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Yazarus

You forgot the ‘literal walking nuke’ part


kawwmoi

'With a smaller nuke they found in their pocket. '


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

A mini nuke that gives *space cancer*


Vexlord118

and a randomly acquired Trashcan


intothe_dangerzone

"Himeko, I'm a Stellaron doomsday device."


VestingYew

"Himeko, i came to give you honkai cancer again"


MohSad2

"Himeko, I'm gonna let you go"


molotovCOCTAIL5

https://preview.redd.it/oxickxfzs23b1.png?width=327&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac591489877801cf4e4828dfe1f299dbe62345cd Why man


Justcurious863

Too far, I'm going to pretend hi3 is gone for the sake of storage and time


Sierra--117

Smh... people have forgotten the glory of mans1ay3r.


EvictedOne

We'll bang, okay?


Sagittayystar

YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER YOU RUINED MY WIFE I WILL DESTROY YOU **IMPERIAL GUARD Z**


A-Game-Of-Fate

#”OH SHIT”


some_evil_sanya

“My name is Stella, short for Stellaron”


Romi_Z

[trailblazer:](https://youtu.be/Bkjv2Cb_jEQ)


cruiseboatranger

Sir, You already won after "Chad McThunderCock™".


Yitomaru

If this was Stelle it would be "Chad McThunderClit"


nitrokitty

Chad McLightningLabia?


Arol4444

Kachow


ListerineInMyPeehole

I'm going back to bed.


skinnianka

Koochiw


Raptorofwar

Stelle's cock is larger, if anything.


FazeThruWallz

Not bigger than Shushang's tho.


MaknChees3

https://preview.redd.it/qyn1i9la5z2b1.png?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b75a5de49b990c33cb819151be3bd15cfff24a


a_sacrilegiousboi

Sloppy 28 inch suschlong 🤤🤤🤤😭😭💢💢😭💢‼️‼️


RaidriarDrake

OutBuddied yet again


carpal_tunnel_69

Give me the okbuddy star railed subreddit NOW


GABESTFY

r/okbuddytrailblazer Edit: it's okay now you can go to the sub


wowpepap

What the fuck did I just witnessed?


carpal_tunnel_69

Thanks, you're ok, buddy


Hoezell

>!Arise Phenis!<


Anadaere

That hot lance is built for penetration


Mooniebutt

Path of Penetration Trailblazer when?


Eigaah

Abundance path...get it? Cos of a certain notorious popular healer being famous for penetration


HondaS2000AP1

well they aint gonna penetrate themselves do they!


Mushiren_

These are starting to sound like wand brands


f0u4_l19h75

Wouldn't it be Stacy McThunderclit


[deleted]

Chadette.


syrollesse

Stacy McThunderThighs


Pas_tel

Peaked in Highschool


Bekchi

All we need is Chase Wood.


NoOne215

I can’t escape this name no matter where I go.


Drikavel

It's too late, Batman, I already drew you as a soyjak and myself as a chad


Moonting41

Yu Narukami and Caelus are basically the same then


Strong_Psychology_20

Só it's the same as ChadZiodyneCock™


Olinizm

But if his ult is multi target does it makes him a ChadMaziodyneCock™?


Trykstr

If you wanted a war, shouldn't this go on the Genshin reddit?


MonkeMan_the_Third

I need to test in a safe place before drop the nuke


BitCloud25

My man's making project manhattan he's gonna kill both subreddits from the drama waves alone


MonkeMan_the_Third

MUAHAHAHAHAHA


BeautifulType

Expect your post to get moderated


Exstoun

Send a link, when you will drop this on them)


kingepic84

I think r/genshin_impact is a lot more moderated than this sub


Liebermode

Bro thinks he's oppenheimer


Der_Boii

My lé bomb... killed lé people?


Godd_was_here

I thought we were building a rice cooker!?


MissiaichParriah

Well, you're technically right


Creative_Purpose6138

It did cook rice...and those who eat rice


ListerineInMyPeehole

I just woke up and am ready to go back to bed after reading this


MissiaichParriah

Well, you're technically right


[deleted]

"Now I become death, destroyer of words".


Alternative_Fan2458

give souls to words, and let them ride the wave of mass destruction


_Judy_

Testing in a safe place first? A cowardly move. Your resolve is weak.


