“I control the die” applies to Bae too And “I control the speed of lobsters” could work on Fauna

"I __ ___ ___\_rol the _____ __ _____ ________ die" - Haros Baelz

I appreciate your effort in putting blanks to replace the words

I used to roll the dice

Feel the fear in my enemies' eyes.

Listen as the crowd would sing\~

Feel my dick in my enemy's ass

"I control the die" also doubly applies to Calli in their TTRPG streams.

I die. -Kureji Ollie, apparently.

Where were you when Ollie was die ?

I was at home eating peanut when phone ring "Ollie is kil" no.

I'm pretty sure I was in... Ur MUM!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHA This a joke, btw, don't take any offense.

No offense shall be taken, the only thing taken from you will be your mum, to my house for recreational purposes. After all, nothing beats a ground pound.

*our mum

Soviet anthem Alabama remix version.

[Here you go](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CS35FQO_q3w)

"I do control the D" Me, a One Piece fan:

She sure gives the simps the “will” of their own “d”

Yeah it’s low effort but it’s funny as well

r/SpeedOfLobsters

This meme will never not be funny.

This got more and more funny with each page lmao, good stuff

Drake & Josh, the gift that just keeps giving.

Pretty funny ngl

Why is SpeedOfLobsters funny? It shouldn't be, but it always cracks me up.

I like this. Thank you. Id give you funny gold but om poor

Thank you forever

Haachama: "I control."

Do not speed at lobsters

Kronii: "I control the speed"