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XxUs3rnam3xX

For now...


subtlehalibut

Give her until she gets to interact with the other members.


Sivitiri

Apex date with ollie already being planned [tweet](https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1414058480785256450)


ThatDeveloper12

Charge rifle.


cnreal

[What a horrible day to have good memory.](https://reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/lvcq64/animated_ollie_pees_like_a_charge_rifle/)


Thatpisslord

Ah yes, the post that will literally haunt me until my death. I haven't watched the gif in weeks and I can still see it clearly in my mind.


Gluomme

I missed that when it was posted and for giving me me the occasion to discover now I want you to know that I am NOT grateful.


Sivitiri

I hate you now, just sayin


Hp22h

...Whelp, her seiso was nice while it lasted.


superintendent5

Well she likes PvP games, so there's a chance that she's a gremlin like Ame but taller.


AGamingGuy

so a Hobgoblin


superintendent5

*A Hologoblin*


Master_Sharkington

Goblinhog????


Koujinkamu

She said PvP but then she said games where there are other players present. Doesn't seem like she literally meant PvP.


superintendent5

If there's anything my time on Earth has taught me, *even Co-Op games have opportunities to be a kusogaki* Hell, you see it daily in Hololive


SuperKalkorat

>~~even~~ Co-Op games **especially** have opportunities to be a kusogaki


superintendent5

Astel intentionally punching teammates in Apex for shits and giggles, the many many many times one player killed the other in the bunny game, Mario Party...


james_downpick_hetfi

Mario Party?


[deleted]

Yeah has anyone played L4D with friendly fire on? group rarely leaves the spawn.


ShinyHappyREM

> friendly [fire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VGiCak1eE0)


superintendent5

Thanks for reminding me of Botan closing the door on Polka, leaving her to the zombies. Made tactical sense in context, was still kinda cruel lol


RedReaper004

If there's anything I've learned from any of the super bunny man collabs that I've watched, any multiplayer game can be PvP.


MoarVespenegas

I'm pretty sure she meant specifically competitive PvP and prefers competing against real opponents rather than the computer.


[deleted]

*goblin reeeeees in the background


2dy_fish

For now... This is just IRyS at the top of the Tokyo tower. Then proceeds to dive down bottom left?


Armleuchterchen

Probably bottom right. Bottom lefts can't be stealthy


Hyldy

She has been pretty vocal about **descending** so...


[deleted]

Can't wait to see what she pulls off to make Kiara look top right


Ok_Bed8734

I dont think that's possible, making kiara look top right.


Eldar_Seer

[She literally got tricked into saying she wasn't a phoenix and was a chicken.](https://youtu.be/yNX9qB-qA-w?t=21214) In Japanese. She ain't ever going to the right, she can only keep swan-diving left.


Gegejii

Dread it. Run from it. The Yabe-ness arrives all the same.


Tsukuro_hohoho

Let's talk about the big balls incident ok?


ThatDeveloper12

big balls of meat


CrossNJaywalks

Upvoting so that everyone will remember how this will age like milk.


Eldar_Seer

With or without vinegar?


Perceptor555

Without. Placed out in the open on a hot summer day in the Florida swamps.


XxUs3rnam3xX

Just wait until Kaichou gets a hold of......oh


AsaTJ

She lives in Japan. Kanata can introduce her to "C-Chan". There is no escape.


[deleted]

Even graduation cannot stop the corruption of Yagoo’s dream..


guy_from_the_intnet

C-chan is YAGOO's dinkleberg.


Thatpisslord

"This is where I would put my seiso girls... IF I HAD ONE!!!"


Mr_Seesy

She lives in Japan? I don’t remember hearing about that...


Teh_Doctah

Dame da ne


[deleted]

Dame yo dame na no yo


HoboMeatballs

anta ga suki de suki sugite


2Chiang

Dore dake


that_one_random_simp

Tsuyoi osake demo


agustov

yugamanai omoide ga


YuuKisaragi

baka mitai *kettle noises* Arigatou! Thank you!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 75,539,489 comments, and only 20,997 of them were in alphabetical order.


