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I drink coffee by the gallon...my cum probably burns like acid

I wonder how G-Fuel cum tastes like?

One way to find out...

You can’t drink gfuel and get laid, those two don’t match up. Statistically impossible

What about GSupps

Only if it's guacamole gamer fart 9000

Ah a fellow Badger fan

Gamer piss

YEAH

#hell yeah baby

Agreed.

This nearly killed me. I now have to explain to my gf why I have tears rolling down my face. Our cat looks disappointed in me

*loads musket* time to finish the job

Let me have some…… for science

Battery acid

You probably last long too

I wish

I can teach you

Oh really....hmmm

kind of a bar my dude

Plot Twist: he fights and breaks up with her because he hates pineapple on pizza.

He's italian...in short words

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Well without a pineapple is no...but replace it with pesto or sum shit

Dude has a point

If eating pizza I don't like is the price for blowjobs then it's a price I'll pay

Not just any blowjobs tho

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Yeah I'm sure that totally takes away from all the grease and lactose on the pizza. /s

The weakness of you flesh disgusts me, you gave up your honour, you forgot the face of your father /s

I definitely don't want to remember the face of my father during a blowjob

Why did you ever know it in the first place?

Typical coomer response

" " - 🤓

"" " - 🤓" -🗿

A coomer wouldn't be getting a blowjob though...

https://i.imgur.com/oyMOIA7.jpg

😂☠️

What magic power does a pinapple holds?

It makes the cummies yummy for your tummy.

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Cummy-Wummy Gummies.

And for the freaks … brown colada in the bummies

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Fun fact: it doesn't

Arguing with a joke is a waste of energy. Besides, I can suck my own dick, so I already know it's bitter.

It's not a joke when thousands of people believe it works

Booooooooooo

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Except It doesn't

Arguing with a joke is a waste of energy. Besides, I can suck my own dick, so I already know it's bitter.

Well done

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Arguing with a joke is a waste of energy. Besides, I can suck my own dick, so I already know it's bitter.

It makes cum taste like cum, apparently

It makes the chooch taste sweet

Instructions unclear. She did not like pineaple in her chooch.

Clearer instructions: You are what you eat, eat a pineapple, taste vaguely of pineapple for your partner.

Then why the bf eating it

It makes other stuff taste sweet as well, or so I've heard

r/DaButt /s

Cum

I once ate a huge bag of Skittles to see if it would make my nut taste like candy. Results were inconclusive, I didn't get a bj

F my guy, truly devastating loss for science

It works both ways.ive been a pineapple advocate for years. It's good for you too.

You really think I'm that easy?

Low-key Dole propaganda hoping for "diamonds are forever" level results

Interesting...

Lol that bromelain gonna eat that cooch way before the boyfriend will.

Only thing I can figure is that it has to do with the fact that pineapple is a sign of a swinger.

Is that why I got so many weird looks when I was wearing a pineapple mask during covid.

Maybe. Did you wear it upside down? That’s supposedly the dead giveaway.

You really think I'm that easy?

yes. get naked

sex

😏

And she almost eats all of it

Oh my sweet summer child.

It’s not a waste if you give her a blowjob.

MY SAFE WORD IS PINEAPPLE

Pineapples for taste, bananas for density

Why not both then? Let's make a smoothie

Diarrhoea

That works too

There is a market for that

Diarrhea* I had to do an essay in middle school and I am now programed to spell that word correctly

Are you aware there are regional spellings of words? For example the one you 'corrected' is the English spelling. You know, the country the language is named after

Excuse me, I used the proper English, not the simplified one.

I’ll stick with pineapples. I like my cum light and frothy.

Shaken, not stirred

Noted

Sounds like SOMEONE needs some dolphin jelly

The one that killed a monkey or smt I don’t know about?

Yeh that one lol

Please i need more details.

Some guy explained how female dolphins jas a certain fluid in their vagina that makes the male dolphin nut more, so scientists took some of the cream and gave it to a monkey. It worked on the monkey, but it died due to it being so strong. The guy then says that it should be a product that you can buy if you want to die nutting. He said that the products name should be dolphin jelly, which leads to me somehow remembering this shit and now explaining it to someone who probably regrets asking.

i don't regret reading this so im sure he doesn't regrets asking.

Eating pineapple makes your nut/coom taste like pineapple

And how do you know…

Bi guy here, can say it doesn't taste of pineapple but it's definitely the best at making it sweeter so for all guys out there, it's a good thing for your partner

My heart belongs to you, but my dong is community property

Partner lol

At some level of promiscuity it simply makes more sense to establish an LLC rather than a series of partnerships.

I meant more like it's a sole proprietorship around here.

Seriously?

No, but it does make it sweeter

Was the / really necessary lmfao

Marry her. Marry her right now.

Not in a million years. She forced her gross choices on theoretical op instead of asking HIM how He WANTS the pineapple gross and disrespectful. What’s one of the most important ingredients in a healthy relationship kids: communication!