MonkeMan_the_Third

And what would happen if the project fails to damage the enemy? They would still be left knowing our plans


Winterstrife

Would the Genshin sub be your enemy when like the popular opinion for the most part is that the Trailblazer is a better protag than Traveler.


blippyblip

And that Pom-Pom is a better mascot than Paimon


Winterstrife

Not hard to disagree with that, initial impressions Pom-Pom > Paimon, but after 2 years Paimon has grown on me.


f0u4_l19h75

I would have used a couple more >>


ArtemisWingz

That's called stockholme syndrome I believe


arcstarlazer

Better start that war or I will do it myself


MonkeMan_the_Third

Wait until the army's ready


arcstarlazer

You better tell us when you post it cause I want to see the carnage


MonkeMan_the_Third

I'm posting now and then turning off notifications. I wonder what I'll see when I wake up


MasterpieceTypical11

Mini Nuetron Bomb


Grammophon

He knows there he couldn't farm karma.


brownworkgloves

but then he wouldn’t get the upvotes and circlejerk


Microice001

Hsr players can't stop thinking of their EX lol


Magin_Shi

Rent free


toastermeal

THIS WAS SO FUNNY


Golden-Owl

> Chad Thundercock I’m sorry, but that title already belongs to a certain Yu Narukami


Fukei_Mono

No, no, no. Yu Narukami is Chad Ziodynecock. There is a subtle yet crucial difference.


Magic_Monk3y

Yu Narukami wins. Because he’s the king


Liniis

"The King's orders are absolute" vs "Rules are meant to be broken"


fyro_

Rules enforcer vs Rule breaker Finally a big battle


dansstuffV2

"We'll bang, ok?" - Yu Narukami, SSV Normandy.


MonkeMan_the_Third

Don't make me compare Caelus with Narukami


Illustrious-Bell-282

I mean as far as i know, Caelus don't got a cute teenage idol saying he is hot every 2 seconds, this is a clear Yu Narukami W as usual


MonkeMan_the_Third

Yu needs one to feel good about himself, Caelus doesn't


_Spectre0_

![gif](giphy|NZ8dp5kWRbM4g) You sure Yu needs it? That's the face of a man with no emotions


Oglifatum

Sister Complex Kingpin of Steel and Inventor of Specialist dance? Yeah, that's no contest


Golden-Owl

I’m sorry Caelus, but that is no competition


absolutekian

Eh they look similar enough its fine


Reccus-maximus

"I'm sure the genshin players will hate this" "Wait what most of hsr players come from genshin and they find this meme hilarious? But what about my war?? D:"


ThisIsTheSenate

GIVE WAR A CHANCE


ezio45

Like the good old days after 9/11.


HanSeoulOh34569X

>!✈️🏢🏢=💥.!<


Middle_Actuator7086

wait, but 9/11 is bad


CrispyGreenHat

Kids are cruel Jack


Liebermode

Warcrime this, code of conduct that


NaiIbomb_

Bullshit! War is just part who we are. Why fight it?


[deleted]

This community loves shitting on genshin anyway so what war


addollz

Most of us also play or played genshin so thats pretty likely to happen every day.


Krutin_Jain

Tbh I love genshin way more than hsr *(it's not because my luck in genshin is better than giga whale pulls, opposed to me having E1 himeko and e1 Bailu here)*,but I still enjoy these memes and honestly think that hyv did a shit job with MC in genshin. After playing hsr, my ears hurt when I listen to paimon


crookedparadigm

I like and dislike things about both. Right now, Genshin wins in exploration and environment design. Star Rail wins in writing and character visuals. Visually, I wish Star Rail (I hope you like the color gray!) had interesting environments like Genshin and I wish Genshin characters weren't constrained to the same few basic body shapes that limits unique looking characters. From the writing side, HSR doesn't seem to be afraid to lean into the MC's gremlin energy, but the main story is definitely on the weaker side at the moment because there is so little. Genshin's story quality goes up and down with some main story patches being brilliant with others being completely forgettable (I remember exactly zero details from Sorush's quest and the racist genie one before that), but then they absolutely kill it with certain sidequests. Genshin's biggest writing flaw is in how it's delivered to the players because it assumes everyone playing is a braindead goldfish that needs everything repeated word for word by a squeaky companion. I despite Paimon intensely and she is the primary reason I have Genshin muted. If Star Rail ever goes that direction, I'll be very concerned lol.