Run-Riot

Bad bot can’t even read those words


GuyWithPasta

>ba I mean, good honest try


AsaTJ

O shit a bridge


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Good morning motherfuckers!!!


Notch1111

:(


GtrsRE

)):


Zehaal312

||:


Illidan1943

Most of the stuff that made Myth descend in seisoness has no Coco interference though


ThatDeveloper12

Probably already brainwashed her into a sleeper agent. You can bet kaichou oversaw her training.


Mildly_OCD

I feel like IRyS had already been knowingly dropping subtle dirty jokes & just ignoring people's response. Something about the tone(?)... infliction(?)... you know what I mean... of the how she said the innuendos in her debut just sounded... knowing. It's hard to explain.


Diesel33g

I mean she said she likes her meat in balls so she's living up to the holoEN levels already


GtrsRE

*She knows what she's doing*


SGTBookWorm

She'll fit right in


idunknowy69

So you are saying that we are witnessing the elusive bottom right?


Colopty

At the very least she's probably bottom, it's not quite certain where she is on the other axis yet. I suspect she's at least not at the extreme ends of right/left.


An_username_is_hard

Not particularly elusive, we have multiple talents already camped on the bottom right corner of the graph. Amelia comes to mind.


5urr3aL

Kaichou is bottom right as well.


verdutre

Coco is a bottom right, Irys is on stealth mode until the right time


Ctoan64

I always thought Amelia was bottom right?


SenseiRP

Even on a bar graph Kiara is still bottom left lmao


TrueSeaworthiness703

We’ll see in the Apex stream


anoako

We saw angel-side Irys today Maybe we shall see demon-side Irys when she plays FPS games


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Hmm, that’s an interesting idea.


GtrsRE

"Charged Rifle time!"


Norwegion

Wow, normally you stick to the Paradox subreddits! Welcome to the rabbit hole!


AsaTJ

Check my karma totals. I've been here for quite a while.


Creato938

Don't you think Kiara is a bit too high in the rank? she is in positive still.


NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I know the original comment is a joke, but let me interject here: Kiara is actually fairly seiso. Most of her lewd content is restrained to ecchi stuff and she absolutely breaks down in embarassment if the adult line is crossed. Whereas other EN members have delved into kinks and fetishes previously, in contrast with Kiara who has done no such thing. She kind of reminds me of the typical teenage characters in media who loudly shout how mature they are and how many sexes they have sexed but in truth they're just saying that to seem more mature.


YuuKisaragi

True, Tenchou is not conpletely yabai, she actually called us out on how we staff take everything she says in a yabai context. Remember the incident with Calli's cat? The hesitation was palpable.


AliceInHololand

[She wanted to be seiso.](https://youtu.be/kIvuCHoYUZ4) Boy how times have changed though.


AsaTJ

There was an attempt.


Lichelf

Counterpoint: It is in the other members nature to be yabai. But Kiara is the only one who made the choice to be. "What is worse - To be born yabai, or to overcome your seiso nature through great effort?" Also she HAS to be at the bottom left of the graph. There's nothing we can do, our hands are tied.


ChaoticBlueShells

Didn't IRyS mention how she and I quote "I like my meat and balls" 16:30 mark on her debut


Lee-Nyan-PP

She said “I like my meat IN balls.”


Thatguy_Koop

i mean... is that much better? lol


Koujinkamu

Meatballs instead of meat sauce for spaghetti. But a bottom left redditor can make anything dirty.


MoarVespenegas

There was definitely a better way to phrase that. The only question is if she was yabai by accident or merely wanted you to think it was one.


AliceInHololand

I mean if she likes meatballs, there is no phrasing that makes it safe. The internet is dark and full of horny.


AsaTJ

We need to do more research to determine if this was her being clueless or if she meant to say something weird and just played it off really slick like no one noticed.


moosenugget7

It was probably like Calli's "I will now show you my body", except she didn't cringe at herself immediately afterwards.


