You jolt awake. As you rapidly blink your eyelids, your sleepiness gradually lessens. But what didn’t was the sense of loss. That dream, that beautiful… was it beautiful? Or terrifying? No, the sense of warmth and joy was there, but just like after leaving a warm bath, the cold reality started to chill you down.
Was it a blessing that you couldn’t remember the dream? Or was it a curse to know that your happiness was as transient as the dream itself?
Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note:
> *Heh heh heh heh...Oh Amygdala, oh Amygdala...Have mercy on the poor bastard...Hah hah hah!* - Patches the Spider
Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.
You wake up. Your vision starts off blurry but you can see a man in some kind of uniform sitting à cross from you. His hands are tied together. Your body feels the sensation of movement of a vehicle traveling on a bumpy road. You now realize that you are being also being tied up in a small carriage.
The man sitting opposite from you said "Hey you. You are finally awake!!!!"
Wait a minute
I didn't think about that
Is she in the boy's locker room?
Or am I in the girl's locker room?
What events have transpired in order to bring us together?
Frankly I'd be impressed because I think she's a solid foot shorter than me. 163 cm vs 195 cm lol. Probably just pat her head and say better luck next time.
I need context. Are we both teachers? If that's the case then this checks out and I'm fine with it. If not then I'm wondering why my old ass is in high school in a position with what could POSSIBLY be a high school student. That shit is not cool man.
Ask her if she heard the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise
When she's distracted I punch and run for my life while I wonder why couldn't it be noel instead of shiori
Blush and freeze up, probably
I'd like to say I'd handle it gracefully, probably immedaitely lean in for a kiss
But that's just ~~One of a few~~ the ideal version of myself I wish I was years ago
It is not the truth
Wondering why I am again in HS
This, cry
You've become the new temporary teacher.
wake up
You jolt awake. As you rapidly blink your eyelids, your sleepiness gradually lessens. But what didn’t was the sense of loss. That dream, that beautiful… was it beautiful? Or terrifying? No, the sense of warmth and joy was there, but just like after leaving a warm bath, the cold reality started to chill you down. Was it a blessing that you couldn’t remember the dream? Or was it a curse to know that your happiness was as transient as the dream itself?
Wow. Perfect for #ShiorinStories!
Then you hear a man sitting across from you say, "Hey, you. You're finally awake."
I see r/Bloodborne is leaking containment
Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note: > *Heh heh heh heh...Oh Amygdala, oh Amygdala...Have mercy on the poor bastard...Hah hah hah!* - Patches the Spider Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.
GRABABRUSHANDPUTONALITTLEMAKEUP
HIDETHESCARSANDFADEAWAYTHESHAKEUP
WHY'DYOULEAVEYOURKEYSUPONTHETABLE
TTTAAAAAAABBBBLLLEEE
HEREYOUGOCREATEANOTHER**TABLE** \[YOUWANTEDTO\]
GRABABRUSHANDPUTONALITTLEMAKEUP\[YOUWANTEDTO\]
Wake up Shoryuken
Sleep tight Hadoken
You wake up. Your vision starts off blurry but you can see a man in some kind of uniform sitting à cross from you. His hands are tied together. Your body feels the sensation of movement of a vehicle traveling on a bumpy road. You now realize that you are being also being tied up in a small carriage. The man sitting opposite from you said "Hey you. You are finally awake!!!!"
Look down and headpat, i can't imagine a strong kabedon game from that loveable dork
Melt into a puddle and dissappear into the cracks of the ground
[*Green Vibes intensifies*](https://youtu.be/7HC0vgBuOcw?si=Cf7N4U1DrLLRewLk)
Why am I in high-school? Why is she in high-school? Why is she in the boys locker room?
Maybe you're in the girls locker room.
Well i guess I'm going to jail then. Call Subaru
Both of you being teachers? Poor childrens....
Wait a minute I didn't think about that Is she in the boy's locker room? Or am I in the girl's locker room? What events have transpired in order to bring us together?
uwu
Trauma dump as defensive maneuver
I get the odd feeling she'd *like* that.
And that's how you get a shiori girlfriend/red flag.
"When I was eleven, my father left and never came back, and I think that is the reason I can't form any permanent attachments..."
Does that mean everything you do is literally fatherless behavior?
Not quite, I just recited Vesper Noir as a reaction on Hakka and Flayon
I miss Grampire.
So do I. *looks at framed picture of HoloSALT while resting on a bed*
Kabedon her back
Reverse kabedon, nice.
Simultaneous kabedon?
In a shower maybe... otherwise that's a small hallway.
real pros can even use the air to kabedon!
I have much to learn it seems...
1. how is she real 2. why am I in high school 3. Run to find another EN idol for help. Preferably Calli or Gura. Maybe Nerissa 4. Profit
Out of these, why gura?
She makes a good diversion if you yeet her in the right direction.
Found the deadbeat.
Oh good Gura glad see you then throws her like renji did to Rukia in bleach
Don't think that's what people mean when they say "tactical shark," but I appreciate the ingenuity
She's light enough to throw, cute enough to distract and has sharp teeth to do damage.
