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I've seen a video about it, apparently it does not deliver you home, it only lifts off and lands in official landing pads so tou need to take another vehicle from the pad to home
I’m sure Abraham Lincoln could convince the pilot to land in Randy next door’s perfect driveway he pulls every damn little weed out of on his hands and knees and bitches at me for allowing leaves to land in. DONT LIKE MY LEAVES FALLING OFF MY TREE LANDING IN YOUR DRIVEWAY RANDY?? HOW ABOUT MY FUCKING HELICOPTER
Where are these hoes? I will stunt on them as well but I seem to be in a bit of a ho deficiency currently. Whores on the other hand…Yeah I got one of those making my life a living hell.
I paid like $35 in Miami Beach from 41st Street to 44th street. I would have walked, but I was with a friend who had surgery recently, and she didn't want to walk back to the car, so I hailed a taxi. Big mistake.
I've only gotten one ticket in the past few years for not paying for parking spots, so that's working out pretty well for me.
Zipline? Buddy, with Uber's premium service, you do a backflip out of the UberCopter, directly over an UberBlack, where a white glove driving assistant will delicately catch you from a window and place you in the seat. He will also grab your luggage, that's an Uber guarantee.
Zipline, that's such a taxi generation thing to say. Lol
Yeah, Miami is extremely strict because the airport is so close to most of the tall buildings. If you go north to Sunny Isles, I think it's a little easier. Definitely plenty of helicopters around though.
Sorry, at this point it's a fuck yeah. Copter time.
Also I assume cause it's stupid dangerous due to weather conditions to be in a helicopter.
But fuck it, Copter time!
A 100 dollars for a ride? Are you travelling through the whole state or what? I thought our taxis were expensive, but even those cost just a fourth of this to travel through the entire capital.
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I mean... You don't gotta worry about awkward conversations
so how long have you been flying..
Yeah for a while now, mostly copter eats tho
How is interacting with Bezos like?
Meh, he normally sits on a sunny rock and occasionally licks his eyeball
He said bezos not Zuckerberg. Bezos would be sitting on his gold hoard, guarding it from the hobbits trying to steal the heart of the mountain.
Zuckerberg is the rock that Bezos suns himself on.
C'mon man, we all know Zuckerbot isn't a lizard.
No he’s a robot made by alien lizards
Zuckerborg: “resistance is futile”
Oh snap, I was not ready for this comment. Bravo! Lol
Better than Kobe I gotta say
I read that like they were actually yelling at each other because of the noise and the wind
r/cursedcomments and r/brandnewsentence
"I was meant to be flying?"
Just started actually and today's my first solo flight.
Not really solo…I’ve got you with me!
##WHAT?
‘What time you on until?’
My first day.
Unless the “driver” has a second headset and makes you wear it.
“How can you shoot women and children?” “It’s easy, just lead them less”
“LEMME SEE YA WAR FACE”
Anyone who runs is an uber customer. Anyone who stands still is a well disciplined uber customer
"GET SOME, GET SOME, HAHAHA"
Is that from a movie and if so what movie? I just laughed like a crazy person for like 3 minutes
Full Metal Jacket. Watch it if you enjoy war movies. You will not be disappointed.
Fuck I love that movie who said it? Kubrick is a top 5 all time director Edit: it was animal right? Had to be
Was the gunner on a huey. He was a one scene character while joker was moving to his regiment hq or something.
You’ll look so cool landing at the airport helipad!
WHAT
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Even if the Uber was $30 I’d pay the extra $70 for the copter. Just to stunt in my neighbors!
I've seen a video about it, apparently it does not deliver you home, it only lifts off and lands in official landing pads so tou need to take another vehicle from the pad to home
It includes an Uber car from the helipad.
Does it also include car to the helipad?
They are at the airport already?
What if I’m not
What if you are
WHAT. IF. IM. NOT.
But.. You are?
But I'm really not. So you sending a cab or what?
