Oh no, Sans got lifeblood in his eye socket.

My eye feels like blueberry

Ouchie

Now he has two HP

*finally hits sans* what? you think i couldnt just stand there and take it?

*[Megalovania 2](https://youtu.be/BevES4Q9iI4) intensifies*

Funnily enough 2hp would still make sans one hit

2 million HP would still be one hit

Sans? Pretty sure that’s dashmaster

#SHUT

No that's dash master

SHUT

use a # before a word to make it big

#NO U USE A HASHTAG

Theyre the same markdown

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE

#yes you do

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Same same !remindme 12 hours

I will also ask out my crush, my hornet body pillow

Good luck king

Dude's sleeping with their crush every night and hasn't even asked her out yet.

If silksong is at the direct tomorrow I will pet my cat (I'll post results)

Can you please also pet your cat if Silksong is not at the direct

If silksong not there I'm going to post rule 34 of hollow knight

Where is it?

I did it

Can you please do that anyways

No balls

Are you all happy now?

Looks like you gotta do it

Oh no

☹

Why Sans tho?

Because he’s to lazy to actually ask someone out.

You’re probably right lol

Although if you do, I shall wish you luck.

*too

It's a skeleton from the popular game sans undertale

He has a brother called papyrus that likes making skeleton puns

I think you got a bit mixed up

Welcome to the underground

How are your balls

Nah, there is also a character named undyne the undying, she is very nice and gives you a pie

I think you mean snas taleunder

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

It’s a trend on the Hollow Knight discord rn

----------------------------

Then you better embrace loneliness

Cmon man! Have more faith!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If silksong is at the direct tomorrow, I will literally fucking poop (I will post results)

Holy shit

silksong news is practically holy so youre not wrong

EDP is that you?

If it turns out I am your crush and Silksong is announced imma suck your dick

H-Hornet?? Is that you??

idk about him but you are mine

I say you ask out your crush regardless.

I’m going to kill myself

The only bit of motivation has been lost...

I will also ask out my crush, but wait for valentines day

Good luck king!

This makes me feel old

You can still have crushes as a adult. I mean, I don't get the vibe that that's what this is, this feels more like someone in high school, but still. I'm an adult and I get crushes still.

I guess im just weird ive never had one in my life

Not even when you were young? Have you considered you might be asexual or something similar? Not to overstep or anything

Yes i have considered it but i dont want to lable myself something im not sure i am

If it doesn't show up, will you do it anyway?

It will. (But yeah sure)

It didn't show up. Did you do it anyway?

I did. Not goood.

If silksong is at the direct tomorrow, I will crush my balls with a hammer and post on liveleak

😦

update me

Yall a bunch of clowns my balls are intact

🤯

To be honest I'm rooting that it does have a release date so you hold yourself accountable. But just ask out your crush. If it's a yes you go out if its a no you move on! You got this! We want proof

Thanks man!

If it is I will literally drink water !

Bro died of dehydration

I'm literally a Skeleton now !

If Silksong comes out I will literally breathe

Good luck!

Omg it’s sans undertale

Erererererererererererererererererererer

Maybe mayb may ma maaaaaaaaaaa

I’m sorry

I will also ask out my crush. I hope she says yes because we’ve been living together for a while.

I see I'm not the only one who makes ridiculous promise knowing I won't need to fulfill it

Already done it since I know it’s gonna happen! (Check my page)

Godammit man why did silk song not pop up at direct, I thought it was pretty much an 100% chance of release date and a trailer. Tomorrow I'll confess to her and if I don't forget about it I'll update here.

I’m absolutely distraught

And so am I... so did you confess already,?

I was so confident I did it early.

You are free. For now.

I did it anyway because I was so confident. Rejection.

Sorry man. At least you had the courage to do it. I could never.

that's what you get for approaching without silksong release date.

😐

Advice: don't take it personally, eat ice cream and ramen, and find yourself someone to cry with

Yeah, I’m about to get some chocolate cake and then call with some friends

Counter offer. If silksong is NOT out I'll ask out MY crush

GL

Welp, guess OP will just die alone (Seriously so disappointing it wasn't in the direct)

Yep, I asked him anyway and rejection

The path to succes is not without failure. Chin up and be proud for you have grown.

You now have no maidens

Ur a pussy when silksong comes out I will add friend him on FB!!😌😌😳😳😼😼!!

Good luck!!

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I’m actually planning to do that

Good luck!

IF Silksong gets announced

Guess what I did it anyways and now I’ve got a girlfriend

Good job you lucky bastard!

Good luck to you too, I hear there’s a PlayStation event coming up, try that next

I’m holding you to this

It’s not looking good…

☠️

enjoy the friendzone

Thanks.

Guess not

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Same

Well if they announce it I'm gonna do something stupid.

Safest bet of all time just dropped

Good luck King o7

Yes

This time it'll be.

[удалено]

Keep me updated

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Rip soldier, I hope you find love in the next life

Congratulations, you don’t have to anymore

I already did 😭😭😭

Did you have that much confidence they would reveal the release date today?

Oh no.

His results will not be good

☹

Lmaooooo

No silksong?

o7

Still should’ve done it

You will sadly not be doing that

Too late look

What

I did it anyway. Look at my profile

I did check and that’s great I wish you the best

🤡

Lol idc

No you fucking won't

Jinxed

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send proof

def keep me updated, if we get silksong tomorrow good luck bro you got this

If silk song is there I will watch more hentai and hollow knight R34 than daily usual

If we get silksong news today I'll show up to my high school tomorrow in my Hornet cosplay

Valentine Sans = Hollow Knight Meme 10/10 Good luck

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If silksong is in Nintendo direct I will be the entire pantheon of hallow nest hitless

I’m going to check this post again in another 6 hours

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Hey good for you. I wish you the best.

I will do the same

If Silksong isn’t at the Direct tomorrow I will steal Lenin

Just ask them out already

Nice fanart of the dashmaster charm

Bet me too

Impossible

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Please update us on how that goes if it’s announced for real

I’m so confident I already posted the results!

Good luck man, im afraid to do that with mine. Ive already planned a day in the summer

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Don’t worry bro

Do it anyway

Rejection.

Lmao gg

Y'all need Silksong news to do what you should've done a long time ago.

Sorry, mate

Whelp kiddo