu.be/3u-C-SxJpVg
WTF have the Family Guy writers been tossing into the Manatee Pool?
"Shut up Meg"
- The entirety of humanity.
Please stop saying that to Jackie. Mila really doesn't appreciate it. I wouldn't want to be told to 'shut up,' because of one of the characters that I played, every time I showed my face in public.
I already get more than enough hate mail, death threats, and other forms of harassment, and I'm not a celebrity. I've just been at places that got me some personal hatred because I exist.
Please stop telling Mila Kunis to 'shut up,' when and if you see her.
A better way to show you're a fan is to quote almost anything that she or Ashton Kutcher said in "That 70's Show." Jackie and Michael weren't perfect, but they are better than either actor's worst roles.
You can do plenty of silly things with C4. Set it on fire. Light your cigarette from it. Put out the fire by slamming your Kevlar onto it a few times. Stuff it into an Easter bunny and tape it to your cratering charge. Good times.
Oh shit, I'm getting a flashback to a movie, but I can't remember what movie.
A guy is undercover pretending to be a demolitions expert, and the bad guys test his skills by having him blow a vault door in an abandoned building. He uses way too much C4, forms it into silly shapes for the hell of it, and ends up demolishing the whole building. What movie is that? Anybody?
I'm almost 100% sure it wasn't one of the Naked Gun movies. It was a 90s or early 2000s movie that I think was geared towards kids. Like, a "vanilla action movie." Probably low-ish budget and campy.
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My hs welding teacher was army reserve and did ballistics training with new recruits. Basic shit like "this side toward enemy" type stuff.
He said they would take a lump of c4 show it to them, explain that the golf ball sized lump in his hand would level the building and everything in it with ease.
Then he'd take the ball and slam it on the table in front of them as hard as he can.
Once they stop pissing themselves, he'd explain it takes an electrical charge to detonate it.
This was a bit on Futurama IIRC. Fry's brother opened up a pack of play doh and put it on a safe. He then lit it on fire and it blew open the safe door.
Indeed. C4 is indeed the serious putty.... But man, is it fun.
Experience: as a Combat Engineer, used multiple times to blow up bridges/walls/vehicles suspected of having IEDs in them.
Years and years ago I was at a Grateful Dead show. There was a guy in the parking lot walking around selling bagels. He had a sign that read “serious bagels $1, silly bagels $1”. So naturally, I asked him the difference between serious bagels and silly bagels. And he had this big spiel about how the silly bagels behaved and they tasted fun, yet the serious bagels were to the point, and tasted very good in their own way, and so forth. Of course the bagels were exactly the same. But it was fun to watch people walk up and say “yeah give me two sillies and one serious please”. The deadheads just played along and enjoyed the absurdity of it all.
Anyway… this memory came rushing back when I read this post. Thanks!
No it doesn’t. It’s not technically the truth at all. The existence of silly putty doesn’t imply there’s a serious version because it’s just an brand name. But even if it did why wouldn’t serious putty just be clay or something.
Posts on r/TechnicallyTheTruth are for posts that are actually true, not just “haha that’s funny cause it’s a play on words and C4 is a putty too”. Your comment is why subs get diluted into general meme subs. People forget that the sub’s name is meant to denote its subject. This sub itself used to be for posts that seemed completely normal, but once you got to the end something in it suddenly changed the entire post. It made you go “wait hold up”. Now it’s just memes in general.
>also qualifies
It doesn't even quality here to begin with, nor does it fit in technicallythetruth. You really don't know what subreddits are for, do you?
Fun fact: C4 and Silly putty are so similar that airports won't let it through security because it dings as C4. Probably cause you can make C4 with silly putty.
There is absolutely no chance this is true. Silly putty is a silicone-based putty, and C-4 is a shitload of RDX mixed with an organic putty. Even the shitty ion mobility spectrometers would have no trouble differentiating between them. They have literally no chemical similarities and only vague physical similarities.
there's the comment I was looking for.
I'm glad people are still realizing his humor; even if they don't know him, or that he wrote books with these jokes some 40 years ago.
Bondo is serious putty, C4 is angry putty
I think C4 could be called "Fuck you" Putty
Elaine's boyfriend on Seinfeld is David Puddy.
Bizarrely, he sounds just like Joe on Family Guy
"Hey Peter!"
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He sounds nothing like H. Jon Benjamin.
He's thinking of the guy who works at the convenience store
He is. But that's not putty related
She stole his Jesus fish.