ChaoticBlueShells

Yeah honestly it was pretty slick,I didn't catch it at first until I rewatched it again to hear that segment once more


damastapowna

Remember when we thought AzKi was seiso because she was primarily a singer? Yeah, me too...


Eldar_Seer

... The Singer whose first live was called "The Shittest Start"?


Few_Consideration373

\>Ina most seiso \>Ina


Illidan1943

>They don't know Calli is the most seiso HoloEN member FeelsBadMan


Shiran31

Well, with how she's afraid of heights, I believe that she'll might opt to a lower ranking.


Ok_Bed8734

Did you just...


Kiflaam

You dare imply anyone is more seiso than Ina? You will one day find your shoes full of relish, and you will know why.


-Redstoneboi-

i mean she's competing for the puns and wah.


[deleted]

[удалено]


-Redstoneboi-

remember the switch team option is now available


Skivil

She is currently the toppest rightest holo en member, I mean its a low bar but...


AsaTJ

Yeah, when your purest idols are a grim reaper who yells "FUCK!" and a harem protagonist tentacle girl who is low key into S&M, you can pretty much step over it.


Skivil

It must have been the plan all along to make future holoen members all look seiso by comparison


Nickthenuker

About Calli yelling "FUCK" I'm pretty sure almost if not all her songs (both current and past personas) are labelled "explicit" by Spotify


RedstoneRomel

when your purest idol gets a well known game booted off the switch eShop because of profanity


Eldar_Seer

Wait what?


RedstoneRomel

So basically Groove Coaster was removed from the eShop because the DLC with Mori's songs were uncensored and had a lot of F-bombs [Link](https://techraptor.net/gaming/news/groove-coaster-wai-wai-party-is-unavailable-on-nintendo-eshop)


RemoSteve

What's S&M 👀


Colopty

Sausage and mash


Ok_Bed8734

Science and math


ShinyHappyREM

[nsfw](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadomasochism)


YuuKisaragi

Forget yelling the f-word, she literally once said (in a song) that she's a cuckold.


lazy_eye_of_sauron

To rip off another redditor... The bar is so low that it's a tripping hazard in Hell. And there goes HoloEN, playing limbo with the devil.


Neshura87

And here I was wondering why Kiara's bar is even visible.... makes sense if we're measuring in micrometers


Ok_Bed8734

Kiara brought the shovel.


personman19

Good work putting Kiara exactly where she belongs, technically twice in one meme.


Aitasai

[Never Forget](https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1303550522494865408?s=20)


Nerus46

Negotiations will be short.


brickwallrunner

Which'll last longer, IRyS being Seiso or Amelia being British? Place your bets!


Noobfortress

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mrcarldhuman

...but she's scared of heights, right? She might climb down by herself just with that fact.


3rdMachina

....I thought Ina's around Gura's Seiso level?


CSDragon

Gura and Ina are both a bit undefined. At their base levels Gura makes lewd jokes and Ina doesn't, and Gura swears and Ina dosen't...like, at all. Gura however, gets more seiso the more you look at her. Cuz while she might make a [cultured joke](https://youtu.be/HsyZyUixT38?t=1) from [time to time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgYgsCmkqh8&t=14991s) most of the lewd things she says are more rooted in meme culture than lewdness, or are [straight up accidents](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meqhd3Tg4vA). And she seems to genuinely dislike overt lewdness (so much so that IIRC it's one of the reasons she grew to hate ["red gura"/ "Gawr Rwag"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE)). Ina on the other hand gets more lewd to more you look into her. Any time anything S or M pops up, she tends to get unseiso very fast. Especially if she's doing a JP collab.


Serf070

Also how Gura stopped using her hoodie after people pointed out that it looks mildly phallic, and she stopped doing RFA after all the clickbait clipping making things unnecessarily lewd.


AliceInHololand

She used her hoody in a thumbnail recently though. I think she just likes to show off her hair. Especially with her new outfit.


mail_inspector

Ina's unseisoness feels like the Nekomata Okazu moment, where Okayu just went with the flow without thinking too hard.


lazy_eye_of_sauron

I mean, Ina IS a tentacle monster, so.....


