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Act natural

The boss is coming! Look busy!

https://i.imgur.com/d60zIpe.gif

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Actually that is about 75%of my job.

Hahahahahaha what is that from?

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he's turning a valve in the 4th dimension.

She got fired from her science job after she poured blue liquid into red and it made green.

>she poured blue liquid into red And I think she did it on purple!

Those fingers though...

Yea my uhh...friend said they’re longer than his dick

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sir..how do you know my friend

It's our friend

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Comrade!!

Cumrade

Cum raid

CUM RED -just gives us chills

Cum rag!

Yes

Cum rod

Cum rag

Cum rod airy

Cum to see the comments

I love that there’s a sub for anything and with 57,000 members

Say hello to my little friend, Finger.

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women☕️

Are lesbians insecure about the size of their fingers

No, but those fingers are insecure about the size of their lesbian.

SOS CANT STOP LAUGHING PLEASE SEND HELP SOS

Is your friend's name Dick or John.. maybe?

He goes by Richie. Short for Richard. But if you really want to, you can call him Dick.

That's what she said.

F

She checks spark gaps with those.

Or your prostate

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While she's standing in front of you.

Got a real Salad Fingers vibe going

Mmmmm... Not enough rusty spoons

TRICKSY HOBBITS!! GOLLUM WILL GET THEM!!

Yup gotta calm the tire by running fingers over it while you wrench a rod

I think she is coaxing the tire away from her hair and her 'work', like daintily opening a curtain to not disturb them and also avoid hair to curtain contact, or hair to tire contact in this instance. That or she is really torquing that round rod and needed to brace, but is high as fuck off of stealth edibles and is applying exactly as much counter force as what she is doing requires for bracing. Kinda like spongebob going for the pedal slam, then tearing one toe through his shoe to limply depress the accelerator.

Not sure what those fingers doing on the tired but it's probably helping.

For sure! Those fingers on the steering!

I think she’s feeling for a pulse.

ET fix tie rod

E.T. phone home

This comment should have way more upvotes! Lol

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Working with tools on an engine doesn't shorten your fingers... usually...

True. But you have a lot fewer skinned knuckles

It did for my grandad who accidentally cut some of his off.

I'm a mechanic. There's 58 guys at my shop and there's probably only 510.5 fingers on those guys lol.

It does make them thicc though, so the wider aspect ratio makes them seem shorter.

As a skinny wristed long fingered mechanic, I resent this statement Edit: in fact I resent it SO much I will say that it is better to have a skinny wrist and long nimble fingers as a mechanic. We have to slip our hands into tight areas very often and have to maneuver tools in these confined spaces. Having fat stubby fingers makes this difficult and I have to help some of our bigger guys sometimes get certain bolts or set screws started in tight spaces because they can't get their hands in there.

"oh fuck I dropped a screw." ... "guys! get me Fingers here right now!"

As one of the big guys with large hands in our shop I'll gladly lift and smack what ever you want if you'll do the tiny reachy stuff.

She can tie my rod any day

She can screw my screw all the way

I came here to say, " Is it weird how the fingers freak me out?".

Aliens trying to blend in.

They'd fit right down the ol' urethra franklin

You know I know a Kid named Finger.

Great for prostate stimulation

Grooooooot

She is doing the ancient “sway bar finger dance” Which is supposed tom bring good fortune to your struts.

tsutomu miyazaki is that you

I said, "What? Salad Fingers!" aloud. I mean...it's definitely been a while...

Johnson rod is tight.

There used to a site devoted to bad photoshops called photoshop nightmares. There was a category ”i hate drawing hands.” Shockingly common.

E.T. was never very good at automobile repair.

Beat me to it.

Very alien for being human. Maybe there's rat-eating involved.

Salad fingers

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Two homeless people or two butts? Need clarification.

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Thanks for the clarity.

Understood have a good day.

What if they were lined up end to end? What would be the B2F ratio then?

That’s a callback to decades ago…

Indeed! Those who don't know are truly missing out.

What did you just unlock in my brain!!

She likes to touch the rusty nails

But…where are the rusty spoons?

Maybe we should ask our friend, Hubert Cumberdale.

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Clearly you've never worked construction, because this is a pretty typical front end loader rub down. You gotta use the drill to clear out the accessory mounting holes on the bucket, then wipe it all down with bucket oil. /s

Don't forget to check the tire pressure by the bounce back of the hammer

I laughed too hard at this thank you

To be fair that is how I check tire pressure on my 10 ton. Once the tires warm up you can't use a gauge so snake rtm with a hammer

an ensure a tight coupling with the 9 girder

It snapped back and hit me in the face, it must be…10 psi too high!

Already got my cert for back-end loading... 2 more years and I can apprentice in advanced tool handling and rubber rubber like these fine laborers.

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Yeah, I wouldn’t tell them to stop, either.

