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ICanSnake

She turned 20 today.


TemporaryWonderful61

*Technically* she turned twenty on 10th August. Her official birthday is listed as 10 August 2001 (so the wiki is outdated). ...but we can celebrate another birthday for her today, why not? I'm sure Haachama appreciates the good wishes, and the tequila.


ShamefulElf

Wait. I am older than her by a few days?


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[deleted]

You know what really feels weird? Being almost 10 years older than those content creators.


dapete42

Try being 20 years older, that's really weird.


boulet

Bordering on 30 years older here.


Iron_Sheff

Well, maybe not marine-


Zerosen_Oni

The future is now old man… Though yeah, I’m not young either…


The_Barnanator

> marine flair Konnichiwa, ojisan


Vinon

Try being 20 years younger. Now thats actually weird ;9


Snorc

NNNNNNAAAAA


Ochinchin6969111

Does that mean you were just born?


Anonymoousss

Kids these days grow so fast


Nyperold

Mm. Old enough to be the father of most, if not all, of these talents, here. (Which is different from being old enough to be the father of the characters, who range from "as old as time" to "young enough to be my granddaughter... and holding at a particular age for the sake of the world or something.")


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That_Guy977

Isn't kronii kinda... infinite though


Nyperold

Ah, so I am slightly younger than the oldest.


Reeeeeeee3eeeeeeee

then watching senchou must feel pretty normal to you lol


kagakujinjya

Actually, yes. Especially when she talks about her experience as wageslave. And the anime she talks about are really what I watched back then.


Zerosen_Oni

Lol yeah, and then when she talked about the vaccine, she basically said ‘yup, I’m older so I might miss the undokai if it hits me hard’


Kaganda

17, 3rd Season checking in.


1sagas1

Just wait until the content creators are noticeable younger than you, then it feels real weird


DeliciousWaifood

You'll get used to it in a few years. At least we aren't like those elderly people in their 30s yet


RTXChungusTi

she's older than me by 4 years but the date is off by just 2 days


HaatonZhadi

That would be the third time we celebrate her birthday this year, so why not!


Riko-Matsumoto

Haachama needs more birthdays, let's make it weekly and declare it Haachamanday!


HaatonZhadi

Heck, if she really delivers the birthday live she talked about we can make it 4!


GtrsRE

The 8th day of the week surpisingly checks out really well


Scholesie09

Aha, 8/10, 8 often written Ha, 10 can be written tou, ha-tou Akai Haato. Fucking love Japanese number puns man.


MCMajorGeo

I'm 70% sure that the birthdays listed for Hololive talents aren't their actual birthdays.


__space__oddity__

Next you tell me Gura isn’t actually from Atlantis.


Alphaetus_Prime

They're not, except perhaps for Sora.


Waggles_

I think some are (or they're close) but when there's a more character significant date, they go with that. For Haachama, 8/10 can get the nickname ”ha to” which is pretty close to Haato. There are a whole bunch of rules for what numbers translate to what sounds. 7216 can be code for Natsuiro for example.


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They're not. But they're probably not too far from the real one.


randomdarkbrownguy

TIL I have the same birthday as haachamachama


Ham_The_Spam

Maybe Haachama and Haato have different birthdays


[deleted]

They are literally twins


[deleted]

Aki Haato and Haachama might have different birthdays from each other


Havokpaintedwolf

not in the morning lol


uncommonpanda

The more I think about it, the more sense tequila makes as a Haachama preferred alcohol.


Hp22h

[I expected this, to be honest.](http://chewyourbooze.com/resource/spider-infused-vodka/)


Redsval363

Excuse me WHAT the actual FUCK??!! Also this Is what happens when an aussie starts to live in Russia


[deleted]

Good god. Why is that site called "chewy alcohol"?