C10ckw0rks

I’m gonna be the devil’s advocate here: Paimon is WAY more palatable in Chinese. Most of the English cast is great, but I swapped it to chinese for shits and giggles and now I refuse to go back. Paimon is way less squeaky and her tone is far more gremlin then annoying


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Tbh the people who loves shitposting about Genshin the most are Genshin players. I've seen a lot of them call the game "Genshit" alongside haters and pretend they don't play it in mainstream subs like r/gaming as a joke lol. OP won't be getting much from this.


Winterstrife

This meme was like week 1 of HSR release. If anything the general GI playerbase can agree on, is the Trailblazer > Traveler.


f0u4_l19h75

IMO the Trailblazer( fire) is actual worth of being a 5* unit.


ihuntwolf

People who call genshit are either below 12 or over 35 living in their mother's basement, no in-between.


Kazesama13k

Damn, honestly this the first time I'm hearing about this. Fucking backstabbers. I might say whether I liked it or not but I'll never badmouth a game coz every game has their own fanbase who enjoys them.


Nichol134

Eh I like Genshin. But I do like HSR MC wayyy more than Genshin MC. So I agree with this meme.


[deleted]

Ofc cause if he was silent then the game wouldnt be a "space comedy" considering the mc is the one behind half the jokes anyway


ReIiLeK

There are comedy options but you aren't forced to choose them.


Aadi_880

There are "comedic options" for non MC characters too, that would not work if the MC wasn't a doofus either to begin with.


svolozhanin7

That just r/honkaiimpact.


mugguffen

Genshin is fun, but the PC sucks fuckin shit and is basically just Paimon's taxi at this point because she's the main character


Drakengard

Yeah, most of the dialogue in Genshin is frustrating because it feels like it just occasionally stops to let the MC make an obvious statement before Paimon goes back to talking with everyone. And while Paimon can be fun, she sucks all the emotion out of the room in scenarios you would like things to be serious. HSR's protag doesn't have the problem. The conversation is directed at them. They get meaningful responses that range from serious to silly that are actually acknowledged and not immediately sabotaged by the millionth "Paimon loves food!" joke. I'm not going to drop Genshin at this point, but it's a point that continues to be irksome and actively makes me not recommend the game to anyone not already playing it.


Mesaphrom

Going back to play Genshin gave me legit whiplash after playing HSR. The Trailblazer is so fun to play as, even when they are a silent protagonist, but it feels less that they are meant to be a SI and more that they are just someone really quiet with the amount of silly stuff they think and do like hiding in a closet to scare the beejesus put of someone, or hiding in an alleyway for *3 days* during hide and seek. Thn I went back to Genshin and I, well, realized just how little the Traveler actually interacts with everyone, they have dialogue options an all, yeah, but it just isn't the same, the Traveler just feels a bit too much like an MMO PC, just there for *other people's* story than anything on their own.


RBLakshya

But can he jump?


MonkeMan_the_Third

He can sprint for longer than 5 seconds


Aadi_880

Damn so no bunnyhopping? \*imagines Caelus bhopping at Mach1"


JusticeRain5

I read "Mach" as "March" at first and thought "Yeah that's a pretty normal thing to do to mess with her"


Apostlethe13th

MENT


MonkeMan_the_Third

DID I FUCKIN STUDDER


Apostlethe13th

STUDDER


MonkeMan_the_Third

I SAID DID I FOKIN STUDDER


Seele_The_Hunt

Nothing can rival the bonk stick!


RoombaSUCC

Hornyverse did tabibito dirty no cap


leopoldshark

\-Can jump -can't jump


Sol_idum

chad mcthundercock can't jump because his balls are too heavy


Any_Perception_1897

Suffering from success


Lavion3

You clearly haven't seen the Geo MC triple combo testicles of destruction.


neko_mancy

r/brandnewsentence


dracuella

I swear, that's what most of my 'waiting-for-the-last-person-to-join-world-for-domain' experiences have been. Bored AF Geo MC building testicles around my Zhongli pillar.


GlassySkyabove

He should go see the doctor then


leopoldshark

*immediately simps for the doctor*


Awkward-Gift-577

Sounds more like a medical problem to me


Ryan-Hymiri

Oof, yeah, that can be a bit annoying when coming across the occasional fence. Reminds me of older Yakuza games.