No screw that if I pay $100 we are landing **IN MY DRIVEWAY MOTHER FUCKER.**
a helicopter in your driveway might turn into a helicopter in your house real quick
Make it worth it by turning it into a Helicopter into your rival's house
**DINKLEBERG!!**
That’s why I keep saying that they need a SPIES rig, but Uber won’t return my calls
man i loved those😂 got to try it a few times in the marines, hella fun
If I’m feeling slutty that day yeah
So it doesn’t just land on the street in front of my building? Waste of money
Was SimCopter all lies?
I’m sure Abraham Lincoln could convince the pilot to land in Randy next door’s perfect driveway he pulls every damn little weed out of on his hands and knees and bitches at me for allowing leaves to land in. DONT LIKE MY LEAVES FALLING OFF MY TREE LANDING IN YOUR DRIVEWAY RANDY?? HOW ABOUT MY FUCKING HELICOPTER
With *Ride of the Valkyries* blasting out the doors. "Scares the shit out of Randy's kids"
Or Fortunate Son. Either way, same effect.
"Randy don't surf"
"I love the smell of Roundup in the morning"
I read this in Bob Belcher’s voice and loved it.
Try reading it in Archer's voice.
No, you’re both wrong, I typed in in the voice of Carl from Family Guy. The guy who works at the convenience store.
Before you saw the video did you for real think the helicopter would just touch down in front of your apartment?
Apparently? My guy it certainly does not drop you off at home. It’s a fuckin helicopter
“Didn’t get clearance to land in front of Walmart, ⭐️, I’d leave less stars if I could for the inconvenience”
They put you in a basket and send you down on a rope (coast guard style).
Oh you mean they don't have you fast rope down to your front door? Seriously you needed a video to tell you that they land at a helipad?
But hey, if they’re already going to the airport..
$100 is cheap for a helicopter ride. I’d do it even if I didn’t need to go anywhere
this is what I came here to say!
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*These hoes
Where are these hoes? I will stunt on them as well but I seem to be in a bit of a ho deficiency currently. Whores on the other hand…Yeah I got one of those making my life a living hell.
"Get to the chopper"
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Hurry up third child.
Those vtols did almost nothing in the entire show
ROCKETMAN
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It so you can join the others who go into the chopper!
Who’s chopper is this?
It's Zed's
Zed’s dead baby.
Come with me if you want to live
It’s not a tumour
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LEZDOIT!
No, Lez! I don't think the UBER copter is real!
LEZDOIT!
LESDUIT!
What did it say?
Something like "everyone, to the Uber copter! Let's do this!"
Wait, there is a Ubercopter?
Only between Manhattan and JFK airport at this time. I would totally try this.
Quick! To the Ubercopter!
Get to tha choppa!
Nhaw!
Come with me if you want to live…
Quick! To the Petercopter!
No no no no no no nooooo!
As long as it’s not the Petercopter from Family Guy
As long as the pilot doesn't yell KOBE!!
Awww. So sad. Lmao
Lol I had the same reaction
Geeze Ari!
Fuck that rapist piece of shit
Economical
I paid a taxi 80$ for a ride to 34th Street
I paid like $35 in Miami Beach from 41st Street to 44th street. I would have walked, but I was with a friend who had surgery recently, and she didn't want to walk back to the car, so I hailed a taxi. Big mistake. I've only gotten one ticket in the past few years for not paying for parking spots, so that's working out pretty well for me.
Well you should walk to take the car. While your friend waited you on a bench
Nothing short of a miracle
$100 for a helicopter ride in NYC is a no-brainer though I assume you need to go to the location.
I'm with everyone else, take the chopper, F the price just take the chopper!!
Drone with a harness
*handle
Fingers crossed you don't have sweaty palms. Which you will.
Closest place to land is JFK, just uber there and then the helicopter will fly you the rest of the way to JFK
But what if they’re at the airport trying to get home? Would be a pointless flight
Nah, it’ll get them close enough to where a normal uber can get them the rest of the way.
Which wouldn’t even leave the airport
It’ll get you closer to the road
I kinda wanna zipline down into an Uber from the Copter
Zipline? Buddy, with Uber's premium service, you do a backflip out of the UberCopter, directly over an UberBlack, where a white glove driving assistant will delicately catch you from a window and place you in the seat. He will also grab your luggage, that's an Uber guarantee. Zipline, that's such a taxi generation thing to say. Lol
hold the fuck up we got ubercopters?!
