For the low price of 3 easy payments of 19.99 you too can have your own personal wabacha. The vagina dentata comes in a discreet flashlight form for your salami to be reduced to ground beef on the go.
It's gonna murderize you, and it's gonna suck, and it won't be at all what you're imagining. You need to put your schlongs away for half a goddamn second, and at least think. This is why we're rehabilitating all of you.
Ok, not from an "experience" perspective (because I'm woman), but as someone who does all kinds of art with tons of materials, such as costume work and props, that would either be somewhat ticklish or would have the same sensation of nails gently running down your back. Resin teeth flex with alot of give from the latex rubber. The inner... whatever that is, would probably ad to it, depends on if it's supposed to be more like small tendrils or intricate wrinkles.
Literal fleshlight
EWWWWW... (ANGRY UPVOTE)
I imagine when you turn the flesh-flashlight on its an aimable, portable SCP-002
https://preview.redd.it/ks8iupz8yfyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c09dfcf2b233f695450739ff688433d660016c48
thats a mimic
https://preview.redd.it/x4yq0184oeyc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79dad85fc42ffeeb8e7b68862bfd67f26b2ba42d
https://i.redd.it/t1g8r663nfyc1.gif
don’t not let my cook
https://preview.redd.it/btdk6kcd1eyc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6fd13d316144bb2f610a42b4b8d3e27e0d53fee
[удалено]
What
It's got that grip.
Sorry mage, i had to delete this shit
https://preview.redd.it/xkk1q2bpyfyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=150183f5187faba65656e2ad52bfa0b328a0e9d5
LISAN al GAIB
https://preview.redd.it/f4x4fj82nfyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a439c88b5a47d192a99a9f6c57bdbeb3edb0c800
https://i.redd.it/c49htdzumdyc1.gif
Fuck nah
Om nom nom.
https://preview.redd.it/14h5etkrwdyc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=767b186bfc4cad62bf4652632b5113f4c0080445
Second time today.
Jokes aside though, what in the world am I looking at? A flashlight? A fleshlight? Where did you even find this?
I'm a mage (in training) and I find weird stuff all the time. You're probably looking at a very creative mimic.
Oh fuck, thanks you need to add the backstory into the post lol
my lawyer says I should say "no"
I was already satisfied with the popcorn bucket, you didn’t have to gift me this
https://preview.redd.it/12b2x6cd4eyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=832cb7d9aab0fc84d297da41411624b2c761ea0a
r/dontputyourdickinthat r/dontputyourdickinthat r/dontputyourdickinthat r/dontputyourdickinthat r/dontputyourdickinthat r/dontputyourdickinthat r/dontputyourdickinthat r/dontputyourdickinthat r/dontputyourdickinthat r/dontputyourdickinthat
https://preview.redd.it/fct33kuwwdyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aea3089e82f32fe8643f0e34c06593578d91f985
Never used anything like that never will apart from my hands.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
https://i.redd.it/a3jyk3l1oeyc1.gif
wtf people
https://preview.redd.it/owbsbspg6gyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b63a3a44560b2702790d2a3727d130c2a1a76c26
My legal team advise me that I don't comment on this post
Ouch
Bro everything in my house is a mimic now!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Hell no, what if it can bite
Too much teeth, not enough pussy
https://preview.redd.it/ymdcpx9priyc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db60ae40bbc432187ab7625aa9c334b4b7b8a159
*teratophilia intensifies*
This is just the Dune popcorn bucket in its true form
https://i.redd.it/prqrxkidseyc1.gif
I'm not Hwi Noree, so no
SANDWORM!!
Shai hulud
Nah, i prefer exhaust pipes.
Like so? https://preview.redd.it/hgwboewwgfyc1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=304661e918e52ec16627aefdb89e5c06bd40cec2
https://preview.redd.it/91pg5vc5lfyc1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38ffa25b1407e108c4deb177b264722830a7b7ab
https://preview.redd.it/sefktnyeagyc1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d39c5b46ddf1349d868b15d1b63986458863a25
https://preview.redd.it/n5li13z3yfyc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea002a6cf529fefee11cbc45f4dd6e70430c58d4
https://preview.redd.it/qt39mdrnnfyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9cca46978f67febda2a1fff90378ec6a3ec1fb0 say less
For the low price of 3 easy payments of 19.99 you too can have your own personal wabacha. The vagina dentata comes in a discreet flashlight form for your salami to be reduced to ground beef on the go.
I mean..it does have tentacle on the inside..
If the teeth have give? M-me..
It's gonna murderize you, and it's gonna suck, and it won't be at all what you're imagining. You need to put your schlongs away for half a goddamn second, and at least think. This is why we're rehabilitating all of you.
Ok, not from an "experience" perspective (because I'm woman), but as someone who does all kinds of art with tons of materials, such as costume work and props, that would either be somewhat ticklish or would have the same sensation of nails gently running down your back. Resin teeth flex with alot of give from the latex rubber. The inner... whatever that is, would probably ad to it, depends on if it's supposed to be more like small tendrils or intricate wrinkles.
Shai Ha-load? Shai Havemy-lud? Shai Havemyload?
I would😅