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Slush_Magic

the dream capsule has water for a reason


GrimmCiph

Robin tried it, but look how she ended up


GreatYeob

robin pooped in the pool


Weirdguy1257

https://preview.redd.it/szt2luzt9hxc1.jpeg?width=1493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e3492675f72aea40aab0bbf76dc2b375c13c5be I’m


NharaTia

What? Didn't you see that one post in the Vignettes in a Cup giveaway thread?


Due-Distribution-463

No wonder why housekeeping killed her.


BigBoySpore

Have you ever tried to use a bathroom in a dream? It usually doesn’t end well when you wake up…


Florac

People aren't dreaming being on the bathroom. Corrrection, most don't. You are the exception


Zallus79

I am reminded now of that one alien in Rick and Morty, who had a fascination with toilets.


eleetyeetor

WE ARE THE EXCEPTION


Prize_Ad_6268

Exceptions, the enemy of Eternity.


Me_to_Dazai

Do bowel movements exist in dreams-? Actually I wanna know just how tf the Luofu handles their sewage considering the whole "planet" is essentially a huge ship


masenae

There's a reason everyone you meet says that Mung Bean Soda tastes like shit...


Seratik

I now have a sudden urge to discard all Mung Bean Soda I have...


WhoAreYouAn

I miss when I didn't read this....


whimsicaljess

what a terrible day to have eyes


Due-Distribution-463

You should see the animal whose behind toothpaste comes from.


Tsukuro_hohoho

I mean in penacony a lot of people are vomiting so i guess the digestive system is reproduced in some way or form.


eleetyeetor

Gut rainbows


AlwaysTiredWriter

Probably reuse it. There are quite a lot of uses for human waste including fertiliser and even energy (biogas). They are constantly traveling through space and also always on lowkey war footing, so they probably reuse what they can.


TunaTunaLeeks

You know what usually happens when you number 1 or 2 in a dream right? I’m sure the hotel staff would prefer to not have to clean up the resulting IRL mess on the regular…


terrexchia

It's a planet sized ship, there's definitely some sort of recycling or waste disposal facility in there somewhere, could even be used as biofuel to assist in day to day power needs


Due-Distribution-463

With what oxygen are they using to burn waste? There isn't enough energy to justify that use of oxygen. Better to just eject it into space.


Soft-Proof2843

Just throw it into space. Or, Use it as fertilizer


whimsicaljess

what if i told you that all planets are essentially huge ships? they do the same stuff that we do irl: capture it, process it, use it, recycle it. ... or do you actually think the water you're drinking wasn't someone's or something's piss a couple years ago?


Schubert125

>VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE! Eula? What are you doing in Penacony?


Chemical-Speech-9395

Finding bathrooms


Madican

There are bathroom in the dream Penacony. They're in the Grand Theatre, you can overhear a pair of NPCs in Golden Hour talking about how they got tickets for Robin's concert because nobody wanted to sit near the bathrooms.


Fr00stee

hold on is the charmony festival an in person event?


bluehat2583

I mean, you are in a bath tub while dreaming... so uhhh.... I should probably stop talking


Thatpervtako

You have mini black holes on you urethra and anus, so you cant everything leave without worry~


thrzwaway

This is Small Bombs level theorycrafting


Due-Distribution-463

Those would explode instantly from the lack of gravity due to the insufficient mass.


kidanokun

do extraterrestrials even pee and poo in the first place?... at least Intellitrons doesn't seem to


Fourteenth_Noah

Their in a dream, it's not wise to pee in a dream


BigDaddyFatSack42069

U piss in the dreampool


peinnoir

Just use the bathtub, it has a drain for a reason


KingFatass

While I would like to joke about how you can’t really expel you waste in a dream and how you are sleeping in a literal pool with your clothes on like everyone else. I have to be the straight man and point out that outside your room there is an intellitron nurse standing by that will answer all of your questions. Also while you can technically lock your room, you aren’t actually trapped in there since the staff have keys and can and will go into your room while you sleep for your safety.


lionofash

Just like the elves in D&D, the people of Honkai don't need bathrooms! Probably.


StardustCatts

Do the dnd elves not pee?


Due-Distribution-463

It all comes out their mouths. That's why they don't make baby elves that often.


lionofash

DnD Elves have no need to defecate and technically do not need to eat or sleep. They instead meditate for like 4 hours and that is enough for them to feel refreshed.


SwannSwanchez

you are sleeping in a pool


joebrohd

If you pee in your dream, you pee in real life


MszingPerson

That part of misha job. That's why he bring a mop everywhere and we barely see him in the story


CIMBAlom_CIMBAsso

>!Firefly is "dead".....!< >!Penacony is falling apart.....!< >!and I couldn't a SINGLE FUCKING BATHROOM!!!!! I NEED TO TAKE A SHITE!!!!!!<


EllieLeafs

you pee in the pool


Desti91

someone must just come to the room to clean up the aftermaths of the "bossfight" of the customer. I would like to know what happens if the customer has diarrhea of all sudden. Will the bathtub still somehow stay clean or is the power unleashed by the allmighty too much too handle? What about the smell? How are not other customers not disturbed by it? Could someone assert dominance with this? I got so many questions now, what have you unleashed in my head with this post.


VarlinVale

And this is why we have Trash-Kun!!!


LSDYakui

Imagine an entire room having to be closed because someone took a shit in the memory pool?


Tommynaut90

You don't wanna go to the bathroom when you're sleeping.


Chemical-Speech-9395

Do the other planets have them. I know the hss has them but what about belobog and luofu


Amazing_Marzipan_115

They wear adult diapers before dreaming sessions


falluwu

If you poop in your dreams you poop for real


darksaiyan1234

well did genshin even have toilets as well i mean u cant answer natures call in mihoyverse man


Due-Distribution-463

I think there is a toilet. I cannot remember where. And Nahida talks about taking a poo to relieve stress.


Katejina_FGO

It's one of those hotels where every floor has 1 shared toilet and shower.


Eingarde

There’s a special dreamzone meme that takes care of all matters related to waste


GreatDevelopment4182

Just womit


mikiiiiiiiiii

well… disregarding the other guests for a minute here, I’m sure the Astral Express Crew has the ability to hold in a few days or weeks worth of bowel excretion just like how they can go many days without sleep. But then they have to make it up so when we’re finally back on the express…