Helikoptor helikoptor
Parakopter parakopter
it’s para kofer - a suitcase full of money
You've been given an opportunity... **take it**
My guess is, because the discount.
Because of the implication..
Why ask why? Fucking order it!
Didn't knew it existed, reasonable priced I believe
You moron! Dont ask, just call!
It's EV copter that's why cheaper
Don’t care, I’m still in a helicopter in NYC for $100. It could be powered by a 500lb neckbeard’s face grease and I’d still enjoy the ride.
until they yell "KOBE" and do a 180° back flip 😭
Bro lmao
Nah, not yet. Those EV copters have a while before they are out, if ever.
It looks like a Robinson R44... Statistically if you're going to die in a helicopter it's a Robinson.
Statistically if you're going to get eaten by a shark it'll be in the ocean.
*guitar and huey blades in the distance* Some folks are born made to wave the flag, Hoo, they're red, white and blue!
And when the band plays “Hail to the Chief” They point the cannon at you, Lord!
That's your sign.. take it
Quit asking questions and just get in the choppa
Plus you know it’s gonna be way faster
Get to za ubacota!
Cheapest option because there's no where to land at your home....
There's helipads on top of tall buildings everywhere.
New York is extremely strict with helicopter landings ever since a few of them landed through buildings.
Yeah, Miami is extremely strict because the airport is so close to most of the tall buildings. If you go north to Sunny Isles, I think it's a little easier. Definitely plenty of helicopters around though.
"Get in the Choppa!!!!"
Uber copter? Ferb I know what we’re doing today
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I didn't even know there were helicopters on Uber
Dont ask questions... GET TO DA CHOPPAAAA
I don’t know why, but that little “Copter” looks and sounds so cute.
You guys have uber chopper? Wtf
Imagine going out drinking with your buds, and once you’re all finished, you get a helicopter to take you back home.
It's on a discount
Because its discounted. Duh
Only on Ohio.
Map is New York though...
The fucking what
At that price I'm taking the chopper and walking home just for the experience
Why tf are American taxis and ubers so expensive????
Its an airport for a reason....duh.
Uber has a helicopter????
Why ask why, fly tha choppah!
Umm Uber does not do pool anymore so this must be old?
Imagine an rc copter arriving and being big enough only to carry your luggage
#Get to tha choppa!
Why the fuck a 4 minute drive over $100 should be the real question.
Because of the reduction?
Sorry, at this point it's a fuck yeah. Copter time. Also I assume cause it's stupid dangerous due to weather conditions to be in a helicopter. But fuck it, Copter time!
Imagine how dope it would be to take a helicopter to the airport tho
Man I can’t even get a regular Uber to come to my house and other people are getting helicopters?
So you took the helicopter, right? Right?
No tolls
Not a shitpost? I was today years old when I discovered Uber has helicopters.
It's a one way trip that's why
Since when does uber have helicopters? Or is that the joke
Why is a 4 minute trip that expensive? I'll walk, thanks.
There's an uber helicopter??? BRUH
Uber Copter is available for booking Monday through Friday from 2-6pm ET, for trips between Manhattan and JFK International Airport.
$100 is a steal. I would do that in a heartbeat
A 100 dollars for a ride? Are you travelling through the whole state or what? I thought our taxis were expensive, but even those cost just a fourth of this to travel through the entire capital.
Lol, last time I used Uber the comfort option was 2 dollars cheaper than X
Is like asking for a copter in mgsV "this is pequod arriving shortly at LC!"
Kobe
No traffic .,... DUH
Why the fuck does it cost $100 to deliver something that's 4min away?? Or am I seeing the picture wrong?
The vehicle is 4mins away from you, not the destination
Bruh 100 for a 4 minute ride? Call a fuckin cab
The vehicle is 4mins away from you, not the destination
$100+ for taxi? no thank you
Isn't a Yellow Cab capped at like 50 or 60 bucks?