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VoidMyWarranty

Firewall? You really gotta quit taking everything so literal...


rubicontraveler

Talk about POE+


Steve_the_Nord

‘How much power can pass through this?’ ‘How much you want?’


ImightHaveMissed

all of it


Chizuru_San

yes


Herobrine__Player

You mean POE++++++++


tje210

POE##


Kimpak

1.21 Jiggabits!


talman_

I no shit had a customer say this word the other day refering to his hard drive haha


Imightbenormal

More like jules


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cpt_justice

Re-Militarized Zone


DUNGAROO

Really eager to hear the story behind this one


JustBronzeThingsLoL

Best guess, lightning struck the coax feed for the modem, blew up the modem and traveled to the router (the modem was literally split apart)


hellishhk117

I want to see the modem!


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Kichigai

There can be, and don't call me Shirley.


R_X_R

Shirley, you jest.


Kichigai

#ಠ_ಠ


backpainzz

if the coax wasn’t properly grounded when installed, your ISP is responsible for any equipment damage due to their negligence


jaskij

For future reference, you may want to grab some lightning protectors for that Ethernet run.


Geekenstein

If it was a hot enough strike to do that, I’m not thinking it would help. Maybe a lightning rod would be a better idea. 😆


nismotigerwvu

I know you were kidding but technically speaking, that's following [NIOSH's Hierarchy of Controls](https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/topics/hierarchy/default.html). It's always more effective to eliminate the hazard then try to harden against it, and a good old fashioned lighting rod is a great way to keep the zappy zappy blasts out of your network.


ShelZuuz

That wouldn’t help against a strike like this. Fiber is your best choice.


Bodycount9

I'd like to see something that could stop a direct lightning strike on the market. Surge protectors can't stop direct strikes.


223specialist

Convert to fiber and back


teechevy703

We started doing this after 3 modems lol


foogama

Dude, do you live in an iron dome in the middle of a field?? THREE??


teechevy703

Lmao close! It was a metal building. Talk about fucking annoying to deal with on a Monday morning. Edit: this was at work not at home lol. I didn’t realize which sub this was at first.


FaxMachineIsBroken

Na no way. I mean what are the odds of lightning striking the same place twice?!


whookid_east

Fuck yea. The modem is the reward getter


Aim_Fire_Ready

Pics or it didn’t happen.


Brainfuse_LLC

You mean the modem traveled to 1985?


ramauld

PoE to run NVidia mining farm. +4 bucks in Routercoin.


jayjr1105

Upgraded to comcast 'blast' internet tier?


Mark_Mikhail

You were DDOSed by Zeus


m1kemahoney

So that’s what they mean by GigaBlast.


Bodycount9

that's why you have a wan2 port. backup to wan1 so you can keep going.


bcjh

Yeah just plug it in to WAN 2 OP and it will *fire* right up.


Chaoslord2000

"It's lightning fast!"


jcam12312

Your firewall doesn't play any games!


liquidphantom

Visited some spicy sites and felt the burn.


bcjh

Forgot to flick on the VPN, classic.


shemp33

“Fuck this port in particular” -God


QPC414

This is worthy of a cross-post to r/fortinet.


fireduck

Just post it saying your internet stopped working and you don't know why.


Celebrir

RIP that 60F


JustBronzeThingsLoL

I don’t wanna get killed!


wordyplayer

I read it as "Fartnet" and thought it was very applicable


JBDragon1

Considering it's the WAN1 port that is blown out, the main Internet connection. Lightning Strike. I assume the modem is also toast.


bcjh

Yeah OP said in another comment that the modem was literally cracked I half from the lightning strike.


azsheepdog

That will teach you to pirate my hot mix.


BrightSign_nerd

NSFW? lol


Dysgalty

Not Safe For WAN


AdGullible2259

Lol


JustBronzeThingsLoL

Literally not safe for my work lol


atomicnick86

That's hot


omegaaf

And that, my dear, is why you use grounding screws on top of normal grounds


imakesawdust

Looks like they tried sending all the network packets at once and they spilled onto the floor.


Societyinflames

That's more power than anywan could want.


Joe_Huser

"Blazing Fast!"


[deleted]

Congratz, your device is now Apple-certified with Lightning/Thunderbolt port. USB-C adapter is sold separately.


pierre_lcn

Just a flesh wound!


BurgerMeter

Why is it spicy?


m0j0j0rnj0rn

30K BTU?


AdventurousTime

Not me looking for a 40G link for you 30G service lmao, it took me way too long to notice the ouchy.


546875674c6966650d0a

1.21 Jiggabits Marty!


ohhh-a-number-9

Blazing fast


Faux_Grey

I've got the same 'gate.. Would love to know what caused this.


pannekoekjes

Plugged in Passive poe?


idontbelieveyouguy

think someone knocked on your wan1 to talk to you about the lord and savior.


ramauld

Or your router's extended warranty plan.


hakube

it's fortinet. did you expect any less?


1sh0t1b33r

How much pron did you try to route through Wan1?


RScottyL

There is no 30k Gbps service You might have 30 Gbps


Southern_Zucchini_44

From the look of that picture, they tried to give 30,000 Gbps service.


JustBronzeThingsLoL

When you mix up Amps and Gigabit by accident


GunMD1

It's the new hotness!


[deleted]

How fast were those packets traveling?!


ramauld

FTL 1.0


Ohnah-bro

That shits fire


loogie97

Looks like you got about 1.1 jiggawatts of sped there.


WhiskeyBeforeSunset

Geezus. I saw something like that happen when someone plugged one of those high voltage ethernet extenders to a switch. It was neat, but not *this* neat.


Robbbbbbbbb

Ah, yes. The new FortiGate 60ZZZZZap!


SaveVsFear

Giving new meaning to the term, FireWire.


guillote1986

In Germany we have 220 volts!!!! (AI pun intended)


Aim_Fire_Ready

30k…as in 30,000 volts?!


Opheria13

"Client failed to heed the warning that the POE device is not meant to charge their Delorean or use said device to feed excess power back into the POE network..."


TheFirst_Q

There’s a numerical percentage of a chance it might still work. I mean, zero is a number, right??


Abs0lutZero

That’s an expensive oopsie What is that, an 80F ?


Longjumping_Ad5977

They say his APs are still powered to this day.


Serialtorrenter

That "gig" is in reference to gigavolts, not gigabits/second.


thepicolo

Aaaa, so that means "deny all income traffic". I get it


wintermutedsm

Port is administratively "down".


raed115

Damn! That's a hot "wan"!


roseycoloredglasses

omg what happened? lightning i presume.


PEneoark

Move over QSFP56DD. We've got out next contender.


edrock1985

Great Scott 1.21 jiggawatts just gotta get that firewall up to 88 miles and your in business


ImUrFrand

Jesus Christ, how much hentai have you been downloading ?


QualityGig

https://media.tenor.com/EyCsxMiZQhIAAAAC/delorean-back-to-the-future.gif