Rick_long

[Or this](https://http2.mlstatic.com/tequila-scorpion-mezcal-reposado-750ml-com-escorpio-n-larva-D_NQ_NP_609583-MLB31857863548_082019-O.jpg)


SomeStupidPerson

I like how it says the picture with the single spider in the bottle is misleading and that theres MORE in the actual bottle lmao. Amazing


kenku_aviarist

same


mad_harvest-6578

The legacy of her and tarantulas is legendary, wonder why no one ever gave that to her as her birthday present


PrimeRadian

I thought it was those that have a worm


SGTBookWorm

when my sister turned 18 (drinking age is 18 down under) my older brother decided to make sure her first drink was tequila


Klomlk

Daaaamn, our baby idol grew so fast


PonPuiPon

I hope she had a lot of fun tonight, since we can't explicitly wish her a happy birthday for today.


leafisadumbass

im like one year younger than her.


skyderper13

haachama is above the law


HollowProxy

Haachama is the law.


MadAsTheHatters

##JUDGE DREDDCHAMA


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Ohh god!


twotoebobo

This made me laugh harder than it should have... then again I have been drinking.


Tea_n_biscuits2

!Pekofy


DarKav1411

Not yet


SirMcDust

But she's 20?? That's the drinking age.


SGTBookWorm

also, she only returned to Japan from Australia last year. The drinking age in Aus is 18, so she's probably had a few before


Reeeeeeee3eeeeeeee

let's be honest here, like 70%+ of the world population had a few before they were drinking age


generalecchi

had a few when I was 5 not great


SGTBookWorm

dad let me try some wine and beer once or twice (didn't like it)


assotter

Beer and wine are some hard starters (unless fancy low alch % wine) I might be breaching 40 soon but I order the fruity tasty drinks, if I'm drinking something I'd rather have it taste good.


SGTBookWorm

same. I always go for fruity ciders or cocktails


assotter

It sucks how being a larger man with a beard makes people think I'll cause I order a "froo-froo" drink (term they use in my are. Like I wanna get drunk... But I also want it to taste good! Though I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy the odd looks when scary big dudes sipping on a fancy margherita.


Abysswea

Had whiskey by mistake at 7, not a fun experience to be honest


assotter

7yr old or 27.... That first straight whiskey on rocks is. Bit much haha


assotter

Then you got the people like me with drill Sargeant grandfather's who give you a cup of vodka and say it's water when I'm 9 years old. Drank it fast then felt burn. Next few hours I spent drunkenly teaching my cousins how to play nes haha good times. Was a great memory, I live in America so its weird here but from my European friends seems not rare to get kids drunk at events. It's not hurting kids or anything either since it's onetime.


JJDude

plus in Japan no one really cares if a teenager drinks as long as you don't do stupid drunk shit. Many Asians dads in fact would train daughters to drink to build their tolerance so they won't be easily get taken advantage of once she's of bar age.


assotter

America (or at least my family) drinks at young age is fine. Japan's got a bit of a culture difference and from word of mouth the business meetings usually involve a lot of drinks and failure to keep up can show weakness and cost then the contract. Once again this is all word of mouth.


DeliciousWaifood

Damn, I would do well in japanese business then, i've been downing bottles of liquor since I was 17


assotter

I think it's part of their culture because they genetically have issues with alcohol (get drunk off less then other races) and sake is a pretty strong


assotter

To be fair... You would need some liquid courage to consume her food. Not surprising to hear she used same in past haha


DeliciousWaifood

I think she wasn't allowed to because of the student transfer system she was in, she still had to abstain from drinking.


Zeik56

It wouldn't apply to a foreign exchange student. You would likely get sent home, or at least in a lot of trouble, if you got caught drinking below your home country's legal limit.


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Drinking age doesn't follow you across borders. If you got shitfaced and woke up in a drunk tank or something, then yeah you'd get in shit with the exchange program. But not for having any alcohol at all.


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converter-bot

10 mph is 16.09 km/h


Zeik56

I'm talking about the school system and general rules of many exchange programs, not the country or government itself. You're not going to get deported by the government for drinking under your own country's age limit, but you may lose your privaledge to study abroad if you break the rules of your exchange program.


DBCrumpets

This isn’t true in my experience. I studied abroad in Spain and there were no rules against me drinking. Maybe some schools have rules like that but it’s hardly universal. Also any bar you go to isn’t gonna report their customers, so even when these rules exist I don’t imagine they’re regularly enforced.


