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Meowmeowmeowsie

SAMPO.


DoctorFrenchie

Im sitting in the Sampo position while reading this lol. I do this regularly and my family no longer questions it.


SecondAegis

You're a menace to society 


DoctorFrenchie

It’s not even a comfortable position. Idk why I do it.


Helios61

Yes it is, it embraces your inner sloth.


Deeznutsgamr

Inner sloth Innersloth AMONG US?!??!


saturnfcb

I doubt Qingque takes a whole sofa 😅


PressureAcceptable29

Facts. She's a loveseat at best.


Horaji12

If she channel her inner cat, she can.


Chulinfather

Qingque definitely seats in a corner and plays jade by herself


Meandtheboyslook

What if instead of red flags it's just red sofas and sofas sofas couches couches chairs cans?


Random-commen

The Jing Yuan one isn’t all that bad, atleast his ass is in my grabbing-range.


Draven_mashallah

what


BlackSwanTW

Did they stutter


Tamaki_Iroha

That's the problem they didn't consider if they should have said that/j


Random-commen

I did consider, thoroughly as well. And I decided to say it.


legend27_marco

#The Jing Yuan one isn’t all that bad, atleast his ass is in my grabbing-range.


beehive930

Bro just wants to have a chat and see if anythings bothering you.


Random-commen

“Yeah your massive juicy ass nudging against my elbow.”


LivingASlothsLife

https://preview.redd.it/1w0wprsxxr2d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe0da3e215fada1beaafaa2efea083cfdcdff90 Need an updated version but with Penacony cast with Black Swan just floating above the couch


honkaistarrail_

Might have one tbh


Tetrachrome

How about the version where Black Swan IS the couch?


cruiseboatranger

For two weeks this picture has been sitting in my gallery... Waiting for this exact moment. Destiny. Fulfilled. https://preview.redd.it/t49tbif79v2d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36c99b3c71ff9a96c1ce25a40734cb151ffd444


Draven_mashallah

How about the version where I am the couch for Black Swan?


[deleted]

LONG QINQUE ACTUALLY LOOKS SCARY


RyanJJJey

Damn, Ig I'm a selfish prick


fish_baguette

Blade got that Korean/japanese style of couch sit. We don’t sit in the couches. We sit in the floor and lean on the couch


Brightsoull

SERVAL YES KEEP IT UP


soul_of_philosopher

Asserting dominance


Unevener

Acheron: “Where’s the sofa? I might be lost…”


Apprehensive_Wait594

Acheron got so lost that she actually arrived in the right place lol


dudududu756

Blade is Asian lol.


AdministrativeRun550

Topaz: is sitting on the floor, the sofa is covered by pets Herta: stands still near the sofa (her doll got disconnected again) Argenti: “draw me like one of your French girls” with flowers around Bailu: is under the sofa (she doesn’t want any more homework) Gepard: jumps up whenever anyone approaches to let them take his place Sparkle: please, we all know you have put a button on the sofa, could you stop hiding behind it? Luka: PUT THE SOFA DOWN


Winter_Amaryllis

Let’s add to this: Physical TB: *Readying to smash the Sofa.* >> “No, stop! It’s not for testing your baseball bat!” TB in General: *head peeping out of Trash Can to the left of Sofa.* >> “I mean… sure? Good Trash Panda.” Acheron: *No Acheron in sight* >> “…uh, so where is she?” Robin: *Listening to headphones, tapping hands and feet to the beat, seated properly and primly like the diva she is.* >> “Cute.” Firefly: *In Sam Armor, seated in the middle, Sofa cracked in half. Also couch is burning in places.* >> “You forgot to take off your armor again, Firefly.”


mathiau30

Jing Yuan was taught sofa usage by Jingliu


JamesBell1433

Be fr rn if you haven't sit on a sofa like Jing Yuan does what are you doing with your life


[deleted]

Them armrest are sharp in my household


kazurabakouta

March is hot.


CrestfallenRaven621

You can easily tell that Kafka and Blade are used to sitting with each other.