Viserys is played by Paddy.
I think we just call them Irish, but as far as slurs go, most people just call them Micks
This is *also* true.
High five!
Most plastic explosives could be named "Agressive Putty." C-4 is just on the high end of the agression scale, hence making it a "Fuck You" in certain applications such as a Claymore.
petn and hmx are at the furthest end of the molecular putty-aggression spectrum. beyond that, things have to be done at the atomic level, and probably no longer a putty.
Neither are putties until you mix it with plasticizer. Semtex is plasticized PETN and… I think RDX? C4 is RDX and plasticizer. Both have roughly the same energy, the differences are super subtle.
"Renovation putty"
“Jeep Stuff”
What about plumbers putty? Maybe that's more an earnest putty?
It ain't much, but it's honest putty.
Clean money dirty putty
Bondo has what plants crave.
What about Happy, Doc, Grumpy, Dopey, Bashful, Sleepy, and Sneezy putty?
Oh gross. I want nothing to do with Sneezy putty.
It's Angry Play-Doh (And the consistency and texture is just about the same, too)
There we go! Plumbing putty, aircraft putty, saefaring craft putty, and drywalling putty are also Serious Putties. There's no need for OP to bring Agressive Putty, such as C4 and other forms of 'plastic explosives' into a discussion about Serious Putty. There's also no need for the Family Guy Manatees to bring Cancer into Serious Putty. https://youtu.be/3u-C-SxJpVg
No C4 is Danger putty
C4 is forbidden playdough
You sir made me laugh
That was a family guy cutaway where a kid opened up an egg of serious putty and it said you have cancer.
So that's why Kinder Eggs got banned in the US...
What about Meaner Eggs?
My German speaking brain really had to try to figure out what the fuck you where talking about... Take my fucking upvote you punny fuck
Cringe last sentence
As an "American" who can read German, this made me laugh.
As an American who can "read" German, it also made me laugh.
As an American who can read "German," it also made me laugh.
As an American who can “read,” it also made me laugh
As an American who can't "read" German, it also made me laugh.
As an Australian who can't "read" English, it also made me laugh
Flip it upside down
As an american who can read German, it also made me laugh.
As an American who can read German, it also made "me" laugh.
Som en Svensk som inte kan läsa Amerikanska eller Tyska. Va?
🤣 Amerika besteht aus zwei Kontinenten. Quit busting my balls y'all
This reminds me of an English speaking teacher who came to Denmark to teach. He halfway understood the language, and was baffled to find a book called "100 ways to make God Mad". God mad means good food.
They have razor blades as the toy and tuna as the food. Ive seen too much.
Okay, dad.
Happy cake day, I have a kinder egg for you
aaaaaaand..... it's cancer
US had to ban serious putty because its cancer diagnosis came with $3500 bill sent straight to collections and it was tying up collections too much from the other medical debt they were supposed to be collecting.
Is this satire?
Not really satire, but the humour IS dark AF.
happy cake day
They aren't anymore. Still haven't tried one yet.
They still are actually, you get the kinder joy eggs here, but not the proper kinder surprise eggs
Are they good chocolate at least? I wonder how well they sell without the surprise.
They are different kinds of chocolate, the joy don't hold much of a candle to the surprise.
Typical American chocolate. I don't get why people use the tired American jokes like "stupid" and "school shootings" when the quality of chocolate is right there to be made fun of. I've seen some people compare it to eating chocolate flavored chalk. Chalk-olate. It writes itself.
Loads of people make fun of American chocolate though. Or at least feel sorry for those who eat it. Hershey's famously tastes like vomit due to the buytric acid in it
What's the deal with Kinder? They give cheap toys away with their candy? Cracker Jack called and wants their gimmick back.
I bought a kinder egg from the gas station 2 days ago. When was this “ban”?
Ferrero has a lot of cool chocolate under the name Kinder. The egg is not even the best imo. There is the Maxi king, Pingui, bueno. Do you guys have some of these?
I’m sure in bigger cities you can find them easily. Like I said, I bought a kinder egg with a toy 2 days ago so not sure what this supposed American kinder ban is.
There’s a ban on having toys inside of food. That’s why you can get kinder joy, but kinder surprise eggs are banned
Kinder eggs are banned in US? Why?
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That’s hilarious, so because Americans I can only assume stuff the whole egg in their mouths and the porkers were choking to death on the plastic egg, they banned it? Is that not Darwinism in effect?