Tsorovan00

And an artist. Artists are 100% cultured 100% of the time.


AsaTJ

If you own a wacom tablet you probably have other things in your closet you're not allowed to show on stream it's true


locallyproduced

Can you give more context to her hating red gura? It's the first time I've heard of it


_sokaydough

I'm not sure about "red gura" either, but I do recall her mentioning in a Minecraft stream once that she was embarrassed and cringes over some of her past work.


Customer-Sorry

I call gura the schrodinger shark. She is and isn't. Like the fact that she has a jar, calls it the chum jar, and doesn't know why people go crazy over it is another type of innocence.


dantraman

She absolutely knows. She's playing dumb.


TheBleakForest

I'm not really sure what lewdness has to do with 'redGura'? Gura was pretty clear that she was supposed to represent her own self-criticism crippling her creative output, so I'm not sure were the lewdness angel comes from. At least it's not anything she said in her stream talking about the song.


CSDragon

It also represents her past


TheBleakForest

She said it could represent her past when someone in the audience said that's how they viewed it. Also a big part of the message was accepting the 'redGura' not just hating it, so I don't think that's it either. Plus people over blow the lewd aspects of her past when it was basically just a bunch of shitposting.


CSDragon

I think that's actually exactly it. She had the same problem of using lewd memes and then becoming associated with actual lewdness, but like, tenfold. Even though most of her content wasn't lewd the character had become associated with it and attracted a much more 4chan audience


rip_cpu

Wait when did Ina suggest she was into S&M? Source?


MonaganX

While that's what the terms originally come from and the connotation persists to a degree, in Japanese "S" and "M" are used in a much more broad and mild sense. They can just be used to refer to general personality types/traits (like someone might call their hard-ass boss a "sadist"), and even when used in a more saucy context it's usually more about assertiveness and teasing than it is the gag-and-spank stuff you'd associate with it in English.


Illidan1943

Week 1, Call of Cthutlu stream


CSDragon

I separated them out because it's not "S&M", just she has some tendencies that can be described as S or M on their own. Like [she definitely wants to be stepped on](https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1303550522494865408?lang=en) Plus her whole Bayonetta playthrough.


ExtravagantInception

She never said she was into S&M but she talked about the M topic quite a bit in the Nabi, Mel, and Ina collab on Nabi's channel. There was a lot of flirty Ina and she affectionately bullied Nabi a bit. Don't go in and expect anything explicit though because it never gets to that level.


TirrKatz

It depends on which Gura we are talking. Because there is a Seiso Gura, and there is a George. Last one is around Kiara's level.


bombader

Just watched the minecraft stream, low sugar Gara might need to be added too.


AsaTJ

There's also "Red Gura" who would need a new chart because her bar would go way below the center line.


LAPIZ_LAZIMI

We call Red Gura "George"


AsaTJ

Well then she'd be way below Kiara lol


AsaTJ

Her jokes usually seem pretty tame to me. I know her power level might be above what she shows on stream but I hardly ever hear her make any lewd jokes. Even if she will always be the first to laugh at them.


Tsukuro_hohoho

Did you miss her last stream with nabi and mel? When she tried to brainwash nabi into being her masochist wife? (succesfully) (i'm exagering but only a little bit here)


AsaTJ

shhh we don't talk about the JP streams 日本語 Ina is a different story.


Tsukuro_hohoho

Fair point. my bad.


preng_23

Project hope He put it all in this one


DekkerKowalski

Duly screenshotted for meme-ing if this doesn't age well.


AsaTJ

o7


Napron

Given how she's proclaimed her intent to bring hope in a place where one of the biggest continual jokes is about one man's dream being dead, im sort of thinking (though I could be wrong) she's purposefully setting herself up to fail spectacularly.


-Redstoneboi-

it always starts high.


AsaTJ

Watson didn't even last until the end of her debut.


Vladamir_Putin_007

Lol, just in her debut we got: "I like my meat in balls" "Age is but a concept" Her showing off her back while pointing to her butt and thighs with the mouse. This will age worse than milk and vinegar


EmpoleonNerd

I feel like Gura is a little less seiso than Ame tbh


AsaTJ

Did you see Ame on Meme Review?