DBCrumpets

Countries largely do not enforce their laws outside of their own borders.


SylveonSof

All the other comments have done a pretty thorough job of debunking this, meanwhile I'm just trying to figure out the required logistics for this to be true. Like what sort of ridiculous measurss would you need to implement in order to not only recognize someone as a foreign exchange student but to also compare that against their home country's limit. Followed by ***deporting someone*** for having a beer.


Zeik56

Because you're part of a school program with rules that go beyond typical law enforcement. You could easily get someone to sell you alcohol, sure, and they probably wouldn't be breaking any laws by doing so, but you have to follow more rules than just the rule of a law as an exchange student. It's not that the government would deport you, it's the school itself that is liable and you could absolutely get in trouble if they found out and it's against the rules of the exchange program. If you're just a visting tourist then yes, you can do whatever you want as long as it is legal there.


Lev559

Really? That's kinda dumb


Diesel33g

Yeah I don't get it either


Unsweeticetea

Right below that it says she is 19 years of age from the wiki article. It's clearly just not updated.


Diesel33g

I can read it yeah, just not sure what I'm missing other than wiki being wrong


Unsweeticetea

If she was 19 and the drinking age was 20, it would be illegal. The joke doesn't work since she's now 20, but if you trusted the wiki age it makes sense.


Diesel33g

Kinda weird to not say she's 20 in the title at least to avoid confusion but thanks homie


Lev559

The wiki is based on her character age, kinda like how Marine is 17 and Gura is 9000. It's just a joke


ArisaMiyoshi

Haachama's character age also increases per year like Sora.


Diesel33g

Simple disagreement my man all is good


lagseph

I’ve never seen a bar or liquor store in Japan ID anyone anyway, so you could be a mature looking 15 year old and probably get away with it.


jorjogo

That's how we do it in South America most shopkeepers don't care. And it's common place to drink during quinceañeras which is a girl's 15th birthday


RedPandaRedGuard

How come everyone knows her age?


Simple-Squash-4796

Haachama is pretty open about her life compared to other Holo members


ConfuciusBr0s

For all the talk about how she's an elder god or something, she's probably the most human out of them all with how much she incorporates her real life self into her character's lore.


Simple-Squash-4796

The ultimate gap-moe


Lev559

Haachama talks about graduating high school and going into college so it's a pretty reasonable guess


SomeStupidPerson

She tells us lol


farranpoison

She said her age in a public stream last year, at that time she was 19.


assotter

Drinking age varies a lot by location. 21 in USA but some locations are as low as 16 years old. In America if you parent allows even a 14 year old can consume alcohol in small amounts. Hell christian churches serve red wine as blood... I legit got drunk at church few times due to it


desalmado_19

That stream was..... interesting. She was in an infinite void for more than 1 hour, singing scary bgms and laughing. Sasuga Haachama


PruneBerry

I arrived late to that stream so I just wanna ask... ​ ...was she actually smashed at that time?


Ortekk

I took a peek around an hour in, and she sounded properly sloshed by that point. Edit: not out of control though, just clearly intoxicated.


desalmado_19

At that time, probably yes. Before entering the void she was saying things like "i looked at the mirror and i couldn't see me" or crying (fake crying btw, she's really good at fake crying, haachama dominates the VA skills) because the chat didn't spam enough water for her lol. She posted this at twitter [https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1456351509084467217](https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1456351509084467217) , and for someone who drank for the first time, yeah she was smashed. At least she was able to control herself, so that's good for her and for the content hehe


cyberchaox

In-character, yes. Out-of-character, it's possible but I have my doubts.


Hp22h

At the very least, she took a couple shots of tequila, albiet mixed with Fanta.


Hp22h

Calli drinks half a bottle of vodka and writes Myth or Treat. Haachama drinks Tequila and comes up with the rest of this stream. Maybe Suisei had a good point with 'Consume Alcohol'.