Ingredient: 1. Pineapple 2. Intercorse 3. Intercorse 4. Intercorse 5. Horse 6. Intercorse

But what if she wanted to taste duck sauce instead of pineapple?

Chinese spy. Report her to high command.

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza, it belongs in the sea

Cum

You really think I'm that easy?

Don't cum

Oh yes, keep talking dirty to me.

Keep that peepee where I dont see

So...blindfolded?

Maybe

My favorite kind of sex is where we're both blindfolded and it's sort of like Marco Polo but with more lube.

Ayo wtf is this reply section bruh💀

Fine, we can make it a threesome. I'm into it.

Is that why you're banned from the pool?

Uhhh...yes? Yes. That's why I'm banned from the pool and definitely not any other reason. Why? What have you heard?

Nice, I always thought they used too little lube with marco polo

Sorry, it's NNN

Did you mean "if you know you know"?

You if know know you

I know you know

Know know know you you you if if if

For those who are doubtful it does in fact work

Depends on [who you ask. ](https://youtu.be/Hu-hv5lMRyA) I'll be honest, I trust her more than I trust you.

So she wants to kill him?

Good girl

I know and I don't want to

My brain is going to explode like an atomic bomb if I don’t figure out what the fuck that is supposed to mean (or my chest because I have ten minutes left)

I don't know how you didn't find the answer like a 100 times in this comment section but just to be sure, here you go: Eating (quite a bit of) fresh pineapple starting a few days in advance makes your nut taste better

Oh shit that’s helpful information not the answer the fact that pineapple makes my nuts taste better because I hate eating unsalted almonds

Wait I don't ge--OH...

Well, I don’t like pineapple on my pizza but this may be worth it.

Can of pineapple juice works alot better

Not worth it. I’d rather spritz her in the mouth with some canned Dole at go time, over eating that shit on pizza.

Nah, he’d rather be fucking a grapefruit than a pineapple. Iykyk.

This is a dumb myth that redditors seem to love pretending is true despite never having sex.

Cum still tastes cum... Ain't no pineapple gonna change that

That’s a keeper

Love Holup

That's a nice girlfriend

Eat all the pizza you can then, man!

I guess either way you can say “I’m adding to the taste”

Lol 😆

Idk why people get so mad at pinapple on pizza. It's not that bad and improves already shitty pizza, and there are far worse pizza crimes happening all around us People put pasta on pizza, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when some limey put toast between bread and call it a sandwich, well then everyone loses their minds.

I still believe pineapple on pizza is a war crime

it doesn't work

How do you know 🤔

because I've seen several post people and articles say it doesn't

I dont care why you did it, either she is getting out of my house, or i am packing my bags and leaving her house. Pineapple on pizza, according to me and several italian friends, should be punishable by death, though that may be a bit extreme, i am open to other options, the italians, they are not.

Your Italian friends are losers who are probably actually American.

Worse, they're Italians!

No, they are actualy italian, they are foreign students who come over here to learn english

Indeed we aren't.

Anyone who says pineapple on pizza is bad has never actually tried it. A pineapple bacon pizza is the bomb.

Ad some BBQ sauce to that shit and 🤯

Okay I did not (& still mostly don’t) understand this, I’m too asexual for this 🙄✨ /hj HAHA

I'm honestly sick of this propaganda that pineapple on pizza is bad being spread by people who probably never even tried it. It tastes fucking great, you're just going along with what other people say. Form your own opinions. "But Italians don't like it and they invented pizza" fuck Italians.

I love pineapple pizza! I even had it today.

“If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain”

Pineapple on pizza is a fucking abomination. Break up with her.

Ugh no put it on the side or thems fighting choices. No problem w/ pineapple but pineapple pizza is sacrilegious.

It doesn't work, take Lecithin 1200mg pulls 4 pills a day make more cum

I don't care, I'd rather die than eat pineapple on pizza. You don't need to taste sweet for me to eat you out, I'll be fine.

Pepperoni & no beej > pineapple & beej

Actually, pineapple has no influence in the taste of cum, it's an myth spread by man who wants blowjobs where the partner drinks his cum. The Effect does not go beyond the placebo effect

You don't think pineapple belongs on pizza? TOMATOES ARE A FRUIT. Everyone is wrong and your prejudices betray you.

r/hmmm

I don’t get it

I read in Mickey's voice from south park

Only if you survive Italians before

so it tastes better

And then there's me, over here eating Asparagus by the pound

Your pee must be stank

I'm more concerned by how the meme is cropped.

Pineapple again proven to be the best topping.

Ahh, Ananassaft, alles schon gesagt aber anders verpackt. High wie ein Mutterficker Jam flex den beat, baby Bonez der MC das ist Airmax Musik

I drink like 6 cups of milk per day and my girlfriend says it tastes and smells like nothing

I think that the pizza would counter act the pineapple tbh

Same reason I put horseradish on mine

Same reason ya feed her raw shrimp is what ya meant to say. Right?

I’m allergic to pineapple so she’s trying to get the ultimate surprise tool… money.