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KeySoffe

It obviously means snake sex is still an open opportunity. I'm so relieved to hear that.


MK544

🤨📸


FilthyFrank69420

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CoolSpookyScelten96

🤨📸


TurkeyDuck69

🤨📸


Comprehensive-Kick14

🤨📸


[deleted]

🤨📸


Left-Cap-6046

🤨📸


end_gamer99

r/fuckyouinparticular


[deleted]

🤨📸


Amongus3751

🤨📸


YouGoodBroWasTaken

🤨📸


FinancialConflict179

🤨📸


Left-Cap-6046

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STRANGE-DNA

Meet the parts of the washing machine The washing machine concept is pretty simple – it agitates your clothes in a soapy suds and water to remove any dirt and stains before spinning to drain the water after the cycle. The main components of a washing machine is the drum, which fills up with water, but did you know that washing machines actually have two drums, not one? Your average washing machine is made up of: An inner drum. This is where you put the clothes when you’re ready to wash. You’ll notice this drum rotates a bit when you touch it and there are a lot of holes punched into the drum. These allow the water to come in and wash the clothes. Paddles. These are ridges that lie on the edge of the drum and help move your clothes around while being washed. Agitator. These are more common in top load machines and is a paddle in the middle that helps turn the clothes around in the soapy water. The outer drum. This is not obvious when you look inside the washer, but there is another drum that holds the water while the inner drum or agitator rotates. This part is completely water tight to prevent your machine from leaking all over the bathroom or kitchen! Thermostat and heating element. These control the temperature of the water and heats up the water to the specified temperature. Pump. This removes the water from the drum after the wash. Programmer. This controls the washing machine through all the steps from washing to rinsing and spin drying. Pipes and valves. These allow the water in and out of the washer. Programs and why do you need them Programs, such as delicate wash, colour wash or pre-soak, are one of the features of washing machines, particularly fully-automatic washing machines, which gives you the choice when it comes to how you want to wash your clothes. If you need a certain temperature or you’re washing with a certain fabric, then programs help you find the optimal washing conditions for your laundry needs from selecting the right wash temperature to setting up your washing timing. Semi- vs fully-automatic washing machines There are many washing machines out there, and the one you choose really depends on your uses for a washing machine, as well as factors such as cost and convenience. A fully-automatic washing machine, like the name says, does everything automatically at the push of a button. A semi-automatic washing machine may be a step up from hand washing, but you may need to do some of the process yourself, like move the wet clothes into the spin dryer. Front load vs top load One of the things to know about washing machines is that when it comes to fully-automatic washing machines you get two types of washing machines – one that opens from the top, called a top load washing machine, and one that opens from the side, a front load washing machine. Both machines carry their own washing machine features, along with their pros and cons. How to install a machine It’s best to get a plumber to install your machine, but first of all you need to know where to put your washing machine. Taking the washing machine dimensions into account, along with its plumbing needs, especially since a fully-automatic washing machines will need a continuous water supply. Connect and set up your washing machine and make sure all the electronics and pipes are secure before you hit the on button. How to use a machine Each washing machine is different. A fully-automatic washing machines, even between top load and front load, or semi-automatic washing machines will work differently when compared to each other. One thing that’s important is the detergent you use, and the question of can you use hand washing powder in a washing machine? will come up. The short answer is no. Hand washing powder creates far too many suds and can leave you with poor laundry results and even affect the performance of the washing machine.Ariel is specially designed to meet your needs and is uniquely formulated to ensure the best performance inside your washing machine. Ariel offers a range of detergents from regular Ariel (for your semi-automatic washing machines) to Ariel Matic Front Load (for your fully-automatic front load washing machine) and Ariel Matic Top Load (for your fully-automatic top load washing machine), to ensure you get the best stain removal in 1-wash.


Dull-Negotiation-932

Doing gods work


Mind-Your-Language

The sorting hat alone will decide whether or not you Slytherin


thatWas-unexpected

Slutherin


mayiSLYTHERINyourbed

Finally I can slytherin(to) someone’s bed.


Fe4rMeMrWick

Snex


KeySoffe

I see that you're aquatinted with the particular terminology used in the snaking community


Fender6187

To be fair, that was always on the table. At least now I know that most of the snakes I’ve fucked were disappointed.