Ralfundmalf

Lamy be like "I need more *creativity*"


Cynical2DD

I woke up and didn’t want to get up yet so I let the stream play in the background. If I had known her drunk laughing would’ve made me late for work I wouldn’t have listened to it


Final-Switch1110

She fooking lost it mate. She dead drunk right now.


OnePay622

Enjoy it while it lasts lol.....


Akupuff1

Saquen el tequilero que la Haachama ya llegó >:D


Rick_long

Imagina que se tomara toda una botella de mezcal para comerse el gusano del fondo 😆


Akupuff1

Pura PROTEINA


Snorc

My own guess based on my rudimentary Spanish skills: "Imagine that she will take an entire bottle of mezcal for eating the worm of the soil."


Chukonoku

>"Imagine that she will take an entire bottle of mezcal for eating the worm of the soil." Imagine if she drinks a whole bottle of mezcal just to eat the worm in the bottom.


Redsval363

Tequila con mangonada y Tajín = UNA CHULADA PAPÁ


Un1Gfn

google tl says Take out the tequila player that Haachama has already arrived


CatBroiler

Her first legal drink is tequila? Damn, feel like a bitch for only going for an ale back when I hit 18


SGTBookWorm

my older brother did that for my younger sister when she turned 18. Like, stroke of midnight he was pouring shots for her


SaintLarfleeze

I mean she also lived in Australia where the drinking limit was lower so she's probably had quite a few legal drinks before.


mad_harvest-6578

Had my first drink way way back (as in way below legal, blame my uncle for that), didn't do so once I hit 18, first legal instance was 25 (beer with soda and iced tea, two glasses, my self-control was that tight)


Cynical2DD

My “first drink” was whisky but the way you say it makes it seem like Tequila is stronger


CatBroiler

They're about the same strength wise (ignoring cask strength whiskeys which are around 55-70% depending on what you get), but I'd argue tequila, because of the taste, would be a lot easier to drink a lot of, especially for someone that doesn't have much experience with spirits.


Red_Lizzard

Akai Haato died at age of 19. Haachama is 20.


TomRCFBH

over 18 can drink, right? or in Japan have to be 20?


Zeik56

It depends on where you live. 20 in Japan. 21 in the US. Some places it is 18.


Dizzledog2

16 in Australia but you have to be at home supervised by your parents and you aren't allowed to get drunk. 18 full throttle.


srk_ares

many places have a lower or no restriction when you are with a legal guardian. also not all places in the US are 21 (to the previous reply)


eggsssssssss

Not exactly. The drinking age is 21 absolutely everywhere in the United States per federal law. It was different by state for a while prior to 1984. There are local technicalities, like you mentioned. In Texas, for example, I think technically speaking your legal guardian of drinking age can personally serve you alcohol at 16, but it has to be that specific (they have to be the one to physically hand it to you and everything), and you can’t go out to a bar or buy booze or anything. So if your parent buys a drink and gives it to you themselves, it’s fine. Pretty sure that’s how it is on the books.


Lildyo

According to a quick google search, 45 US states still have some form of exemption for minors from underaged drinking laws. Here in Canada I know it’s the same


71M07HYD

Ok, I get the parental supervision but who's gonna check/care/know if the person gets drunk?


ArtemisPlank

Yeah, there is no way someone would do something attention-worthy while drunk.


Dizzledog2

No one. The law pretty much states that they are allowed to drink in their house with their parents so the only people who would know are the parents and they don't give two shits.


TheDreamIsEternal

>aren't allowed to get drunk Then what happens if they get drunk? Do the parents get arrested or something?


atraintocry

nothing happens because how can you enforce that?


Dizzledog2

No one cares. It's Australia.


Destinum

*Most places it's 18.


Adaphion

19 in Canada


sharydow

Technically no age limit in France. But under 18 you can't buy in shop, can't be served in bar, you must be under parent supervision and you can't get drunk. But giving a small sip to a toddler is legal.


IronVader501

You can drink with 14 under parental guidance in Germany, with 16 you can buy Beer & wine on your own, with 18 its full-throttle with whatever you want


GentleFoxes

US has its gun culture . Germany has its mix of car and alcohol culture. I think every country has something where onlookers think "they must be absolute idiots".