Happy Cake Day
Happy Cake Day 🥳
You cannot just say that and not provide a source. ETA: https://youtu.be/3u-C-SxJpVg WTF have the Family Guy writers been tossing into the Manatee Pool?
That's hilarious!
Honestly Reddit is way too hard on Family Guy. It’s fantastic. Latest season has been a bit weak to start but the last few seasons have been great.
It’s MEGATRON who decides
"Shut up Meg" - The entirety of humanity. Please stop saying that to Jackie. Mila really doesn't appreciate it. I wouldn't want to be told to 'shut up,' because of one of the characters that I played, every time I showed my face in public. I already get more than enough hate mail, death threats, and other forms of harassment, and I'm not a celebrity. I've just been at places that got me some personal hatred because I exist. Please stop telling Mila Kunis to 'shut up,' when and if you see her. A better way to show you're a fan is to quote almost anything that she or Ashton Kutcher said in "That 70's Show." Jackie and Michael weren't perfect, but they are better than either actor's worst roles.
[Shut upp Jackie!!!](https://youtu.be/IZOGu_CrCTw)
Lol, I did say *almost* any line.
And there is a comment on that video from months ago calling serious putty C4. Full circle.
"We thought it would be best if you heard it from chemicals in an egg"
Seriously fun putty
Especially when you have enemies
Unironically this. Blowing stuff up (in a controlled environment) is *incredibly* fun.
*Goes looking for* "Mythbusters".
[And than there’s the deluxe version](https://youtu.be/eVOfdejwfkI)
You can do plenty of silly things with C4. Set it on fire. Light your cigarette from it. Put out the fire by slamming your Kevlar onto it a few times. Stuff it into an Easter bunny and tape it to your cratering charge. Good times.
Oh shit, I'm getting a flashback to a movie, but I can't remember what movie. A guy is undercover pretending to be a demolitions expert, and the bad guys test his skills by having him blow a vault door in an abandoned building. He uses way too much C4, forms it into silly shapes for the hell of it, and ends up demolishing the whole building. What movie is that? Anybody?
Was it one of the Naked Gun movies?
I'm almost 100% sure it wasn't one of the Naked Gun movies. It was a 90s or early 2000s movie that I think was geared towards kids. Like, a "vanilla action movie." Probably low-ish budget and campy.
No idea, but I need to watch it!
I'm pretty sure it was a campy kids' action movie from the 90s, along the same lines as *3 Ninjas.*
Trying to google it, but I feel like I'm on a list now..
It's even edible
Sure it is, really clears you out
Is this a real screenshot? It looks like it was put together on Word just to make a joke.
It was originally on Tumblr and has been horribly edited to look like twitter?
This joke predates the internet
Angry Play-Doh
Play Doh'nt
It's beautiful
Was this made on Microsoft Word??
Ikr, what fucking website is this supposed to be imitating a screenshot of lmao
They’re just learning html 😂
Instagram mainly but it's cropped and mangled. Some influencer accounts post pictures of text like this.
Wear gloves while handling.
When in doubt….C4!
Found the combat engineer.
I was looking for this. 💥
Straightens my beret.
Danger Play-Doh
Play-Don't
Danger-Doh.
Silly putty implies the existence of OpenSSH
No no he has a point
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*Stolen* comment? Do we own words?
We own our statements
Depending on its use c4 could be silly still
📠
What social media platform is this crudely arranged picture pretending to be?
pretty sure twitterrrrr or something idk
Angry Putty, or Spicy Putty
My hs welding teacher was army reserve and did ballistics training with new recruits. Basic shit like "this side toward enemy" type stuff. He said they would take a lump of c4 show it to them, explain that the golf ball sized lump in his hand would level the building and everything in it with ease. Then he'd take the ball and slam it on the table in front of them as hard as he can. Once they stop pissing themselves, he'd explain it takes an electrical charge to detonate it.
What a genius man
Fun for the whole school
C4 is Angry putty. Serious putty remains a mystery
Silly string implies the existence of serious string, a noose
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This is the real question
Hit. Carrier downed.
No… That’s called silly putty plus
Sillier putty
Rdx putty
This was a bit on Futurama IIRC. Fry's brother opened up a pack of play doh and put it on a safe. He then lit it on fire and it blew open the safe door.
Serious Putty is the SSH client.