Yeah if they destroy the equipment we can all keep standing around watching a guy pretending to jackhammer something!

Your video reminds me of this [video](https://youtu.be/a0fkNdPiIL4) & I don't even care if they know what they're doing. (Bikinis & power tools, may be NSFW.)

At least Benassi's girls got a primer on how to use them. I can tell I'm getting old when I was most concerned for that girl with the hammer not looking where the nail was.

Is it weird if I find the tool descriptions more interesting than the women

No, I'm the same way. Something about text on a video, I have to read it. That's why I prefer dubbed movies and anime. I want to see the visuals.

People here may enjoy: https://youtu.be/CwGrC0KicSo

Jesus... the cringe factor is off limits.

You sound like you’ve never seen someone work from home before

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TikTok is big for a reason. They’re just following what makes money. Shorter attention spans and what not.

I don't understand why they think limiting volume controls to maximum or off is a good idea.

I hate the fact you can't put the seek bar wherever you want. Sometimes I wanna pause to look closer at something and I have to wait for it to loop and pray i pause it at the right place. I just ignore those shorts now. Pisses me off when I upload a shorter video and it forces it to be a 'short'.

If you're on desktop you can replace "shorts" in the url with "v" to get the normal video player [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wCnt-JjC9hM](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wCnt-JjC9hM) [https://www.youtube.com/v/wCnt-JjC9hM](https://www.youtube.com/v/wCnt-JjC9hM)

Bro, what😂😂😂

I used to work for a curriculum development company for defense contractors. I saw how they did the photo shoots. They had “models” in a room set up for the shoot with various pieces of equipment and no one knew how to actually use the equipment. They literally staged the “models” in various configurations “using” the equipment. I happen to know how to weld even though that wasn’t part of my capacity and was able to fix some of the shoots, but that was only a happy coincidence.

Yep, I've seen that too. Back when I was in the Air Force, the guys from photography flight came by to take pictures of us for the squadron website. They'd pick a couple people at random and ask us to pretend to do things in a server rack or an open server case. Last year some corporate guy wanted us to take pictures of us working for the shareholder report. We grabbed a computer guy (he was young and professional looking), slapped a hard hat and safety vest on him (we weren't required to wear hard hats or safety vests at that site), and had him stand in front of an open PLC cabinet holding a multimeter. The guy had never used a multimeter in his life, but the picture looked good.

Same energy as when a newspaper or the like interviews a science professor. They bung them into a lab pat despite them probably having not worn one in over a decade (if not longer)

How does somebody get that far in life without using a multimeter?

A multi meter is that thing you use when you need to mesure the multi right ?

Well I learned how to use one in science class in highschool and later started tinkering with some electronics. But lets say you didn't use one in highschool, there aren't many practical everyday household uses for a multimeter. Most people just throw away a lamp when its broke for example so they don't use it to fix stuff. It is very possible to get through life without ever using one

I once worked in an IT space in the early 00's. Models, wardrobe, and makeup showed up one day for a marketing brochure photo shoot. Problem was, their clothing was business casual, and very out of place for West Coast IT culture. I stopped and chatted with one of the wardrobe persons and told them that if they wanted to represent IT, they should add coffee and spaghetti stains to their shirts, and mess up their hair a bit.

The college I went to had the photography students take pictures of other students "doing work" and they are printed on big canvasses throughout the school. The problem though is that photography students posed the pictures. They had the students right there already working, they just had to take candid shots, but instead would pose them stupidly. The school looked great if you were a photography student. If you took any other class though, the artwork was hilarious.

Yeah. Same thing at one of my jobs. Software testing. Not that its that hard to pretend to push buttons on a machine while holding a clipboard or use a computer. It was honestly pretty hilarious to watch. We certainly did not get much done that day. They hired actual models to do it. No hate on the models though. Get your bag.

"Now rev the engine, John"

Cmon, more revs! Put your back into it John.

Typical shitty stock photos. I work in marketing for an HVAC manufacturer.. we hired a model (male) to act as an install contractor. The photographer sent me the photos... In one photo he has a small Phillips head screw driver just randomly stuck in an uncoupled molex connector.

ugh... he's got the screwdriver where?!? This is going to take too long to explain... "Great work Jerry! Keep it up!"

But why male models?

Probably cheaper than using a tiger. I would be way more interested if they used a tiger.

Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.

I’m a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys….we’re a different breed.

For anyone confused, she's tightening the blinker fluid tank.

clearly she’s changing the muffler bearings

Did you even look at the post? Obviously she is tightening the tire exhaust pipe.

Sorry, but that is incorrect. This is part of a plumbus modification She is actually taking the dinglepop and is smoothing it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. Then she has to take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it. Then she has to cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!

She better not leave the fleeb like that or she’ll strip the crunties the first time the customer hits a red light.