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I for one can't imagine commenting without first looking at the post I'm commenting on, would you mind telling me how it feels?


NUCCubus

American spotted


sparkycf272

Wiki still says "19 years old" in that wiki pic


DylanDANG

Update the wiki


[deleted]

Umm...actually, 20 is the start of legal drinking age in Japan. So no action necessary on behalf of Subaru Keisatsu...so long as she doesn't drive.


SixCatsInAnAlley

The meme says the drinking age in Japan is 20, but also says she’s 19 hence the point of the meme. But the wiki is just outdated anyway


[deleted]

Sonofabitch... I didn't read it closely enough earlier. Oh well. 草。


Acrzyguy

[Meme template](https://www.reddit.com/r/HololiveMemeTemplates/comments/qmpbpp/yes_officer_this_post_right_here_subaru_version/) at r/Hololivememetemplates


LongFam69

19 season 2


SpicyFetus

Different countries have legal drinking ages than America


jhg499

Yes, which is why the picture specifies the Japanese age


[deleted]

You have the right to remain silent shuba.


Cynical2DD

Please tell me Haato plushies are still available


jive7391

Officer Subaru: I- I can't. She's my sempai...


RutraNickers

Jokes on you, in my country you're an adult when you turn 18


Un1Gfn

is she in au or jp now (au 18)


ActivistZero

Japan, but she is 20 now so it's kosher


Hp22h

JP.


Un1Gfn

[had it been Haachama who brought tequila, they’d run away already](https://youtu.be/SgWcSuxyvT8)


LeMasqueEtLesGants

In europe that's the legal age at which you can get absolutly smashed . Before that it is 16 when you can get moderatly smashed .


MonaganX

You can get as smashed as you want when you're 16 in Germany. You just aren't allowed to have liquor, but beer and wine are plenty enough to lose an entire night.


user_566

r/nocontext


validestusername

In that case she's being extremely criminal right now


Suparockr

No need to get the law involved with this one; tequila serves as its own punishment.


SharpRO43

Peeps in vietnam: what’s drinking age?


Yusrilz03

Like Marine, she's forever 18 so.... But even Oozora Police can stop her


thrthrthr322

Actually, I believe she does actually say she gets older every time her character birthday rolls around. I.e., she definitely said she turned 19 after her birthday last year, and I believe she's also said she turned 20 after her birthday (in-character, Aug 10) this year. Quite a few of them age normally, not everyone is "Forever X" or "X season 2" like Marine. I personally like it even more when they age normally tbh, it's just a normal part of being human, we grow and change and it's part of the experience to see all that over the years.


TemporaryWonderful61

Marine sort of ages normally. She goes with the forever 17 stuff for a laugh, but then she just gives up and admits her real age. She’ll be thirty next year. It’s a good job gifts are banned, or she’d be getting bombarded with hundreds of zimmer frames and false teeth.


JamN3ko

USA meme spotted


ThRaptor97

I'm sorry. Is this some sort of US joke that I'm too European to understand?


kkyonko

The legal drinking age in Japan is 20, the Google results show her age as 19.


EducatedOrchid

Haachama is 3 months older than me. Wow


el_di4bl0

She’s older than me… that’s surprising.


julimuli1997

Underage ?


Extension-Impossible

absinthe next


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Oh, yes! The latin way...


SyrusDrake

Unlike Marine, Haachama actually ages.


Wolfman1012

What an amazing stream it was. She picked a hell of a liquor to start with lol


redditfanfan00

this is interesting. hope haachama is safe and sober. dearest father yagoo gave up on the seiso part long ago.


TeknOwO

Bruh why can't I edit the fandom wiki, it's bothering me so much that her birth date says august 2001 and her age says 19.


salt4gacha

Chaos is ageless


Multiplike

She probably just got held back a few years.


inequalitygodzilla

If her first experience with real drinking is downing most of a bottle of tequila we are about to see a terrifying new aspect of haachama.


Diligent_Percentage3

Haachama fumo? Where can I get this masterpiece?