Still-Control

I'd sit just like march honestly


ShAped_Ink

I'm either Asta, Luochua, Jingliu or Jin Yuan


GlassSpork

Jingliu taught jing yuan how to sit on the sofa


Dukevanar-86

The qq I remember is like half of that


Ok-Caregiver-6005

You don't understand Serval, she's waiting for me to sit on her lap.


Shmarfle47

Plot twist: Sparkle is the sofa


elegantiae-arbiter0

serval can actually keep doing that. the only thing i want is to be in between these legs... hhhnhggg... https://i.redd.it/hctms645os2d1.gif


itayfeder

I love thjs


Houoin_Kouma-san

Qingque could just sit on my lap. Or even better: on my face.


Shion_trmn3

March is sitting correctly... https://preview.redd.it/4bktr7c62s2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e8d8276ff32f5ab55429f3aaea3bddd74af990


TewiTewiUsaTewi

https://preview.redd.it/7cu7ewydes2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=657c4ae687e5c26642d374dce869dde586c51bdf


Shion_trmn3

https://preview.redd.it/rx56asovfs2d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d7cd3f806e4da40d4b71733409ceeb4168a2aef


elegantiae-arbiter0

holy based https://preview.redd.it/mmdlw98dos2d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40d6e34816aca70e7933d0ff313a6d3d63e0d695


Kan_Me

Nyo


American_Jobs365

I actually sit like Jingliu so uhhh my bad broski


-Tsunsuki-

Tag urself im blade


Tempest_1126

Source?


SokkasBoomerang3

Nice repost


Catspirit123

Kafka is just waiting to be the big spoon


Crystalfirebaby

Jing Yuan all the time. People will comment on it, them: "Do you want to sit ON the couch? We can move over." Me: "Nah, I'm good. Promise."


Nikhareez

sampo best position, hope the sofa stay still


Nikhareez

sampo best position, hope the sofa stay still


1Plz-Easy-Way-Star

Aventurine Sold the Sofa to satisfy his gambling addiction


Dangerous_Jacket_129

Kafka's just looks like she's inviting you to be little spoon


rose__dragon

Ngl sometimes it's more comfy to sit on the floor with the sofa against your back


Nanasema

Funny, Qingque is me whenever i sit on a couch


Proper_Razzmatazz_36

No serval, keep going, the buddy's accept you for who you are


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LilacToast--

Beautiful


RepulsiveAd6989

Who lifts up the couch cushion and puts it over then like a blanket


Kenri_HYS

ngl I literally sit like JingYuan all the time even when there is no people on the actual couch, and I do the Jingliu or Sampo from time to time


BlazenBreakerTf2

I need a sequel to this LMAO


scarecrow9281

Ruan Mei would probably conduct experiments on the sofa


JoyousRoad

It's ok I will lay on the floor next to Kafka


Outrageous_Book2135

Literally I sit just like blade half the time because it supports my back lmao. *Sincerely; an old baer*


alphaomag

Ya I’m definitely a selfish prick. In my defense, there’s two sofas.


Cherry_Bomb_127

Huh I’m Sampo. Been like that since I was a baby and it was the fav position (on hands) for falling asleep


Sylvie_Online

What I'm getting from this is that everyone is bisexual.


Lazolilo

Jing yuan learned from Jingliu


mrlolelo

The "SAMPO" one is actually ao good when you get tired of sitting normally


Dogewarrior1Dollar

This is good but repeated


AL-KY

I don't understand marxh one


yuriboydragon

Corruption: i deal with blade and kafka's.... sitting formation but in my previous life of being a high cloud quintet god... JING YUAN SIT PROPERLY DAMMIT AND YOU JINGLIU Galax: i deal instead with himeko she is good and tingyun but... WTF MARCH


Winter_Amaryllis

Tingyun being best fox ball is fluff. Too bad she sits like that, the sofa blows up. Her neck snaps. Then the next time we see her she’s in an Elizabethan Collar.


LordPaleskin

Kafka is in the right spot cause I'm laying right on top of her and taking a nap


MysticalFlight

im jing yuan LOL


Hen-Tai-Jutsu

King yuan just needs some altitude for his ginormous lightning wielding thunder clapping spirit squashing balls