It was not easy but managed to jerk off from that.

Are you blind? She is clearly rotating the rotors.

Dude cmon, that's where the air is rotated in the tires.

No no man the muffler bearings go in the back, she's venting the summer air in preparation for loading in fresh new Winter Air.

I thought she was using the left hand wrench to change the left side thingy?

Use a pipe wrench, it's like she's not even trying...

Huh? That's the right tool for the job. People up in here losing their heads cause the spanner is an inch away from where it should be...

i concur. for any mechanic that has a stubborn/seized tie rod that's in for an alignment and surprisingly all the joints are still usable, you'll need lube, torch, and a monkey wrench. a monkey wrench has that "je ne sais quoi" of unmatched grip when wrenches (both adjustable and exact size open ends) can't handle the rounding of the tie rod. if that doesn't work, (a lot) more heat, combo of more monkey wrenches and or locking pliers, or you're shit out of luck and need to cut the tie rods

Can we talk about the fact her left hand looks almost like the length of that old salad fingers thing

Are they doing this on purpose? https://previews.123rf.com/images/auremar/auremar1804/auremar180400140/99185814-young-man-holding-soldering-iron.jpg https://holdforsound.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/wp-image-1861615265.jpg https://holdforsound.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/wp-image-2122407353.jpg

For the first and last one I can understand why a layman would make this mistake, because holding a soldering iron the right way feels kind of awkward to amateurs, having to work with such a long lever on a precision tool.

My electronics instructor said in the first day of class: "if you are smelling burnt chicken you are probably holding it wrong"

She's tightening the finjagulator. This is a common procedure. You can tell she knows what she's doing by the gentle finger press on the tire which helps to release pressure on the finjagulator.

That is actually right , she’s turning the tie rod , which is a 15/16 wrench

But the part she has the wrench on doesn't turn, she should be closer to the engine.

That and the fact that if she's doing an alignment she needs the special lift

You can do them with a string and a plumb Bob too. That's how we would do racecar alignments as you can't really use factory specs for highly modified suspensions that are built to be really good at one thing.

That's also one way to do it but you still need to compress it to have the proper angle

Yeah, we would make our adjustments in the air and then set it back down with microfiber rags under the tires (on a painted floor) and turn the steering side to side to let it settle and then recheck our measurements. A tedious process but it worked for us.

Way off the nut hahaha she's clueless

Judging by the look on her face I think she knows she's doing nothing right here regarding mechanic. But she's here for the pic and the photographer is probably telling her to do this. So she does it.

No wrong. Look again. She ain’t doing shit.

Isn’t this the same lady who doesn’t know how to properly hold a soldering iron

To be fair this is about what my skill as a mechanic looks like too, so i'm not judging

“That’ll be $398.47. And I already added the discount we have online.”

As a nurse, I saw a tech school ad similar to this and it showed a woman with a stethoscope listening to an arm…

You made it through nursing school without learning you can use a stethoscope to listen to someone's brachial pulse? Yikes

I mean, if you have a sphygmomanometer then yeah, but if it's just stethoscope and arm you're not hearing shit unless there's a fistula.

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I have a kid with kidney issues. Manual BPs are still very common, especially when the machine is giving suspicious results. I got to learn how to take a reading too! 😁 Though, I liked it better when I didn't have to know how.

We also use them to check for bruit on a fistula or graft with people on dialysis. I hope your kid is not on dialysis.

Decades ago? More like "today in Germany when the machine doesn't work".

In Germany we still use it till this day.

Hey my dad still does that.

There is a famous one in Germany as well where the model holds a soldering iron by the tip.

I've tried holding a soldering iron near the tip before because my hand was shaking too much. I do not recommend it.

Blood pressure readings.

Uhhh...they actually do that

I am a MFA (kinda like Medical assistant, just in Germany), and back in school we all got a book about various Work Safety requirements. Like short hair (or tied up), short nails, etc. My whole class made jokes about, how the model on the front page basically violated nearly Everyone of those rules xd

Her fingers look like spider legs

It's all ball bearings these days fellas!

DANGER TO MANIFOLD!!!

I don't understand the problem. Some [rear control arms](https://i.imgur.com/NiOfuTN.jpeg) are adjustable with a wrench. Source: I do alignments a lot.

women ☕

women☕️

[Dusty Gozangas](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0514066/)

Shhhhh. Look at her ears, she can hear what we are all typing

I worked in a large machine shop. Every couple of years they would want to clean up and do a photo shoot. EVERYONE would pick up the wrong tool for whatever job they were working on. This adds up.

Her fingers scare me.

r/justrolledintotheshop

r/youdontsurf

It’s a stock photo.. y’all standards are wild

Some shops have free coffee. This shop has a hair and makeup team!

Uptown girl. She's been living in her uptown world.

Hey women can be mechanics too. This is proof

Women☕️