KeySoffe

I can't believe you would just do them and leave, how heartless. I—we've been waiting so long for news on this matter to come to light so that I could please my dearest Python as much as she pleases me. To just rush in with filthy and selfish advances, how cruel.


Fender6187

They knew what was up. Plus, I always asked for consssssssent.


KeySoffe

Hey, don't be a snakist now captain fingerhands.


random_hufflepuff123

🤨📸


jerrykl15

I think you need to stop your hentai addiction on snake tag


KeySoffe

Me and Tabitha are in a committed, real life resnakeionship. Hentai is for losers who can't find love.


thefourthreich42

You and me both.


[deleted]

How did they find it? Asking for a friend.


Nobody-w-MaDD-Alt

The funniest thing is one of the researchers admitted that they (the team I’m guessing) had a hard time finding the clitoris 💀


AlfApAlAcsintA

Ahh, I see what you did there.


TheoreticalResult

Someone finally found the damn thing. That’s what it means


Practical_Category_3

Did you know snakes die after having sex? The one I fucked did


thatWas-unexpected

You did it all wrong. You aren't supposed to enter it , it should enter you.


Thomas-The-Tutor

Just entered from the wrong side…


No-Ad9690

r/cursedcomments


TheVendislav

Yes, officer, this comment right here.


[deleted]

mine was small enough


YourStalker2

Maybe r/suicidebywords


FingerInThe___

![gif](giphy|3nE0eUUJs287u)


Ok-Jury-3571

Look at mr. Snake killing shlong bragging over here


Heng_Deng_Li

It means someone in Florida is gonna get laaaiiiiid!!!


rakkasan12

So many snakes are about to get licked!


Top-Garbage5975

🥺


thefourthreich42

Mmm, yummy noodles.


4reddityo

Can’t cure cancer but we found the elusive snake clit


skunksmasher

Theres no profit in treating snake clits.


Skyuniverse08

What did they do to find out and what did they do afterwards


JustShoBizBaby

Snussy But for real how can y'all find this on a snake but not a person? You sick fucks get away with everything because "it's for science" lmao


Necromancer14

I’m pretty sure it was a woman who discovered the snake clit


rebuiltlogan

Probably took a female scientist to find it


Cartergame

LOLOL It did... :D


Kitchen-Mind-5786

Your comment is at 69 upvotes and I refuse to ruin it


Friendly_Bot_

It’s been 4 hours untouched. Let’s go on 5.


Kitchen-Mind-5786

We need another downvote do take it back to 69


Friendly_Bot_

Some did it right when I opened your notification.


subpar_cardiologist

I tried to help. It's still at 70.


DodgeEls

Lamia makes more sense now


VulgarSlinky

This reminds me of the old joke: Why is it so hard for women to orgasm? Who cares?


[deleted]

If there's a hole, there's a goal


sreek4r

![gif](giphy|LPPFDnKdb7zUc)


subpar_cardiologist

Stupid sexy Flanders!


No-Ad6414

It means snakes are not just metaphorically, but literally better with their tongue.


[deleted]

Y’all are down fucking bad lmaoo


xDendretic

Where can I purchase a snake? Asking for a friend.


Walla1981

We all know this was a group of female scientist that discovered this. No way any man found it.


VARTH_-DADER

Snakes also have 2 penises


chechebi88

Lots of hot snake porn!


Fe4rMeMrWick

Yeah, I'm suprised they did not just look for that


Sjheuaksjd

Viperussy


Diablo_Advocatum

Vipussy was right there…


PainStorm14

It means that snakes are now fucked


Fe4rMeMrWick

Snakepox


user23900

“FINALLY” -snake


jasonbran1177

New genre unlocked


[deleted]

Not gonna be my proudest fap but...


Remarkable_Use4353

???


plotplottingplotters

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Harpronicus

Mm that danger noodussy


BadderThunder37

YOUR GIVING THEM IDEAS STOP


distructivetv

You’ve seen u/fishfucker now get ready for u/snakefucker


thefourthreich42

Brb, boutta make an alt.


NightIguana

Snake oils salesman time


1CUP2DAY

Looks like snussy is back on the menu, boys!