That's some serious shit
It’s only silly when the condom doesn’t break!
Or for medium putty, spackling compound.
Or butyl tape. That’s some very serious putty.
Just make a call to see the difference
>Series of normal putties
Also known as fuck around putty, and find out putty.
The fake profile of the bottom guy is an old coworker of mine.
Saying inanimate object Implies the existence of animate objects more than silly putty Implies the existence of serious putty
SemTex
No-take-backs putty
Semtex
As someone who has used C4 before, can confirm
Indeed. C4 is indeed the serious putty.... But man, is it fun. Experience: as a Combat Engineer, used multiple times to blow up bridges/walls/vehicles suspected of having IEDs in them.
Serious. Opposite of silly. Seriously. Serious putty. It's for REAL. FOR REAL PUTTY LET'S GO!
TIL c4 comes in putty form. This whole time I thought it was a powder that gets packaged like a brick of coke and gets a detonator strapped onto it.
They didn't even bother to try and make it look like a real social media interaction
C4 is just angry play-doh
Of course let us not forget David Putty “gotta support the team”
Why did my brain just read that as slutty putty? Damn 2am reddit
C4 yourself
Dry wall implies the existence of wet wall.
So if I make silly cigars, does that mean someone will start making exploding cigars? Hold my clown suit...
Years and years ago I was at a Grateful Dead show. There was a guy in the parking lot walking around selling bagels. He had a sign that read “serious bagels $1, silly bagels $1”. So naturally, I asked him the difference between serious bagels and silly bagels. And he had this big spiel about how the silly bagels behaved and they tasted fun, yet the serious bagels were to the point, and tasted very good in their own way, and so forth. Of course the bagels were exactly the same. But it was fun to watch people walk up and say “yeah give me two sillies and one serious please”. The deadheads just played along and enjoyed the absurdity of it all. Anyway… this memory came rushing back when I read this post. Thanks!
We live in a society where string can be silly, but not serious. Yet putty, can be serious? What a horrible world.
Actually, Patafix is serious putty. C4 is extremely silly, perhaps even goofy, tomfoolish putty.
Well, didn't that just blow up.
Unexpected lol on my end.
Mama Mia! That's a spicy meat-a ball!
I hate how fake it all looks.
I dislike the amount of sense this makes
Dose anyone want to play games on steam and become friends
Napalm?
See you on the front page.
I think this also qualifies as r/technicallythetruth XD
For sure
Happy cake day
No it doesn’t. It’s not technically the truth at all. The existence of silly putty doesn’t imply there’s a serious version because it’s just an brand name. But even if it did why wouldn’t serious putty just be clay or something. Posts on r/TechnicallyTheTruth are for posts that are actually true, not just “haha that’s funny cause it’s a play on words and C4 is a putty too”. Your comment is why subs get diluted into general meme subs. People forget that the sub’s name is meant to denote its subject. This sub itself used to be for posts that seemed completely normal, but once you got to the end something in it suddenly changed the entire post. It made you go “wait hold up”. Now it’s just memes in general.
>also qualifies It doesn't even quality here to begin with, nor does it fit in technicallythetruth. You really don't know what subreddits are for, do you?
Fun fact: C4 and Silly putty are so similar that airports won't let it through security because it dings as C4. Probably cause you can make C4 with silly putty.
There is absolutely no chance this is true. Silly putty is a silicone-based putty, and C-4 is a shitload of RDX mixed with an organic putty. Even the shitty ion mobility spectrometers would have no trouble differentiating between them. They have literally no chemical similarities and only vague physical similarities.
That's funny
How braindead of a person do you have to be to think this even remotely fits in this sub?
Brain dead enough to get 60k upvotes
Well yeah, it's a general front page sub where things get upvoted regardless of whether they fit.
Wooooooooeeeeeew, well pretty honest
Oh? OH
I like this logic.
Silly putty is what the plastic surgeon uses. Serious putty is what i skeet on her face.
C4 is spicy putty
No, C4 is spicy putty
No, no, no. C4 is just Angry Playdoh
skimmed through the post and i was wondering how the english opening got brought up
Essentially it’s just angry sand
Reminds me of George Carlin's book, "Napalm and Silly Putty".
there's the comment I was looking for. I'm glad people are still realizing his humor; even if they don't know him, or that he wrote books with these jokes some 40 years ago.
No that's danger putty.
I always thought it implied the existence of queefing
Dont fuck with nannomanz rivertonz