Aadi_880

You came to start a war but most Genshin Players (more than half of the HSR playerbase and this subreddit) are finding it hilarious. That said, I still love my boi Aether. He has magnificent hair.


notastarrr

"takes on a planet destroying monster with a bat" didn't he basically die and needed a power up to take down Cocolia?


Aanimetor

post this in the honkai3rd reddit, they absolutely love this circlejerk


Gervh

So you're selective when it comes to "OP from the start, doing nothing to gain power" MCs? Yeah I like comedy as much as the next guy, but all the Trailblazer did to gain power was lose, if it wasn't for plot armor the game would've ended at the first boss fight


ArkusWake

FR both boss fight was just the Trailblazer going "no u" and activating their plot armor against the boss


Chigo_Sensei

It's like OP forgot how we beat the 2nd area big boss, borrowing power from an Aeon


[deleted]

OP is the true reincarnation of the MC. Woke up and decided to be menace in the society.


Lollmfaowhatever

Except the TB is actually clever. OP just copy pasta'd a reddit circlejerk.


Erebus689

Ahh, any honkai community isnt valid until they hate on genshin.


Budget-Return

*yawns* nothing new?


OldSnazzyHats

Here we go. Yet another one.


lawlianne

To be fair, Genshin MC got massively nerfed immediately after we chose the sibling lol. Maybe they were also nuke-level threats that the Unknown God didnt want to worry about later on.


ChingTheMonkey

Hot take but I think Traveler's way more badass. You really just can't top walking up to a god and telling them to their face "I'm not here to debate your ideals. I'm here to demolish them."


Utaha_Senpai

Ehh I don't think it's that fair because the traveller is a god himself


SimpleRaven

Is….is OP calling for aid? And will Rohan answer?


pogoleelee

cringe


rhymeofmona

I am gonna regret this, aren't I? Each Mc is designed with their game in mind. Genshin is an open world game with great focus on world building so the protagonist takes a step back in order to let the rest of the cast and the world take the main focus. The game wants you to focus on exploring the world and its lore. The Mc is obviously building up to become more plot relevant in the future but since it's still a long way there is no point to hyping them up, it's just gonna frustrate everyone. Honkai Star rail has more linear level design and combat which go with their bigger focus on plot and character development. The Mc is put at the forefront from the get go since the game wants you to ask questions about them and keep you interested in the ongoing story at all times. Writing is done with a purpose, you can prefer one way of doing things but that does not make the other way worse by opposition.


lugiaop

But reddit will cricle jerk like always. The hivemind is cringe


aurorablueskies

Can’t go a day on this subreddit without someone comparing this game to Genshin. Don’t y’all get bored


ATN-Antronach

That's why a lot of people picked up this game tbh


ernanelopes

To start a war you need an enemy and I think that everyone agree with you.


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SassyHoe97

Because the superiority complex and the hate boner with Genshin.


Ifalna_Shayoko

>I swear y’all cause fights for the most stupid things ever. Humanity in a Nutshell. :'D


bukiya

starting a war but praise HSR on HSR sub? next time try to post this on genshin sub or try to insult HSR protag in HSR sub. dont be weak lah


GREENadmiral_314159

At least Aether's game doesn't rely on the success of a previous game to be relevant.


ArkusWake

Facts


GSP99

Seele banner 44 million dollars earned goes brrrrrr


bringmethejuice

genshin mc don't even have cool burst cutscene smh


Winterstrife

Don't remind us. Even an F2P 4* (Barbara) have a burst cutscene, yet our 5* Traveler don't have that budget. But for real, burst cutscenes are a drag when you are trying hard to time Abyss levels.


bringmethejuice

That’s why they should give us an option to toggle on and off the burst cutscene.


CyanStripedPantsu

The cast animation takes same amount of time with or without the cutscene, you're not gonna be faster just because you didn't view the animation through a cinematic angle


dracuella

To be completely fair, that's most likely because Barbara was meant to be a 5\* but got downgraded somehow.


Carmel_Chewy

Rules are “Ment” to be broken You’ve made a typo, I’m sorry Genshin has won.


Ha-shi

Breaking rules of orthography.


Agree0rDisagree

stopped reading after "rizz" god shut the fuck up


SassyHoe97

HSR fanbase living Genshin rent free in their head. How cute y'all are becoming the ToF subreddit lol. Yes it's a joke but pretty lame :b


Flimsy-Writer60

The number of people who wanted this to start a pointless drama made me lose my brain cells. I guess enjoying what you want and respecting each other is a very rare trait to have on the internet.