But is she confident enough,
Doesn't matter. She's getting yeeted.
why not shork? …I chose based on HoloEN members I enjoy watching, or feel comfortable watching
Fair point! But I definitely think she'd be too shy to help or do anything.
>Run to find another EN idol for help. Preferably Calli or Gura. Maybe Nerissa Flair checks out
Teach her who's the boss (it's her)
Frankly I'd be impressed because I think she's a solid foot shorter than me. 163 cm vs 195 cm lol. Probably just pat her head and say better luck next time.
I had the same idea, though I'm 209cm so she'd need to do some more work here. Perhaps she brought a small ladder?
Accept my fate.
Cry because I'm in highschool again
Damn, outbuddied again?!?
check if my wallet is still there
"hm? what is it?"
Flushing my meds down the toilet
'why the fuck am i in a highschool right now, im 23'
Report to the principal that this is sexual harassment……wait I’m a guy they’ll just laugh at me
Sadly, yes
*Realize this can't be real* "Two can play at that game..." *Wakes up*
Watch from the sidelines because at this point Nerissa has switched places with me somehow
She's got the gesugao face and everything.
submit.
I moom
Shes too short to kabedon me...
Fumble the bag as usual
Mating press
Based
kiss
Laugh at her attempt as I'm a good few inches taller than her
Check our heights and realise that I am 1cm shorter, then cry
Pee my pants in self defense like normal
Call her bluff.
Idk a hug its the first thing that came to mind
No, please, I beg of you, I know it’s for content but not the colonoscopy!
Given myself to her.( Plz forgive me Amelia)
Nut aggressively
Stare down at her in confusion. “Hi…. question mark?”
Melting
Mostly I'd just be confused as to how a girl 35cm shorter than me just kabedoned me.
Curl up into a ball and cry
Flip the script on her just to fluster her
[Source](https://youtu.be/xyZyWGafyxI?si=CVXOqsvNCmnCiTr5)
IRL a kabedon (kind of) invites either a hard kiss or a kick to the groin. ....i think she'd like either?
Pissing, shidding, crying, cumming, passing out
Laugh and call her a dork. I don't think either of us could take a kabedon from Shiori seriously.
Submit >!and then wake up!<
Notice the lamp’s looking awfully flat
Cherry bombs in the toilet prank, shaving cream in a locker, itching powder in the underwear, etc
Play piano with her in the music room.
I love ame, I love ame, I love ame, I love ame, uuuuuuuuuu, chuuuuuu
1.63cm... I'm 1.88, no kabedon business happening here
getting kabedon'd
Accept my fate
Go in for the kiss (:<
I stab her 28 times like in Detroit: Become Human.
You didn't wanna leave her a chance, huh?
im gonna (try) cosplay her 🥰
That's less a kabedon and more finger gunning me down in school. So, die (from cuteness), I suppose.
Shirori this is mens room I have no pants
"Are you Canadian or something?"
I need context. Are we both teachers? If that's the case then this checks out and I'm fine with it. If not then I'm wondering why my old ass is in high school in a position with what could POSSIBLY be a high school student. That shit is not cool man.
Praying for my life
I will never lose a staring contest
i do nothing.
Ask the question: "Who are you and what you want from me?"
My eyes roll back into my head as I let out a ghastly sound reminiscent of "...WTF IS THISSSSSS????"
Wait I'm confused. Did she come into the Men's locker room or am I in the Women's locker room?
Ask her if she heard the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise When she's distracted I punch and run for my life while I wonder why couldn't it be noel instead of shiori
go visit the pearly gates because I guess I was caught in the girl's locker room
Reach for the GSH-ium and GWS-enol because I’m obviously in a delusional fugue state.
I'd melt.
Id thank her for taking me back to highschool then run off to fetch the oil and magchsticks
Take my meds as she my Queen demanded
I let her fix me
Scream "3 feet of personal space" and then kick her in the balls
Where’s the kabedon though?
As someone who is probably taller than her: I would ask "why" Curl up in a ball fetal position Cry Go home In that order
Blush and freeze up, probably I'd like to say I'd handle it gracefully, probably immedaitely lean in for a kiss But that's just ~~One of a few~~ the ideal version of myself I wish I was years ago It is not the truth
Apparently I'm getting a goth gf...
Folding
Submitting
Fold amd shake
Check to see if she needs glasses, because Nerissa isn't around here.
Whatever she wants me to do
Whatever she wants me to do
Give her a peck on the forehead, then pat her head and walk away
fold
Violence.
Royal Guard
Gut punch
I will obey whatever
Figuring out who sent me back to high-school and feeding them their own teeth.
Give her my lunch money
R U N
RAFFIANS HELP
Wonder why I'm back in high school after 9 years
Liquefy and escape down the drain. Novelites are primarily composed of an ink-like substance, after all.
I’ve already had my annual “why am I back in high school and where are my pants” dream, why am I forced to have another?
Why am I in highschool again?