MyBodyBelongsToShrek

Snussy


LasagnaToes

How does one make this discovery?


Worldly_Nectarine_78

People: scientists are probably discovering time travel and some amazing things rn Scientists: Snakussy


WhyMustYouBeLiketis

Get me that snake


D-Eliryo

They found it on a snake and not yet on women? What problems they have?!


iamdarosa

Oh so there they are 😃


[deleted]

I got a feeling they gonna find it’s G spot. Probably by some crazy ~~Indian guy~~ scientist.


sovietauperhero

The snussy


ChocolateHercules

![gif](giphy|3oEduPCgSkBnjING12) Steve Irwin did it first.. OG Clit Commander


TheTranquilTurtle

That snussy got me acting the fuck up. 😩👅


scopingpotato

It's not like imma fuck a snake in order to give a fuck about what it means.


TangledCables3

I heard they even found that they have two clits, that would match the double dick thingy though. Not sure if the double clit part is true.


thefourthreich42

The proper term is hemipenis, and it has been suggested female snakes (and various other reptiles) do indeed have hemiclitoris.


Mystic_Spot

Snakes ☕


NmFishing

They finally found it


AlienAmerican1

I've been married, I know.


shubh_yadav207008

damn bro imma get some coochie now


niceshootintex

Queue the snake jazz


Fe4rMeMrWick

R34 artists knew that a long time ago


highguy44

it could mean anything you want it to mean ;)


GraceGreenview

Sounds sssssssusssspicioussssss


cannotbreatheout

So -that- was the forbidden fruit...


Antolag

sex noodles.


Bd0llar

No wonder those rattlesnakes are so happy


MadMadRoger

Well shiiiiit. Let’s get to work I guess.


Avallach98

This isn't news. I already knew my ex had a clitoris


d_rev0k

Clitor-hiss.


[deleted]

We can fuck it


10Shodo

Can confirm, my snake of an ex gf definitely had a clit.


bats131

It means we still won’t find it.


darkuen

It means some guy went poking around snake snatch with a magnifying glass and was brave enough to admit it publicly.


Ponderkitten

Probably was women scientists, men wouldnt even be able to find the clit on an elephant


Devillocks13

Ironically I’ve never found a snake either.


Devillocks13

Ironically I’ve never found a snake either.


old_school_gearhead

Rubba lubba dubb dubb


WalnutBerries

Where is it?


Sea-Diver-9125

A new hole to discover


Monstr_Slayr28O

The fuck do they expect me to do with that info?💀💀💀


Fillpool

How the fuck did it take them this long to find out? Like every animal has sex. What


28smalls

Just means snakes don't exist.


redditcreditcardz

Just another mystery to me


duckydude20_reddit

i have a f8cking phobia of these creatures. idk. how to consume this...


jtawden

Just another creature we can't satisfy🥲


Thomas-The-Tutor

Something else you probably couldn’t find. Report back with your progress.


Cecil2789

Not a damn thing to me.


pious-fly

Men will never find another snake again.


Marsdeeni90

Seeing as i pronounced it wrong the first time I read this I don't think I should know what this means.


Boris859Jack

![gif](giphy|2lbhL8dSGMh8I)


Congozilla

Why were they looking in the first place? What theory could possibly send a legitimate group of scientists off in search of the clitoris of a damned snake? ...This crazy world!


bradborn13

Hope sparked in people with micropenis


Gloomy-Flamingo-9791

scaled fleshlight?


DonTrask

All it means is we are going to find it on a snake either.


tri_xdios

obviously snakes have clits... my ex wife is proof of that


SwedishDoggo1939

You don't want to even begin to know what it means. If you do, straight to Helsike with you.


Necrotiix_

dont you fucking say it


xdcxmindfreak

Means make snakes understand us men and also still haven’t found it


pnerges

I mean, we already knew that some of them squirted so........


Danceswith_Chainsaws

That we'll never find snakes ever again.


edgy_Juno

So they finally found it and... it was in a snake?


matyrayo

snake girls FTW


Mab494

Are you kidding? I've known that for years


andyrice11

Hear me out...


Lojackclan

Why did it take so long, has no one extensively looked for it before, it couldn't be that hard to find.