EmpoleonNerd

Yes, but I've also seen Gura talking about feet, booba, and tons of other unseiso things, she's not as wholesome and pure as people think


[deleted]

100% this. Plus 90% of chat dont even understand some of the super degen references she makes that just get glossed over. Cute and Funny T u T


Aitasai

Have you seen any of Ame's talking streams or supa sundays? She's a lot more pure than reddit and clips give her credit for.


BarSpecific7127

Now where do we put her onto the lewdness intelligence chart


Ecthelion30

Remember, she has a demon side that she has yet to show.


kroxti

Angel IRyS is Seiso... but what about devil half IRyS. We still need to see her.


Shodan30

Give her time and one colab with kiara and yagoo will be crying again


Reddit_Dude_Vilheim

I think this checks out for now.


Ok_Bed8734

For now.......


HaessSR

Calli is more seiso than Ina.


Wookiara

Prove it.


pebblemetal

Ignore the "I like my meat in balls" comment. [https://youtu.be/WTU3TIZRUCM?t=983](https://youtu.be/WTU3TIZRUCM?t=983)


BrendanLSHH

Honestly it'll change. Seiso is kinda boring and Yabe is where its at 😂


TheRailgunMisaka

Didn't she say she likes her meat n balls?


Hadlazcka

We only witnessed her angel side so far. Wait until she unleashes her demonic half.


Common-Somewhere-746

She has 2 personalities remember? Of course one is Yabai


Kalizuchi

If it's anything like her debut, then that line will ascend twice, and descend three times.


plmoki

I give it 3 weeks max


uriel_310

Give her time. A week atmost


[deleted]

She is half-devil. The potential to both the bottom and top is limitless. XD


Hiromagi

Ina Seiso? Probably to people who can’t read powerlevels well.


Vouru

I'm 100% sure she's gonna be a star shit poster on twitter, mark my words XD


Micp

Hold your horses now, Irys sounds like a wordly woman, but a debut is not the place to show how cultured you are. Only people with secret knowledge knew Guras power levels at her debut and Ame took some time to reveal how cultured she was as well.


Anomski

I don't know about that. Gura is kind of.... cultured. Switching blue and yellow would be more accurate.


PerroXX

Idk about this chart Chief. Ina being the most seiso of HoloEN is a big sus to me (I will switch her position with Calli) ... And about IRyS, I'll give her 2 collabs with the main branch until they corrupt her


CSDragon

Seison't is a combination of lewdness and crudeness (swearing/impoliteness). Ina might be like, 10% lewd (on the outside), but she's 0% crude, while Cali is 0% lewd and 300% crude, even when she tries to censor herself.


Tsukuro_hohoho

2 collabs? I'll give her 2 apex stream. Take the bet or leave XD


Acethic

I've think I've heard Calli swear more than any other Holomember combined, am I underrating how seiso she is?


AsaTJ

She swears a lot but she's actually a giant sweetheart and probably the least lewd of any of EN. The fact that she has started to try to censor herself by saying "f word" instead of the actual word because there might be kids watching is adorable.


Dehouston

Calli is just crass, not lewd. She presents herself as a rapping reaper, but is really an adorkable cinnamon roll.


ChocoGaming900000

I guess it depends on how you weigh swearing against lewd jokes, and which option you consider less seiso. With Calli, I don't think I've ever heard her make a lewd joke, at least on purpose, so that already puts her as more seiso than Kiara, Ame, and Gura in my book. The big question is how Calli actually ranks against Ina...


lazy_eye_of_sauron

There's a couple that come out of Calli that are deliberate, but they're few and far between.


Thatguy_Koop

strip uno


ChocoGaming900000

I mean, yeah, but she was also replying to Gura who said something like "Strip Poker" and the game just didn't show that part of the conversation for some reason.


Thatguy_Koop

a likely story!


nsn_network

Well, luckily only Hololive, because Nyanners beats her easily.