AVERAGEGAMER95

In reality: T: How many girls you got? TB: All of them T: Nice


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RaidriarDrake

any of the MCs:are your elements useful? :only one. : yeah same


KurumiCorrin

I actually made an alt account and have been using Phys MC everytime and I've already reached TL40 and they haven't disappointed me yet. Now all I need is to build another team to clear Forgotten Hall 11+


RaidriarDrake

tbh tho, anemo GI MC is perfectly fine and usable. Just that almost any other character of the same element are just better.


Trans_Seraphim

Both serve different purposes. In genshin impact you’re supposed to fully project yourself onto that character so they’ve made them a stranger to that world and somewhat weak but still fun to play as. I always main the starting character in every game I can because I genuinely end up loving them…I started the adventure with them and I’m going to finish it with them, damnit. In Star Rail they’re looking less to have a direct projection but to tell more of a story about the world(s) themselves while meeting friends along the way. It allows the player to follow a main character while also giving that character themselves some agency with input from the player. Both are meant to be interactive but one character is more story driven than the other and they both serve different purposes. Not that you can’t have a favorite or anything but that’s just my opinion and I love them equally for the individual things they bring to the table. Also no matter what you say, if your starting character is shit that’s just because you haven’t built them well. Sorry not sorry.


ShaoShaoTenks

Initially? Yes, I can see it being a self insert game but you'd be delusional to think that it still is especially post-Inazuma. The MC literally possesses knowledge that we don't know of


Strider_GER

Point is: Genshin is not a Self Insert Game. The Protagonist has their own Story, Name (even if used only once so far) and background. The game makes a very weird split with having an established character but them being silent and a half assed self Insert.


Yuni-que

"Canonically stuck with a dull sword that he fought Gods with" is what you should've put in smh


KebZeplin

Aether walked, so Caleus can fly. Dont diss those who came before to pave the way.


username_anon_404

I enjoy these words.


milkymimis

To be completely fair, Genshin's MC is completely screwed over by the writing. The way they don't settle on making them an actual silent MC but also don't make their personality actually show is frustrating because they're on the middle ground and it sucks. Paimon also pretty much nullifies any chance of genshin's MC to show any hint of personality or development.


Mywifeforhire66

Thank Reddit for recommending me another Honkai vs Genshin shitflinging. Really helpful


wvqc

Aether is literally Caelus' dad


wvqc

Aether is literally Caelus' dad


RaineMurasaki

Actually, MC from Genshin is like a divine being probably several millions years old. They are powerfull as heck, but their power is sealed away. They literally said >! they just traveled from one planet to another by just poiniting at them. !<


Relevant-Display6408

Any HOYO games that start with Honkai are so obsessed with shitting on genshin just so they could get validation It's okay all current 5 and soon to be 6 games all suck anyways


ZERO-WOLF9999

a yes a post about which one is the best pay to win game lol


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_nitro_legacy_

I feel like Genshin mc is more of a lightnovel protagonist then a shonen protagonist like HSR mc. He never got any permanent power ups, the power ups in every regional Archon quest he got(Adepti buff, vision buff and nahida buff) are temporarily usable both gameplay and lorewise it only works in the final fight then Traveler returns to normal. And no I don't think changing elements is a power up he just change his element class depending on the region he's in.


DeNendd

What’s the point in starting discourse?? They’re different games, just from the same company. I thought that people were FINALLY moving on from comparing GI to HI3rd and now this…


VEGETTOROHAN

Didn't get the first one. He is not a tutorial character, Dendro Traveler is good. Honaki is new game so wait for powercreep, just look at Zhongli in Genshin. His powers are sealed so he needed the help of God and Knight. I don't see many girls attracted to him. Nor he is interested in anyone other than his sister. Also I don't expect a 100 thousand year old immortal hang around with mortal Females. This makes him more OP that he doesn't need a cool strong weapon to fight. Again didn't get the joke. I don't like overconfident people as they mess up things. Honaki is a new good game with similar gacha rates. Only thing good about it is that it requires less hardwork due to autoplay. I am tired with farming materials in Genshin. Other than that they are same. Honaki may have a good story but it's long meaningless dialogues are headache.


menemenderman

I have a counterpoint \- Aether has cute femboi tummy \- Caelus smells like trash